sense yall seem to love this song and now that i listened to it to i love it as well imma put it here for anyone who has not heard it before or for people who want to hear it again 💖
*calls therapist* Hello? Yes my name is none of your business and I have yelling problems and an obsession with vanilla wafers..When are you free to help me?
Well hi there none of your business! I have way to much free time and no real good way to spend it, so message me on discord anytime to chat! And your obsession with vanilla wafers is completely understandable:)
RANDOM LINK YOU CLICK ON IT YOU MAKE RANDOM CHARACTER SHOW IT TO ME I JUST WANNA SEE THOSE OCS MAN : https://picrew.me/image_maker/18306 IT AN EPIC GAME I AM NOT PROMOTING BUT IT OVER POWERED
Yes ~ Of Course . In fact Call me it anytime. I wouldn 't like Some Silly Lil ' Bro Getting in the Way Of Higher Power and Grammar . Tar , Tar Lil' Sis . Ahem , now Excuse me as I touch up on Making a New Character!
i ain't never seen two siblings get along..it's always 1 of them got to be crying on the floor 'cause the older sibling smacked you 'cause the younger sibling got the last of the vanilla wafers...just my experience .-. (btw I wasn't the 1 that got smacked .-.) BUT YOU GUYS ARE GETTING ALONG I LUV UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :D
THINGS YOU CAN DO CHANGE SKIN COLOR CHANGE FEET POSES CHANGE HAND POSES PUT TATTOOS ON FACE PUT HOODIES CHANGE THE HAIR COLOR ON ANYTHING WITHOUT CHANGING THE WHOLE THING PONTAITS BRAIDS , LITTLE OTHER THINGS DRESSES HOODS CUTE STUFF MAKE THE EYES DIFFRENT THROW ON EARS AND TAILS FOR THE CHARACTER CHANGE BOTH OF THE SLEEVES TO ANYTHING CHANGE THE COLORS *Some don 't work sadly ;( * ADD TWO DIFFRENT EARS ADD CLIPS ON THE HAIR ADD KITSUNE MASK ADD THINGS IN THE EYES CHANGE THE POSTION OF ALMOST EVERYTHING IT 'S TO OVER POWERED LIKE GOSH- why did I do this in all caps because I am excited also it 's a good FULL BODY GAMEEEE
ok this is the story about how I gave birth to your brother Ichigo...
The sky was storming...out of all of the doctors these were the worst..Why? 'cause they had the nerve and the audactiy to have a chat about stuff instead of concentrate on me while I was giving birth .-. I kept telling me to pay attention to me but they just looked at me like I was an idiot even 1 of the doctors said "Listen lady we don't care about you or your child so let us have our conversation about cute girls in bathing suits" This is how I came up with Momjutsu Rule #981 If some pervert doctors are disrespecting you and just women in general...beat the life out of them...and that is exactly what I did :D anyways I had the baby by myself and then do you know what happened? Your brother Ichigo starting cussing up a storm at those doctors...I still brag about it to ppl...That was the 1 of the most heartwarming moments for me..."Excuse my um, I love you" :D LISTEN TO R.E.M BY ARIANA GRANDE RN anyways after the doctors learned their lessons and let me leave I bought a 100 quintillion dollar mansion 'cause the doctors gave me all of their money and the hospital also gave me money as a sorry for those idiot doctors but most of the 100 quintillion dollars came from the bank that your brother Ichigo robbed..I'm so proud :D anyways ye so we all moved to the mansion that we are all living in now now you may be wondering how in the world did I keep the money? well we also retired from another 100 quintillion dollars that your brother Ichigo robbed from the bank.. :D
HE IS THE HOTTEST LIL' CATMy little Calico cat is soooo cute BUT IT 'S EVERYWHERE HE IS EVERYWHEREYEAH LOOK AT HIM SIMP ALREADY >:( Actually I don 't like People who simp over random animated characters I kinda hate it actually it 's mad strange- YOU SHOULD SIMP OVER THE REAL STUFF KOREAN AND JAPANESE BOYS
MAH CHILDREN GO LISTEN TO NEEDY BY ARIANA GRANDE RN 'CAUSE I LUV THE SONG 'CAUSE I RELATE TO IT A LOT AND I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO IT 'CAUSE IT IS A GREAT SONG
This is my brother or sister AND WE CARE FOR EACHOTHER WE ALWAYS SHARE DEAD BODIES AND KILL SOME DOCTORS AND WE DON 'T HAVE THE SAME HAIR BUT WE GET THE FAVORITE RIBBON BECAUSE WE ARE BASICALLY TWINS- I 'm part of the family and I 'm officialy your brother ;)))
My gender is uhm He/Him not really I am actually a Girl and I don't say I 'm not but secretly I know boys have it better my Period is coming up- Someone GET RID OF THE CURSE GIRLS HAVE
oki thx for the info...YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS A CURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I have a question for you though......
