Storytime cause my brain won’t let me forget it: I used to do Karate and there was an exercise to strengthen our punches while screaming at the top of our lungs. So we were taking turns punching this bag and I was talking to my cousin who was behind me. I couldn’t quite hear her so I said “what?” And I still couldn’t hear. So I kept saying what. I said it again and again, now I was punching the bag just fine with no problems. So then came my turn to punch again and I screamed as loud as I could to everyone in the room at the top of my lungs, punching the bag as hard as I could with all the confidence in the world!
“WHAT!!!!!!!!!”
…I screamed ‘what’… as I was punching the bag very proud of myself and so happy I screamed ‘what’… I walked to the back if the line and didn’t speak the rest of the day. This my friends is why I never get too confident in myself.
You know that feeling when you really wanna draw a certain thing, you open your sketchbook and pick up your pencil and you’ve so many ideas then suddenly you just feel like laying down and slowly falling into madness with no will to draw or is that just me?
I thought there could've been a serious problem then
I thought maybe she fell, or broke her skull open, or broke a bone, or found my razor (for leg shaving) and accidentally cut herself or something fell on her or maybe there was an intruder
Dating is hard in any situation. Especially when you're dealing with first loves. It's even harder when you're life is a literal fairytale, written into a fantasy world with no signs of escape. But that's just the reality these two lovers have to live in, complete with all the unrealistic, highly frivilous fairytale logic. Dragons, wicked stepmothers, fairy godmothers, and cursed items abound. Will the two be able to escape the predetermined roles placed on them? And will true love really triumph in the end?
I’ve become re-addicted to tik tok. Previous it was on my tablet but I don’t use my tablet anymore so now I’m on my phone… I’ve been on it for a whole hour.
Even though I feed him. Clean his litterbox. Give him eternal and undying love. Am the literal only reason this creature is alive. And yet he still can’t stand me! But I still love him.
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My sister let my cat out last night
She didn't close the door properly
He was stuck outside for 3+ hours
We didn't figure out he was gone until 11
Im kinda angrys with her rn
oop
when I tell overlord that Elden is kinzu’s dad:
Overlord’s face:
(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
FEMBOYS
HELP
I started makeing femboys for a friend
NOW I CANT STOP MAKEING F*CKIN FEMBOYS
yuh.
MOMMA HELP
I- with what?
i need to stop makeing femboys-
no keep going-
This was an incredible moment
yuh.
donky shlong is my hero
Storytime cause my brain won’t let me forget it: I used to do Karate and there was an exercise to strengthen our punches while screaming at the top of our lungs. So we were taking turns punching this bag and I was talking to my cousin who was behind me. I couldn’t quite hear her so I said “what?” And I still couldn’t hear. So I kept saying what. I said it again and again, now I was punching the bag just fine with no problems. So then came my turn to punch again and I screamed as loud as I could to everyone in the room at the top of my lungs, punching the bag as hard as I could with all the confidence in the world!
“WHAT!!!!!!!!!”
…I screamed ‘what’… as I was punching the bag very proud of myself and so happy I screamed ‘what’… I walked to the back if the line and didn’t speak the rest of the day. This my friends is why I never get too confident in myself.
no you should be more confident:) then you can rule the world
I mean… don’t I already rule the world. Look at my username.
For artists
You know that feeling when you really wanna draw a certain thing, you open your sketchbook and pick up your pencil and you’ve so many ideas then suddenly you just feel like laying down and slowly falling into madness with no will to draw or is that just me?
y e p
yep it’s just me or yep you get it too?
yep i get it to
good
lol
Ive felt that shit before
That happens to me sometimes
im
So
Holy shit okay
So, today i awoke to the sound of my sister screaming bloody murder
Bitch was shrieking and screaming and freaking out
I thought to myself, oh no she must be in danger
So i get up to see
Know why she was screaming and wailing at the top of her lungs?
She got soap in her eyes
AAAAAGHGHHHH!! THE BUBBLY BEAST HAS TAKEN OVER MEEEẸ̢̠͉͗͒͝͞E͇̯̝̘̔̇̏͘Ẻ̠E̻̜̞̼̘̽͑̌͠͡E̝̿̇ͅÈ͖E̼̾E̡̙̱͚̓͂̕̚!!
