Momjustu Rule #2 MAKE SURE TO SCARE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOUR CHILDREN EVERY DAY 24/5 25/8 TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY ARE THINKING OF REBUILDING INSANE ASYLUMS
sure. And I feel like it has to do with Mario just bc of that last part ;-; Anyway. You're gonna have to teach me about this stuff bc OH BUDDY BOY do I know very little about d and d. All I know is I need it in my life or I will have an existential crisis. Don't worry I do know stuff I'm just stoopid.
So I am CONSTANTLY teaching people how to play, don't even worry about it. It's not actually about Mario, the reference was just pertinent to the story and thus I wanted to do it. I would need more players, but I can get those QUITE easily if no one else here is interested
I'm going to start with YOUR LOCAL OVERLORD who doesn't want to admit that I'm your mother! :D oki doki so Overlord said something about pits of hell? Pits of hell in not a good enough word sweetie... *clears throat*
HONEY I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A DESERT! THIS BURNING SCORCHING KIND OF FEELING STARTED AND THEN i STARTED TO BURN UP SO I TOLD THOSE SHITTY DOCTORS TO GET ME SOME ICE..DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE JACKASSES TOLD ME!?! THEY SAID "Ma'am we don't have any ice in this building" CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT NO ICE AT ALL!?! NONE!?! ZERO!?! SO THEN I STARTED YELLING THAT ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOING TO GIVE Y'ALL A REVIEW AND YOU ARE GOING TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS SO THE DOCTORS STARTED LAUGHING AT ME I WAS WAY TO PISSED BECAUSE OF THE DOCTORS AND THE PAIN FROM THE BURNING SO I TOOK THE CORD STUFF (idk what its called .-.) AND I TORE THE NEEDLES FROM MY ARM AND I STARTED TO ATTACK THOSE JACKASSES WHICH IS HOW I CAME UP WITH MOMJUTSU RULE #135 IF SOMEONE PISSES YOU OF THE THE EXTENT THAT YOU WANT TO THROW A 1,000 BRICKS ON THEM AND THEN STOMP AND SPIT ON THEIR GRAVE AND LAUGH AT THEIR FUNERAL TO PISS OFF THEIR SAD FAMILY...*clears throat* THEN UNLEASH YOUR FURY...TURNS OUT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TOO MUCH FURY SO THE DOCTORS ONLY WOKE UP FROM A COMA 3 MONTHS LATER ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT THAT "one review" ACTUALLY DID END UP BRING THEIR BUSINESS DOWN...YOU KNOW 3 OF THE DOCTORS ARE STILL TRYING TO FIND A JOB TO THIS DAY...:D
:D almost all of y'all put me through severe pain when I was giving birth to you so I just wanted to let you know how you were born :D Would you like me to teach you Momjutsu Rules?
Duchi...Mah Child...TELL ME THE NAME OF THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO BROKE YOUR HEART....I WILL KILL WHOEVER DID IT...MOMJUTSU RULE #786 KILL ANY JACKASS WHO EVEN HAS THE THOUGHT OF BREAKING YOUR CHILD'S HEART :D
ye I'm a ghost I'm probably likely to die first .-. you guys can choose which baby crewmate you want to be (idk what they really call them I don't even play among us 'cause I'm uncultured .-.)
Nickname: The Evil White (given to her by angry citizens from a nearby town)
Species: Half Corrupted Fox
Age: 16
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Ace/Aro (same as Rouge. Still can work but you got things to do for dat to happen)
Personality: Calm and collected also kinda sad but she also speaks very monotone.
Quote: "Why are you here?"
Theme Song: Wolf in Sheep's Clothing -Set it Off
same thing as Rouge except without the corruption turning on and killing people part. That would be replaced with: She is the mastermind behind the hunt every time someone enters the forest. (The hunt as in when Rouge kills people)
Patrick- ok sorry for real his (yes HIS) name is Ash
Nickname: Dark Night Demon and Ashes
Species: winged demon elf
Age: 12
Personality: fun but don't make him angry. Oh and he crossdresses sometimes.
