Dam I thought I knew what the worst comebacks were but you don't just take the cake, you eat it whole, spit it out and throw it out the window. If I didn't understand what I just wrote then explain this. The first part was saying that you're worse than me and the second part was saying even trash, something that is not alive or sentient and does not have feelings or emotions not to mention no one likes it, wouldn't want you and that's a really rough insult. Checkmate.
(that's fine. It's all in good spirit but if you don't want to continue that's okay.)
I've accumulated all my knowledge to bring you a FULL list (in no particular order)...
These are the people I am attracted to. Starting with the males.
Stiles Stilinski
A man who will never love me back. And is also a lot older than me.
Another man who will never love me back and is also a lot older...
THIS GUY FOR SOME FUCKING REASON. I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE
Tooru Oikawa's favorite food is milk bread and his personal motto is "if you're gonna hit it, hit it til it BREAKS."
...it's always the ones who won't love me back and are still very much older than me...
"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"" -Ron Weasley also yes I know Ron ends up with Hermione, they're fictional characters it's fine.
This man is 1636875796082651648950587 years older than me so why the fu-
Anyway Females.
Jade West who I totally don't have 10 edits of- no never.
Ma'am you have no business looking that good-
I'm- I... I can explain... she's just attractive ok... put the gun down. I AM NOT THAT PERSON. I know she's married. It's not like that ok.
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING PRETTY
This woman... what did I do to deserve this...
Ok just one question- one question-jus- it's one question an that's- W H Y.
I- 🙇 bow down to this queen. 🙇🙇🙇
Azarath metrion zinthos amirite ahahahahaha jk jk that's not why I like her she's just really cool.
And last but definitely not least, probably most, we have the one and only, non binary royalty, Double Trouble!
I searched it up and you know what... I've heard/seen worse. It doesn't even phase me anymore. I've just... accepted it. It's a thing and well... that's that.
everything in my kitchen is ex-FRICKEN-spiered! AND I HAVE A PIMPLE IN LIKE- EVERY TINY CREVIS OF MY FACE EX. AROUND MY NOSTRILS! NOT TO MENTION THE ONLY COFFEE WE HAVE IS FRICKEN CARAMEL MACCHIATO FROM FRICKEN STARBUCKS! I DON'T LIKE STARBUCKS! I WOULD PLAY LITTLE BIG PLANET 3 BUT MY STUPID DUALSHOCK IS BROKENNN! MY POPCORN IS FINISHED! EVERY MOVIE IS TERRIBLE! NETFLIX ISN'T GIVING ME ANY GOOD SERIES OR MOVIES OR ANYTHING! ALL OF IT IS JUST TRASH OR SOMETHING I ALREADY WATCHED AND AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RE WATCHING! MY TABLET IS AT 3 PERCENT SO I CAN'T WATCH TIK TOKS! AND YOU TUBE IS BEING A BITCH! ROBLOX ISN'T WORKING! I DON'T HAVE DISCORD ON THE LAPTOP I'M USING! AND THIS LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE SO I'D RATHER NOT! ALSO I DON'T REMEMBER MY LOGIN DETAILS! THE DECORATIONS ON MY DAMN WALL ARE FALLING! OH MY GOD I'M SO DONE! I AM SOOOOO DONE! I CAN'T!
school can eat dirt for all I care.I have enough problems already. You don't gotta add pop quizzes, exams and more procrastination to them. Not to mention annoying teachers like PLEASE.
THERE'S NO WAY. SHE'S SO HOT THO- I AM HEAD OVER HEELS FOR THE WOMAN- HOW COULD SOMEONE NOT LIKE HER. 😤 where are they lemme punch em- also just to specify, it is fine if the gender the person is attracted to is not female but other than that, LEMME AT EM
Yo Give It Up made me simp for both Cat and Jade. While the Jade simping didn't continue to Elizabeth Gillies, the Cat simping did continue to Ariana Grande. BUT HONESTLY JADE IS JUST- YoU pUsH Me BaCk i'll PuSh yOu BaCk hArDeR HaRdEr yOu sCreAm aT mE- I'M SORRY I CAN'TTTTTT . THAT VERY MOMENT WAS WHEN I REALIZED THAT I LOVED JADE.