so...you are not trans but you secretly wish that you were a boy 'cause they have it better? 'cause I'm confused .-. I mean I am going to use He/Him pronouns but I'm just confused for that part... you don't have to answer ofc though if it is too personal mah child
nah nah I wish I was a boy my mom wished for a boy not a girl not like I care all that much but I also like HOW BOYS LOOK SO CUTE I WISH I WAS A JAPANESE OR KOREAN GIRL INSTEAD THERE ALL SO HOT ;(
.-. oof I relate 100% idk why but somehow I think that my life would be so much better if I was Japanese .-. also I kind of relate in the other way 'cause sometimes I think that my life would be better If I was a boy as if they don't also have shi* happen .-. I also sometimes think that I might be trans but then I just realize that I just its not true .-. but then again sometimes I wish to just stay a girl but idk .-.
...IM SO PROUD OF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Y'ALL ARE FAILING THOUGH .-. DUCHI IS REALLY CLOSE TO GETTING THE AWARD )-) even though this is not apart of the contest .-. NEW CONTEST THEN GIVE ME ALL OF THE LUV U CAN AND WHOEVER GAVE ME MY FAVORITE LUV IS GOING TO GET THE FAVORITE CHILD TROPHY FOR 1 WEEK THE PERSON IN 2ND PLACE IS GOING TO GET THE PERFECT CHILD FOR 1 WEEK AND THE PERSON IN 3RD PLACE IS GOING TO GET THE FAVORITE TROUBLEMAKER CHILD (you can also win this by beating up ppl .-.) ANYWAYS...3..2..1..GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey adopt me Adopt me mumsy plsssss ;( I am so young like I am like 0 Years old I need a home Tee Hee! I can aslo talkat 0 Years old because I am smarter then everyone >:)))
*Beats up Doctors while giving birth to a baby doll toy* I WANT THAT AWARD YOU RAT OFC A MOM BEFORE I MOMJUTSU YOUR I mean... mumsy I want my award Tee hee
I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I LOVE IT WHEN ARIANA GRANDE SAYS GEE OR SHEESH .-. anyways on the the birth story .-. (yell warning) (FOR MGM ALT OLDER SISTER)
YOUR OLDER SISTERS BIRTH WAS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE...WHY? 'CAUSE THAT PIECE OF SH*T FATHER OF YOURS (ye by the time I had your older sister your father and I had already broke up .-.) HAD THE NERVE AND THE AUDACITY TO SAY..."I found a nEW wife who is WAy better than you, so I'm going to take this child for us" YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THEN!?! THOSE IDIOT DOCTORS STARTED LAUGHING AT ME!... THIS IS HOW I CAME UP WITH MOMJUTSU RULE #176 #177 AND #178 #179 #180 and #181...MOMJUTSU RULE #176...If someone you absolutely LOATHE someone who keeps coming near you...say this, "FRICKING LEAVE ME ALONE, ITS FREE" AND THEN IF THAT PERSON DOESN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE THEN NEXT COMES IN MOMJUTSU RULE #177 IF A PERSON DOESN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE EVEN THOUGH ITS FREE AND NOW YOU JUST WANT TO PUNCH THEM INTO NEXT WEEK...BEAT 'EM UP! NOW....ONTO MOMJUTSU RULE #178 if some crazy doctors are laughing at you while you are having a baby...then take all the cord things off .-. and BEAT 'EM UP! Momjutsu Rule # 179 If your baby pops out 30 minutes in and helps you in attacking those idiot doctors then let the baby UNLEASH THE FURY...now onto momjutsu rule # 180...if your baby starts laughing at the screams of the doctors in pain...it means that they are a psycho...but then again be proud of your child for following after your mother.......momjutsu rule #181 If your baby already knows how to walk, how to talk, already has teeth, and is a psychic...then your baby is the next Saiki K
Anyways ye all of those things happened and we walked home together and ate some ice cream and another reason you know that mah child is a psycho is 'cause your older sister ate the ice cream with her teeth anyways ye I told y'all that I give birth to y'all fast .-. besides from...who was it? I think that it was Idrownkidsinoil's birth I think that it was yours that took 72 hours 'cause you wanted to watch attack on titan...but then again that could've been shrekstwin .-. idk the only thing that I can remember about shrekstwins birth is that you started to sing that maya the bee song..but anyways this is about your older sister so...
