no but what is the average 16 yr old girl? What do you think the average 16 yr old girl is like I don't understand if people say "average *insert type of person*" it's usually followed by what that person thinks of that type of person
I just found out my mom SOLD MY STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE AND LEMON MERINGUE DOLLS
These:
NOOOOOOO WHY WOULD SHE SELL THEMMMM
AND NOW I CANT FIND THEM ANYWHERE I CANT BUY NEW ONES CAUSE THSE THINGS ARE FRICKIN OLDDDD THEYRE OUT OF STOCK NO ONE IS SELLING THESE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭
Who need s a brain when you can just sell it for money. Because with me, being a mother of a lot of kids, you need a lot of money. So, yeah this was kinda random
My dad told me to take smthn for my nausea before anything else then eat something when the medicine took effect.
I went around my kitchen to look for something and I didn't find anything. Nons of the food looked appealing. So now I'm just muching on cereal and chilling. I couldn't find anything else to eat so cereal will have to do. just cereal. No milk.
I asked my mom just now, she gave me this random medicine and said it helps with migranes and I look at it and it was just some anti-inflammatory stuff.
*visible confusion*
I guess there's only one way to find out!
Ugh... nauseous, nauseous, ewwww... I feel sick at just the thought of eating literally anything rn. But what choice do I have, my dad won't be awake for a while... ugh I feel horribleeeeee-
I don't even have milk to take this shi with, you're supposed to take it with milk and the journey from up here to downstairs and back up again is not worth it, I'd rather suffer thanks. Just the slightest change in anything and my brain feels like it did 10 backflips followed by a front flip and a twirl. So imagine walking up and down stairs like that... no thanks.
"Lloyd?"
"That's right, it's me, your son! And it's Lloyd, dad!"
"No. L-l-o-y-d. I named you."
"You ruined my life!"
"How could I ruin your life, I wasn't even there!"
Ugh, so I went to sleep in hopes I wouldn't feel so terrible when I woke up...
GUESS WHOS BACK AND FEELS EVEN WORSE AHAHAHAHAHAA
yeah uhm, emy vision is lagging behind me cause my brain is having difficulty processing it. It feels like the slightest shift it gravity is a whole ass flip for my brain. I have horrible headache. Still nauseous. Also dizzy. Also I feel like a rotisserie chicken in the oven- it's literally so hot in here, I'm dying. Either that or my brain is just being weird and it isn't actually hot at all.
Honestly this is like being drunk or drugged- probably. I mean I'm guessing this is what it feels like.
The only drugs I took are doctor prescribed ones and also caffeine, but I didn't drink any more than my usual amount and honestly caffeine barely effects me at this point. So it can't be either of those. And last I checked I was 14 and I don't drink.
So in conclusion my brain is just collapsing in on itself like a star and I'm about to explode into a black hole.
Bruv I can barely see the letters on my screen cause they're kinda blurry and my vision is still laggy-
My dad is asleep since it's super late rn but my sister was awake and I told her to tell my dad to answer my msgs cause I'm like dyingggg. He wakes up early, being a doctor and all, so that's lucky for me I guess.
I was on my way to pirate some nice shows when I stumbled upon the new monster high show...
the third episode was what ultimately broke me and I closed the tab. 8 minutes and 10 seconds into the 3rd episode, I had enough. I'm surprised I even made it there and didn't bail out earlier cause I really wanted to multiple times.
The game is really cute, and I love it. All the options are cute and there is sooooo many. the game is cute to play, and I only have one complaint, the game says you can save them, but it does not work still good game I recommend you play. Also follow me I react to games on here and rate them also give info about the game.
Ok so me and my friend went to the gym, and we found a punching bag there, a highly unstable one by the way, and a big ol' pair of boxing gloves. I wanted to try it, cause I knew a little bit about boxing, not enough to actually yk... box, but I could punch a punching bag. I put on the gloves and my first hit sent bestie to the floor. Not impressed, it was already an unstable punching bag to begin with, my friend stood behind it and I tried again.
And I punched a few times.
