I know how she makes oreo milkshake but the recipe depends on how much you’re making. I’ll tell you the one I know. Add ice to the first line then add milk to the second. Break some oreos in big pieces then put them in. About 3 normal packets is good. Mix that until fully mixed. add a big scoop if vinilla ice cream and some more ice then mix it up. You can add more oreos if you want. In my opinion it’s a great oreo milkshake and the forst time I’ve ever finished a drink in a big cup with a straw.
"if you can solve this riddle that is just messed up. There are 2 kids. One loves makeup and wants to be a hair stylist. Two loves sports and wants to be a soccer/football player. Three loves music and wants to be a singer. On christmas day the first kid got shampoo and a brush, the second kid got a football and a bike, the third kid got tickets to a concert for his favorite band, yet when they all opened their presents they each burst out crying. Why?"
Me: ... baldie... legs go bye... and eardrums said no.
People: the answer is that one was bald two had no legs and three is deaf if you got that you're a phsycopath."
Me: well no need to tell me what I already know but thanks for the compliment.
here’s another one. A murderer tries to rob a house but gets caught by the woman that lives in said house. He chases her around and she picks up a gun and goes for her phone, she misses her phone and hides in the closet. She can’t call for help but she has the gun up ready to shoot the killer if he checks inside. Now imagine you are the killer and you see her hiding in the closet. How do you kill her?
rp idea (thank you to Superliminal for giving me the idea)
Bare with me on this one ok
Someone is the world was born with unnatural powers. The power to make perception reality. This power has been passed on through their family for decades. But people have been chasing after them trying to get this power for themselves so the power must be kept secret. If the power gets into the wrong hands it could bring the world to pure chaos in comes the current holder of the power. An irresponsible teenager. Then someone else who knows about the power and wants it. 2 people. One with a power and one who wants to steal it basically.
so it was online school and I couldn't log into my (non-school) email that day so I had to use my sister's email on short notice and I didn't have time to tell the teachers or anyone of the change, I entered each of my classes and instantly explained myself. All the teachers understood and were really nice about it. I was in a predicament at the time and I didn't want to miss my lessons to fix my account so I was happy they were so nice. Then came my english class. Now I should probably mention that this teacher was a she-devil. She acted all nice but really she's a low-life snake waiting to strike. I was in the calss and I explained teh situation and my teacher said and I quote "It's okay." and so I was relieved. Later in the class I asked to go to the bathroom because I didn't want to be rude and just up and leave. She said "who is that?" and proceeded to kick me out of the meeting. I sent her an email explaining everything to her AGAIN and word by word this is what she sent back:
Dear, *insert my real name here*
I'm sorry but I can't let you back into the meeting. Not only did you use a different account without telling me first or sending an email you also asked an inappropriate question with a guest teacher in the meeting. Next time send an email or tell me before the lesson and don't ask questions like that.
Best Regards,
Banshee (not her real name I just wanted to name her after a demon)
and oh my god I was going to crawl through the screen and choke this woman out. I was going to commit murder. Cold blooded painful murder. I made a draft reply that I didn't send cause I don't wanna get expelled and letme tell you that email was VERY strongly worded.
LIKE GEE I'M SORRY MISS! I'M SORRY FOR NOT WANTING TO BE LATE TO THE LESSON SO I COULDN'T EMAIL YOU AND I'M SORRY YOU ACTED LIKE YOU UNDERSTOOD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LESSON! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE AND JUST UP AND LEAVE FOR THE BATHROOM NOT KNOWING IF YOU WERE GOING TO ASK ME AN IMPORTANT QUESTION THEN WHEN I DON'T ANSWER YOU'LL THINK I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME MEDUSA! WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN ME INTO STONE HUH! I'M JUST SOOOO FUCKING SORRY! I TRIED BEING NICE TO YOU BUT I'M NEVER EVER JOINING YOUR GODDAMN STUPID LESSON FOR THE REST OF THE TERM BECAUSE AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED ENGLISH IS A STUPID LANGUAGE AND IT SHOULD GO DIE IN A DITCH! SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!
WORST REGARDS
THE STUDENT THAT HATES YOU THE MOST
But obviously I didn't send it. I didn't send anything. I just never said anything in her classes.