Pronouns: He/Him
Gender: male
Sexuality: Pan
Likes: black and writing letters
Dislikes: Mirrors
Quote: "yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Theme Song: Best Day of My Life
Ash is often seen writing letters to someone but it is unknown who. He often sleepwalks and hurts a lot of people during this.
Amilea
Nickname: Dead Star
Age: 15
Species: White Star Wolf
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: female
Sexuality: les
Personality: In one word. depressed. But in more than one word. Crazy Depressed.
Likes: Night, Pitch black and movies
Dislikes: pain and injury
Quote: "I just want to die already but I don't know how to make a noose... maybe I'll just kill someone to make me feel better."
Theme Song: Twisted
~/ uh she was abused and idk what else to put/~
Name: Rouge
Nickname: The Evil Red (given to them by angry citizens from a nearby town)
Species: corrupted Fox
Age: 13
Pronouns: They/Them
Gender: non-binary
Sexuality: Ace/Aro (buuuuuut there is a possibility that a relationship can work out there are just things you have to do for that to happen)
Personality: silent and kind of shut out from the people.
Likes: peace, coffee and annalytical thinking. (I can't spell. Most of my stuff is auto correct ok ;-;)
Dislikes: loud noises, people and moving around.
Quote: "leave me alone please"
Theme Song: Say You Won't Let Go -James Arthur (except the person the song is about left in the end :>)
Rouge lives in a cursed forest that no one can enter then come back from. The sit my the lake a lot and sing to themselves. When people try to investigate the forest, Rouge's corruption turns on and they die never to return.
;ADY RUNNING DOWN TO THE RIPTIDE TAKEN AWAY TO THE DARK SIDE I WANNA BE YOUR LEFT HAND ,MAN I LOVE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SINGING THAT SONG AND I GOT A LUMP IN MY THROAT CAUSE YOU;RE GONNA SING THE WORDS WRONG!
Alpha...my beloved..your birth made me feel like a wolf...not just because I was howling because I felt like a wolf I really felt the wolf inside of me just burst out like how you did in five minutes (I told y'all that your births were hella fast) anyways after the birth the doctors thought that I was a psycho 'cause I was howling the whole time so they wanted to put me down but then I showed them all of the F's that I got in high school to show them how dumb I was then I showed them all of the A's anyways long story short they decided to not put me down and I was allowed to leave :D
Painful? HAH! Painful isn't a good enough word to describe your birth! Oh my dear beloved Alpha, your birth was the most tormenting, agonizing, birth for a mother to have. I shoud've known that I would forget to mention the fact that another BIG reason why I was howling was because of the excruciating pain that I felt while giving birth to you. I always forget that park whenever I tell your story to people .-.
Before I go on to the other births let me tell you how amazingi your father was......
YOUR FATHER WAS AN ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT HE HAD THE NERVE AND THE AUDACITY TO CHEAT ON ME WITH KAREN!?! CAN YOU BELIVE HIM I MEAN..HER NAME IS KAREN?! THE ONLY THING I REGRET IS NOT REALIZING IT SOONER! 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT!?! THE SECOND I TOLD THAT DUMBASS THAT I KNOW THAT HE WAS CHEATING ON ME HE JUST UP AND LEFT! THIS IS 1 OF THE REASONS WHY I TAKE YOU GUYS WITH ME WHEREVER I GO 'CAUSE IF WE EVER MEET THAT JACKASS I'M GOING TO TEACH YOUR MOMJUTSU 101 :D
Gracely the Friendly Idiot...Your birth was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Comfortable You wanna know why? I didn't feel a thing. You know what else happened? I fell asleep while giving birth to you :D In I fell asleep within fifteen minutes of giving birth to you so instead of saying I had a good two hour nap lets go with I had a good 1 hour 45 minutes nap .-. you popped out 30 minutes in though .-. also another thing the doctors thought that I was dead and they went to my husband who was waiting and told him that hehe he was so mad at me when I came back home .-.
ok what you need is a bowl vanilla wafers and milk so basically just pour vanilla wafers in then pour milk in or the other way around .-. ik some of y'all do it 0-0
anyways then if you like it soggy like me then mix it around until it gets soggy (which should take like five minutes) anyways ye :D
its my recipe :D o wait nvm I just googled vanilla wafers in milk guess its not my original recipe .-. but hey! atleast I'm not alone in the vanilla wafer cult
Mah Children...we need to talk...from the second you all popped out out my stomach as fast as when a sea horse gives birth...I knew that you were all special so lets talk about how painful it was...Duchi! Your birth was so painful..that I thought they were going to have to cut my stomach open just to pull you out but luckily they didn't have to do that 'cause in 15 minutes you popped out so fast the other stories will be out soon but rn I wanna give you guys a snack that I like .-.