Her conclusion was "I guess who ever you were punching is dead"
I wa sin the kitchen and my mom was literally just loading up the dishwasher next to me, perfectly normal. But when I heard the dishes just clanking around as she moved them to make space for more dishes, I swear to you, every single atom in my body just... froze. I could not think and all I wanted to do was just cry and have a mental breakdown... OVER SOME FREAKING DISHES
Like, I stood there, absolutely still, ready to curl up into a ball and start screaming. BECAUSE OF THE DISHESSS UGHHHH
LMAO, they just keep coming back every while randomly. Like there'll be a good batch of posts with no negative 1 then all of a sudden, they've returned
Are other events just immediately like this from the get-go. I wasn't expecting this alr, I was expecting a wholesome event where Simeon literally just made me sweets and it was just a fun little quirky event.
can we all agree that ayesha erotica would still have a good career ever now? like fuck u whoever doxxed her, but she’d fr still do amazing in the music industry
but anyways
praying taylor gets too perform for the Super Bowl next year 🙏🙏
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I was smiling at my phone while ago and my mom was in the room with me. She asked who I was flirting with...
I was looking at memes.
I literally just had a meme open.
ur lucky your mom asked
my mom would hover over me and judge me
and my dad would probs take my phone and check every single app
oof-
ack im sorry for dumping that on u hfkjfsj
nah man it's fine. That's tough.
Parents gotta start respecting their kids privacy more. Idk what I'd do if my parents didn't respect mine.
Seriously, dude, if you ever wanna talk I'm here to listen okay.
okayy ill keep that in mind
say you're flirting with patrick bateman
sensational
the average 16-yr-old girl smhh
her name is emily shes so awesome she has a lot of secrets for some odd reason
"Average 16 year old girl"
Wdym??
average 16 year old thats what i mean???
no but what is the average 16 yr old girl? What do you think the average 16 yr old girl is like I don't understand if people say "average *insert type of person*" it's usually followed by what that person thinks of that type of person
Like
"Average discord mod" then it shows some picture
i dont mean average but like
a person who would bully someone i think n,,,,,,, i dont know
Oh
The cgi monkeys in the 1995 Jumanji-
Every other animal was absolutely wonderful for the cgi available at the time, but the monkeys just... they haunt my nightmares
Mom, come pick me up, I'm scared.
IS THAT A GUN ..
also bro needs to brush his teeth 10 times a day
Bro needs to brush his teeth 50 times a day
HAHAHAHGS
trunk monkeys
I just found out my mom SOLD MY STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE AND LEMON MERINGUE DOLLS
These:
NOOOOOOO WHY WOULD SHE SELL THEMMMM
AND NOW I CANT FIND THEM ANYWHERE I CANT BUY NEW ONES CAUSE THSE THINGS ARE FRICKIN OLDDDD THEYRE OUT OF STOCK NO ONE IS SELLING THESE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭
how unfortunate
She sold everything from our house out in the country since we don't stay there often anymore. She's gonna sell the place itself.
it’s aright night crawler
Change can be hard
I’ve learned that figure that I just moved
Things can get better, you just need to look on the Brightside
yea I know, and it was a logical decision and all... but I still be sad.
I'll get over it eventually tho.
THAT ISNT SMTH TO GET OVER MAN
you would
NOOOO
YEA EXACTLYY
TEARS
NOOOOOO WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT
THATS WHAT I SAIDDDDDDDD
Tsk tsk. So disappointed. I would never commit such vile, atrocious acts as carelessly discarding such precious jewels such as these.
Thank you mother
If sitting around and doing nothing all day was a job, I would be rich af rn
I've decided to buy a Jumanji Board Game Replica.
I split the price between me and my sisters.
I'm paying extra cause I'm the one that most wants it.
After my 3rd sister agrees to pay her share we will order it.
Really hoping she agrees-
if you haven't listened to the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack (all 3 movies) yet, what are you even doing? Go listen to it.
I just sat here for a whole 7 minutes doing nothing BUT listen to Tai Lung Escapes.
I'm at, like, the ass end of my migraine. This was a... not fun experience.
I would not wish a migraine on my worst enemy.
This literally sucks.
You should go beat it up.
I would, but it would be highly illogical to just start punching my own brain. Like, it deserves it and all but I kinda need my brain.
Who need s a brain when you can just sell it for money. Because with me, being a mother of a lot of kids, you need a lot of money. So, yeah this was kinda random
I made father and son fight hehe
Bro me and my cousins used to come up with the darkest shit possible when we would play together.
Like- our characters would end up freaking traumatized by the end and we'd just be like:
:D
As if we didn't just put our characters through every single horrible thing we possibly could.
SAME
Idk what it is but traumatizing characters is so much fun
yea, why make ocs if you can't horribly traumatize them.
