wait.. if I’m the favorite.. does that mean I’m the youngest... mmm
Listen up you small scot snicker piece on snickerdoodle.. I’m 5 foot 2 I think.. I can crush you if I wanted to.. but I don’t... I can snap your spine like a twig.. and I’ll be in glee... don’t even think about calling me an smol child.. if so make sure you write down your last words... I mean it.. and once your dead I will dissect you and put your guts and arteries into a conopic jar
MAH CHILD! SO VIOLENT! I LUV IT! I SEE A BRIGHT FUTURE FOR YOU WHEN YOU BEAT UP PPL..A VERY BRIGHT FUTURE .-. but remember mumsy doesn't have a favorite child .-. until I give someone the award for a week .-.
MAH CHILDREN! I AM HAVING A CONTEST! :D hehe you all have to send me one rp that you made yourself of your own two characters (or you can rp with someone else just send me everything that you said) AND I SHALL CHOOSE WHICH RP IS MAH FAVORITE AND THEN GIVE YOU GET THE MEDAL OF THE FAVORITE CHILD FOR 1 WEEK! :D
soo my friend just roasted me... she said eww your ugly.... so I replied with this..
Am I really a mirror? I feel like if you look at me again I will shatter.. I bet you can’t even look at yourself because the amount of mirror shards you pick up.. and we can’t burn those can we.. can’t burn you.. because the smoke will hurt the atmosphere.. mostly all the hot boys are taken or gay.. same goes with any other gender..or non genders... maybe that’s why your single... you should go to the circus because you are a JOKE.. same with your life now get going before you make me wheeze
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be When I was a kid on VoIP I thought when I get older I'd marry her, I told her Now I'm 26, and I work in an office Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest If I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat And even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) The one who took you away from me You hit it off instantly I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles Push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay, though
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were 17 She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were 17
How on earth could I be saved? When I'm one click away from insane I just think that I deserve A little bit of what I earned I'm not gonna make another scene The one I made when I was 23 Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat 'Cause even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
I think about you every day (every day) So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?) I think about him a lot as well (I think about him) Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell) 'Cause you're beauty And you're grace (and you're grace) Your telephone calls are my favourite place And I want you to notice me With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo) I want you to care I want to smell your hair
2.
She may contain the urge to run away But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks Citrezene your fever's gripped me again Never kisses all you ever send are fullstops, la la la la
Do you know where the wilds things go They go along to take your honey, la la la la Break down now weep build up breakfast now Let's eat my love my love love love, la la la la
Muscle to muscle and toe to toe The fear has gripped me but here I go My heart sinks as I jump up Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah
Do you know where the wild things go They go along to take your honey, la la la la Break down let's sleep build up breakfast now Let's eat my love my love love love, la la la la
She bruises coughs she splutters pistol shots But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks She's morphine queen of my vaccine my love my love love love, la la la la
Muscle to muscle and toe to toe The fear has gripped me but here I go My heart sinks as I jump up Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut And ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah
She may contain the urge to runaway But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks Germaline disinfect the scene my love my love love love But please don't go I love you so my lovely Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so Please break my heart, hey
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so Please break my heart, ah ha
Please don't go, I'll eat you whole I love you so, I love you, so I love you so Please don't go I'll eat you whole I love you so, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so
.3
Sorry, where was I? Ah, yes They say of the fable that businessmen croon That dog may eat dog but he pays the raccoon Filling up the coffers, billing up the otters, watching them squirm Yes, lions and tigers and bears owe my firm I've made mountains from founding these half-finished villages Run-down little towns that I fill up with idiots Declare one the Mayor, flair their ego a little bit Charge them with fixing it then charge for the privilege
You buy land at a high deposit when I drop profitable hovels on it Each island is like a wallet 'cause I got the whole place in my pocket You crank the land value with every little bit of spit and polish If I get a better tenant than you Well, thank you, everything's demolished It's about time I took some more payments from your good selves I'm just balancing the books but I'm still waiting on the bookshelves You promised you'd build me once you'd patched the fence Don't like it? Then bill me, I'll just add it to the rent
Never seen a game so twee But there's administration fees For this little haven we chiselled from complacency And we pay it gratefully Slaving every day for the Price tag attached to the back of our New Horizon
Raccoon in a tie that racked up a tycoon Can't handle my mess? You'd best stick with Splatoon You'll be knee-deep in seashells before we hit noon And that's hardly a dent in the debt you've accrued You may wonder why we keep moving around The houses you buy aren't that structurally sound A few years will lapse, they collapse to the ground And these suckers cough up for another new town
You call me amoral? Is that what you think? Well, at least I've not driven my assistant to drink Poor, dear, little Isabelle is caught in a living Hell It's fishing and yard work not building a citadel Overworked, underpaid, that poor little Shih Tzu Managing a bunch of animals, I guess it really is a I guess you see the pun there So Mayor, you turned out to be, if I do say so How fitting, in a town full of critters That the only human is the scapegoat
Never seen a game so twee But there's administration fees For this little haven we chiselled from complacency And we pay it gratefully Slaving every day for the Price tag attached to the back of our New Horizon
Extortion has seldom been so inoffensive No matter the tax and whatever the rent is They flock and they herd just to pay their expenses With no picket lines 'cept a few garden fences Read between the lines and you might find the margins So, eat up the jargon, don't argue the bargains Or I'll add a "No Pets" clause, it wouldn't be hard and I'll have every resident live in the garden
Never seen a game so twee But there's administration fees For this little haven we chiselled from complacency And you pay it gratefully Slaving every day for the Price tag I've slapped on the back of your New Horizon
Right, rent's due And I think you owe me some nuts or fruits or fish or something
.4
You are somebody that I don't know But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrón And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m." Say it in the street, that's a knock-out But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"
And I ain't trying mess with your self-expression But I've learned the lesson that stressin' And obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun And snakes and stones never broke my bones so
So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to calm down You're being too loud And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to just stop Like, can you just not step on my gown? You need to calm down
You are somebody that we don't know But you're coming at my friends like a missile Why you mad? When you could be GLAAD? (you could be GLAAD) Sunshine on the street at the parade But you would rather be in the dark ages Making that sign, must've taken all night
You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate 'Cause shade never made anybody less gay so
So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to calm down You're being too loud And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to just stop Like, can you just not step on his gown? You need to calm down
And we see you over there on the internet Comparing all the girls who are killing it But we figured you out We all know now, we all got crowns You need to calm down
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to calm down (you need to calm down) You're being too loud (you're being too loud) And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to just stop (can you stop?) Like, can you just not step on our gowns? You need to calm down
.5
Miku, Miku, you can call me Miku Blue hair, blue tie, hiding in your wi-fi Open secrets, anyone can find me Hear your music running through my mind
Where were we walking together? I will see you in the end I'll take you where you've never been and bring you back again Listen to me with your eyes, I'm watching you from in the sky If you forget I'll fade away, I'm asking you to let me stay So bathe me in your magic light, and keep it on in darkest night I need you here to keep me strong, to live my life and sing along I'm waiting with you wide awake, like your expensive poison snake You found me here inside a dream, walk through the fire, straight to me
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT MAH POOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY I'M GOING TO BEAT THEM UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I CANNOT BELIVE THAT SCHOOL ENDS AT SUCH A TORMENTING TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guys a few days ago I played a game by Angela He Where these two girls fall in love so this girl is helping me up after she fell on me when she was running so .-. Can I just say that I'm simping WAY too hard .-. (Trigger Warning)
I have a lot of other screenshots that I need to crop but I'm too lazy to post all of them so here is the story...We became best friends we would hang out everywhere...At the Library, I went to one of her baseball games, we would hang out at her house where she gave me this plush that she bought for me .-. I love plush toys .-. ..(btw both of our characters love stars and space and things like that) we looked up at the stars outside and talked about constellations and then I fell asleep .-. here are some pictures that show the story This is her running into me...ik blurry
This is her helping me up
Turns out that we have the same book
This is me at her baseball game...