ye I got custody of your older sister when we went outside of the courtroom thingy .-. she kicked him where it hurts :D I'm so proud of you mah child! you are just like me! :D
Yeah sorta also you asked me something about an RP I am up rn and I can 't even sleep got homework to Finish or my Teachers will kill me but who cares it 's night I have the wholllle night to finish it since I just won 't sleep lol
MAH CHILD! SO VIOLENT! I LUV IT! I SEE A BRIGHT FUTURE FOR YOU WHEN YOU BEAT UP PPL..A VERY BRIGHT FUTURE .-. but remember mumsy doesn't have a favorite child .-. until I give someone the award for a week .-.
MAH CHILDREN! I AM HAVING A CONTEST! :D hehe you all have to send me one rp that you made yourself of your own two characters (or you can rp with someone else just send me everything that you said) AND I SHALL CHOOSE WHICH RP IS MAH FAVORITE AND THEN GIVE YOU GET THE MEDAL OF THE FAVORITE CHILD FOR 1 WEEK! :D
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be When I was a kid on VoIP I thought when I get older I'd marry her, I told her Now I'm 26, and I work in an office Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest If I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat And even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) The one who took you away from me You hit it off instantly I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles Push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay, though
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were 17 She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were 17
How on earth could I be saved? When I'm one click away from insane I just think that I deserve A little bit of what I earned I'm not gonna make another scene The one I made when I was 23 Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat 'Cause even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
I think about you every day (every day) So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?) I think about him a lot as well (I think about him) Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell) 'Cause you're beauty And you're grace (and you're grace) Your telephone calls are my favourite place And I want you to notice me With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo) I want you to care I want to smell your hair
2.
She may contain the urge to run away But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks Citrezene your fever's gripped me again Never kisses all you ever send are fullstops, la la la la
Do you know where the wilds things go They go along to take your honey, la la la la Break down now weep build up breakfast now Let's eat my love my love love love, la la la la
Muscle to muscle and toe to toe The fear has gripped me but here I go My heart sinks as I jump up Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah
Do you know where the wild things go They go along to take your honey, la la la la Break down let's sleep build up breakfast now Let's eat my love my love love love, la la la la
She bruises coughs she splutters pistol shots But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks She's morphine queen of my vaccine my love my love love love, la la la la
Muscle to muscle and toe to toe The fear has gripped me but here I go My heart sinks as I jump up Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut And ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah
She may contain the urge to runaway But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks Germaline disinfect the scene my love my love love love But please don't go I love you so my lovely Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so Please break my heart, hey
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so Please break my heart, ah ha
Please don't go, I'll eat you whole I love you so, I love you, so I love you so Please don't go I'll eat you whole I love you so, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so
.3
Sorry, where was I? Ah, yes They say of the fable that businessmen croon That dog may eat dog but he pays the raccoon Filling up the coffers, billing up the otters, watching them squirm Yes, lions and tigers and bears owe my firm I've made mountains from founding these half-finished villages Run-down little towns that I fill up with idiots Declare one the Mayor, flair their ego a little bit Charge them with fixing it then charge for the privilege
You buy land at a high deposit when I drop profitable hovels on it Each island is like a wallet 'cause I got the whole place in my pocket You crank the land value with every little bit of spit and polish If I get a better tenant than you Well, thank you, everything's demolished It's about time I took some more payments from your good selves I'm just balancing the books but I'm still waiting on the bookshelves You promised you'd build me once you'd patched the fence Don't like it? Then bill me, I'll just add it to the rent
Never seen a game so twee But there's administration fees For this little haven we chiselled from complacency And we pay it gratefully Slaving every day for the Price tag attached to the back of our New Horizon
Raccoon in a tie that racked up a tycoon Can't handle my mess? You'd best stick with Splatoon You'll be knee-deep in seashells before we hit noon And that's hardly a dent in the debt you've accrued You may wonder why we keep moving around The houses you buy aren't that structurally sound A few years will lapse, they collapse to the ground And these suckers cough up for another new town