I HAVE MAC AND ChEeSe AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY! IN FACT I ALSO HAVE SPICY KOREAN NOODLES WITH EGG AND cHeEsE ALSO OREO MILKSHAKE AND PASTA AND A BUNCH OF OTHER FOODS I'LL BE EATING IN A WHILE AND I'M KEEPINGIT ALL TO MYSELF!
oh the stuff I listen to won't be your type of music but if you want. This is a pretty long list and it's not even half the songs on my favorites playlist so uh yeah
Blood//Water - grandson
Joke's On You - Charlotte Lawrence
Dancing In My Room - 347aidan
Feeling Good - Michael Buble
Sway - Michael Buble
Kill The Lights - Set It Off
You're A Mean One Mr Grinch - Cover by Small Town Titans
Safe And Sound - Taylor Swift
Bummerland - AJR
Weak - AJR
This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground) - Set It Off
no is not- i cant sleep- my blanket make it worse- even the sheets dont work. and have a fan infront of my face everytime i go in there. which kind of helps but i always hair in my face and my eyeballs get cold.
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instagram is a disgrace
ok I can’t take this anymore. I’m done.
This is sooo funny 😹 I can’t stop laughing 😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eat your carbs kids 🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🙈🙈🙈🙉🐵🐵🐵🥖🥖🥖🥖
#carbs
omg ikr!!
yasss
#citizenrights#anti-vaccine#fashion
Wow! That’s so pretty! 🥰🥰😍I can’t believe your car was stolen 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤫🤫🤫 that’s so funny!🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂
oh my did anyone get shot 🤭😂🤣😹😹😹😹🤫😂😂
…
You just had to didn’t you…
im boreds so im gonna put random starts to sam drama because he's my favorite, i put him in many situation with my brain, and lastly why not?
sam brain:
liar
sam: I'm sorry . .
sam: -he gets and all of a sudden starts breaking down :O-
sam: -panik-
sam:-hiding under a blanket-
sam: -thinking about how life is shit-
sam: -idk sees his mom-
sam: -his mom approaches him O_O-
sam: -hugging someone tightly- please dont go . .
sam: -he having ptsd and glowing '_'-
idk its hard to name all of them
i made the perfect smoothie icecream
i think it was strawberries and mangos, both frozen, to the 4th line? or 8th idk
and orange juice one the bottom line
melts quickly though
mgm+comments=the new facebook
yes.
I wish I could make one 😃👍
yeh it was completely random though so-
My sister also does stuff like that. She makes the best oreo milkshake and brews the most amazing coffee. She hasn’t made a bad drink once!
jealous
I know how she makes oreo milkshake but the recipe depends on how much you’re making. I’ll tell you the one I know. Add ice to the first line then add milk to the second. Break some oreos in big pieces then put them in. About 3 normal packets is good. Mix that until fully mixed. add a big scoop if vinilla ice cream and some more ice then mix it up. You can add more oreos if you want. In my opinion it’s a great oreo milkshake and the forst time I’ve ever finished a drink in a big cup with a straw.
we dont have have any ice cream or oreos but if do get some ill try and make it
Cool!
H
"if you can solve this riddle that is just messed up. There are 2 kids. One loves makeup and wants to be a hair stylist. Two loves sports and wants to be a soccer/football player. Three loves music and wants to be a singer. On christmas day the first kid got shampoo and a brush, the second kid got a football and a bike, the third kid got tickets to a concert for his favorite band, yet when they all opened their presents they each burst out crying. Why?"
Me: ... baldie... legs go bye... and eardrums said no.
People: the answer is that one was bald two had no legs and three is deaf if you got that you're a phsycopath."
Me: well no need to tell me what I already know but thanks for the compliment.
oh i thought the presents got swapped because the parents thought they had no talent in those areas
Congrats you’re a normal person :D
yay
here’s another one. A murderer tries to rob a house but gets caught by the woman that lives in said house. He chases her around and she picks up a gun and goes for her phone, she misses her phone and hides in the closet. She can’t call for help but she has the gun up ready to shoot the killer if he checks inside. Now imagine you are the killer and you see her hiding in the closet. How do you kill her?
get a rope or something maybe tape and lock it
if you are impatient set the house on fire.
or she could starve inside there or something not getting her bodily needs
BRUH WTF
WHY ARE PEOPLE SHOOTING FUCKING FIRE WORKS
CANADA DAY WAS 10 FUCKING DAYS AGO
I DON'T CAR-UH IF THEY WRRE ON SALE I DON'T NEEDA HEAR IT
thats sad
My sivlings aren't allowed in my room
One cos i say so and two
Cos theres like brroken glass an push pins in there
...
Da heck is a Canada day-
the fourth of july but canada
ooooooooooooooooo-
MY DAD WOKE ME UP WITH SHOOTING FIREWORKS OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOWWWWWWW-
oh say can you hear the ear-deafening fireworks out there...
oh are you Canadian??
