I’ve made a mistake. I shouldn’t have eaten that last piece of fried chicken and eaten a burger just before sleep. I shouldn’t have drank 2 cups of milk and half a water bottle straight after. Now look. I’m unwell. I’m vomiting and I’m cold and my stomach is killing me and it’s my fault for being a greedy brat. This is pain. Life is pain. Existence is pain. Pls help. Call 911. I’m literally dying. Why did I eat all that yesterday. I feel like my stomach has been turned inside out. Wae. Wae. Wae- excuse me one second to barf- ok where were we, right. I DIDNT EVEN WRITE MY WILL YET! WHAT DID I DO? HOW DID I DESERVE THIS! GOODBYE EVERYONE! ILL SEE YOU N THE OTHER SIDE
The body takes 2 to 3 days to digest food. A large amount of food cannot be properly digested and will take longer and all the digestive bacteria must help to digest that amount of food making it difficult to digest all the food in time. Food floods your stomach and causes a reaction. Especially when you drink milk. Milk is an alkali and we need acid in our stomach to survive. Milk neutralizes the acid making it defective. Meaning teh digestive bacteria can’t work properly. So with all this going on the stomach won’t be able ti contain everything and will pop it back up the mouth hole until it’s enough to manage. So in conclusion I couldn’t take a shit until I barfed.
I was the tallest in class. I felt superior. But then my best friend came. She’s like 2 inches taller and she took away my superiority. But I’m still older so like heh forget height 💁♀️
There’s 104 days if summer vacation and school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it…
LIKE MAYBE
Building a rocket ,
Or fighting a mummy ,
Or climbing up the Eiffel tower!
Discovering something that doesn’t exist (hey!)
Or giving a monkey a shower!
Surfing tidal waves,
Creating nano-bots,
Or locating Frankenstein’s brain! (It’s over here!)
Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent,
Or driving your sister insane! (Phineas!)
As you can see there’s a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall. So stick woth us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! Si stick with us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it ALL!
Moooooooom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Who needs a coffee? 'Cause I'm doing a run I'm writing down the orders now for everyone The coffee is free, just like me I'm an unpaid intern
Sorting papers, runnin' around (runnin' around) Sitting in the meeting room, not making a sound (not a sound) Barely people, somehow legal Unpaid intern
You work all day, go back to your dorm And since you can't afford a mortgage, you just torrent a porn 'Cause you're an intern (unpaid) Wa-da-da-wap-wa-da
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it...
LIKE MAYBE-
Building a rocket or climbing a mummy, or climbing up the Eifell Tower!
Do-doo doo doo doo!
Discovering something that doesn't exist-HEY-or giving a monkey a shower
Alright so we have a nice pretty Milf with a kiddo-Shes a bottom and she's really non-chalant and her kid is very very very-protective of her mother. She is a 6 year old kid and her mother is straight.
What are crisps? They’re called CHIPS! WHAT EVEN ARE CRISPS! ITS CHIPS! CHIPS! CRISPS DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE! It’s called… CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPSSSSSSSSSSS- /j
Aim for the head shoot them dead 😀 basically criminal vs swat- unless you use a crowbar or a knife or a light Saber or a keyboard or a toilet plunger thingy
WELL YEAH BUT YOU HAVE THE BEST EXPERIENCES WHEN YOU PLAY THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS (What are your favorite roblox games? Mine are meep city and criminal vs swat)
yeah it was inspired by it because i thought it was cool- you left though so i assumed you decided not to do it.
the first time i thought of it they had had a baby that way its like 'well shit now we have to stay together' but i thought that people would cringe at it so i got rid of it. unless you do want to do that?
If I got a pan.Put some butter in it. Took it outside. The butter will melt faster than sonic. Then I put egg on it and the egg's cooked instantly. Bam. A sunny side up no stove involved.