You call me amoral? Is that what you think? Well, at least I've not driven my assistant to drink Poor, dear, little Isabelle is caught in a living Hell It's fishing and yard work not building a citadel Overworked, underpaid, that poor little Shih Tzu Managing a bunch of animals, I guess it really is a I guess you see the pun there So Mayor, you turned out to be, if I do say so How fitting, in a town full of critters That the only human is the scapegoat
Never seen a game so twee But there's administration fees For this little haven we chiselled from complacency And we pay it gratefully Slaving every day for the Price tag attached to the back of our New Horizon
Extortion has seldom been so inoffensive No matter the tax and whatever the rent is They flock and they herd just to pay their expenses With no picket lines 'cept a few garden fences Read between the lines and you might find the margins So, eat up the jargon, don't argue the bargains Or I'll add a "No Pets" clause, it wouldn't be hard and I'll have every resident live in the garden
Never seen a game so twee But there's administration fees For this little haven we chiselled from complacency And you pay it gratefully Slaving every day for the Price tag I've slapped on the back of your New Horizon
Right, rent's due And I think you owe me some nuts or fruits or fish or something
.4
You are somebody that I don't know But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrón And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m." Say it in the street, that's a knock-out But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"
And I ain't trying mess with your self-expression But I've learned the lesson that stressin' And obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun And snakes and stones never broke my bones so
So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to calm down You're being too loud And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to just stop Like, can you just not step on my gown? You need to calm down
You are somebody that we don't know But you're coming at my friends like a missile Why you mad? When you could be GLAAD? (you could be GLAAD) Sunshine on the street at the parade But you would rather be in the dark ages Making that sign, must've taken all night
You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate 'Cause shade never made anybody less gay so
So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to calm down You're being too loud And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to just stop Like, can you just not step on his gown? You need to calm down
And we see you over there on the internet Comparing all the girls who are killing it But we figured you out We all know now, we all got crowns You need to calm down
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to calm down (you need to calm down) You're being too loud (you're being too loud) And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to just stop (can you stop?) Like, can you just not step on our gowns? You need to calm down
.5
Miku, Miku, you can call me Miku Blue hair, blue tie, hiding in your wi-fi Open secrets, anyone can find me Hear your music running through my mind
Where were we walking together? I will see you in the end I'll take you where you've never been and bring you back again Listen to me with your eyes, I'm watching you from in the sky If you forget I'll fade away, I'm asking you to let me stay So bathe me in your magic light, and keep it on in darkest night I need you here to keep me strong, to live my life and sing along I'm waiting with you wide awake, like your expensive poison snake You found me here inside a dream, walk through the fire, straight to me
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sense yall seem to love this song and now that i listened to it to i love it as well imma put it here for anyone who has not heard it before or for people who want to hear it again 💖
*calls therapist* Hello? Yes my name is none of your business and I have yelling problems and an obsession with vanilla wafers..When are you free to help me?
Well hi there none of your business! I have way to much free time and no real good way to spend it, so message me on discord anytime to chat! And your obsession with vanilla wafers is completely understandable:)
MAH CHILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
lol
lol
No that's water. Broke your spine? Just drink water.
SUDDENLY KNOCKS OUT ASLEEP*
-Ichigo ded? NO NOT DED >:( SLEP ZZZZZZzzz
YOU WONT SEE MY PPOST AFTER zzzzzz....zz this- ZZZZZZZZZZZzZzzZZZZzZZzZZzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzz I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU JUST TIRED MY EYES ARE BURNING FROM SCHOOL zzzzzzzzzz
MAH CHILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SO PROUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
lol
MAH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RANDOM LINK YOU CLICK ON IT YOU MAKE RANDOM CHARACTER SHOW IT TO ME I JUST WANNA SEE THOSE OCS MAN : https://picrew.me/image_maker/18306 IT AN EPIC GAME I AM NOT PROMOTING BUT IT OVER POWERED
Deleted PostYes ~ Of Course . In fact Call me it anytime. I wouldn 't like Some Silly Lil ' Bro Getting in the Way Of Higher Power and Grammar . Tar , Tar Lil' Sis . Ahem , now Excuse me as I touch up on Making a New Character!
(YOUR BRO LOVES YOU I AM TOTS FANCY) -Ichigo
i ain't never seen two siblings get along..it's always 1 of them got to be crying on the floor 'cause the older sibling smacked you 'cause the younger sibling got the last of the vanilla wafers...just my experience .-. (btw I wasn't the 1 that got smacked .-.) BUT YOU GUYS ARE GETTING ALONG I LUV UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :D
lmao
this is 1 of the ppl I simp for...