🤨
cause people are annoying that’s why
rp idea (thank you to Superliminal for giving me the idea)
Bare with me on this one ok
Someone is the world was born with unnatural powers. The power to make perception reality. This power has been passed on through their family for decades. But people have been chasing after them trying to get this power for themselves so the power must be kept secret. If the power gets into the wrong hands it could bring the world to pure chaos in comes the current holder of the power. An irresponsible teenager. Then someone else who knows about the power and wants it. 2 people. One with a power and one who wants to steal it basically.
ooooooooooooooooooo-
that's interesting-
:0
:)
Oh me oh my, it’s a reply! Dost thou have a character?
I can getz oneeeee-
adult joke ahead
remember kids! drawing porn isnt creative!
It IS fun to look at though
i-
i mean . .
am i wrong
no-
Thats what i thought
😔
rp idea!
ima explain it shortly and you allowed to cringe idk
kinda fantasy idk
a women and a man. an elf and a human. elves and humans at war! :O
elf woman/man and human woman/man fall in wove. they have baby! :O
but guess what! they are princess and prince! :O
the rest is chaos :O
I have something similar- but not ig
a fairy and a giant (idk I really like giants..) the giant is just pan and the fairy is bi and they are both non binary so yeeeeeeee :)
I-
im sorry
I why did you say sorry .-.????
i thought this was cute
lmao
:)
rewal
lawer
i think i messed up
AAAAAAAAAAAA
my body was not prankung me
Hagumi hath become
River
break up with your girlfriendddddddd
You missed your Japanese lessons today… now beg for your life in swahili.
I don’t hear begging…
it is…
…acceptable.
Bestie got bored so i turned aya into izumi
“there’s something wrong with your sister.”
“She’s got a stick up her butt.”
Now kids. Who can tell me where that’s from?
We we oh oh huhjujubooboo e.
ok maybe this one will ring a bell
“You’re and idiot, Steve Harrington”
:O robin?????? I love stranger thingssssssss you know....Robin and max are in fear street...at least the people who play them
Nancy Wheeler
“You’re an idiot, Steve Harrington”
Dustin Henderson
“There’s something wrong with your sister.”
“She’s got a stick up her butt.”
[MISSION FAILED: we’ll get ‘em next time]
ah yes Nancy I love Nancy too
Everyone who hasn’t should go watch Happy Gilmore rn because it is an amazing… 16+… movie.
why do people all of sudden not reply back??
what is their name?
Absinthe
that's a pretty name
thank you
no problemo
Piss
THE BOY THAT FLIRTED WITH ME IS MAKING HIS OWN GAME I MIGHT PLAY IT ONCE ITS DONE AND I MIGHT PROMOTE IT WHEN IT'S DONE SO YEAH-
weeeeeeeeee
-you see this in your room-
-hisses- . . . R O L E P L A Y
da fuq?
:)
hi do you want to roleplay?
I- sure but I'll be doing a double rp then
ok-
do you want roleplay with a maybe traumatized child? or possibly a murderer? or a random teenager?
Traumatized child BTW this is my character that needs a name (I keep making new characters bc my phone doesn't have my characters from my computer)
Anyone wanna rp?
sureeeeeeeeeeee but I might not respond every now and then cause I'm busy .-.
ok, I will use Ember
k ima use this character (can you come up with a name for her pls .-.)
Maybe..... Estrella?
ooh I like it oki
Guys. My sister just got a pet rat.
I am having a feast.
wish i could be there .-.
of course you do 💁♀️
shush...I just really like food,okay????
*inhale* storytime...
so it was online school and I couldn't log into my (non-school) email that day so I had to use my sister's email on short notice and I didn't have time to tell the teachers or anyone of the change, I entered each of my classes and instantly explained myself. All the teachers understood and were really nice about it. I was in a predicament at the time and I didn't want to miss my lessons to fix my account so I was happy they were so nice. Then came my english class. Now I should probably mention that this teacher was a she-devil. She acted all nice but really she's a low-life snake waiting to strike. I was in the calss and I explained teh situation and my teacher said and I quote "It's okay." and so I was relieved. Later in the class I asked to go to the bathroom because I didn't want to be rude and just up and leave. She said "who is that?" and proceeded to kick me out of the meeting. I sent her an email explaining everything to her AGAIN and word by word this is what she sent back:
Dear, *insert my real name here*
I'm sorry but I can't let you back into the meeting. Not only did you use a different account without telling me first or sending an email you also asked an inappropriate question with a guest teacher in the meeting. Next time send an email or tell me before the lesson and don't ask questions like that.
Best Regards,
Banshee (not her real name I just wanted to name her after a demon)
and oh my god I was going to crawl through the screen and choke this woman out. I was going to commit murder. Cold blooded painful murder. I made a draft reply that I didn't send cause I don't wanna get expelled and letme tell you that email was VERY strongly worded.