Stiles Stilenski is just- OMG WHERE DO I START! I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE DESERVES THE WORLD! HE'S ADORABLE AND I RELATE TO HIM SO MUCH AND HE'S SO GOOD LOOKING LIKE UGHHHH HE'S SMART AND AMAZING AND A GREAT GUY HE'S LOYAL AS WELL AND I JUST LOVE HIM! THERE ARE MORE THAN A MILLION WORDS IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY BUT NO COMBINATION OF THEM CAN DESCRIBE HOW PERFECT STILES STILENSKI IS! OR HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM! BEAUTIFUL MAN! AND HIS ACTOR IS AMAZING TOO! I CAN'T! THIS IS TOO MUCH! LOOK AT HIM! LOOK! AHHHHHHHHHH! I'D JUMP FROM A PLANE FOR THIS DUDE!
well then let me tell you- STILES IS BEST BOI AND THE MAIN DUDE WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS IS THE WORST CHARACTER SCRATCH THAT SECOND WORST SNAKE GUY IS WORST CHARACTER ANYWAY STILES AND DEREK ARE THE BEST CHARACTERS STILES IS NUMBER ONE DEREK IS SECOND FOLLOWED BY LYDIA! TOP 3 EASY! I LOVE THEM! PERFECT BEAUTIFUL BABEYES! SO AMAZING AND PRETTY! AND THEY'RE HAWT TOO! LIKE THEY ALL NEED THERAPY BUT THEN AGAIN SO DO I SO WHO CARES!
Is it only me that isn't able to play the main game?? Like its saying that my browser doesn't support WebGL. I am really mad now, what am i supposed to do??
Lukas is restlessly pacing the floor, running a hand through his hair-not good. He only does that when he's REALLLLLLY upset about something-plus he clearly couldn't sleep. And he's a heavy sleeper.
I am a collector. One of my dolls cut my friggin finger! No joke IT BLED. I put a band aid and I made sure there was no more blood and I washed and yk basic first aid. BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH I LEGIT THINK MY DOLLS ARE HAUNTED! THEY'D BE IN PLACES I DIDN'T PUT THEM! THEY'D CHANGE POSITIONS WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING! THEY EVEN INJURE ME WHEN I'M NEAR THEM EVEN IF THERE IS NOTHING ON THEM THAT CAN POSSIBLE HURT ME LIKE- BRUH THERE IS A DEMON IN MY HOUSE!
:0 I have a demon that lives in my walls, it watches me sleep at night so i have a cat in my room, its either my demon cat (Penelope the devil) or the brownie loaf (Salem the cutie) and yeah i also have a ghost who knocks on my door at 12:00 everynight and i think its a girl because it likes to look through my dresses or its a boy that likes dresses but idk but you know how some people say 12 is the witching hour? I call it The Party Hour because thats the only time my ghost buddy comes out so i call it that because its like when the spirits come out to play or basically party!
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One of my best friends said that my new cards are pretty :D
(Most of my irls don't take the time to listen to me talk about my interests)
It was that onw she said she likes the most
@Overlord do I have permission to make a band as well? And @OOGABOOGA do you wanna rp?
if being bored were a poem
by me
if being bored were a poem
it would be this one right here
I'm being quarantined
with a curfew like jeez
I got nothing to do
And no one will talk to me too (in my house not on itch)
I don't have any symptoms
And I was surely tested negative
But they're not letting me out
Not even if I really needed it.
I've run out of coffee
And I'm low on gasoline
Can't start my engine
And go actually do something
I would ask someone to rp
But I'm already in the middle of one (which I am pretty happy with)
And every singe roast battle
On more websites than one
Ended in my victory
Even though I'm so dumb
I an't eat shit
Cause my fridge is fucking empty
And I can't fall asleep
Cause my brain keeps bothering me
Maybe questioning my life
Will make the bored go away
But I've already tried that
At night the other day.
My chocy milk is finished
And my sanity is too.
