CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE WAS A FLYING SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM AND HOW IT GOT THERE CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE SPIDER-WOMAN NOR DO I WANT TO DIE AND WHAT'S WORSE IS IT WAS A BABY MEANING THERE'S A BILLION FUCKING MORE OF THEM SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE! AND THAT ALSO MEANS THERE WAS ONCE A MOTHER HERE! (it's dead cause when spiders give birth to children they die when the children are born) NOT TO MENTION MY SISTER IS TERRIFFIED OF SPIDERS IMAGINE HOW SHE WOULD RE-ACT! I AM SO GODDAMN,FUCKING DEAD! THISIS THEMOST BULLSHIT SITUATION I HAVE BEEN IN AND I WILL KEEP CURSING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
"I mean yea..uhm-..My boobs got a big bigger but my butt stayed the same and well..my teeth turned very very sharp..like fox teeth or a wolfs teeth..uhm-..I thinks that's it.."
Starting on August 1 I'm having a competetion! Whoever makes mother proud for the day gets a trophy! But the real winner is whoever makes me proud the most! So ye!
O-O sweetie...you can't do that...I remember the age 13...I was depressed af....but good job on roasting them! You have made mother proud today so I give you the trophy of making me proud...
13 was the height of my life. I was the happiest I ever was then. My anxiety had died down bro I was so happy I didn’t even care about the “changes” I was going through. I was just happy.
You can actually swim while on your period, the water keeps you from leaking you just have to wrap a towel around you as soon as you get out and jump in the shower or change, and if you do go swimming when on it, i recommend a black bathing suit if you have one.😁
MY CHILD ARE YOU OK I WILL HELP YOU TALK TO MEEEEEE AND I CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE PPL SAY YHAT CANCERS ARE GOOD AT ADVICE IDK IF THEY ARE BUT I CAN TRY?????
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE WAS A FLYING SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM AND HOW IT GOT THERE CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE SPIDER-WOMAN NOR DO I WANT TO DIE AND WHAT'S WORSE IS IT WAS A BABY MEANING THERE'S A BILLION FUCKING MORE OF THEM SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE! AND THAT ALSO MEANS THERE WAS ONCE A MOTHER HERE! (it's dead cause when spiders give birth to children they die when the children are born) NOT TO MENTION MY SISTER IS TERRIFFIED OF SPIDERS IMAGINE HOW SHE WOULD RE-ACT! I AM SO GODDAMN,FUCKING DEAD! THISIS THEMOST BULLSHIT SITUATION I HAVE BEEN IN AND I WILL KEEP CURSING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
Uh, Update on me being sad
OMFG THEY CAME BACK IM SO FUCKING HAPPY- :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
good for you!
I’m going to sleep night
:D
I love you too as a friend
With da homo /j
Yasd
Thanks love, I love bein da cool kid 😏😏😏😺😺😺😺😺😺😺
hey baby 😀
Hey :)
ARE YOU STILL PREGNANT-
no...now...are you ready for a little more action??🍆
WAITTTT, ARE YOU SURREEEE?
Thank you!
y a w n
WHERE AM I?!/lh
Wait what about me-
Oh wait i rarely use this-
what about me my child? Well...I don't need to know anyways...I know that you love me
why aren’t I the favorite ash
Why baby me
I’m a big boy now
I can cook
And you baby me :(
what priorities do you have-
idk-
priority?
uhh kurtis?
alright-
I have an important question for all of you amazing, wonderful, beautiful people…
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF ME AND DONT LIE OR I WILL STAB YOU TO DEATH (Enki you’re good.)
honestly I think you are a cool person
You’ve been here pretty long,and so far we’ve gotten along well
With the 2years of being here I’ll say your a person with a personality that I really can’t find in anyone else, it’s yet interesting and swagger
:D
Thank you!
mhm!