BITCH IMA TELL YOU MY FAVOEITE THING ABOUT YOU. NUMBER 1 U MAKE ME LAUGH NUMBER 2 YOU ARE MY SISTER NUMBER THREE YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE IN MUSIC NUMBER FOUR YOU ARE SO FUCKING PRETTYYYYYYYY NUMBER FOUR...YOU ARE SO DAMN SHY AROUND YOUR CRUSHHHH NUMBER FIVE UR A BADDIE
chibi witch or Disney you can choose...u can use this link but if you can't find anything good for the theme then u can find another creatorhttps://picrew.me/image_maker/230257
Here is the list of anime character that I simp for (not all of them are here bc I can't remember all of the animes that I've seen .-.) You can do the counting...
My hero: Mina kirishima todoroki tamarki
Violet evergarden: cattleya violet
One piece: luffy Nami zoro shanks Robin
Aot: hange armin Sasha Mikasa Annie hitch historia
Sda: gowther Elizabeth ban Jericho Diane Arthur
Naruto: itachi Naruto hinata Sakura Kiba shikamaru shino menma (from Naruto jump)
Death note: Misa L matsuda
fma: Edward alphonse Roy olivier
Jjk: gojo megumi toji maki toge kokichi
Bleach: ichigo yoruichi rangiku
Forest of piano: Kai Reiko takako
Kakegurui: rei
Demon slayer: mitsuri
Saiki k: saiki
Great pretender; Abby
That's all that I can remember if I remember the others I'll tell you guys
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I’ve made a mistake. I shouldn’t have eaten that last piece of fried chicken and eaten a burger just before sleep. I shouldn’t have drank 2 cups of milk and half a water bottle straight after. Now look. I’m unwell. I’m vomiting and I’m cold and my stomach is killing me and it’s my fault for being a greedy brat. This is pain. Life is pain. Existence is pain. Pls help. Call 911. I’m literally dying. Why did I eat all that yesterday. I feel like my stomach has been turned inside out. Wae. Wae. Wae- excuse me one second to barf- ok where were we, right. I DIDNT EVEN WRITE MY WILL YET! WHAT DID I DO? HOW DID I DESERVE THIS! GOODBYE EVERYONE! ILL SEE YOU N THE OTHER SIDE
Go take a shit or something 🤨
The body takes 2 to 3 days to digest food. A large amount of food cannot be properly digested and will take longer and all the digestive bacteria must help to digest that amount of food making it difficult to digest all the food in time. Food floods your stomach and causes a reaction. Especially when you drink milk. Milk is an alkali and we need acid in our stomach to survive. Milk neutralizes the acid making it defective. Meaning teh digestive bacteria can’t work properly. So with all this going on the stomach won’t be able ti contain everything and will pop it back up the mouth hole until it’s enough to manage. So in conclusion I couldn’t take a shit until I barfed.
nice copypasta
… no I’m just smart.
lol ok
@Riv Riv
S P A R K L Y
Sparkyly
he purty
yes
I have to makecsdggnyhv brb
D'ye want the one I used-
#뚜러뻥_인장공장｜Picrew
DO NOT WORRY I HATH ONE
I wasn't sure if i should've given him butter fly wings like mr spakrlies has so i keft them off
Current status: swagging away the pain
CHILDRENNNNNNNNNN
YES MUMSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-
MUMSY I HAVETH RP IDEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
yeeeeee? Don't be shy 😏
Ok Ok Ok-so it's campy as heck which I think is great-
Yea mom?
yeh
Convince yourself you actually hated them all along
But I dont hate her. I just-I didn't want too end it but know we I KEEEEPPPP CRYINGGGG OVER HERRRR AND IT SUCKKKSSSSS.
NJUST UH
KUST 8IMAGINE
JUST UH JUST SAY TO YOURSELF HEY. I DON'T NEED NO WOMAN TO MAKE MY LIFE COMPLEYE
WRLL I DON'T KNOW ICE BEVRF HAD ANYONE TO GET OVRR AAAA
OKAYYY BUTT LIKE SHEE HELPED WITH DEPRESSIONNNNNNNN OVER HEREEEE!
THEN JUST UH
EAT AN ICE CREAMS AND CRY
i dont know sorry-
i never had a crush or been in an relationship so i dont know.
im sorry.