IT WASN'T EVEN WORDS IT WAS JUST SCREAMS
IVE GOTTEN SOAP UP MY NOSE AND I DIDN'T SCREAM (this was a week ago, please don't get soap up your nose)
PLEASE-
I remember when I got soap in my eyes . . .THAT SHIT HURTTTTTTT
you know
I thought there could've been a serious problem then
I thought maybe she fell, or broke her skull open, or broke a bone, or found my razor (for leg shaving) and accidentally cut herself or something fell on her or maybe there was an intruder
But nooo
Noo she just had fucking shampoo in her eyes
yuh getting soap and stuff in your eyes hurts but I don't think that it's serious- she just has to wash the soap out with water-
ouch. Soap really hurts.
YOU TRY GETTING LOATION IN YOUR EYES. THAT. IS. F*CKIN. P A I N.
i got it up my nose and in my eyes
Its not worth screaming your lungs out at 10 in the morning
Specially when people r sleeping
Aka me
RIP
@River_Idle :) I used the picrew that my child found and made a snow white??? Kind of????
Ooooos
:)
:D
hhh
im hungry lol
there’s pizza but I don’t feel like moving
anywho, hello fellow people
YOU SHOULD'VE JUST ASKED ME MY CHILD- WHAT TOPPINGSSSS????
hmm
pepperoni and sausage
yay pizzaaaa- :D
yuh :)
yell for it
everyone that lives at my house is either at work or asleep so nah
y e l l
ok fine-
good . . .
I should come here more often
INDEED YOU SHOULD MY CHILD-
your child?
you get used to it, floppy is like- idk- our 'parent' they did this with me when i came here at first, i called them toreal then just rolled with it
ok
anyways hi!
Uh, I forgot yesterday so two random images/gifs today-
tw
Stop it. Get off your lazy ass and do something productive
I make
gorls
is that a picrew or some shit?
ye
what picrew is it omg
ta da
https://picrew.me/image_maker/9971
ah, tysm.
this is what self care looks like:
*closes laptop at the 1 hour mark of Infinity Train*
The french word for "hole" is hilarious
Who decided "trou" had to be so fucking funny
One of my male friends started laughing when I told him the amount of kids I want and he started whispering to his boys🤑🤒 and now I feel 🏃🏾💨
:O oof??? I couldn't understand the feelings sorry sister T-T
I’m watching infinity train ready to cry.
yuh.im just looking at zosan fanart on pinterest
they didn’t have ti do me like that tho
yuh 😔✌
I may not be crying but I am getting hella angry and kinda tearing up but not crying
O-O anime moment?
eeeeewwwwwww
Who wants to rp with her?: 💿🌐 f l o p p y d i s k 💿🌐 heres a hot bish for ya
I have decided to try wattpat out again
I shall go read an fanfiction
The first one i found was a narusasu one
I'll read that
We shall see how it goes
I said to myself
Only 15 minutes before starting that.. horrible thing
Oh lord. Im so
I don't like wattpad
That shit is terrifying
Yeah Riv Riv don't do wattpad-
Also do you wanna rp I have a really cute idea
whas the idea
Dating is hard in any situation. Especially when you're dealing with first loves. It's even harder when you're life is a literal fairytale, written into a fantasy world with no signs of escape. But that's just the reality these two lovers have to live in, complete with all the unrealistic, highly frivilous fairytale logic. Dragons, wicked stepmothers, fairy godmothers, and cursed items abound. Will the two be able to escape the predetermined roles placed on them? And will true love really triumph in the end?
fancy
i feel like im going to vomit
What in the hell did i just read
smut yuh.
no
Idgaf about that shit
I read doujins as a hobby
But there was.... the m word in there
O-O oof T-T
it just depends you just have to find a really good one :)
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdwpDeYn/
So true
I can't get over this one- https://www.tiktok.com/@susiefoo/video/6894038338316029189?sender_device=mobile&...