LIKE GEE I'M SORRY MISS! I'M SORRY FOR NOT WANTING TO BE LATE TO THE LESSON SO I COULDN'T EMAIL YOU AND I'M SORRY YOU ACTED LIKE YOU UNDERSTOOD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LESSON! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE AND JUST UP AND LEAVE FOR THE BATHROOM NOT KNOWING IF YOU WERE GOING TO ASK ME AN IMPORTANT QUESTION THEN WHEN I DON'T ANSWER YOU'LL THINK I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME MEDUSA! WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN ME INTO STONE HUH! I'M JUST SOOOO FUCKING SORRY! I TRIED BEING NICE TO YOU BUT I'M NEVER EVER JOINING YOUR GODDAMN STUPID LESSON FOR THE REST OF THE TERM BECAUSE AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED ENGLISH IS A STUPID LANGUAGE AND IT SHOULD GO DIE IN A DITCH! SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!
WORST REGARDS
THE STUDENT THAT HATES YOU THE MOST
But obviously I didn't send it. I didn't send anything. I just never said anything in her classes.
wow. Link to the class???
this was last year
I have discovered
Cannibal corpse
So good
R I V R I V
eh?
WJAT IS UT OVERLORF
R P
oh okay sure
ya wanna hear an idea I have-
is it a good song??? Ima listen to it now
its good
The album cover art is SUPER gory though
Thats y i scribbles it out
Anybody got any ChEeSe?
I WANT RAMENNNNNNNNNN GEMME RAMENNNNNNNN
NOWWWWWWWWWE
Ramen... GIVE! GIVE NOWWWW!
FINE THEN I DIDN'T NEED YOUR RAMEN ANYWAY *sniff*
I HAVE MAC AND ChEeSe AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY! IN FACT I ALSO HAVE SPICY KOREAN NOODLES WITH EGG AND cHeEsE ALSO OREO MILKSHAKE AND PASTA AND A BUNCH OF OTHER FOODS I'LL BE EATING IN A WHILE AND I'M KEEPINGIT ALL TO MYSELF!
my two favorite foods Ramen and mac n cheese
is a babyyyyy
NoonaVictoriaAge:18
Song she's based off of/ theme song: Wow by 3Racha
I like this game. Can anyone recommend any songs? I like the song Bakugou Simp posted. I put it on in youtube for one hour :)
Oooo House of Memoriesssss and Cake by the Oceannnnn-
pffft-
ed sheerhands
I like listening to slowed songs...the only song the I don't listen to slowed is burn x traitor
Ghost adventure spirit orb? its my fav song so idk
oh the stuff I listen to won't be your type of music but if you want. This is a pretty long list and it's not even half the songs on my favorites playlist so uh yeah
Blood//Water - grandson
Joke's On You - Charlotte Lawrence
Dancing In My Room - 347aidan
Feeling Good - Michael Buble
Sway - Michael Buble
Kill The Lights - Set It Off
You're A Mean One Mr Grinch - Cover by Small Town Titans
Safe And Sound - Taylor Swift
Bummerland - AJR
Weak - AJR
This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground) - Set It Off
Wolf In Sheep's Clothing - Set It Off
Paper Crown - Alec Benjamin
Pretending - Alec Benjamin
Well Well (Look Who's Inside Again) - Bo Burnham
Worst Day Of My Life - Alec Benjamin
Burn The House Down - AJR
Way Less Sad - AJR
Come Hang Out - AJR
Sunflower - Post Malone, Swae Lee
Circles - Post Malone
Mom I would very much like too watch that thing you were talking about yesterday.
we can watch it today if you want do you have Google meet?
yea
ok when do you want to watch it?
Maybe tomorrow or so cause that's when I go back home to my computer.
ok
MAYA SLANDER IS NOT ALLOWED
THE WINDOW OF oBNpOrDuNiTy
...
STORYTIME!
Both of them were models and they loved to strut their stuff.
My room
Is
So
Fucking
Cold
oh- mine is blistering
IITS LIEK THE FUCKING NORTH POLE IN HERE
mine is like if a volcano that erupted was in a fucking hot pan cooking
lucky
no is not- i cant sleep- my blanket make it worse- even the sheets dont work. and have a fan infront of my face everytime i go in there. which kind of helps but i always hair in my face and my eyeballs get cold.
SAME IT SUCKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-coff coff- oneofmycrushesflirtedwithme 🏃🏾💨
YESHHHHHH THE TEAAAAA DON'T LET MY BAD EXPERIENCE WITH MY EX-HUSBAND PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING SOMEONE
BUT IT WAS LOWK Inn Appropriate- AND BY LOWK I MEAN V E R Y
okay????? I didn't have this many children by being shy
heaskedmetolickhischildren
oh. welp