I can't listen to owl city anymore because my brother tortures me by making me listen to his songs (he has the worst taste in music) and it always makes me grumpy and firefly was one of the songs that he would force me to listen to so now I'm traumatized don't be offended though .-. I like the song
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guess who this character is!
Species : Bunny
Status in World : Princess
Age : 9
Sexuality : Lesbain
Quote From her : " I ran From home.. I don 't want to call myself a Princess nor have a Crown I want to live a Normal Life. With people I love.. "
Personality :Timid/Shy , Quiet , Lonely/Loner , Sensitive , Alone in a Cruel World , Doesn 't get bullied nor ever seen Much on the Streets
Location : Meadow Falls (Random place I made up ._.)
RP style : |💫|..`I PUT LE TEXT IN HERE . |💫|..`
ANYONE WANNA RP I 'M KINDA GOOD AT IT NGL ALSO ANYONE UP- lol
im up and shes adorable as hell
Omg thx ;))
Hey can I have a link to the picrew you used? It's really cute! Nvmd I found it
YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE LOL
hell yea i am!
GREATTTTTT!!!!!!! Not now tho I has school
oh alr could you send me the game link?
Once again I am a lone wolf ;-;
aight. I'mma do the sleep thing.
k bye.
who is awake!
meeeeeee
cool.
night!
Asgore: I killed six kids
Toriel: .
Asgore: the guilt is killing me
This is my good night to you all
Sleep well strange humans
ok
An insect pinched my lips. It's really annoying to have a mosquito bite on your lips.
A mosquito kissed you?!
pretty much.
Smack it! It did not have your consent! ùvú
IKR I'M CURRENTLY TRYING TO FIND IT AND MURDER IT
I FULLY SUPPORT YOU ACTIONS!
yeah sad
lol
YES
Name: Leilani (lily-lawn-ee) (just thought it was a pretty name i dont know the meaning)
Speices: a demon with white angel wings? How is that possible? 😱
Personality: "she's calm, wholesome, sweet, patient, basically the 'perfect' nurse for an orphanage. If only she weren't a demon." -random nurse
Age: 19
Style: The orphanage is ☆traditional☆ so they all have to wear a dress of some kind. Except the kids, the kids are fine.
Sexuality: straight
Blood type: B positive (im trying but you're bleeding to much . . Lol)
♡if you Akiko to vent or obey someone you have to get this lady♡
Name: Narumi (means growing beauty)
Speices: not told for story plot ❤🔪
Personalitly: bold, loving, energetic, speaks her mind, good intentions
Age: 34 (rip 🙏)
Blood type: you don't need this she be long ded
Style: traditional Japanese but more modern I guess(search it up )
Sexuallity: pan-sexual
•⊙¤Akiko's mom¤⊙•
Name: Tadao (means loyal man)
Speices: obviously a cat
Personality: ignorant yet caring, brutally honest, slightly shy, hesitant
Age: 35 (also rip 🙏)
Bloodtype: ded man
Style: he will wear anything and be happy
Sexuallity: straight
▪︎Akiko's dad▪︎
What!? You're telling me you made it to the end!?
Wow! Congrats! As a reward you get pictures of Akiko!
Thats the end
Uhm you can leave now
Are you wanting more pictures?
To bad you ain't getting anymore
Anyways isn't it boring scrolling like that
I mean this could go on forever
So. . .
. . .
Are you still scrolling?
Wow you really think something is gonna happen dont you?
Well you're not wrong.
I mean something really is happening
Like right now
You're so close
The suspense is killing me
Yew have been distracted
Yuhsss
Now submit to your distracting lord
That does not count lady duchi
for my distractingnesseses
Is far more superior than your . . . 👌
good job mate. As a reward you get to guess who's that pokemon. Go ahead open the link love.