Guys....I wanna make a wattpad like a spicy one so gimme some ideas pleasssssseeeeeeeeeee
Unfortunately, kenma
I cannot help you
For the only wattpat i have ever written
was about my friend and his friend
That's alright pal! :)
ye ye
What kind of genre or topic do you want you're Wattpad to be? Maybe I can give you some ideas.
It Can be like towards the more of a cheating fiancé or it can be totally different, I don't really mind anything-
BABYYYYYYYY ITS BEEN SO LONGGGGG
Yes, yes it has, what's up beautiful?
Well . .Don't get mad at me . . .But I've been playing on your minecraft account-
demon x angel
I-.....maybe, definitely tooken into consideration.
your welcome :>
BE WHO YOU AREEEEE
Beautiful (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
I'm sooooooooooo tired and it's ages before my usual time to sleep... sorta
I JUST REALIZED
my uncle is... a.
p p p p p p p p p p politician
O-O
it scary
😅
Show time! Hi!☆ What happened? 常に何かのシンドロームでドロッドロ
安心？(NO!) 平常心？(NO!)
いつまでやってんの？ おヒマなんですの？
O-O
oop, a Karen memes I found.
Wo man
B o o t i f u l .
yuh.
yuh.
also like
Me: minding my own business
My brain: “are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange named orange because oranges are orange.”
O-O true tho-
Very understandablelmao. I’m assuming you already saw the reply to the other reply?
I’ve become re-addicted to tik tok. Previous it was on my tablet but I don’t use my tablet anymore so now I’m on my phone… I’ve been on it for a whole hour.
yuh same
Lmao. I haven’t seen this many tik toks in one go since I first got it. I was speed running tik tok-
you wanna see some real speeEed bitch???
no thanks ☺️ /j
yuh. Idk what side of tiktok ur on but . . . I thought that chrollp stans were bad . . . Until I met toji stans. . . .THEY ARE DOWN BADDDDDDDDD
week 5 is done
I CANT BEAT SPIRIT-
O-O sure you can-
I KEEP DIEING-
😅
*rage screeming*
posting this cuz i dont wanna lose the image
i gtg
Nice
yuhhhhhhhhh
I DID ITTTTTTT I BEAT SOUTH AND MONSTER!!! I FINNALY BEAT WEEK TWOOOOO
I JUST BEAT WEEK 3 LEZ GOOOO
WEEK 4 IS DONE.
:) here are your 1000 cookies
WEEEEEEE!!!!
yuh
*lofi kitty_ ex. has now entered a sugar crash*
WAIT NO I ONLY SAID 100 COOKIES MAX FOR TODAY- NO WHYARE YOU EATING MORE- STAWP-
i have started watching my next life as a villainess: all routes lead to doom!
Its very good
I think... it might be a gl 👁👁
interesting . . . Yuh 🥺
My (irl) little sister was watching micky mouse and I was shooketh when i heard toodles spoke
MY NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER IS TOODLES BECAUSE OF HIS VOICE. IDK WHY
yuh.
I wanna draw a human/object head of him- HELP
Candleeee
candle?
candle head
I just want a candle head idk why
do it I dare you :)
i will
MOMMA I BEAT WEEK 2-4 WERE MEH CWOOKIES AT
up there my child :)
death don't scare me but taking my sweater off and accidentally lifting up my shirt do!
Lol
I- that's unusual .-. But also very gen z-
this literally happened to me and some of the people I was sitting with were freaking out-
I laugh in the face of danger hahahahaha
thanks for telling me what to threaten you with 🤗
O-O
was it something I said?
Took some pictures of my cat.
Does your cat dislike cameras?
not at all. He just doesn’t know when to look at one. Also he hates me.
Oh ok
Even though I feed him. Clean his litterbox. Give him eternal and undying love. Am the literal only reason this creature is alive. And yet he still can’t stand me! But I still love him.
Wow
thist one is terrifying
First*
to lazy to click edit
thank you
yw
The reason I wear all black isn’t because it’s my favorite color. It’s to warn you not to mess with me cause I’m already dressed for your funeral.
Wow, the reason I wear all black is to show my ex I won't hesitate igniting his butt on fire and run him over with my cousins motorcycle.
Wow
ashes to ashes, dust to dust.