No its okay! Thanks for wanting to help though!
um-no offense but-
you don't post about it on a public forum that she's on where she can see it.
You don't do that.
True my bad, I'll delete it.
who’re we talking about…? I was busy dying.
what gives kindergartners a sense of power:
strength: 0
money: 0
how tall they are: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
I was the tallest in class. I felt superior. But then my best friend came. She’s like 2 inches taller and she took away my superiority. But I’m still older so like heh forget height 💁♀️
my friends don’t know Lazy Town! Everyone knows Lazy Town!
wow
how do they not know Lazy Town! lol
TEHU DONT EVEN KNOW COOKING BY THE BOOK THE MOST FAMOUS LAZYTOWN SONG THAT WAS POPULAR ON TIK TOK FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG
what's lazy town?
…ever heard the song “Cooking By The Book”
no, sorry
…you live under a rock.
why does he look like Micheal jackson
anyways i gtg
true....
you guys probably already know this but
the creator is still alive lol
(their twitter)
(they responded to a comment 3 hours ago)
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i got to uptmshd the rip ok
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yes can you do vs noahhhhss piz and https://noahhhhss.itch.io/canskj bopie is noin and sixnc is tibbot ok
sure
and modinc piz
siings i rip vs witte or vs matt?
they’re not alive on itch.io
yeah lol
Yea
But they aren't active here i don't think
GTG GN BITCHES
gn
this super-bright background hurts my eyes
they need to make it dark or something
haha jokes on you the developer hasent updated their games in forever. /j
BRUH IKR
jokes on you the developer isn’t on here anymore ahahhaha
anger
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doo bee doo bee doo ba doo be doo bee doo ba doo bee doo bee doo ba PERRY
He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal if action.
He’s a furry little flat foot, who never flinched from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He’s got more than just mad skill.
He’s got a beaver tail and a bill.
And the ladies swoon whenever they hear him say-ee-ay-ee-ay.
Klklklkllkllkllklkklkkl.
*insert swooning here*
He’s Perry!
Perry the Platypus!
Perry!
Perry the Platypus!
AGENT P!
cool song
yes cool song
oh hi noahhhhss
hi i am witwrs a yt vivo
pretty cool
have u watched dis yet?
I have a better one.
There’s 104 days if summer vacation and school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it…
LIKE MAYBE
Building a rocket ,
Or fighting a mummy ,
Or climbing up the Eiffel tower!
Discovering something that doesn’t exist (hey!)
Or giving a monkey a shower!
Surfing tidal waves,
Creating nano-bots,
Or locating Frankenstein’s brain! (It’s over here!)
Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent,
Or driving your sister insane! (Phineas!)
As you can see there’s a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall. So stick woth us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! Si stick with us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it ALL!
Moooooooom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
wow even cooler song
It is a really cool song
yes
Shakes finger
I have an even BETTER song
Who needs a coffee? 'Cause I'm doing a run
I'm writing down the orders now for everyone
The coffee is free, just like me
I'm an unpaid intern
Sorting papers, runnin' around (runnin' around)
Sitting in the meeting room, not making a sound (not a sound)
Barely people, somehow legal
Unpaid intern
You work all day, go back to your dorm
And since you can't afford a mortgage, you just torrent a porn
'Cause you're an intern (unpaid)
Wa-da-da-wap-wa-da
Ok didn’t have to hit so close to home there but here’s a like I guess
Ahem Ahem Ahem-
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it...
LIKE MAYBE-
Building a rocket or climbing a mummy, or climbing up the Eifell Tower!
Do-doo doo doo doo!
Discovering something that doesn't exist-HEY-or giving a monkey a shower
BUH DUH DU DUH-
Surfing tidal waves! Creating Nanobots, relocating Frankenstein's brain-
IT'S OVER HERE!
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continet or driving our sister insane!
PHINEAS!
As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall-
C'MON PERRY!
So stick with us cuz Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us cuz Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it alllll!!!
MOM, PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!
BAM!
YES!