ITS PIKACHU!
FAAAA-
I- did you check the vid and see what pokemon it was?
yea i got Rick rolled 😎✌
NICE
I say love a lot. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Strange.
k lol
I have school tmrw and I'm still awake... wtf.
Bruh Idk what time it is where you are but it's only like 10 where I am
uhh.... 4 am?
...ew.
I'm ded tmrw.
ehhhh...online learning doesn't require all your braincells anyway. I kinda just...BS my way through school right now...
MAH CHILD GO TO SLEEP I ALSO HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW AND ITS 9:56 PM
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH *COUGH COUGH* ok two letters for you. N O-
...I do >:(
B I G S A D
U HAVE THE POWER OF THE GODS!
DON'T F*CK WITH DUCHI! THEY HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON THEIR SIDE!
I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE XD
lanna has school? If lanna has no school then still. The power of the gods.
Now you can ask questions
an opposite question
lmao
Whats wrong with his eyes? Did he not have any sleep at all?
DON'T HUG ME IM SCARED
lol
Anyone wanna rp with me?
Here is Vyran! Made with picrew, y'all can draw him if ya want to I'd love to see ya drawing of him if ya draw him.
oof I say "ya" to much- x0
I'M ON IT
K, post it when ya done drawing him bc I wanna see him, I bet he is gonna look aborable when your done!
Momjustu Rule #2 MAKE SURE TO SCARE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOUR CHILDREN EVERY DAY 24/5 25/8 TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY ARE THINKING OF REBUILDING INSANE ASYLUMS
STAWP NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLUS I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW
Momjutsu Rule #1 BE THE GREATMEST MOTHERFUCKING MOM IS THE UNIVERSE
Hey guys, question for ya: Any of y'all play/want to play dnd???(Dungeons & Dragons)
YES
...Would you like to play in a campaign I'm starting? It's called *insert toad voice here* Your Princess is in Another Castle!
sure. And I feel like it has to do with Mario just bc of that last part ;-; Anyway. You're gonna have to teach me about this stuff bc OH BUDDY BOY do I know very little about d and d. All I know is I need it in my life or I will have an existential crisis. Don't worry I do know stuff I'm just stoopid.
So I am CONSTANTLY teaching people how to play, don't even worry about it. It's not actually about Mario, the reference was just pertinent to the story and thus I wanted to do it. I would need more players, but I can get those QUITE easily if no one else here is interested
Idk but i feel like it's just me ;-;
they're so cute!!!!1
:D
Can I eat drawing pls ;(
Adorable! I've actually never made a fursona but I kinda want too...
I like her she's cool
She is cute.
np!
I'm going to start with YOUR LOCAL OVERLORD who doesn't want to admit that I'm your mother! :D oki doki so Overlord said something about pits of hell? Pits of hell in not a good enough word sweetie... *clears throat*
HONEY I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A DESERT! THIS BURNING SCORCHING KIND OF FEELING STARTED AND THEN i STARTED TO BURN UP SO I TOLD THOSE SHITTY DOCTORS TO GET ME SOME ICE..DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE JACKASSES TOLD ME!?! THEY SAID "Ma'am we don't have any ice in this building" CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT NO ICE AT ALL!?! NONE!?! ZERO!?! SO THEN I STARTED YELLING THAT ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOING TO GIVE Y'ALL A REVIEW AND YOU ARE GOING TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS SO THE DOCTORS STARTED LAUGHING AT ME I WAS WAY TO PISSED BECAUSE OF THE DOCTORS AND THE PAIN FROM THE BURNING SO I TOOK THE CORD STUFF (idk what its called .-.) AND I TORE THE NEEDLES FROM MY ARM AND I STARTED TO ATTACK THOSE JACKASSES WHICH IS HOW I CAME UP WITH MOMJUTSU RULE #135 IF SOMEONE PISSES YOU OF THE THE EXTENT THAT YOU WANT TO THROW A 1,000 BRICKS ON THEM AND THEN STOMP AND SPIT ON THEIR GRAVE AND LAUGH AT THEIR FUNERAL TO PISS OFF THEIR SAD FAMILY...*clears throat* THEN UNLEASH YOUR FURY...TURNS OUT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TOO MUCH FURY SO THE DOCTORS ONLY WOKE UP FROM A COMA 3 MONTHS LATER ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT THAT "one review" ACTUALLY DID END UP BRING THEIR BUSINESS DOWN...YOU KNOW 3 OF THE DOCTORS ARE STILL TRYING TO FIND A JOB TO THIS DAY...:D
...I'm scared
:D almost all of y'all put me through severe pain when I was giving birth to you so I just wanted to let you know how you were born :D Would you like me to teach you Momjutsu Rules?
