Monster Girl Maker

OMGGGGG GUYSSS LOOOOOKKK WHAT I DIDDDDDDDD....

have this slimecicle I made a while back lol

My cute monster girlfriend

Yo I'm leaving for a while. Few hours or a few days if it get's to that which is unlikely but we'll see what happens.

Random facts about LE MOI

1. I like to sing songs but change the vibe they give off

2. Sometimes I joke around that I'm a cat and drink my water like a cat

3. My favorite colour is black or cayan 

4. I've had like 103772r67917264394747 injuries over the span of my 14 almost 15 years of life

5. I am fascinated with the ocean

6. I enjoy the unknown

7. All my friends fear me because they know I'm a sociopath and phsycopath

8. I like riddles

9. I have no idea how to draw a person of the male gender because I always grew up drawing mostly girls and my house has 4 girls in it and 1 male (my dad)

10. I once made a full drawing with the theme of "Memento Mori" back in 6th grade

11. I made my own coaster, which was a bloodshot eye, back in 6th grade

12. I do acting

13. I went to Paris, France once, it was great but then after I left Paris became a bitch and now I hate it.

14. I'm losing sanity at an alarming rate

15. I went to Finland and saw real snow for the first time in my life and even walked on a frozen lake

16. My favorite food is definitely either Salmon Sashimi or BBQ Ribs

17. I haven't tasted a real hot cheetoh for 10 billion years until 2 days ago when my dad (Best Dad EVER) got me a giant bag, I got diarrhea but it was WORTH IT

18. I like to read books before I sleep

19. I watch Daily Dose Of Internet to brighten up everyday with random interesting things

20. I wanted 20 to be the last random fact and IT IS :D

Cooking like a chef I'm a 5 star IrOn mAn

The fact that he actually said that tho. I'M DED. 

i will actually stab someone for this card

apparently its always my fault if i dont understand something correctly. because i wasnt listening or paying attention. not because my brain just forced me to think a different way no it's because i wasnt listening. never my parents fault because they're so goddamn perfect and and way more mature than me. because i mean they know everything right? everything my parents say is the holy law and if i so much as question they will rein their fiery rage and power of destruction upon me. i should worship them for even thinking of interacting with me.

my favorite members from every band :D ( a theme may arise)

Arisa from poppin party 

Tsugumi from afterglow

Eve (happy birthday) from the pastel*palettes

Ako from roselia 

Kanon from hello happy world 💕

Tsu i can't remember the rest of her name from morfonica 

Aaaand pareo from raise a suilen or sulien idk

I was scrolling through yt when I found a wonderful channel called Life of Luxury, they make fa-I mean totally real creepy videos and it's a great channel! Fr though it's actually a wonderful channel please go check it out, even if it's fake, it's kinda funny ngl.

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One of my best friends said that my new cards are pretty :D 

(Most of my irls don't take the time to listen to me talk about my interests)

It was that onw she said she likes the most

@Overlord do I have permission to make a band as well? And @OOGABOOGA do you wanna rp?

if being bored were a poem

by me

if being bored were a poem

it would be this one right here

I'm being quarantined 

with a curfew like jeez

I got nothing to do

And no one will talk to me too (in my house not on itch)

I don't have any symptoms

And I was surely tested negative

But they're not letting me out

Not even if I really needed it.

I've run out of coffee

And I'm low on gasoline

Can't start my engine 

And go actually do something

I would ask someone to rp

But I'm already in the middle of one (which I am pretty happy with)

And every singe roast battle 

On more websites than one

Ended in my victory

Even though I'm so dumb

I an't eat shit 

Cause my fridge is fucking empty

And I can't fall asleep

Cause my brain keeps bothering me

Maybe questioning my life

Will make the bored go away

But I've already tried that

At night the other day.

My chocy milk is finished

And my sanity is too.

Stuck in the house

With nothing to do

The boredom has consumed me

And YouTube is killing me

Netflix and chill

But everything isn't pleasing me

I'm so fucking bored

And I can't move an inch

Everything sucks

And hurts just a pinch

I FEEL LIKE EXPLODING

BUT THEN I'D FUCKING DIE

SO I BEST KEEP MY COMPOSURE

OR EVERYTHING WILL BE FUCKING DEAD AND THE UNIVERSE AS WE KNOW IT WILL END BECAUSE I DESTROYED IT ALL INCLUDING MYSELF

okay I'm bored in the house and I'm in the house bored-