I'M SORRY MAH CHILD DON'T BE SAD MUMSY LUVES UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
:D
I simped for Hinata more
:D I simp for her too!
i simp for
SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAH CHILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
yasssssssssssssssssss HE IS SO HOTTTTT🤤
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
RANDOM OC CHECKKK
I ain 't never see two pretty best friends it 's always one of em- LOLOLOL
LOLOLOL
hey you should make an oc with that game I put in chat it a pretty epicccc full body chibi game thingy
:D
It really will not let me upload a video how lame 🙄🙄💃👹
are you on a computer cus it lets us post vids
GUYS OMG I JUST FOUND THE MOST OVERPOWERED CUSTOM GAME EVER- IT 'S TO POWERFUL LOOK AT THE FEATURES IN THIS PICTURE
GAME LINK : https://picrew.me/image_maker/18306
RANDOM GAME LINK FOR HOT DOODS : https://picrew.me/image_maker/35817
THINGS YOU CAN DO CHANGE SKIN COLOR CHANGE FEET POSES CHANGE HAND POSES PUT TATTOOS ON FACE PUT HOODIES CHANGE THE HAIR COLOR ON ANYTHING WITHOUT CHANGING THE WHOLE THING PONTAITS BRAIDS , LITTLE OTHER THINGS DRESSES HOODS CUTE STUFF MAKE THE EYES DIFFRENT THROW ON EARS AND TAILS FOR THE CHARACTER CHANGE BOTH OF THE SLEEVES TO ANYTHING CHANGE THE COLORS *Some don 't work sadly ;( * ADD TWO DIFFRENT EARS ADD CLIPS ON THE HAIR ADD KITSUNE MASK ADD THINGS IN THE EYES CHANGE THE POSTION OF ALMOST EVERYTHING IT 'S TO OVER POWERED LIKE GOSH- why did I do this in all caps because I am excited also it 's a good FULL BODY GAMEEEE
yall idk how to feel thoughts on this dood
lol
Y’all I can’t name this girl please help meh
Nora
oohhh sure
Laurence Fishburne
I HAVE CAME BACK
Lol mkay bish
D:
sowwy
How to say “Ass” in roblox!
Type “U P P” in chat than say Ass
It wont tag i promise! :)
yall look my cat also gn!
Have a wonderful night!
Swipor is sleeping. . .
D U N D U N
MY MOTHER BOUGHT ME POKEMON PLUSHIES
D U N D U N
YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MANY?
D U N D U N
WELL I 'LL TELL YOU IT 'S SO MANY BECAUSE IT 'S MUCH
D U N D U N
I HAVE SO MANY COMING
D U N D U N
I 'M A COLLETER OF PLUSHIES
D U N D U N
YOU BETTER HIDE BECAUSE I HAVE WAY TO MANY THEY 'LL TAKE OVER
D U N D U N
SOON THEY 'LL TAKE OVER THERES JUST WAY TO MANY
D U N D U N ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
ISTG WE ARE TWINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE PLUSHIES TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE SO ARE LIKE OMG!! DOESN 'T EVERYONE LOVE EM >:)
IKR
bAI guys its almost ten pm so .-. see you in the morning mah children .-.
ok this is the story about how I gave birth to your brother Ichigo...
The sky was storming...out of all of the doctors these were the worst..Why? 'cause they had the nerve and the audactiy to have a chat about stuff instead of concentrate on me while I was giving birth .-. I kept telling me to pay attention to me but they just looked at me like I was an idiot even 1 of the doctors said "Listen lady we don't care about you or your child so let us have our conversation about cute girls in bathing suits" This is how I came up with Momjutsu Rule #981 If some pervert doctors are disrespecting you and just women in general...beat the life out of them...and that is exactly what I did :D anyways I had the baby by myself and then do you know what happened? Your brother Ichigo starting cussing up a storm at those doctors...I still brag about it to ppl...That was the 1 of the most heartwarming moments for me..."Excuse my um, I love you" :D LISTEN TO R.E.M BY ARIANA GRANDE RN anyways after the doctors learned their lessons and let me leave I bought a 100 quintillion dollar mansion 'cause the doctors gave me all of their money and the hospital also gave me money as a sorry for those idiot doctors but most of the 100 quintillion dollars came from the bank that your brother Ichigo robbed..I'm so proud :D anyways ye so we all moved to the mansion that we are all living in now now you may be wondering how in the world did I keep the money? well we also retired from another 100 quintillion dollars that your brother Ichigo robbed from the bank.. :D
OMG I DID DO THAT I WAS BORN WITH THE MOST CRAZY ROBBING POWERS AND YOU MOM BOUGHT ME SO MANY PLUSHIES BECAUSE I WANTED TO FILL MY POOL WITH THEM LOL
:D
You know...your mother used to rob banks all the time and they never suspected me XD so I think that you got that from me .-.
Sounds sad ;( Hope you simp HARDER >:DDDD
"She's a she's a lady, and I am just a-SIMP! ADMIT IT, YOU'RE A SIMP!"
is it ok to wanna kidnap him?