Duchi...Mah Child...TELL ME THE NAME OF THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO BROKE YOUR HEART....I WILL KILL WHOEVER DID IT...MOMJUTSU RULE #786 KILL ANY JACKASS WHO EVEN HAS THE THOUGHT OF BREAKING YOUR CHILD'S HEART :D
I can feel da pain, I have had someone decline my confession, someone I rlly liked (╥﹏╥)
Hell yeah!
Flip doctors!
Literaly!
CaLm DoWn AnD hAvE sOmE tEa-
Idrownkidsinoil...did I do you story about how I gave birth to you?
I do not think so mother.
she's cute
the black one. I should also be holding a knife. Stabbity Stab Stab.
XD okay
And for the record, I wasn't birthed I just sprang out from the pits of hell;)
yeah, my pits of hell
...Wow I missed A LOT in this chat...
Indigo
Nickname: The Evil White (given to her by angry citizens from a nearby town)
Species: Half Corrupted Fox
Age: 16
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Ace/Aro (same as Rouge. Still can work but you got things to do for dat to happen)
Personality: Calm and collected also kinda sad but she also speaks very monotone.
Quote: "Why are you here?"
Theme Song: Wolf in Sheep's Clothing -Set it Off
same thing as Rouge except without the corruption turning on and killing people part. That would be replaced with: She is the mastermind behind the hunt every time someone enters the forest. (The hunt as in when Rouge kills people)
Patrick- ok sorry for real his (yes HIS) name is Ash
Nickname: Dark Night Demon and Ashes
Species: winged demon elf
Age: 12
Personality: fun but don't make him angry. Oh and he crossdresses sometimes.
Pronouns: He/Him
Gender: male
Sexuality: Pan
Likes: black and writing letters
Dislikes: Mirrors
Quote: "yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Theme Song: Best Day of My Life
Ash is often seen writing letters to someone but it is unknown who. He often sleepwalks and hurts a lot of people during this.
Amilea
Nickname: Dead Star
Age: 15
Species: White Star Wolf
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: female
Sexuality: les
Personality: In one word. depressed. But in more than one word. Crazy Depressed.
Likes: Night, Pitch black and movies
Dislikes: pain and injury
Quote: "I just want to die already but I don't know how to make a noose... maybe I'll just kill someone to make me feel better."
Theme Song: Twisted
~/ uh she was abused and idk what else to put/~
Name: Rouge
Nickname: The Evil Red (given to them by angry citizens from a nearby town)
Species: corrupted Fox
Age: 13
Pronouns: They/Them
Gender: non-binary
Sexuality: Ace/Aro (buuuuuut there is a possibility that a relationship can work out there are just things you have to do for that to happen)
Personality: silent and kind of shut out from the people.
Likes: peace, coffee and annalytical thinking. (I can't spell. Most of my stuff is auto correct ok ;-;)
Dislikes: loud noises, people and moving around.
Quote: "leave me alone please"
Theme Song: Say You Won't Let Go -James Arthur (except the person the song is about left in the end :>)
Rouge lives in a cursed forest that no one can enter then come back from. The sit my the lake a lot and sing to themselves. When people try to investigate the forest, Rouge's corruption turns on and they die never to return.
I would give backstory but I'm lazy
I requirw the link
https://picrew.me/image_maker/6453 here u go.
Thankies
np
;ADY RUNNING DOWN TO THE RIPTIDE TAKEN AWAY TO THE DARK SIDE I WANNA BE YOUR LEFT HAND ,MAN I LOVE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SINGING THAT SONG AND I GOT A LUMP IN MY THROAT CAUSE YOU;RE GONNA SING THE WORDS WRONG!