Stuck in the house
With nothing to do
The boredom has consumed me
And YouTube is killing me
Netflix and chill
But everything isn't pleasing me
I'm so fucking bored
And I can't move an inch
Everything sucks
And hurts just a pinch
I FEEL LIKE EXPLODING
BUT THEN I'D FUCKING DIE
SO I BEST KEEP MY COMPOSURE
OR
EVERYTHING WILL BE FUCKING DEAD AND THE UNIVERSE AS WE KNOW IT WILL END BECAUSE I DESTROYED IT ALL INCLUDING MYSELFokay I'm bored in the house and I'm in the house bored-
Yo anyone wanna roast battle cause I'm hella bored and haven't done one since I was 10.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-
You're a cakesniffing, mouth breathing, scruffy looking nerfherder.
if that's what I am, I'm scared to find out what you are. I bet even trash doesn't want you.
You're so stupid I bet you can't even understand what you just wrote. /J
(OH GODS WAIT I CAN'T DO THIS I DON' WANNA BE MEANNNN-)
Dam I thought I knew what the worst comebacks were but you don't just take the cake, you eat it whole, spit it out and throw it out the window. If I didn't understand what I just wrote then explain this. The first part was saying that you're worse than me and the second part was saying even trash, something that is not alive or sentient and does not have feelings or emotions not to mention no one likes it, wouldn't want you and that's a really rough insult. Checkmate.
(that's fine. It's all in good spirit but if you don't want to continue that's okay.)
This is not what it looks like guys... But I enjoyed this one.
Here is my gameplay btw
This weeks card haul 🌱
gaming
epic gamer moment
Pt 11 or something
"I'm just your problem"
(Song:I'm just ur problem by Marceline or whoever plays her voice)
What is this place?
game
oh cool
excuse me who is that
kanon
o h
welp im gonna have to be kawaii man now
a place.
cool
...Why are people using these comments like some kind of forum for teens??
Why aren't you
...because it's a comment section for a game and not a random teen forum ( ≖ ▿ ≖)?????
well the games dead
why not?
the game's dead.
Sigh
My irl group needs some fkin diversity
All my friends are cishet except for two... who aren't in that group and ones my cousin
I've accumulated all my knowledge to bring you a FULL list (in no particular order)...
These are the people I am attracted to. Starting with the males.
Stiles Stilinski
A man who will never love me back. And is also a lot older than me.
Another man who will never love me back and is also a lot older...
THIS GUY FOR SOME FUCKING REASON. I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE
Tooru Oikawa's favorite food is milk bread and his personal motto is "if you're gonna hit it, hit it til it BREAKS."
...it's always the ones who won't love me back and are still very much older than me...
"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"" -Ron Weasley also yes I know Ron ends up with Hermione, they're fictional characters it's fine.
This man is 1636875796082651648950587 years older than me so why the fu-
Anyway Females.
Jade West who I totally don't have 10 edits of- no never.
Ma'am you have no business looking that good-
I'm- I... I can explain... she's just attractive ok... put the gun down. I AM NOT THAT PERSON. I know she's married. It's not like that ok.
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING PRETTY
This woman... what did I do to deserve this...
Ok just one question- one question-jus- it's one question an that's- W H Y.
I- 🙇 bow down to this queen. 🙇🙇🙇
Azarath metrion zinthos amirite ahahahahaha jk jk that's not why I like her she's just really cool.
And last but definitely not least, probably most, we have the one and only, non binary royalty, Double Trouble!
Can you figure out my type?
FR FUCKING RM
YEAH WHAT DO YOU WANT
I feel so sick. I'm actually gonna vomit. I ate too many ribs yesterday.
no
NO
THERE IS NOT A BRITISH DISH CALLED SPOTTED D*CK
IM SCREAMING
... I'd rather not try and see what that is.
I searched it up and you know what... I've heard/seen worse. It doesn't even phase me anymore. I've just... accepted it. It's a thing and well... that's that.
If ya want to...follow me on wattpad @brohamandcheese
I'm makin a story so yeah-
no
😐k... idrc if you follow me or not-
i think i simp for my grandma of a dog.
dont think of it i wanna date you simp
just YOU NIGGA HOW ARE YOU SO CUTE simp
ya know?
you said three-
O_O
OO__OO
u cant counttt
O-O
Anyone wanna rp?