This is her again...I AM A SIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP LIKE SERIOUSLY THOUGH I WANNA DATE HER .-.
We're looking at the stars and the moon and talking about constellations...
I mean I usually don't like it when people stare at me when I sleep- actually I don't like it when people stare at me at all but at this point idc 'cause I simp for her .-.
Did I mention that I'm a simp for her?
HONEYMOON AVENUE by Ariana Grande idk I'm listening to it rn and Its a love song so .-.
I didn't get a screenshot of her not enjoying the party but she's not enjoying the party so .-.
(TRIGGER WARNING!!!!)
...
yep thats how it ended so....I need some hugs .-. (yell warning)
LIKE BRUH I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ANGELA HE HAS THE NERVE AND THE AUDACITY TO DO THAT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SIMPED FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!! anyways ye
i have a friend that has a bday tommorow to weve been friends for like 3 or more years and we are still friend to this day im going to her house this weekend for her bday
im sorry guys and i know i hurt u and i was ignorent to fight with you guys you were right and i was wrong, and it kills me to say that because i hat being wrong
I don’t like people to yell.. it stresses me out.. a lot.. even if the person isn’t yelling at me I hate noise.. it makes me anxious!... oh and the word moist... no one say that word.. or else I’ll break your nico kneecaps
im sorry to EVERYONE that i offended and i am greatly sorry i was just thinking about my shitty self and i was not paying attention to what i was saying and how i was saying it please PLEASE forgive me im just having mood swings because of my period and i know that is no excuse for the way i acted please forgive me, sincerely XxhamstergurlxX
thank u but i dont deserve this kind of niceness and your better of not being my friend i deserve to be alone so i can think about what ive done, damn IM SO STUPID
no its alright we all make mistakes and tbh the people you should really be worrying about accepting your apology is the people who dont go by female cus u hurt them the most and your not stupid you should of just did things differently
AWWWW MEMORIES I USE TO WATCH STEVEN UNIVERSE ALL THE TIME, i watched all the seasons and the movie and Steven universe into the future OH MEMORIES IMA CRY
Welcome to cooking with Swipor! Today we are making brick pie.
First, grabbie your splatchula and a humpdy dumpdy eggie. Break the eggie in the bowl and leave the shells in. Then, grab ur brick and SMASH it in the bowl. Your bowl should break so you have crunchy glass factor. Then grab a pan and pour your mixture in and cover it with paper. Put it in the oven and 6000 degrees for 4 minutes
ok I'll tell you. Grab your bowl. Your first ingredient is the blood of school students and teachers. Then add a dab of child tears. After that add some childrens ashes. Mix it up. Add some bits of school furniture in too. Cut a child's heart into cubes then place them in the pan to sizzle a bit. Add in some nice glass into the bowl. Take the heart bits off the pan then add them in the bowl and mix with an electric mixer. Place it in the pan to bake. Ta da. School children pie.
i know,, i saw. i wanted to thank you for educating them because i'm a demigirl myself and i got really pissed when i saw what the person had said,, so good on you my guy
THANK YOU! That whole time I thought maybe I was just being dumb and overreacting. Also, not me having a panic attack because I just came out as nonbinary to myself and a few other people last night and now I've just had to deal with this shit and I was scared to tell people already and now I'm crying.
oh no,, you're not overreacting at all. they were saying some really ignorant bs,, and no you weren't being dumb at all. also,, i'm proud of you for coming out !! i know it's really hard,, and finding yourself is hard (i would know i spent about seven months contemplating my gender identity) and that having unaccepting people in your life can be hard. you're not alone, okay? you be you and i accept that. if you need to talk to anyone hmu i give okay advice sometimes
MAH CHILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DON'T CRY I'LL GIVE YOU CANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D SO DON'T BE SAD I'LL BEAT UP WHOEVER HURT U
I was very annoyed at the post so I replied. I tried to calmly tell them to delete the post and apologise but they left the website before they saw it. If they didn't do what I said. Things would have gotten real ugly real fast.
Look as a demon myself, I'm all for demons being in this chat. But you can't just possess people left and right! That's not cool, they have enough problems to deal with without possession!
No. I will stand on the candle flame and curse you all then burn everything to the ground as you scream in agony and then once it's all done I will eat the ashes of your dead bodies and I will put whatever's left into a pentagram and curse it with the power of satan and the one million torchered souls from hell. Then I will proceed to eat it and recieve the power of satan then burn the world to the ground and eat the ashes. I will eat the whole universe if I have to. mmmm. Yummy.
I just want to put it all in my mouth. It's so yummy. Very good. You should try it sometime. I especially enjoy the children screaming "AHHHHHH HELP THERE'S A MAD WOMAN TRYING TO EAT ME" yeah. I start with the kids and staff first. Then I move to the rest of the school. It's honestly sooooo gooood
you ever tried eating kids? It's a workout but it tastes good. But the furniture at school is better. And don't forget to wash it first. We're not monsters here. Then you get the doors. After that the walls then eat the floors and ceilings. It's the most tasty part. mmmmmmmm soo good.
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* wheeze*
lmao
wait.. if I’m the favorite.. does that mean I’m the youngest... mmm
Listen up you small scot snicker piece on snickerdoodle.. I’m 5 foot 2 I think.. I can crush you if I wanted to.. but I don’t... I can snap your spine like a twig.. and I’ll be in glee... don’t even think about calling me an smol child.. if so make sure you write down your last words... I mean it.. and once your dead I will dissect you and put your guts and arteries into a conopic jar
MAH CHILD! SO VIOLENT! I LUV IT! I SEE A BRIGHT FUTURE FOR YOU WHEN YOU BEAT UP PPL..A VERY BRIGHT FUTURE .-. but remember mumsy doesn't have a favorite child .-. until I give someone the award for a week .-.
Nani?!?
That makes lanna lulu sad :(
MAH CHILDREN! I AM HAVING A CONTEST! :D hehe you all have to send me one rp that you made yourself of your own two characters (or you can rp with someone else just send me everything that you said) AND I SHALL CHOOSE WHICH RP IS MAH FAVORITE AND THEN GIVE YOU GET THE MEDAL OF THE FAVORITE CHILD FOR 1 WEEK! :D
AYE I’m your FaVoRiTe.. nothing gonna change that mumsy!!
YOU CALLED ME MUMSY AGAIN! MY HEART IS FILLED WITH HAPPINESS I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW!
eh I’ll die drowning.. peacefuly
lol
Jingle bells
Stepped on a lego and fell
kinda hate today
I’m all alone with no telephone
today has been
okHay!!
soo my friend just roasted me... she said eww your ugly.... so I replied with this..