I tried my best to English that-
it’s fine lol
Thanks-
So… I now know how to say she eats an apple in irish… interesting…
I just had a halls
It was vanilla flavored
It was... so
Weird to put in my mouth
I can’t believe people. Like “you’re either “left brained” or “right brained”” like. What if I’m just brain brained smh 🙄
my opinion on people here:
Nat: a bitch, a cool one that is-
River: smol bean with a top hat
Vance/Allan/ lawful: he’s a baby, a cute smol iddy biddy snuggle baby ☺️
pitch: a person I would definitely not piss off-
Overlord: OUTSTANDING, REST MY CASE I HAVE A FAVORITE
Tamaki: chill human
floppy disk: you.. we meet again.. :( they are pretty cool);
Da queen of you: interesting, very interesting, I like that..
aww did someone do a fucking mistake
I AM NOT A SNUGGLE BABBY
YOU LITTLE PISS BABBY
I AM THE FUCKING FLOWER KING BITCH
geez-
r.r
Why do i have a top hat
Wait
It doesn't matter
Top hats r cool
I have a top hat now
top hat= superior
cool people wear top hats
Like tha cat in the hat
And mayor humdinger from paws patrol
And the monopoly guy
And abraham Lincoln
yeah
fuck off himbo
loll
GASP
I'm the favorite!!
yep
yayyyyyyyyy!
:D
Why thank ye! 😁
your welcome
THANKSSS IMAAA CHILLLL HOOMANNNN
YEAAAAAA THAKSSSSS LOVE!
anytime 😊
😎
Allan called me a piss baby-
I think he’s mad-
Uh idk if y’all are close but can you talk to hir?
Oh-Yea I close to him..I'll see what is wrong :) I don't think he's mad but we'll see!
wow im offended ;(
let me rephrase that
You make your points really clear to others
Bro I wish I can do shit like that
Like I fucking look up to you
You are my other favorite
o h
dats no me dats logan ask ovarlord yu'll understand
do you have d.I.d ?
da
Well holy can o' jars 😞/lh
I honestly think your cool
Like your the fucking aunt of this place-
EEEEEE
THE HELLO HAPPY WORLD EVENT IS STARTINGGGGG
RIVER IS BACK FROM THEIR FRIENDS HOME
WE WATCHED SPYS ARE FOREVER
VANCEEEEEE
notherenotherenotherenothere-
heyy vancey kins
nononononononoononononononoonononon
🙂
no nono
I wanna pin you against the fucking wall
oh-
Dyminite in a jar-
why do i hear ''whatcha know bout mining diamonds with a steve'' playing
that’s what it is
Enderman in the deep-
why do i hear AUDIO
unfunny did it-
wassup
discor
Love, when you
$4.99!
Makes me feel so luxury
Love, when you
$4.99!
Makes me feel so luxury
Never let yourself feel bad
Love, touch
911, what’s your emergency?
I can’t seem to breathe or f— $4.99!
Love, touch
911, what’s your emergency?
I can’t seem to breathe or feel anything!
(Whoa!)
I can’t seem to breathe or fe— $4.99!
I can’t seem to breathe or fe— $4.99!
(Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system)
oop/
yeS yEs
tears falling down at the party-
saddest little baby in the room-
YAS
me over here being sad
My baby sister: nou!
Me: ?
my baby sister: *le hugs*
My ass over here:😱💃👏🏽
Right here Puppy! (⌒_⌒;)
Oki!
Owen: did your body change when you turned?
"I mean yea..uhm-..My boobs got a big bigger but my butt stayed the same and well..my teeth turned very very sharp..like fox teeth or a wolfs teeth..uhm-..I thinks that's it.."
Owen: wow..
"What?"
Owen: did it hurt?
hi
jajja-
fuck you
ok
bitch
ok
T.W: vento
Why did I draw these-
my husband zoro is looking extra fine today
really father?
that’s dad?
here's a character that I made
I GOT NO TIME. I GOT NO TO LIVE. I GOT NO TIME TO LIVE AND I CAN'T SAY GOODBYEE
OH NUUUUU I WOULD SAY THE REST 9F THE LYRICS BUT I FORGOT THEMMM
CUZ IM REGRETING HAVEING MEMORYS OF MY FRIENDS WHO THE USED TO BE, BESIDE ME BEFORE THEY LEFT ME TO DIE.
Starting on August 1 I'm having a competetion! Whoever makes mother proud for the day gets a trophy! But the real winner is whoever makes me proud the most! So ye!
*confution* how mutch- why whould- *its clear i've lost all sence of time during quarantine*
O-O I- ice cream might help???
Lofi kitty ex. has stopped working
am I still your favorite :0
:D
Im goin to my friends home soon
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAVE FUN MY CHILD COME HOME SOON!