ed=Ember
everything in my kitchen is ex-FRICKEN-spiered! AND I HAVE A PIMPLE IN LIKE- EVERY TINY CREVIS OF MY FACE EX. AROUND MY NOSTRILS! NOT TO MENTION THE ONLY COFFEE WE HAVE IS FRICKEN CARAMEL MACCHIATO FROM FRICKEN STARBUCKS! I DON'T LIKE STARBUCKS! I WOULD PLAY LITTLE BIG PLANET 3 BUT MY STUPID DUALSHOCK IS BROKENNN! MY POPCORN IS FINISHED! EVERY MOVIE IS TERRIBLE! NETFLIX ISN'T GIVING ME ANY GOOD SERIES OR MOVIES OR ANYTHING! ALL OF IT IS JUST TRASH OR SOMETHING I ALREADY WATCHED AND AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RE WATCHING! MY TABLET IS AT 3 PERCENT SO I CAN'T WATCH TIK TOKS! AND YOU TUBE IS BEING A BITCH! ROBLOX ISN'T WORKING! I DON'T HAVE DISCORD ON THE LAPTOP I'M USING! AND THIS LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE SO I'D RATHER NOT! ALSO I DON'T REMEMBER MY LOGIN DETAILS! THE DECORATIONS ON MY DAMN WALL ARE FALLING! OH MY GOD I'M SO DONE! I AM SOOOOO DONE! I CAN'T!
I found some expired popcorn in my kitchen and you know what... fuck it, I'm watching a movie I DESERVE some popcorn.
i finished school thank fucking god
school can eat dirt for all I care.I have enough problems already. You don't gotta add pop quizzes, exams and more procrastination to them. Not to mention annoying teachers like PLEASE.
Anyone wanna rp?
sure, my quotev isphantombishhh, my discord is 𝕊𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕓𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪#9021
Well uh...I normally rp on here
oh? in pms?
or in an group like private?
no...just on here..we choose our characters and choose who goes first
me getting a new gym teacher: you mean . . i dont have to 20 laps?
teacher: yes?
me: and we dont have to do jumping jacks?
Teacher: yes . . . ?
me: and we dont play dodge ball everyday?
Teacher: yep?
Me: . . -complete shock-
i just got a whole bunch of animal crossing amiibos and my happiness iis in overload
>:O
hah you dont get any
-laughs in rich-
if cat not enjoy being held... why baby sized?
if cat not want belly rub . . . why belly so soft?
exactly.
yes
anyway
Heres a list of men who i uh... think r hot
Yeah... thats it... this isn't about what I'd be willing to do to them.... yeah...
First off Daniel n David from camp camp
An then its xie lian, san lang, fu yao and nan feng
N then karl heisenberg
N then Arthur Morgan
I am very, very surprised no MHA characters appeared on this list.
i don't want to commit sinful acts onto m i n o r s even if IM a minor
um-
B A K U G O U ?
NOW YOU LISTEN HERE
i wasn't in the right headspace at a time and I've grown as a person
...
I still think he's hot leave me alone.i simp for denki
here's a list of people who I think r hawt.
Jade West from Victorious and you can't tell me otherwise.
Double Trouble from She-Ra, do I really need an explaination?
Ariana Grande... what?
Stiles Stlinski whom I previously simped over very aggressively.
Kim Namjoon/Rap Monster. I mean come on. LOOK AT HIM.
Violet Evergarden... THE DRESS THO AND OMG HER EYES ARE SO PRETTY!
Kirishima. That's all I have to say. Just... Kirishima.
Tooru Oikawa's favorite food is milk bread, and his personal motto is "If you're gonna hit it, hit it til it BREAKS-"
and there are not enough non-binary people in this world and I need more-
THERE'S NO WAY. SHE'S SO HOT THO- I AM HEAD OVER HEELS FOR THE WOMAN- HOW COULD SOMEONE NOT LIKE HER. 😤 where are they lemme punch em- also just to specify, it is fine if the gender the person is attracted to is not female but other than that, LEMME AT EM
Yo Give It Up made me simp for both Cat and Jade. While the Jade simping didn't continue to Elizabeth Gillies, the Cat simping did continue to Ariana Grande. BUT HONESTLY JADE IS JUST- YoU pUsH Me BaCk i'll PuSh yOu BaCk hArDeR HaRdEr yOu sCreAm aT mE- I'M SORRY I CAN'TTTTTT . THAT VERY MOMENT WAS WHEN I REALIZED THAT I LOVED JADE.