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Thank GOD
disney theory channels be like:
is luca a sea monster!? 🥶 😱 😨 😰🥶 😱 😨 😰 lets find out!!
Matpat be like
lol
yeah
AHHHHHH DON'T TORTURE ME ANYMOREEEEEE I WANT TO WATCH LUCA BUT I DON'T HAVE DISNEY PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDSSSSSSSSSEEE
Yes
I'm going to bed.
gn
O goodnight then
Alright so we have a nice pretty Milf with a kiddo-Shes a bottom and she's really non-chalant and her kid is very very very-protective of her mother. She is a 6 year old kid and her mother is straight.
Here's zee milfff.
and here's 6 years old over-protective kid.
Here the moms body type.
I-
wanna do it-?
noh one under stanfs shitft I say
Why?
I I’m tie rerd
I now speak bonks bonk
Thank ue
ah yes. I sure would love a nice sip of EnD mE-
bepis please
sure you don’t want CrYsTaL bEpIs
nou
bepis it is
pepe
conke
wonder if you pronounce that like the frog or like peepee
probs teh frog
aw now i cant ask for some peepee....
god im so immature-
… congratulations you just played yourself.
💥Bakugou Simp💥
check the edit m8
your fault not mine 🤭
What are crisps? They’re called CHIPS! WHAT EVEN ARE CRISPS! ITS CHIPS! CHIPS! CRISPS DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE! It’s called… CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPSSSSSSSSSSS- /j
Crisps kinda makes sense tho
Cos they've been fried to a... crisp and they're Crispy
You’re dead to me./j
crisps are like fries or chips in a british or australian accent
i think
yeah I know that
okokokokokokokokokokokokk
im stupid
crisp
AHHHHHHHHHH- *implodes*
oh noes
Whoopsie. I have aliven’t
ill fix u *throws bandages at u*
🐵
monkey 🙂
🎶monke monke monke man. Monke monke monke man. 🎶
lol
I did a that
so I saw this and decided to make my own and uh here's the result
OMG SHREK 🤩🤩🤩
yeah 😎😎😎
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😍😍😍😍😍😍🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥🤩🤩🤩😱😱😱
Aim for the head shoot them dead 😀 basically criminal vs swat- unless you use a crowbar or a knife or a light Saber or a keyboard or a toilet plunger thingy
More manifesting
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
does anyone wanna rp..?
🥲🤳
Ok who’re you using?
well I-
Shit.
Uh got any special requests on who I should use because you’re backing me up into a corner here I mean this is bakugo 🙂
OH MY GOD THEY HAVE EGGOS IN A STORE NEAR ME
Step number one: steeal all eggs you can
Step number two: escape and while ur at it be a baddie and break the windows while you walk out in slow motion
also. You have to have Eleven’s powers, a buzz cut and a pink dress.
yes.
:O BITCH. IK THAT YOU AREN'T PLAYING MY FAVORITE ROBLOX GAME WITHOUT ME.
WELL YEAH BUT YOU HAVE THE BEST EXPERIENCES WHEN YOU PLAY THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS (What are your favorite roblox games? Mine are meep city and criminal vs swat)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
axolotl
“it can’t get you in here.”
“… we don’t know that…”
Overlord! right here-
hi! anyways
ima explain it shortly and you allowed to cringe idk
kinda fantasy idk
a women and a man. an elf and a human. elves and humans at war! :O
elf woman/man and human woman/man fall in wove. :O
(or be gay if you want idk)
but guess what! they are princess and prince! :O
eh? eh?
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
this is actually kinda similiar to a rp idea I've done before-
I actually think I've told it to you before I feel like we could combine themmmmmmmm-
yeah it was inspired by it because i thought it was cool- you left though so i assumed you decided not to do it.
the first time i thought of it they had had a baby that way its like 'well shit now we have to stay together' but i thought that people would cringe at it so i got rid of it. unless you do want to do that?
