HELLO MY CHILD I AM HERE TO HELP YOUUUUUU YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU ARE LIKE...THE QUIET KID THAT ACTUALLY TALKS SOMETIMES AND YOU ARE KIND AND SWEET AND FUNNY AND YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AND I LOVE YOU MY CHILD ABD I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A BETTER DAYYYY SO
So long long ago, in a year known as 2020 a young individual by the name of river was playing a game with their wife, this game is special to them. The two were going to partake in their FAVORITE activity in said game, they were going to steal a carriage from some npc's. They pulled off the heist flawlessly, river hopped on the carrige and knifed someone in the heck, and river's wife shot the other one. Rivers wife was driving.
They rode away trying to escape from th law, and they rode on the train tracks with their horsies behind them. They tried to turn off the tracks by a bridge but the carriage got stuck, and a train was coming. So river and their wife threw themselves off the bridge into a stream and the train plowed through the carriage killing the horses on the carriage and their own personal horsies
I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR GRAYYYYYY DON'T ASK ME WHYYYYYYTYT I JUST REALLY LIKE ITTTTTTTT I KEEP MAKING CHARACTER WITH GRAY HAIR AND I SAW SOMEONE WITH IT ON PINTEREST AND I WANT IT I NEED IT AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE HC YOU KIDS ARE A PAIN IN MY-I STILL LOVE YOU ALL THOUGH ANYWAYSYEEEEEEEE
I just watched Venom and... I gotta say,not disappointed. Just kinda sad. Stan Lee was in that movie. That made me cry. And anything else counts as spoilers so yeah.
I know 🙂 why do you think I posted them? Why to torture you if course. I can’t suffer alone. So ok now you must suffer with me. 🙂 you think you can escape? You think you can just leave? No bestie. I will find you. And I will keep giving you puns. There is no escape.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE WAS A FLYING SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM AND HOW IT GOT THERE CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE SPIDER-WOMAN NOR DO I WANT TO DIE AND WHAT'S WORSE IS IT WAS A BABY MEANING THERE'S A BILLION FUCKING MORE OF THEM SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE! AND THAT ALSO MEANS THERE WAS ONCE A MOTHER HERE! (it's dead cause when spiders give birth to children they die when the children are born) NOT TO MENTION MY SISTER IS TERRIFFIED OF SPIDERS IMAGINE HOW SHE WOULD RE-ACT! I AM SO GODDAMN,FUCKING DEAD! THISIS THEMOST BULLSHIT SITUATION I HAVE BEEN IN AND I WILL KEEP CURSING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
"I mean yea..uhm-..My boobs got a big bigger but my butt stayed the same and well..my teeth turned very very sharp..like fox teeth or a wolfs teeth..uhm-..I thinks that's it.."
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Hi. My name is PITCH. Tell me good things about me since my hamster died
you are a person of wisdom
you are one of the peeps I look up to
And you are like the king of this place 😊
HELLO MY CHILD I AM HERE TO HELP YOUUUUUU YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU ARE LIKE...THE QUIET KID THAT ACTUALLY TALKS SOMETIMES AND YOU ARE KIND AND SWEET AND FUNNY AND YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AND I LOVE YOU MY CHILD ABD I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A BETTER DAYYYY SO
You are very very nice c:
roses are red
My name is Vance
If enki doesn’t buy my danish cookies
I will do my murderus dance 😤💃
YES MY CHILD
mumsyyyy!
I give you cheek smooch
yay
Is it like
A danish AND a cookies
Or a combination of a danish and a cookie
Or is it a cookie from Denmark
OOH
yeah
enki buy lawkins the cookies or else
lol i think i started somethin
yes
I STARTED AN ARMY
sí
TO VICTORYY
Gather round child ren it time for a story
So long long ago, in a year known as 2020 a young individual by the name of river was playing a game with their wife, this game is special to them. The two were going to partake in their FAVORITE activity in said game, they were going to steal a carriage from some npc's. They pulled off the heist flawlessly, river hopped on the carrige and knifed someone in the heck, and river's wife shot the other one. Rivers wife was driving.