MAH CHILDREN GO LISTEN TO NEEDY BY ARIANA GRANDE RN 'CAUSE I LUV THE SONG 'CAUSE I RELATE TO IT A LOT AND I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO IT 'CAUSE IT IS A GREAT SONG
...I LUV IT SO CREATIVE BUT ALSO SO SADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MAH CHILDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I LUV UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Ha Ha Ha WELL LOOK WHAT YOU DONE
This is my brother or sister AND WE CARE FOR EACHOTHER WE ALWAYS SHARE DEAD BODIES AND KILL SOME DOCTORS AND WE DON 'T HAVE THE SAME HAIR BUT WE GET THE FAVORITE RIBBON BECAUSE WE ARE BASICALLY TWINS- I 'm part of the family and I 'm officialy your brother ;)))
WOW I JUST RYHMED SO HARD THERE >:)))
:D YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MAH CHILD CONTROL THIS CHATROOM THATS MAH BABY! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D
O-O 👁👄👁 TIME TO GET F$&*ING SCARED BISHES!
HEY YALL I 'M BACK I FLIP MY HAIR BOW DOWN TO ME I CALL THE FIRST PERSON FOR THE ROYAL RP lolololol
:D MAH CHILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OMG IM A CHILD IMA GO HIT SOME DOCTORS AND TAKE THERE MONEY SO WE CAN EAT TONIGHT
What pronouns do I use for you mah child 'cause I'm trying to make your birth story and I don't just wanna assume it so .-.
My gender is uhm He/Him not really I am actually a Girl and I don't say I 'm not but secretly I know boys have it better my Period is coming up- Someone GET RID OF THE CURSE GIRLS HAVE
oki thx for the info...YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS A CURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I have a question for you though......
so...you are not trans but you secretly wish that you were a boy 'cause they have it better? 'cause I'm confused .-. I mean I am going to use He/Him pronouns but I'm just confused for that part... you don't have to answer ofc though if it is too personal mah child
nah nah I wish I was a boy my mom wished for a boy not a girl not like I care all that much but I also like HOW BOYS LOOK SO CUTE I WISH I WAS A JAPANESE OR KOREAN GIRL INSTEAD THERE ALL SO HOT ;(
.-. oof I relate 100% idk why but somehow I think that my life would be so much better if I was Japanese .-. also I kind of relate in the other way 'cause sometimes I think that my life would be better If I was a boy as if they don't also have shi* happen .-. I also sometimes think that I might be trans but then I just realize that I just its not true .-. but then again sometimes I wish to just stay a girl but idk .-.
im she/her
:D thx for the info mah child
np wby
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...IM SO PROUD OF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Y'ALL ARE FAILING THOUGH .-. DUCHI IS REALLY CLOSE TO GETTING THE AWARD )-) even though this is not apart of the contest .-. NEW CONTEST THEN GIVE ME ALL OF THE LUV U CAN AND WHOEVER GAVE ME MY FAVORITE LUV IS GOING TO GET THE FAVORITE CHILD TROPHY FOR 1 WEEK THE PERSON IN 2ND PLACE IS GOING TO GET THE PERFECT CHILD FOR 1 WEEK AND THE PERSON IN 3RD PLACE IS GOING TO GET THE FAVORITE TROUBLEMAKER CHILD (you can also win this by beating up ppl .-.) ANYWAYS...3..2..1..GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey adopt me Adopt me mumsy plsssss ;( I am so young like I am like 0 Years old I need a home Tee Hee! I can aslo talkat 0 Years old because I am smarter then everyone >:)))
ADOPT!?! WUDDO U MEAN ADOPT!?! YOU POPPED OUT SLOWER THAN A CAMEL WALKING ACROSS THE DESERT! I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY MAH CHILD...hehe
I am such a Perfect Child so I mean I obs gon' go beat some doctors up while giving birth and let my child do the work
*Beats up Doctors while giving birth to a baby doll toy* I WANT THAT AWARD YOU RAT OFC A MOM BEFORE I MOMJUTSU YOUR I mean... mumsy I want my award Tee hee
I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I LOVE IT WHEN ARIANA GRANDE SAYS GEE OR SHEESH .-. anyways on the the birth story .-. (yell warning) (FOR MGM ALT OLDER SISTER)