I NOT HOME YET
WE WATCHING A MUSICAL
weeeeeeeeee
weeeee
I just brutally insulted a 13 year old as a joke… I think I may have seriously upset them… sh__.
O-O sweetie...you can't do that...I remember the age 13...I was depressed af....but good job on roasting them! You have made mother proud today so I give you the trophy of making me proud...
13 was the height of my life. I was the happiest I ever was then. My anxiety had died down bro I was so happy I didn’t even care about the “changes” I was going through. I was just happy.
well that's good :) is that why 13 is your favorite number
that and it's also a bad luck number
:O sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Im
So MAD
You didn't get a hagumi card???
No...
It jot dreamfest yet
Thats after the next event
oh okiiiii
yeee
Anyone have any creepy monster picrews where I can make evil villians???
And I know no one will save me..
I'm just asking for a kiss
Give me one good movie kiss
And I'll be alright
Nobody…nobody… nobody
Nobody, nobody
Ooh, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody
oof.
N̸̡̨̨͇̦̹͙̟̬̫̖͖̎̅-̸̟̺͒͑͗̉́͘̕͝ͅn̵̡̼̞̺͓̼͎̳̩͙̬̭̗̤̞͗̉̽̈́͛̚̕o̷̡͖̹̹̔b̸̢̡̨͚̩̻̻̲̙̰̮̪͙̯͂ô̷̮̂͂͝d̷̪̰̘̕͝y̸̠̬͎͚̋̅̋̐̑̀̃̀̕͜ ̶̯̣̬̹̣̪͉̰̟̫͔͚͔̈́̆͐́̉̿͛́̀̅́͘͝͝͝
I- I'm scared now.
ya
hello bby.
GOJO RESPONDDDDDDDDDDD I HAVEN'T FLIRTED WITH SOMEONE SINCE YESTERDAY AND I NEED MY DAILY DIRTY FLIRTING IN SO HURRY UP
my system prosesing feels like this
bro bro bro-
I found out how to say castaways in Spanish-
náufragos, nosotros son náufragos 💃😩💃
XD
I wasnt laughing at the fact that you were latin- i just found what you said funny- calm down, good lord
ouch-
I feel bad for u nat
You can actually swim while on your period, the water keeps you from leaking you just have to wrap a towel around you as soon as you get out and jump in the shower or change, and if you do go swimming when on it, i recommend a black bathing suit if you have one.😁
My uncle died lol
wat-
yeag
He is.. not living anymore 🤪
uhhh-
Should you be sad about that or-
im very sad fym
fym?
MY CHILD ARE YOU OK I WILL HELP YOU TALK TO MEEEEEE AND I CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE PPL SAY YHAT CANCERS ARE GOOD AT ADVICE IDK IF THEY ARE BUT I CAN TRY?????LOL TY MOTHER
NO PROBL NOW TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS I SHALL HELP
TBH I HAVEN'T GOT MANY PROVELMS RIGHT NOW
EXCEPT MY THUMBS BEING CRAMPS WHENEVER I PLAY BANDORI FOR TOO LONG
O-O I- were you close with your uncle?
WHERE IS SAKUNA
who?
SA
KU
NA
oh idk-
hey daddy gojo 😀 you're looking extra thicc today :D
mumsy-
what????
hai☺️
Hello my child 😀 how have you been today?
why ty
ITS ABOUT TIME I NEED SOMEONE TO DIRTY FLIRST WITH
mhmmm
you start...go on...say something nice about me
awww
My art skills are
Chefs kiss
Uts like looking at an official card
I have two names ya know
The other is vance
Thats prettyyyyyy but pup is betterrrr
I guess so :3
EVERYONE
I AM NOW
FULLY VACCINATED
ya
an i got a ice creams and went to a
GARDEN STORE
ooooo!
i didn't get a plants
But i took a picture
And two people said they piked my shirt
oooo
Riv riv
Wanna play animal jam with me :0
Im BACK
I got to beat up a polish guy cos hr didn't pay his debts
AND i helped a fancy man find his way back to strawberry
AND im gunna help a lady paleontologist find dino bones
I didn't... i didn't like beating the polish guy
He was like
Crying and telling me to stop
I robbed him of everything he owned
Shoulda just killed him 😕
I took this kid jack fishisng
And the fucking cops came for me
Not shooting
But they knew where my crew was camping
Or they knew sorta where we were
So we ran home
Scary