They rode away trying to escape from th law, and they rode on the train tracks with their horsies behind them. They tried to turn off the tracks by a bridge but the carriage got stuck, and a train was coming. So river and their wife threw themselves off the bridge into a stream and the train plowed through the carriage killing the horses on the carriage and their own personal horsies
And that, is what we call the bridge incident
WPAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WAOH...YOU GOT MARRIED WITHOUT ME!?! T-T WITHOUT MY BLESSING..IM SAD N9WWWWWWW
IM SORRY MOTHER ITS A PLATONIC MARRIED
IT HAPPENED BEFORE I MEET YOU
SO YOU GOT MARRIED WHILE YOU WETE IN MY STOMACH!?!?!?!?!
yup
I did, in fact do that
Did I give you your birth story??
yup
I did, in fact do that
Do you guys want my rating on ppl here?
yes :)
Mmmmmmmmmmaybe
I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR GRAYYYYYY DON'T ASK ME WHYYYYYYTYT I JUST REALLY LIKE ITTTTTTTT I KEEP MAKING CHARACTER WITH GRAY HAIR AND I SAW SOMEONE WITH IT ON PINTEREST AND I WANT IT I NEED IT AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE HC YOU KIDS ARE A PAIN IN MY-I STILL LOVE YOU ALL THOUGH ANYWAYSYEEEEEEEE
I made a character
weridcore goes burrr
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Can i rp with them?
also can i have the link?
yes and lemme see if I can find it
yay
Ah, look at all the lonely people.(it's a song)
mother i tried to kidnap someone down below
O-O . . . GOOD JOB MY CHILD! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!
really?
indeed you get a trophy today! (The contest hasn't started yet but I still give out trophies
lol)) whoa... positive reinforcement! yesss!!! tytyty!!
Rose's are red, my name is dan. I have a gun, get in the van
roses are red, im gonna scream. and no im calling the police.
bro it was a joke
I just watched Venom and... I gotta say,not disappointed. Just kinda sad. Stan Lee was in that movie. That made me cry. And anything else counts as spoilers so yeah.
don’t do that-
Just a light tap nothing else please-
my friend sent this to me
Honestly i feel attacked
its not my fault
Honestly its just fun to fall
yes
I JUST LEARNED
/OOC MWANS OUT OF CHARACTER
ok enki
*inhales*
I don’t want you
Nor need you
But-
I want my payment of daaanishhh cookies and my 27 dollars from last week
Am I still mad, no
Am I gonna be mad if you don’t give me the danish cookies
Yes, yes I will be
Dead line is Saturday-
I mean it 🙂
AAAAAAA >:c
I didn't get to play red dead redemption 2 last night cos my dad was playing the outer worlds or something
Amd i couldn't play banGDream cos it was under maintenance
ggep
it was really suck
poor riv
i joined a bandori rp server
An rp ing with people outside of mgm is scaory
And I'm not doing my own character im being a canon character
It scary
skirttt-
eeeeeeee
shy frog
At the end of the day, we are all human beans. And together, we will rice. Lettuce pray. Ramen.
I fucking hate every single one of those puns
I know 🙂 why do you think I posted them? Why to torture you if course. I can’t suffer alone. So ok now you must suffer with me. 🙂 you think you can escape? You think you can just leave? No bestie. I will find you. And I will keep giving you puns. There is no escape.
oh man, im really mushed up didnt i?
Yes.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE WAS A FLYING SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM AND HOW IT GOT THERE CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE SPIDER-WOMAN NOR DO I WANT TO DIE AND WHAT'S WORSE IS IT WAS A BABY MEANING THERE'S A BILLION FUCKING MORE OF THEM SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE! AND THAT ALSO MEANS THERE WAS ONCE A MOTHER HERE! (it's dead cause when spiders give birth to children they die when the children are born) NOT TO MENTION MY SISTER IS TERRIFFIED OF SPIDERS IMAGINE HOW SHE WOULD RE-ACT! I AM SO GODDAMN,FUCKING DEAD! THISIS THEMOST BULLSHIT SITUATION I HAVE BEEN IN AND I WILL KEEP CURSING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
Uh, Update on me being sad
OMFG THEY CAME BACK IM SO FUCKING HAPPY- :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
good for you!