YOUR OLDER SISTERS BIRTH WAS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE...WHY? 'CAUSE THAT PIECE OF SH*T FATHER OF YOURS (ye by the time I had your older sister your father and I had already broke up .-.) HAD THE NERVE AND THE AUDACITY TO SAY..."I found a nEW wife who is WAy better than you, so I'm going to take this child for us" YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THEN!?! THOSE IDIOT DOCTORS STARTED LAUGHING AT ME!... THIS IS HOW I CAME UP WITH MOMJUTSU RULE #176 #177 AND #178 #179 #180 and #181...MOMJUTSU RULE #176...If someone you absolutely LOATHE someone who keeps coming near you...say this, "FRICKING LEAVE ME ALONE, ITS FREE" AND THEN IF THAT PERSON DOESN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE THEN NEXT COMES IN MOMJUTSU RULE #177 IF A PERSON DOESN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE EVEN THOUGH ITS FREE AND NOW YOU JUST WANT TO PUNCH THEM INTO NEXT WEEK...BEAT 'EM UP! NOW....ONTO MOMJUTSU RULE #178 if some crazy doctors are laughing at you while you are having a baby...then take all the cord things off .-. and BEAT 'EM UP! Momjutsu Rule # 179 If your baby pops out 30 minutes in and helps you in attacking those idiot doctors then let the baby UNLEASH THE FURY...now onto momjutsu rule # 180...if your baby starts laughing at the screams of the doctors in pain...it means that they are a psycho...but then again be proud of your child for following after your mother.......momjutsu rule #181 If your baby already knows how to walk, how to talk, already has teeth, and is a psychic...then your baby is the next Saiki K
Anyways ye all of those things happened and we walked home together and ate some ice cream and another reason you know that mah child is a psycho is 'cause your older sister ate the ice cream with her teeth anyways ye I told y'all that I give birth to y'all fast .-. besides from...who was it? I think that it was Idrownkidsinoil's birth I think that it was yours that took 72 hours 'cause you wanted to watch attack on titan...but then again that could've been shrekstwin .-. idk the only thing that I can remember about shrekstwins birth is that you started to sing that maya the bee song..but anyways this is about your older sister so...
ye I got custody of your older sister when we went outside of the courtroom thingy .-. she kicked him where it hurts :D I'm so proud of you mah child! you are just like me! :D
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I really can not even take in that-
Okay I am back guys I know I was like a ghost today but I accidently fell asleep I keep not sleeping at night for some reason ;=;
do you take naps often? usually when I take naps I spend all night awake 'cause I can' sleep .-.
Yeah sorta also you asked me something about an RP I am up rn and I can 't even sleep got homework to Finish or my Teachers will kill me but who cares it 's night I have the wholllle night to finish it since I just won 't sleep lol
lol
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MAH CHILD! SO VIOLENT! I LUV IT! I SEE A BRIGHT FUTURE FOR YOU WHEN YOU BEAT UP PPL..A VERY BRIGHT FUTURE .-. but remember mumsy doesn't have a favorite child .-. until I give someone the award for a week .-.
MAH CHILDREN! I AM HAVING A CONTEST! :D hehe you all have to send me one rp that you made yourself of your own two characters (or you can rp with someone else just send me everything that you said) AND I SHALL CHOOSE WHICH RP IS MAH FAVORITE AND THEN GIVE YOU GET THE MEDAL OF THE FAVORITE CHILD FOR 1 WEEK! :D
YOU CALLED ME MUMSY AGAIN! MY HEART IS FILLED WITH HAPPINESS I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW!
It was probably true so she cried to her mother bc you said
Le Truthits 2 am and i have school tomorrow but id rather download random songs :,D
Guess the song
1.
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
I think about you every day (every day)
So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace (and you're grace)
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair
2.