Am I really a mirror? I feel like if you look at me again I will shatter.. I bet you can’t even look at yourself because the amount of mirror shards you pick up.. and we can’t burn those can we.. can’t burn you.. because the smoke will hurt the atmosphere.. mostly all the hot boys are taken or gay.. same goes with any other gender..or non genders... maybe that’s why your single... you should go to the circus because you are a JOKE.. same with your life now get going before you make me wheeze
I ended her like a book..
It was probably true so she cried to her mother bc you said
Le Truthyep!
I said more things but if I say it on chat it won’t sound like something I would say lol
its 2 am and i have school tomorrow but id rather download random songs :,D
Guess the song
1.
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
I think about you every day (every day)
So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace (and you're grace)
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair
2.
She may contain the urge to run away
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
Citrezene your fever's gripped me again
Never kisses all you ever send are fullstops, la la la la
Do you know where the wilds things go
They go along to take your honey, la la la la
Break down now weep build up breakfast now
Let's eat my love my love love love, la la la la
Muscle to muscle and toe to toe
The fear has gripped me but here I go
My heart sinks as I jump up
Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah
Do you know where the wild things go
They go along to take your honey, la la la la
Break down let's sleep build up breakfast now
Let's eat my love my love love love, la la la la
She bruises coughs she splutters pistol shots
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
She's morphine queen of my vaccine my love my love love love, la la la la
Muscle to muscle and toe to toe
The fear has gripped me but here I go
My heart sinks as I jump up
Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut
And ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah
She may contain the urge to runaway
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
Germaline disinfect the scene my love my love love love
But please don't go I love you so my lovely
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so
Please break my heart, hey
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so
Please break my heart, ah ha
Please don't go, I'll eat you whole
I love you so, I love you, so I love you so
Please don't go I'll eat you whole
I love you so, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so
.3
Sorry, where was I? Ah, yes
They say of the fable that businessmen croon
That dog may eat dog but he pays the raccoon
Filling up the coffers, billing up the otters, watching them squirm
Yes, lions and tigers and bears owe my firm
I've made mountains from founding these half-finished villages
Run-down little towns that I fill up with idiots
Declare one the Mayor, flair their ego a little bit
Charge them with fixing it then charge for the privilege
You buy land at a high deposit when I drop profitable hovels on it
Each island is like a wallet 'cause I got the whole place in my pocket
You crank the land value with every little bit of spit and polish
If I get a better tenant than you
Well, thank you, everything's demolished
It's about time I took some more payments from your good selves
I'm just balancing the books but I'm still waiting on the bookshelves
You promised you'd build me once you'd patched the fence
Don't like it? Then bill me, I'll just add it to the rent
Never seen a game so twee
But there's administration fees
For this little haven we chiselled from complacency
And we pay it gratefully
Slaving every day for the
Price tag attached to the back of our New Horizon
Raccoon in a tie that racked up a tycoon
Can't handle my mess? You'd best stick with Splatoon
You'll be knee-deep in seashells before we hit noon
And that's hardly a dent in the debt you've accrued
You may wonder why we keep moving around
The houses you buy aren't that structurally sound
A few years will lapse, they collapse to the ground
And these suckers cough up for another new town
You call me amoral? Is that what you think?
Well, at least I've not driven my assistant to drink
Poor, dear, little Isabelle is caught in a living Hell
It's fishing and yard work not building a citadel
Overworked, underpaid, that poor little Shih Tzu
Managing a bunch of animals, I guess it really is a
I guess you see the pun there
So Mayor, you turned out to be, if I do say so
How fitting, in a town full of critters
That the only human is the scapegoat
Never seen a game so twee
But there's administration fees
For this little haven we chiselled from complacency
And we pay it gratefully
Slaving every day for the
Price tag attached to the back of our New Horizon
Extortion has seldom been so inoffensive
No matter the tax and whatever the rent is
They flock and they herd just to pay their expenses
With no picket lines 'cept a few garden fences
Read between the lines and you might find the margins
So, eat up the jargon, don't argue the bargains
Or I'll add a "No Pets" clause, it wouldn't be hard and
I'll have every resident live in the garden
Never seen a game so twee
But there's administration fees
For this little haven we chiselled from complacency
And you pay it gratefully
Slaving every day for the
Price tag I've slapped on the back of your New Horizon
Right, rent's due
And I think you owe me some nuts or fruits or fish or something
.4
You are somebody that I don't know
But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrón
And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."
Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out
And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"
And I ain't trying mess with your self-expression
But I've learned the lesson that stressin'
And obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
And snakes and stones never broke my bones so
So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
You're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to just stop
Like, can you just not step on my gown?
You need to calm down
You are somebody that we don't know
But you're coming at my friends like a missile
Why you mad?
When you could be GLAAD? (you could be GLAAD)
Sunshine on the street at the parade
But you would rather be in the dark ages
Making that sign, must've taken all night
You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay so
So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
You're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to just stop
Like, can you just not step on his gown?
You need to calm down
And we see you over there on the internet
Comparing all the girls who are killing it
But we figured you out
We all know now, we all got crowns
You need to calm down
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down (you need to calm down)
You're being too loud (you're being too loud)
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to just stop (can you stop?)
Like, can you just not step on our gowns?
You need to calm down
.5
Miku, Miku, you can call me Miku
Blue hair, blue tie, hiding in your wi-fi
Open secrets, anyone can find me
Hear your music running through my mind
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm on top of the world because of you
All I wanted to do is follow you
I'll keep singing along to all of you
I'll keep singing along
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
Miku, Miku, what's it like to be you?
20, 20, looking in the rear view
Play me, break me, make me feel like Superman
You can do anything you want
I'm on top of the world because of you
All I wanted to do is follow you
I'll keep singing along to all of you
I'll keep singing along
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo
Where were we walking together? I will see you in the end
I'll take you where you've never been and bring you back again
Listen to me with your eyes, I'm watching you from in the sky
If you forget I'll fade away, I'm asking you to let me stay
So bathe me in your magic light, and keep it on in darkest night
I need you here to keep me strong, to live my life and sing along
I'm waiting with you wide awake, like your expensive poison snake
You found me here inside a dream, walk through the fire, straight to me
5 is miku
And 4 is you need to calm down
yep
yay I’m right!!!
YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN mah child can you do an Ariana Grande version...or a BTS version?
why is this chat center colder than my broken heart... SAD and dry...
yum
do you eat sadness??!!!
yes
.... if you were with me you would never be hungry lol
I-
mow
Just saying
I’ve survived school
I feel drained...
Time for... riot time!!
riotttttt!!!!!
You just finished school?
yup
...what kinda crazy school...
it’s not crazy lol
I start school at 9:30
ohhhhhhh...
When does school end for you?
3:54 I think
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT MAH POOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY I'M GOING TO BEAT THEM UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I CANNOT BELIVE THAT SCHOOL ENDS AT SUCH A TORMENTING TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mumsy.. your too loud
imma go play on my vr see yall later😘
bye!
Don’t leave meeee
...That's not very cash money of you...
Ik u-u
But what if I'm broke?
Give me your eyes.
But if you take those I can't draw your OC. I can give you my toes! Or teeth!
O.o
I give you a gummy bear
Here
Gives gummy bear*
I SAID CASH MONEY
i don’t have cash money on me!!