I’m going to sleep night
:D
I love you too as a friend
With da homo /j
Yasd
Thanks love, I love bein da cool kid 😏😏😏😺😺😺😺😺😺😺
hey baby 😀
Hey :)
ARE YOU STILL PREGNANT-
no...now...are you ready for a little more action??🍆
WAITTTT, ARE YOU SURREEEE?
Thank you!
y a w n
WHERE AM I?!/lh
Wait what about me-
Oh wait i rarely use this-
what about me my child? Well...I don't need to know anyways...I know that you love me
why aren’t I the favorite ash
Why baby me
I’m a big boy now
I can cook
And you baby me :(
idk-
uhh kurtis?
I have an important question for all of you amazing, wonderful, beautiful people…
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF ME AND DONT LIE OR I WILL STAB YOU TO DEATH (Enki you’re good.)
honestly I think you are a cool person
You’ve been here pretty long,and so far we’ve gotten along well
With the 2years of being here I’ll say your a person with a personality that I really can’t find in anyone else, it’s yet interesting and swagger
:D
Thank you!
mhm!
I tried my best to English that-
it’s fine lol
Thanks-
So… I now know how to say she eats an apple in irish… interesting…
I just had a halls
It was vanilla flavored
It was... so
Weird to put in my mouth
I can’t believe people. Like “you’re either “left brained” or “right brained”” like. What if I’m just brain brained smh 🙄
aww did someone do a fucking mistake
I AM NOT A SNUGGLE BABBY
YOU LITTLE PISS BABBY
I AM THE FUCKING FLOWER KING BITCH
r.r
Why do i have a top hat
Wait
It doesn't matter
Top hats r cool
I have a top hat now
cool people wear top hats
Like tha cat in the hat
And mayor humdinger from paws patrol
And the monopoly guy
And abraham Lincoln
GASP
I'm the favorite!!
yayyyyyyyyy!
Why thank ye! 😁
THANKSSS IMAAA CHILLLL HOOMANNNN
YEAAAAAA THAKSSSSS LOVE!
😎
Oh-Yea I close to him..I'll see what is wrong :) I don't think he's mad but we'll see!
wow im offended ;(
o h
dats no me dats logan ask ovarlord yu'll understand
da
Well holy can o' jars 😞/lh
EEEEEE
THE HELLO HAPPY WORLD EVENT IS STARTINGGGGG
RIVER IS BACK FROM THEIR FRIENDS HOME
WE WATCHED SPYS ARE FOREVER
notherenotherenotherenothere-
nononononononoononononononoonononon
no nono
why do i hear ''whatcha know bout mining diamonds with a steve'' playing
that’s what it is
Enderman in the deep-
why do i hear AUDIO
unfunny did it-
wassup
discor
Love, when you
$4.99!
Makes me feel so luxury
Love, when you
$4.99!
Makes me feel so luxury
Never let yourself feel bad
Love, touch
911, what’s your emergency?
I can’t seem to breathe or f— $4.99!
Love, touch
911, what’s your emergency?
I can’t seem to breathe or feel anything!
(Whoa!)
I can’t seem to breathe or fe— $4.99!
I can’t seem to breathe or fe— $4.99!
(Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system)
oop/
yeS yEs
tears falling down at the party-
saddest little baby in the room-
YAS
me over here being sad
My baby sister: nou!
Me: ?
my baby sister: *le hugs*
My ass over here:😱💃👏🏽
Right here Puppy! (⌒_⌒;)
Oki!
Owen: did your body change when you turned?
"I mean yea..uhm-..My boobs got a big bigger but my butt stayed the same and well..my teeth turned very very sharp..like fox teeth or a wolfs teeth..uhm-..I thinks that's it.."
Owen: wow..
"What?"
Owen: did it hurt?
hi
jajja-
fuck you
ok
bitch
ok
T.W: vento
Why did I draw these-
my husband zoro is looking extra fine today
really father?
that’s dad?