:OOOOOO we could-!
wait am i talking to much?
ooooooooooooooooo-
Idk about the baby-
but I kinda wanna keep the assassination plot ngl-
kkkkkkkkkkk
we can do that-
is it gay, lesbian, straight?
which one do you want to be?
what character are you using??
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
um-
Imma say straightttttttttttttttttttttttt-
can I do the elf lady because I have Soooooooooooooo many ballgowns saved on my pinterest at this point-
its a nice named either way i got named after a dude and well im very not a dude
Crow crow crow crow
Did you experience flooding
In New York it became flood
I read my news
I know that
Climate chaos
snort-
I mexterpixence
Floods
I love near a major river (ha thats my name) and eeeevery spring ut floods and ruins all the homes theres and wr have to make sand bags
English riva English
i AM english-ing thank you very much 1
o.o
smh
The disperespect 😒
I WANT IT TO FLOOD! I'M BEING COOKED ALIVE HERE
It probably sewage water
T^T
geez-
If I got a pan.Put some butter in it. Took it outside. The butter will melt faster than sonic. Then I put egg on it and the egg's cooked instantly. Bam. A sunny side up no stove involved.
geepers
I need to be happy so can someone tell me their favourite thing about me? ;-;
your the auntie
Of this fucking mgm comments
If that ain’t cool I don’t know what is
Tysm
mhm :D
You are very nice and my favorite aunt!
gravy
I MEANT GRACIAS-
no problem
BITCH IMA TELL YOU MY FAVOEITE THING ABOUT YOU. NUMBER 1 U MAKE ME LAUGH NUMBER 2 YOU ARE MY SISTER NUMBER THREE YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE IN MUSIC NUMBER FOUR YOU ARE SO FUCKING PRETTYYYYYYYY NUMBER FOUR...YOU ARE SO DAMN SHY AROUND YOUR CRUSHHHH NUMBER FIVE UR A BADDIE
I shall now create a comment thingy for songiesss
is it weird that I liked him from that scene...?
Sakura scares me sometimes ngl
I’m back-
I got hit by a grasshopper while riding my scooter
Stupid grass
oof
Lol
Hrass hoppffs
oh also:
What I look like
What I want to look like:
Alright children I'm bored y'know what that means: I'mma start drawing people in this chat. Would you like:
1. Chibis
2. Anthro/fursonas
3.Monstersonas
4. Witchsonas
5. Disneysona
off our personalities? or profile?
boths
also a bunch of you just sent picrew versions of what you look like so I can go off of that-
nah i was just curious
ok so none of the above for ye?
yeh
DRAW RIVAR AS A CAT
Pleade
otay I gotchuuuuuuuu-
YAAAAAY
CAN I HAVE CAGNEY CARNATION AS A LITTLE PET CAUSE HE'S MY PFP
-coughing EXTREMELY loud- disneywitch
nheherge
Witchkins
chibi witch or Disney you can choose...u can use this link but if you can't find anything good for the theme then u can find another creatorhttps://picrew.me/image_maker/230257
I want a bi mullet so baddddddd weeeeeeee yes ik I'm pan but I like ittttttttttttttttttt I can't find any good pictures of it so hereeee
yes. Exactly.
yw
Here is the list of anime character that I simp for (not all of them are here bc I can't remember all of the animes that I've seen .-.) You can do the counting...
My hero: Mina kirishima todoroki tamarki
Violet evergarden: cattleya violet
One piece: luffy Nami zoro shanks Robin
Aot: hange armin Sasha Mikasa Annie hitch historia
Sda: gowther Elizabeth ban Jericho Diane Arthur
Naruto: itachi Naruto hinata Sakura Kiba shikamaru shino menma (from Naruto jump)
Death note: Misa L matsuda
fma: Edward alphonse Roy olivier
Jjk: gojo megumi toji maki toge kokichi
Bleach: ichigo yoruichi rangiku
Forest of piano: Kai Reiko takako
Kakegurui: rei
Demon slayer: mitsuri
Saiki k: saiki
Great pretender; Abby
That's all that I can remember if I remember the others I'll tell you guys
Alphonseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
We love a himbo.
(himbo) I- yes we do