Yes, you do. Your eyes are cash money. u-u
u want my eyes lol
UMMM HIS HANDS DONT MATCH HIS BODY, and this my money
No❤
...I am TERRIFIED...PETRIFIED... .-. ye just terrified and petrified .-.
Sorry man I had ate the cash money I had left-
I wanna live with cry ash!!! It’s too noisy where I’m at... please take mee with uuu cry ash... I’m begging uuu!!!
Oh nooo!
and she never answered my Yelp...
so rude
she is in school but she will come over... she will come back fir mee!!!!
ooohhhh I just had an idea! Anyone who wants to, send me some of their OCs and I'll draw them in my style!
sure
I love her!
aw thxs
She is such a queen or he or they don 't assume genders here ;))) lol
lol ikr she's kind of my ego
Omg their style is so cool! They look like a pastel clown-demon and I am so here for it!
stonk
...?
idk
:D
What game is this????
You don't have to draw all of them btw just the 1 that you want to...
These are all adorable!
maybe my kitty demon??
awwww...cute!
oki dokie
This is me! Duchi chan
DUCHI!!!!! I will do my best to make a portrait worthy of you're greatness!
yes you shall!!
Forget about lanna
More of me and only me!!!!
Duchi, you have to share the body. Sharing is caring Duchi. Be a care bear Duchi.
noooo!
My body now!!!
Hahaha- lanna: uhm your friend seems to like to control me..
I have a lot of other screenshots that I need to crop but I'm too lazy to post all of them so here is the story...We became best friends we would hang out everywhere...At the Library, I went to one of her baseball games, we would hang out at her house where she gave me this plush that she bought for me .-. I love plush toys .-. ..(btw both of our characters love stars and space and things like that) we looked up at the stars outside and talked about constellations and then I fell asleep .-. here are some pictures that show the story
This is her running into me...ik blurry
HONEYMOON AVENUE by Ariana Grande idk I'm listening to it rn and Its a love song so .-.
(TRIGGER WARNING!!!!)
yep thats how it ended so....I need some hugs .-. (yell warning)
LIKE BRUH I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ANGELA HE HAS THE NERVE AND THE AUDACITY TO DO THAT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SIMPED FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!! anyways ye
A beautiful romance. Also the artstyle for this game is amazing!
ye
le gasp
A giant pregnant female dog that's gonna make adorable lil puppies!? That sounds awesome!
Also it actually is my birthday tomorrow. I wasn't kidding about that.
mk happy not yet b day🎉
thanks!
np
HAPPYYYYY EARLYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYY
A lovely gift!
It's beautiful, thank you!
hehe...I'm gonna do something...interesting for you birthday then :D
...Oh no...I'm scared...
HAPAPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU IDK YOU QUITE WELL ARE YOU ONE ARE YOU TWO ARE YOU TWENTY TWO?! lol
lmao
look at my tongue cake
It's my birthday tomorrow, can that be my cake???
yes
i have a friend that has a bday tommorow to weve been friends for like 3 or more years and we are still friend to this day im going to her house this weekend for her bday
GAG🤢
You eat what you like, I'll eat what I like. And what I like is dried tongue cake.
lmao ok do that
now I know what’s real what’s cake...
actually i would eat that
im sorry guys and i know i hurt u and i was ignorent to fight with you guys you were right and i was wrong, and it kills me to say that because i hat being wrong
I feel like I'm missing a birth story...Who did I miss?
me lmfao
SIBLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HI YES IM YOUR COOL ALT OLDER SISTER
YAYYYYYYYY!
:D MAH CHILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
:D hehe here I go... btw the whole time I'm just going to say older sister .-.
meee
ANOTHER SIBLINGGG!
lol yayy
me swipor
EVEN MORE SIBLINGGGGGSSS!
AHOY
i dont think u missed anything
ohhhh i love this song have you heard the nightcore version
no. And I don't like nightcore that much really.
oh mk
My favorite Ariana Grande song is probably Needy 'cause I love it and I relate to it a lot .-.
i never heard that song before i think
Can someone be my therapist on yelling 'cause I'm almost always yelling in this chat .-.
cant help u there cuz IM THE SAME WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D MAH CHILD! :D
WEEP YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am the therapist who knows nothing about therapy hi yes what would you like?
.-. I have MAJOR yelling problems and anger issues...and mah child doesn't like loud sounds so what should I do?
ok we will have private sessions once a week. do you have discord?
oof no I don't .-.
ok Once a week I will make a post and we will talk there.
Try to take deep breaths when you feel yourself getting angry or excited. Do that before you write or post anything!
Hi it's me, the not therapist who knows a metric butt ton about therapy and is in fact an empath
Oh also do you have discord? Cuz...
stop yelling lad... before I break your vocal cord..
...Wait...mom only has one vocal cord?
I guess so...
lol ye you do
ye i like that song
wooowwwwwwwwwwww yey
lol
I don’t like people to yell.. it stresses me out.. a lot.. even if the person isn’t yelling at me I hate noise.. it makes me anxious!... oh and the word moist... no one say that word.. or else I’ll break your nico kneecaps
oop-............................................................................
moist......................lmao imma stopBEHOLD MY MAGIC TRICK *snaps your neck. rips out your spine. then steals your kneecaps*
im fine whatchu mean im sitting up straight and moveing my legs lol XD
I- no. I can't- I'm out.
lmaooooooooooo
im dead bro💀
HEY CAN I HAVE MY SPINE AND KNEECAPS BACK CUZ IVE BEEN LAYING ON THIS FLOOR FOR LIKE A DAY NOW AND I ALREADY ATE MY ELBOWS SOOOOOO YEAH
:T fine I guess. *gives them back and fixes your neck*
IF ANYONE SAYS IT I'LL STEAL THEIR KNEECAPS AND THEIR SPINE! (It's quiet shouting. It's like shouting but less noise)
we bees jello BOIS with out our spines and knee caps there will be a new age of humans
lol
ah yes. It will be called. The Jellying. XD
lmao
MOIST🌊💧
BEHOLD MY MAGIC TRICK *snaps your neck. rips out your spine. then steals your kneecaps*
im fine whatchu mean im sitting up straight and moving my legs lol XD
...
I can here the noise vibrating though my head..
ah yes. Punishment for word crime. We are the word police.
lol
time to break some vocal cords..
thinks the word *moist* oops i think i thought it to loud oh no my KNEECAPS *runs and hides*
can’t wait to hear your bones snap and crumble
BEHOLD MY MAGIC TRICK *snaps your neck. rips out your spine. then steals your kneecaps*
JELLO BOI I RISE I SHALL SOON TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE, *fails to even get up* oh shit guys i can finally lick my elbows
pfft
lmao
and if anyones mad at me feel free to yell at me and let it out i deserve it
im sorry to EVERYONE that i offended and i am greatly sorry i was just thinking about my shitty self and i was not paying attention to what i was saying and how i was saying it please PLEASE forgive me im just having mood swings because of my period and i know that is no excuse for the way i acted please forgive me, sincerely XxhamstergurlxX
its alright i know you didn't mean it
thank u but i dont deserve this kind of niceness and your better of not being my friend i deserve to be alone so i can think about what ive done, damn IM SO STUPID
no its alright we all make mistakes and tbh the people you should really be worrying about accepting your apology is the people who dont go by female cus u hurt them the most and your not stupid you should of just did things differently
yeah ur right so next time i will be the adult in the situation the the kid, i have a problem to always wanna be right so thats why i fit alot
mhmm yeah i like being right too lol and i only say sorry if i think im wrong lol
ok. I forgive you.
like I said
I can’t be mad at someone for one second
forgiveness is what I do, so I give my forgiveness to you
😶😶lmao this song makes me sad
AWWWW MEMORIES I USE TO WATCH STEVEN UNIVERSE ALL THE TIME, i watched all the seasons and the movie and Steven universe into the future OH MEMORIES IMA CRY
im legit crying this song has so many memories oh sweet nostalgia
ikrrr
the vibe is dead after that mess so here yall go
Bai mah child!