She may contain the urge to run away
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
Citrezene your fever's gripped me again
Never kisses all you ever send are fullstops, la la la la
Do you know where the wilds things go
They go along to take your honey, la la la la
Break down now weep build up breakfast now
Let's eat my love my love love love, la la la la
Muscle to muscle and toe to toe
The fear has gripped me but here I go
My heart sinks as I jump up
Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah
Do you know where the wild things go
They go along to take your honey, la la la la
Break down let's sleep build up breakfast now
Let's eat my love my love love love, la la la la
She bruises coughs she splutters pistol shots
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
She's morphine queen of my vaccine my love my love love love, la la la la
Muscle to muscle and toe to toe
The fear has gripped me but here I go
My heart sinks as I jump up
Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut
And ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah
She may contain the urge to runaway
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
Germaline disinfect the scene my love my love love love
But please don't go I love you so my lovely
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so
Please break my heart, hey
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so
Please break my heart, ah ha
Please don't go, I'll eat you whole
I love you so, I love you, so I love you so
Please don't go I'll eat you whole
I love you so, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so
.3
Sorry, where was I? Ah, yes
They say of the fable that businessmen croon
That dog may eat dog but he pays the raccoon
Filling up the coffers, billing up the otters, watching them squirm
Yes, lions and tigers and bears owe my firm
I've made mountains from founding these half-finished villages
Run-down little towns that I fill up with idiots
Declare one the Mayor, flair their ego a little bit
Charge them with fixing it then charge for the privilege
You buy land at a high deposit when I drop profitable hovels on it
Each island is like a wallet 'cause I got the whole place in my pocket
You crank the land value with every little bit of spit and polish
If I get a better tenant than you
Well, thank you, everything's demolished
It's about time I took some more payments from your good selves
I'm just balancing the books but I'm still waiting on the bookshelves
You promised you'd build me once you'd patched the fence
Don't like it? Then bill me, I'll just add it to the rent
Never seen a game so twee
But there's administration fees
For this little haven we chiselled from complacency
And we pay it gratefully
Slaving every day for the
Price tag attached to the back of our New Horizon
Raccoon in a tie that racked up a tycoon
Can't handle my mess? You'd best stick with Splatoon
You'll be knee-deep in seashells before we hit noon
And that's hardly a dent in the debt you've accrued
You may wonder why we keep moving around
The houses you buy aren't that structurally sound
A few years will lapse, they collapse to the ground
And these suckers cough up for another new town
You call me amoral? Is that what you think?
Well, at least I've not driven my assistant to drink
Poor, dear, little Isabelle is caught in a living Hell
It's fishing and yard work not building a citadel
Overworked, underpaid, that poor little Shih Tzu
Managing a bunch of animals, I guess it really is a
I guess you see the pun there
So Mayor, you turned out to be, if I do say so
How fitting, in a town full of critters
That the only human is the scapegoat
Never seen a game so twee
But there's administration fees
For this little haven we chiselled from complacency
And we pay it gratefully
Slaving every day for the
Price tag attached to the back of our New Horizon
Extortion has seldom been so inoffensive
No matter the tax and whatever the rent is
They flock and they herd just to pay their expenses
With no picket lines 'cept a few garden fences
Read between the lines and you might find the margins
So, eat up the jargon, don't argue the bargains
Or I'll add a "No Pets" clause, it wouldn't be hard and
I'll have every resident live in the garden
Never seen a game so twee
But there's administration fees
For this little haven we chiselled from complacency
And you pay it gratefully
Slaving every day for the
Price tag I've slapped on the back of your New Horizon
Right, rent's due
And I think you owe me some nuts or fruits or fish or something
.4
You are somebody that I don't know
But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrón
And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."
Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out
And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"
And I ain't trying mess with your self-expression
But I've learned the lesson that stressin'
And obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
And snakes and stones never broke my bones so
So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
You're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to just stop
Like, can you just not step on my gown?
You need to calm down
You are somebody that we don't know
But you're coming at my friends like a missile
Why you mad?
When you could be GLAAD? (you could be GLAAD)
Sunshine on the street at the parade
But you would rather be in the dark ages
Making that sign, must've taken all night
You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay so
So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
You're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to just stop
Like, can you just not step on his gown?
You need to calm down
And we see you over there on the internet
Comparing all the girls who are killing it
But we figured you out
We all know now, we all got crowns
You need to calm down
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down (you need to calm down)
You're being too loud (you're being too loud)
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to just stop (can you stop?)
Like, can you just not step on our gowns?
You need to calm down
.5
Miku, Miku, you can call me Miku
Blue hair, blue tie, hiding in your wi-fi
Open secrets, anyone can find me
Hear your music running through my mind
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm on top of the world because of you
All I wanted to do is follow you
I'll keep singing along to all of you
I'll keep singing along
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
Miku, Miku, what's it like to be you?
20, 20, looking in the rear view
Play me, break me, make me feel like Superman
You can do anything you want
I'm on top of the world because of you
All I wanted to do is follow you
I'll keep singing along to all of you
I'll keep singing along
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo
Where were we walking together? I will see you in the end
I'll take you where you've never been and bring you back again
Listen to me with your eyes, I'm watching you from in the sky
If you forget I'll fade away, I'm asking you to let me stay
So bathe me in your magic light, and keep it on in darkest night
I need you here to keep me strong, to live my life and sing along
I'm waiting with you wide awake, like your expensive poison snake
You found me here inside a dream, walk through the fire, straight to me
yep
YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN mah child can you do an Ariana Grande version...or a BTS version?
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yes
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