YEAHHHH lol
Alpha...my beloved..your birth made me feel like a wolf...not just because I was howling because I felt like a wolf I really felt the wolf inside of me just burst out like how you did in five minutes (I told y'all that your births were hella fast) anyways after the birth the doctors thought that I was a psycho 'cause I was howling the whole time so they wanted to put me down but then I showed them all of the F's that I got in high school to show them how dumb I was then I showed them all of the A's anyways long story short they decided to not put me down and I was allowed to leave :D
wow. How painful was it giving birth to an arctic wolf?
OMG YOU WATCHED IT! YES! Also yeah. My spirit animal is an arctic wolf thus I am an arctic wolf.
neat.
My spirit animal probably a kitsune
Now I know that I need to watch wolfwalkers .-. 'cause I don't get it .-.
YES! MORE PEOPLE TO JOIN MY CUL- I MEAN MY FANDOM!
Painful? HAH! Painful isn't a good enough word to describe your birth! Oh my dear beloved Alpha, your birth was the most tormenting, agonizing, birth for a mother to have. I shoud've known that I would forget to mention the fact that another BIG reason why I was howling was because of the excruciating pain that I felt while giving birth to you. I always forget that park whenever I tell your story to people .-.
ah yes. Also it's good to know that I wasn't adopted.
:D
ik ;-;
I can't draw anything animal like unless it's a cat. I'm pretty good with cats.
aw man. ;-;
Before I go on to the other births let me tell you how amazingi your father was......
YOUR FATHER WAS AN ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT HE HAD THE NERVE AND THE AUDACITY TO CHEAT ON ME WITH KAREN!?! CAN YOU BELIVE HIM I MEAN..HER NAME IS KAREN?! THE ONLY THING I REGRET IS NOT REALIZING IT SOONER! 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT!?! THE SECOND I TOLD THAT DUMBASS THAT I KNOW THAT HE WAS CHEATING ON ME HE JUST UP AND LEFT! THIS IS 1 OF THE REASONS WHY I TAKE YOU GUYS WITH ME WHEREVER I GO 'CAUSE IF WE EVER MEET THAT JACKASS I'M GOING TO TEACH YOUR MOMJUTSU 101 :D
If we meet him I will drop kick him.
:D mah child I'm so proud of you!
yesh.
You more likely have to stab him in da back 10 times after ya drop kick him.
make
Him s u f f e r. I n. P a i n. A l so. R e g r e t. C h e a t I n g. O n. H e r.
yes
:D
:')
Gracely the Friendly Idiot...Your birth was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Comfortable You wanna know why? I didn't feel a thing. You know what else happened? I fell asleep while giving birth to you :D In I fell asleep within fifteen minutes of giving birth to you so instead of saying I had a good two hour nap lets go with I had a good 1 hour 45 minutes nap .-. you popped out 30 minutes in though .-. also another thing the doctors thought that I was dead and they went to my husband who was waiting and told him that hehe he was so mad at me when I came back home .-.
.-.
:D hehe your next!
I am? I bet I was the worst haha.
ok what you need is a bowl vanilla wafers and milk so basically just pour vanilla wafers in then pour milk in or the other way around .-. ik some of y'all do it 0-0
anyways then if you like it soggy like me then mix it around until it gets soggy (which should take like five minutes) anyways ye :D
STOP
Now, now Mah Children, don't fight it makes you age faster...
what.
its my recipe :D o wait nvm I just googled vanilla wafers in milk guess its not my original recipe .-. but hey! atleast I'm not alone in the vanilla wafer cult
ok.
Mah Children...we need to talk...from the second you all popped out out my stomach as fast as when a sea horse gives birth...I knew that you were all special so lets talk about how painful it was...Duchi! Your birth was so painful..that I thought they were going to have to cut my stomach open just to pull you out but luckily they didn't have to do that 'cause in 15 minutes you popped out so fast the other stories will be out soon but rn I wanna give you guys a snack that I like .-.
.-. -oop
owl city
I can't listen to owl city anymore because my brother tortures me by making me listen to his songs (he has the worst taste in music) and it always makes me grumpy and firefly was one of the songs that he would force me to listen to so now I'm traumatized don't be offended though .-. I like the song
cool