Bye everyone! See yall tomorrow!
Bye!
bye see u
Welcome to cooking with Swipor! Today we are making brick pie.
First, grabbie your splatchula and a humpdy dumpdy eggie. Break the eggie in the bowl and leave the shells in. Then, grab ur brick and SMASH it in the bowl. Your bowl should break so you have crunchy glass factor. Then grab a pan and pour your mixture in and cover it with paper. Put it in the oven and 6000 degrees for 4 minutes
WAHLA, BRICK PIE
mmmmmmm...My favorite kind of pie
lol that looks........different
do you not like the extra glass
lol i like no glass
That do be looking good lol
you wanna know a better recipie?
does it include children lol
yes.
oh hell naw- oooh I’m interested..
ok I'll tell you. Grab your bowl. Your first ingredient is the blood of school students and teachers. Then add a dab of child tears. After that add some childrens ashes. Mix it up. Add some bits of school furniture in too. Cut a child's heart into cubes then place them in the pan to sizzle a bit. Add in some nice glass into the bowl. Take the heart bits off the pan then add them in the bowl and mix with an electric mixer. Place it in the pan to bake. Ta da. School children pie.
Here's me:
I love it!
thats u?...ok
its my oc not me irl
oh mk
are we really fighting about the gender binary in a mainly LGBTQ+ chat
No just one person. And they left.
i know,, i saw. i wanted to thank you for educating them because i'm a demigirl myself and i got really pissed when i saw what the person had said,, so good on you my guy
THANK YOU! That whole time I thought maybe I was just being dumb and overreacting. Also, not me having a panic attack because I just came out as nonbinary to myself and a few other people last night and now I've just had to deal with this shit and I was scared to tell people already and now I'm crying.
I would hug you
Thank you! Virtual hugs!
oh no,, you're not overreacting at all. they were saying some really ignorant bs,, and no you weren't being dumb at all. also,, i'm proud of you for coming out !! i know it's really hard,, and finding yourself is hard (i would know i spent about seven months contemplating my gender identity) and that having unaccepting people in your life can be hard. you're not alone, okay? you be you and i accept that. if you need to talk to anyone hmu i give okay advice sometimes
Thank you!
and yes you were right to educate me on it and i was dumb very dumb to argue please forgive me im sorry
MAH CHILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DON'T CRY I'LL GIVE YOU CANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D SO DON'T BE SAD I'LL BEAT UP WHOEVER HURT U
Thanks mom!
They said some ignorant shit, I very politely tried to educate them, and they lost their minds.
i would have joined in but it seemed like you had it covered
no-
did you change your username or or you new? 'cause some ppl change their username in this chat and I'm just like "Hi!"
hey !! i did recently change my username,, i used to be angry water rat and i've been here for a long time now :))
I was very annoyed at the post so I replied. I tried to calmly tell them to delete the post and apologise but they left the website before they saw it. If they didn't do what I said. Things would have gotten real ugly real fast.
Alpha do I still need to perform a seance on you? Cuz I will!
not over my dead body lad!!!
I'm not gonna hurt them, I'm just gonna see what the demon wants!
N̷̏̈́̾ͅo̶̡̲̭̖͉̮̬̟̩̺̮͔͕̩̍͂̔̀̈́̋̍͌̈́̇̀̓͒̚ͅt̷̛̫̟͚͎̘̜̭̘̙̅̓̓̅͜͝ͅ ̸͖̖̯̜̜̓͛̃̈́̃͝ô̴̹̪͕̱̥͛͛̉̀̿̋̆̓̌́̏̚̕v̶̺̝̞̬̠̪͙̻͇͔̹̻̠̞̂͊̆̅̓̾̎̓̚̕͝ē̴̯͖͇̰͔͎̠̩̘͙̂r̵̺̜̋̄ ̸̧̺͓̞͗̆̅̊̏̊͗̉̂͠͠ͅm̶̨̭̯̘͈͓̞̞͖̹̹̳͕̻͂̏͜y̵̨̰̞̺̫̯͎̥̋̋͒̈͋̓͋̿̓̏́̕ ̵̫͖̺̬͕̮̗͚̳̭̰̗̙̓ͅḑ̴̢̬̹͓̹̺̩̭̗͖͈̊̔̓̎̅̂̋̿͌̏͗̄͜e̶̝̽̒͠a̷͕̩͒́̿̈́͛d̴͍̤͚̻͍̣̄́͋͛͊̎̔̿̇̇̂̚͘͝ͅ ̵̳̣̥̭͍̠̲̠̣͔̾̏͗̆͛̔b̵̢̢̪̮̣͖̲̖̼̏̀̾͘͜ô̸̧̭̱̬̬̱̝̇̊͛̽̒̌̈͐̀̏̕͝͠ḑ̷̲͕̗͓̗̼͕̻̦͓̞̮̾͗͑̀̇͑̇̑̆̐͌̋͝͝y̶̛͙̩̙̫̲͖͎͙̰
OH jeez you too!
I’m good- she’s gone now- yeah I’m good
Look as a demon myself, I'm all for demons being in this chat. But you can't just possess people left and right! That's not cool, they have enough problems to deal with without possession!
No. I will stand on the candle flame and curse you all then burn everything to the ground as you scream in agony and then once it's all done I will eat the ashes of your dead bodies and I will put whatever's left into a pentagram and curse it with the power of satan and the one million torchered souls from hell. Then I will proceed to eat it and recieve the power of satan then burn the world to the ground and eat the ashes. I will eat the whole universe if I have to. mmmm. Yummy.
o.o
I just wanted to get snicker bar
Oh is that all you want demon? Here!