Dear harry potter fandom,
I'm here to make you cry. Spoiler warning by the way.
Also none of this art is mine.
Why....
why would you do this to me...
because I refuse to be sad alone.
TW: aggressive simping
Stiles Stilenski is just- OMG WHERE DO I START! I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE DESERVES THE WORLD! HE'S ADORABLE AND I RELATE TO HIM SO MUCH AND HE'S SO GOOD LOOKING LIKE UGHHHH HE'S SMART AND AMAZING AND A GREAT GUY HE'S LOYAL AS WELL AND I JUST LOVE HIM! THERE ARE MORE THAN A MILLION WORDS IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY BUT NO COMBINATION OF THEM CAN DESCRIBE HOW PERFECT STILES STILENSKI IS! OR HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM! BEAUTIFUL MAN! AND HIS ACTOR IS AMAZING TOO! I CAN'T! THIS IS TOO MUCH! LOOK AT HIM! LOOK! AHHHHHHHHHH! I'D JUMP FROM A PLANE FOR THIS DUDE!
I don't see it.
you watched Teen Wolf right?
nah, never got into it
well then let me tell you- STILES IS BEST BOI AND THE MAIN DUDE WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS IS THE WORST CHARACTER SCRATCH THAT SECOND WORST SNAKE GUY IS WORST CHARACTER ANYWAY STILES AND DEREK ARE THE BEST CHARACTERS STILES IS NUMBER ONE DEREK IS SECOND FOLLOWED BY LYDIA! TOP 3 EASY! I LOVE THEM! PERFECT BEAUTIFUL BABEYES! SO AMAZING AND PRETTY! AND THEY'RE HAWT TOO! LIKE THEY ALL NEED THERAPY BUT THEN AGAIN SO DO I SO WHO CARES!
Does anyone wanna rp cuz im bored
Is it only me that isn't able to play the main game?? Like its saying that my browser doesn't support WebGL. I am really mad now, what am i supposed to do??
37:40.
best opening
randomfacts about alex cos im bored and i wanna
mild MILD nsfw at the bottom
hah bottom
he's bri ish
he used to work as a cook for some outdated restaurant
when he was a kid he had a crush on freddy benson
he has two little sisters (who live back in Britain)
he owns a kazillion skin tight shirts
he cuts is own hair
he wears light eyeliner
he likes when people tug on his choker
if his partner wants him to and i mean if he REALLY wants him to he'll top (but he's really a bottom
i dunno what else hswebkj
Aight it's Lukas time-
I can-
The day, at last, has come-try outs for U.A. Bakubabe wakes up that morning to find that Lukas is not in bed with him-
Lukas is restlessly pacing the floor, running a hand through his hair-not good. He only does that when he's REALLLLLLY upset about something-plus he clearly couldn't sleep. And he's a heavy sleeper.
Edd=Emmi
ty
What is the maker for this character?
I am a collector. One of my dolls cut my friggin finger! No joke IT BLED. I put a band aid and I made sure there was no more blood and I washed and yk basic first aid. BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH I LEGIT THINK MY DOLLS ARE HAUNTED! THEY'D BE IN PLACES I DIDN'T PUT THEM! THEY'D CHANGE POSITIONS WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING! THEY EVEN INJURE ME WHEN I'M NEAR THEM EVEN IF THERE IS NOTHING ON THEM THAT CAN POSSIBLE HURT ME LIKE- BRUH THERE IS A DEMON IN MY HOUSE!
:0 I have a demon that lives in my walls, it watches me sleep at night so i have a cat in my room, its either my demon cat (Penelope the devil) or the brownie loaf (Salem the cutie) and yeah i also have a ghost who knocks on my door at 12:00 everynight and i think its a girl because it likes to look through my dresses or its a boy that likes dresses but idk but you know how some people say 12 is the witching hour? I call it The Party Hour because thats the only time my ghost buddy comes out so i call it that because its like when the spirits come out to play or basically party!
awesome!
ikr
at my grandma's house we have a bunch of bats but once me and my sis stayed up late and we saw something move in the closetand it was spooketh
we were gonna get a ouija board but we're wusses
lmao
ur dolls are evil o-o
indeed.
Ah ah ah ah ai na kotoba wa iranai
all right here it is
That's so pretty
nice
ok i pull up