*Hands snickers bar*
F̴̛̝͕̜͉̗͍̩͈͙͎̱͚͊̀̈̒͗̐̕ͅo̶̧̱̖̥͗̾͑̏̎͛̄̕͝͠ŏ̷̡̲͎͓̱͚̭̝̙̦̥̘̖̌̀͌͆̉̉͒͘͜ͅl̵̯͚̙̬̙͔͇͈̖̟͇̇͑̋̅̒̐̄̃͑̓́̀͗͗͝.̷̛̥̳̈́͆̔̍̓̍̒̄̿̈́̿̀̕͝ ̶̢̭͑̽͗͊̈́̊̍̑̎̉̌͋͠͝Y̴̢͎̜̰̦̤̙̙͗ò̵̢̠͍̼̻̐͆̀̆͗͌͝ų̴̛̠̤̪̈́͊͂̋̕͝͝ ̵̠͚͇͔̟̥̎̈́͆̃̆̉͗͗̋͜͝ẘ̷̧̦̩̘̹͚̼̱͎̫̲͙̥̻̬o̸̧͔͖̩̦̺̙̪͂̒̒u̶͓̳̣͚͑l̴̖̳̠͍̂̈́d̷̛̳͕̼͖̼͔̘͆̓̈́̎̋͐͂̉̽͘ ̵̧̼͎͚̝͚̩͍̭͓͓͓̒̐̈͑͌̄̊͛̃̈͊́̇̕d̴͕̳̺̭͔̂̔͒̊̈́͌̌̔̑̽̈́̈́͜ĩ̵̛̛̼͍̫̪̠̍̃̉̅̊͂́͌̌̈́͝͠s̵͔̞̱̘̭̀̿̓̕̚ĝ̷̨̦͇̙̟̙̻̜̀̈́́̃̑̓̔̓͌̽̐̾͒͝ŕ̷͙͌͂̎̂̂̚å̶̹̼̗̬̲͛͒̀̊̀̀ͅc̷͈̭̯͎͖͔̤̝̼̘̫͆̈́̊̽̌̔̽̌̅̀̒̒̈́͌e̸̱̥̳͚͊̽̀ͅ ̶̹̗̱̳̪̹͋̀̏̐̒̋S̸̫̝̽̋́̊̆͆̎̓̓̑a̸͎͇̝͉̫̹̩̰̝̫̬̘̓̆͋͌̈́̽̿͌̓̍̚͜ͅţ̸̡̹͉͈̥͍̬͚́͐́̆̌̎̋̕͜͝͝͠a̴͕͓͇̖̠̐͒̓̓̂͠n̷̫̾̃̐͑̈̄̎̈́͒̕̕͝͠ ̸̧̨̤͕͓̠̹̼͎̱̩͓̭̼͓͛̊̏̀͂̃̋͊̂̆͂͘͝b̷̡̨̻̮̯̊̐̆̒͊̓̒y̴̹͐̓͗͆͌̎̾̋͘̕ ̴̢̢͎̲̬̟͎̲̪̜͈̺͙̦͑̓̒͌̆͛̄̅̕͠͝d̸͍̯̍̇́̈́̇͗͘͠ē̴̡̢̧̛̟̮̫̮̱͖͓̫̟̰̅̒͋̀̑̀͒̏̃ś̵̺͖̏̃̆̀̉ẗ̴̡̛̤͎͉̘̮͈͎͍͉͈̙̠͓̭́̉͛̅̚ŗ̴̨̛̯̣̞́̾̀̀͠o̴̪̘̲̩̍͆̍̆̀̽y̶̛͇̻̞̪͉̘̱͖͇͖͎̞͉̐̈͂̀̋̍̋̀̈́̕̕͝͠͠ͅi̷̢̧͈̦̺̖͔͔͇̣̻̺̱͔͇̅̍̓̈̊̆̀̾̾͗̾͒͝n̵͉͓̯͎̜̻̙̙͚͖̩̝̔̑̈́́̂̌́̑̊͜͠ͅg̵̝͉̖̭̤̅͐̇̇̆͊ ̷̬̠͓͉̦̼̪̙̣̩̈́̈́̚̚͜͜ͅͅh̸̖̯̗͕̣̜̱̪̩͑̊́͒́i̷̧̻̯͙̰̺̲̖̹͈̓̾͋͗͛̉̽͌̔s̵͖͚͖̺͖̟͓̉ ̷̨̺̻͖͔͈̞̣͇͉͆̓͌͌̊̐͘̚͝ó̷̖̈́͗w̶̧̧̯̬̞̤͍̳̯̞͖̙̿̀͗̈̐̀͑̃͑̐͘͜͜ņ̶̧͕̼̻̮̣̜̦̱̜͙̂̊̈́̓̉̈́́͗͝͝ͅ ̶̨̹̜̦̫̺͇̰̻͕̅̌͆̄͗̊͜d̶͔͎͈͔̑̈́̇̐̒̈́̇̌̀̍̈́̕a̷̧̭̻̭̞̰͍͙̖̔̅͐̄̄͒͌͐̍́͒͘͘͝ừ̵̛̪̖͖̼̥̳̣̮̼̞̞͂̄̈́̀͗̕̚͜ͅĝ̵̢̢͚̮̮͚͓͉͇̠̟͙͖̍̽͌̓͂̓̇͌̅̀̚h̶̨̧̩̺̫̯̠̲͎͈̳͙̲̊̓́̈̑̒͝t̸̢͇͍̱̲̙̯́́̂͜é̵̛̗̯̺͓̘̥̺̻̺̯̦̋̍͒̀́̑͜͠ŕ̸̡͉̭͖̻͕̘̦̜̙̦̬̫͒͆̎͊͘ͅ?̶̦̝̺̦͈̬̘͒̀̑͌̂̃͋̍̾͒̀͋͘͝ ̴̢̨̧͖̭̺̰̮̫͈̬̗̠̗̣̌͒͌Ḣ̷̛̛̦̪͛̐͘͝e̶̜̯̘̯͚͚̅̾ ̴̛͇̥͔͔̩͈͔̦́͛͂̊͊̊̈́̍͗̒̔͂̇̇ẃ̷̠̳̩̬͔̯̩̟̱̒̉͊̌̍͋̂͊͘ǐ̴̗̚͝l̵̛̩̞̐̑̀l̸̺̼̙̯͔̣̤̙̝̣͍͍̱͗̈́̎͊̈́́̆͆͋̚͘͜͝͠ ̵̣̭̄̓̀h̸̟̤̓̊̂̅̚ä̸̼̮͙̫̰́͐͂̐̏̽̎̏͗̉͂͜v̶̧̠̺͖̬̞̹̮͕͑̓͊̓͆͠ͅe̷̜̰͔̗̺͍̩̰͛̿̊̎̽̿͝ ̸̢̏̕y̶̨̨͉̤̻̗͓͈̖͇̞̼̙̩̭͌̓̒͂̆̑̈̈͐̊̈́̔̚̚ö̵̢̧̱̼̤̝̲̫͔́̆̆̊̓̌͑͌̀̽ų̷̧̬͇̞̱̭̻̱̹̀͘͜ŗ̵̮͇̝̬͍̳̘͖̙̟̬̭͖̲̽͒̍͊̀̿̓͂̐̉͊͐́͒͘ ̸̢̨̢̪͙̪̮̪̟̤̙̔͛̎̏̊̆̽̎͗̕ͅh̶̥̖̏̇̎͛̈́͊̈́̅̄̂͌̽͝͝é̴̢̳̜̹͙̭̦͖͖͖̪̱̣̾a̷͖͚͇͔͚͗̓͑͐̋͆̈́̾̉͂̚̚͝͝͝d̵̡̛̙͉̦̩̝̜̲̰̜̲̊̀̿̒̈́͌̈́͒̍̚͘͜ ̴̯͔̜̺͖͚́̐̑͆͂̀̾͌̍̌͛̇͐͝o̷̳̫͎̗̔̅̉̃͌̀̓̈́̂͆͘͘͠n̴̨̗̯̖̭͍̫̼͌̈́̽́̒̚ ̴̗̲̫̜̞̱̬͍̄̄́̈́͛̓̂͝ā̵̦̘̰̪̣͓̦͙̠̙̫̻͔̈́͜ ̸̨̧̨͍͈̫̜͍̰̰̭͔̻̪̮͒̄̆͋̽͛̏̋̊̉̇̑͊̓̀s̵̨͙͓͖̣̊̏̏͒̄͘p̵̞̯̯̱̝̩͒i̸̪̘̙̥̗̺͆̒̅͑̃̽̉̓̂̈̕͜ḳ̷̰̠̩̗̰̺̦͋e̸̱̭͔̰̱̱̠̭̣͍͑̓̓͊́̄̓̑͑͆͆́̎͘͠ͅ ̸̛͕͚̜̣͖͖̫͔̩̱̙͋͝ͅf̸̻̞̲͈͉̱̮͔̳̤̪̓͗̾̑̈́̽͒͝ͅǫ̵͔̣̳̫̞̠̲̘͕͂̀̃͂̐̚͠ͅr̷̳̳̯͓̝̬͇̰̱̻͇͔̟̦͖̎̾̔̒̀̑̾̒́͑̑̔͝͠ ̷̯͎̗̯̻̼̥̳̈́̋̆͛̍͂̇͋̂̔͜t̸̨̡̨̝͚̼̘͕͚̜̓̈́̋̉ḧ̴̢͙̱̣̻̟͍̺͍̠́͒͒͂̐̋̽i̶̛̫̾͆̔͗͌̑̔̏̕̕͝s̵̢̜̩͍̙͙̟̖͂̅͑̒́́̆̚ͅͅ ̵̧̳̊͝ô̸̩̝̰̱̦̳͐́̈́͋̈̉̊̿͊̈ḟ̸̨̛̛̉͒́̈́̂̒̽̆̕f̸̟̘͈̰̪̈͆́́͘ê̸͇̣̐̀͠ñ̴̥͈̳̖̰͓͎̣̼̍͆͛̎̓̊̃̾̌̏̏͜s̴̛̯̩͕̭̖̩̻͊͐̆̑̒͠͝͠͠e̶̼̭̪͙̻̊̊̿́̏̈̚̚͜ ̷̨̡̤̲͈̲̱͑̈͋̋á̴̡͖̦͙̿̈̒̒̇̔͗͝͠͝n̸̨̡̗̲̫̤͉͈̘̬̉̓͑d̷̟̻̯͔̪͒͆̃͊̒̄̓̿͐ ̷̢̡̬̥̠͉̙͇͚̦̝̰̰̲̊̇̆̂̌̉͒̈́̅͘̚͝Į̵̬̃̍̈́̈́̏̈́̑̂͆͗̈̄͐ ̵̧̤̘̰̭̎́̀͌̈́͆͠͝͝w̷̭̞̘̹̱̭̹̪̳̥͙̱͑͋͜ͅi̵̛̥̳̠͈͚͍̎̈́͌̾̑̆̂́͌͂ḷ̷̨̢̨̱͈̮͍͍̠̬̗̳͒̑̀̍̀̽̅̾̾̆͂̚ͅͅľ̷̢̳̘̻̰̪̟͇̻͐̈̍͗͗̓̎͠ͅ ̷̡̱̜̙̠̪̠͙̰̯͕͍̍͂͆̀̆͛͆͂́̂́̐̕͜͝l̴̨͈̫͍̦̯̰͈̹̼̮͚̳̊̌̀̓̈́́͑̈̋͛͝͝͠a̵̢̨̝͇̰̘̪̻̯̯̣̳͗̀̂̉͋̿͘͝ų̸̤͇̱̩̦̺͓͔̟̦͈͛͛̉͛̓̋ģ̵̢͈̙͕̠̫̼͍͇̥͍̗̐͌ḩ̶͈͇̤͔̫̟̔͋̊̓́̾̎̍̃̕͠͝ ̴̣̬̑̈́̐͋͛̌̋̔͊̒͛͝a̵̡͇͔̳̯̭͙̭̦̘͗̈́͌̍͒͌̕ͅs̷̟͚̃̍̍͊͗̍̽͝ ̸̣̰͚̤̙͍̖̰̥͛̃͂̕͜ͅi̴̧̧̡̛̲̰̰̹͓̩̖̹͈̣̊̍̒̀͑̅́͘ͅt̷͙͕̗͉̪͕͊͂͐̌́̈͆̔̎̇ ̵̢͓̬̱͇̦̹̹̪̯̖̓̓̈́̓͝b̷͉̈́̋̅̽̑̅͋̏u̶͖̞̭͉̒͗́̍̀̔̆̂̎͜r̵̡̲͔̖͋̎̚ͅń̴̨̨͎̯̘̟̼̘̦͙̥̉̊̉̂̂̕͠
mmmmmmmm glitched words. How yummy.
Y̵̢̨̯̜̖̳͇̣̰͎̏̆͌̈͜͝o̴̡̢̘̹͙̗̻̞̟̹̗̻̞̻̾̔ͅû̶͖͖͈̘͚͇̙̦̥̞͈̭̘̬̏'̶̛̞̥̼͙̰̲̘͔̯̘̂̎̍̃̐̃̚͜v̸̢̡͖͇͇̥͇͉͒͜͝e̸̖̦̞̳̬͉̫̯͕̹̱̫͛̀͛̽͘̚ͅ ̸̡̡̛̻͖̯̟͕̘̄́͊̊̓͌̍͘f̷̟͖̀͑͊̔͂̔̊o̸̥̖̐̾͆̀͗̾̇̕ȑ̷̛̹̪̖̱͕̹̹̎̈́͋̓͂͒̾́͋̉̇̕͘ͅc̵͔̝͑̌̔͐̓͗̕͝͝è̴̙̜̈́͋̕̚͘͠d̸̨͔͓̭͌̓̿̔̔̎̕̕͝ͅ ̷̨̞̯͚̘͎̪͖̦̥̮̫̯̹͈͂̑̎̂́̽̐̅̑̀̔̉͒̕̚ṃ̵̦̩̘͆̎͌̅̆̍͘ͅý̸̡̛͓̳͈̪̲̋ ̵̧͍͎͙̥̖͙̦̺̲͎́͐̈́̍͗͊͠ͅh̵̡̛̝͚͕̦͇̞̄̏́̐̈́̽͠ą̶͕͍̲̜̦͕͇̦̥̪̩̺͋͌̈̽̋͌̆̑̔́̀̂͊͗͜͝ņ̴̥̙͓̹̖̰̓̾̂̒̕d̴̰̲̪̞̉͜.̸͚̜̱͚̥͙̻̬̩̗̰̠̉̌̂͛̍͗̽̃̓̓͐̈́͊̊͜͜͠ ̶̧̢̜̝̭͍̱̭̼̗̔̀̈̓͊̉͌͑̕I̴̡̩̻̦͙̳̜̝̊̎͌̕͜'̷̟̹̬̫͎͍͎̖̩̠̪̥̂͛̆̀̚͜͝l̵̛̫̇̉̏͆̀̓̒͌̍͠ľ̵̼͎͓͌̓̈́̀͂̽͊͌̌́͊̕͘ ̸̡̣͈͂̊̈̈́̈́̆b̶̦̑̏̐̎͊̓̊̍̓̅͊̎̊̅͠ư̴̧̱̬̖̩̜̱̠̗̩̽̀͐̉̽ŕ̸̡̝̼̭̠̯͍͔͔͉̻͍̜̟͎̇̊̄̂͌̅̋͒́ņ̶̨̜̟̹͎͔̼̤̓͐̏̓̈́́͑̓̍̽̽̾͘͜͝ ̷̣͍̘̪̗͕̩̝͕͍̜̹̪̞̿̌̀̊̔́̿͌̆̇͠͝y̶̘̿o̵̟̜͗͆́̂̊̂̚͘̚͝ư̴̧̨̹̼̺̞̘͍̟̦̝̾̒͂̓̈̓͝ ̶̨̳̣̙̪̝͕͈̦̹͖͒͂ͅä̴̡̢̲̰͔̫̲̤͈̖̻͜n̵̨͖̠̣̹͎̲̝͍̩͑͛̈́͗̽͗̓̓͗̈́̕͜d̶̟̀̉̕͠ ̴̧̨̧̡̛̭̗͚͕̪̘̫͙͚̍̐̋̉͒̏̅ŷ̸̢̧̳̙̖͚̬̯̹̙̈́͊͑̀̅̊̏ó̵͇̭͍̻͓̟͓̌̌͂͋́̈̚͠ͅu̷̱̞̼̭̮̺͓͉̦͙͇̔̇̔͌̽̇̑́̚r̷̨̡̼͇̖͚̮̺͛̕ ̴͖̝̱͝m̴̝͇̅͋͊̇̄̑̓͋̍̉͗̕͘̚̚o̶̖̩͓͇̗͉̼̎̍̃r̵̛̻͖̮͓̯̤̜̫͎̭̘̦̠̥͛͂̆̒́̒̃͛̎̕ẗ̵͓́̎̀̆̋̐̓̃à̴̢̨̛̘̫̳̼͔͔̊̑̃̐̐ͅl̴̜̟̮̩̱̠̘̠̫̦͎̻̼̀̎͑͂̑͋̑ ̶̲̜̙͂v̴̧̜̠͓͈̗͓̩̗̥̥͈̙̜͋̏͊ḛ̷͖̤̼͈͍͕̥̻̖̃s̵̝̮̥͙̲̖͈̠̳̣̥̠̬̙̽̔͘͘͜s̵̗̘̈́͝e̷̡̧̬̮̫͈̘͕̯̋́̑̎̀͂̃̀͘͜͝ḽ̴͈̫̻͙̟̔̉̑͛ ̵̦̘͕͍̤͓͕̱͌́̽̐̑̅̀̔́̚͜͜͠͝a̴̢͖̲̩̹̘̹̹̠͓̱̫̲͆̋̒̎̓͜l̷̛͕̹̮̠͍͇̅̒̐̋̊̆̉̒̈́͊͘͠ḯ̵̧̨̮͇̬̩̤͙͔̻̳̣̱͒̀͋̇͝v̵̢̛̛̞̹̫̗͕̹̗͈̒͐̀̋̀̈́̈́̀͗̇̕͠ȩ̵̥̙̜̖̠̣̯̱̞͓͓̇̒́͆͐̚̕̕̚͠͠ͅ.̸̹̣̼͕͙̥͈̞̅́̀̃͘͝ ̶̧̍̀̏̆Ȋ̶̧̦̤̯̙̩̲̔͒̅̑͝'̷̡̜̘̞̗͕̉̑̽̅́̀̅̈́͘ḻ̸̢̠̘͎̦̟͓̜̅̆̈̈́̌̿̃͗̽̉͝l̸̨̧̜͓̰͚̮̠͉͉̼̭̓̄̈̐̋̈́́̔̈̎̾̉͊̊̚ ̴̮̰̯͙̹̐̌ḑ̴̢̢͎͈̲͎̠̜̯͎̻̣̐̀͋̋̏̅͑͠ͅa̶͈̒͌̀̀̑ͅͅn̶̡̘̪̫̗̪̟͇͈͈͔̞̘̭̣̈c̸͇͔̠̈́̏̽̋e̵͎͇̫̠̮͙͌͒̇̃̽̀͑̈́̈́̄̈́̈́͗͗͜͝ ̸̙͚̖̞̭͉̐͛̏̃́͜͠͝i̸̛̤̩̯̟̼͉͍̣̭͔̔͐̄́̏̏͒̾̍͗̄̈́̓̃ň̶̤̗̖͉̼̗̘͍̩̤̦́̀͛̈́͘̚͝ ̴̮̀̈́̍̉̎̾̈́͑͘͠͝ẗ̶̡̛̞̬̮͉̜̳͋̆̊̔͘͠h̵̺̝̭̥̜̝͖͕̰̜̥̞̓̄̈́̌͆̉͛̈́͝ê̸͍͚͍̤͍̣͈̥̲̗̙̖̿ͅ ̷̨͓͍͎̠̤̤͚̬̼̓̐̇͋͋̒͝ͅͅa̸̧̼͙̗̣̒̈͒ͅs̴̘̤̺͎̻͇̹̣͆̐͛̌́̾̒͑͆̍h̷̹̰̠̩̩̹͖̘̗͖̻̙͛̔̓͊̽̂̀͆͜ͅḛ̸̡͕͇̣͙͓̲͈̥̖̱̌̏̊̈́̍̇̽͝s̸̨̨̥̪̼̉̔͒̈́̎.̷̻̓ ̴̢̧̹̟̝͉͋ ̴̛͔͉̲̤͍͔̰͉̹͚̭͒͊̓̒̅̀̀̊͘͝
mmmmmmmmmmmm so delicous. I love immortal beings. You'll taste really good.
k i WILL leave soon, but wut-
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I stepped on a lego.... S A D
PAIN
and I have more work to do... I WANNA BE CARE FREE and eat Pizza Hut 😑
school shall be illegal
Legos yum
why!!!
how do you consume un edible stuff
first i blend it, then i pressure cook it, then eat
that’s illegal!!
wait... do you eat human flesh..
...I do...
I MEAN- no, I'm definitely not three wolverines in a fleshsuit planning world domination...
well i do the illegal food eating
lmao
why would my food source be illegal? You think I go to school to learn? Nah man I go there for the juicy food. mmmm school. Delicous.
lol
I just want to put it all in my mouth. It's so yummy. Very good. You should try it sometime. I especially enjoy the children screaming "AHHHHHH HELP THERE'S A MAD WOMAN TRYING TO EAT ME" yeah. I start with the kids and staff first. Then I move to the rest of the school. It's honestly sooooo gooood
Please tell me your not eating kids without washing them off in the sink first. Those things are germ factories.
ofc I wash them first. I'm not some kind of monster.
That’s not something that alpha would say- I love listening to the sounds of screaming children..
Help me seance!
you ever tried eating kids? It's a workout but it tastes good. But the furniture at school is better. And don't forget to wash it first. We're not monsters here. Then you get the doors. After that the walls then eat the floors and ceilings. It's the most tasty part. mmmmmmmm soo good.
oh my god! That is disgusting, wash them before you eat them jeez
not u too gracely!!!
well duh! We may be evil but we're not unhygenic...
ofc I wash them. What am I a monster?
I was gone and i dont know who half the people are here anymore
hello i am wiggle worm
hmm well I was
pawzyNow I’m duchi
ok
i was thatsdead