FRRR
Aright aright
Some may have forgotten me
I really don’t care but
Hey hello, im lawfully, also know as Allan, but I use alley now. Also I have another person sharing, his name is Theo
I’m normally on vr chat, pretty toxic area if you ask me-
Uhhh
I’m agender, and I’m still questioning shit, better yet I dislike unknown people
I’m an artist too
You’ve returned
Hello, agender sibling 🕵️♀️🕵️♀️
hi sibling
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hi lawful
hey dude
How have you been?
proof i have no life whatsoever
💀
Yo what the heck is that-
thats solitaire ..
IT SAYS IT ON THE TOP ..
Don’t yell at me I’m blind 😒
man I suck at solitaire
Is this pokemon💀
My dad told me to take smthn for my nausea before anything else then eat something when the medicine took effect.
I went around my kitchen to look for something and I didn't find anything. Nons of the food looked appealing. So now I'm just muching on cereal and chilling. I couldn't find anything else to eat so cereal will have to do. just cereal. No milk.
Honestly tastes like shit without milk. Remind me to never buy these again cause without milk they taste like shit.
I remember playing this game a long time ago! I came back to make another girl :)
I asked my mom just now, she gave me this random medicine and said it helps with migranes and I look at it and it was just some anti-inflammatory stuff.
*visible confusion*
I guess there's only one way to find out!
Ugh... nauseous, nauseous, ewwww... I feel sick at just the thought of eating literally anything rn. But what choice do I have, my dad won't be awake for a while... ugh I feel horribleeeeee-
I don't even have milk to take this shi with, you're supposed to take it with milk and the journey from up here to downstairs and back up again is not worth it, I'd rather suffer thanks. Just the slightest change in anything and my brain feels like it did 10 backflips followed by a front flip and a twirl. So imagine walking up and down stairs like that... no thanks.
"Lloyd?"
"That's right, it's me, your son! And it's Lloyd, dad!"
"No. L-l-o-y-d. I named you."
"You ruined my life!"
"How could I ruin your life, I wasn't even there!"
Ugh, so I went to sleep in hopes I wouldn't feel so terrible when I woke up...
GUESS WHOS BACK AND FEELS EVEN WORSE AHAHAHAHAHAA
yeah uhm, emy vision is lagging behind me cause my brain is having difficulty processing it. It feels like the slightest shift it gravity is a whole ass flip for my brain. I have horrible headache. Still nauseous. Also dizzy. Also I feel like a rotisserie chicken in the oven- it's literally so hot in here, I'm dying. Either that or my brain is just being weird and it isn't actually hot at all.
Honestly this is like being drunk or drugged- probably. I mean I'm guessing this is what it feels like.
The only drugs I took are doctor prescribed ones and also caffeine, but I didn't drink any more than my usual amount and honestly caffeine barely effects me at this point. So it can't be either of those. And last I checked I was 14 and I don't drink.
So in conclusion my brain is just collapsing in on itself like a star and I'm about to explode into a black hole.
Bruv I can barely see the letters on my screen cause they're kinda blurry and my vision is still laggy-
Ok so apparently it lines up with migrane symptoms... somehow. Yeah no way, if I have a migrane I lose my bragging privileges, imma ask my dad-
To clarify, my dad is a doctor, so I'm getting a professional opinion rn.
MIGRANES CAN LAST UP TO 3 DAYS UNTREATED WHAT
IM NOT DEALING WITH THIS SH FOR A WHOLE OTHER DAY DAAAAAD ANSWER MEEEEEE :(
I am in excruciating pain 😄
My dad is asleep since it's super late rn but my sister was awake and I told her to tell my dad to answer my msgs cause I'm like dyingggg. He wakes up early, being a doctor and all, so that's lucky for me I guess.
psst hey you
Yes you
I can't laugh out of fear to barf.
This is so mean... I took my medicine for 5 days like prescribed... did I like count the days wrong or smthn...
Ahahahaha I feel nauseous and I have been for the past 2 days please end me! 😊
Idk what it is I just feel so nauseous for no reason-
Ughhhh, at leastbI can still eat and it's just nausea no vomiting.
Istg if the same thing happens one more time... IT HASNT EVEN BEEN A WEEK SINCE LAST TIME GIVE ME A BREAKKK
I was on my way to pirate some nice shows when I stumbled upon the new monster high show...
the third episode was what ultimately broke me and I closed the tab. 8 minutes and 10 seconds into the 3rd episode, I had enough. I'm surprised I even made it there and didn't bail out earlier cause I really wanted to multiple times.
whats her name (she/her, 21)
Do not tempt me...
I will do it... I'm hovering over the button rn...
I SHOULD NOT DO IT... but I want to...
I'm sorry Lucifer... I don't have enough self-control for this game-
I did it, I'm dying over the response LMAOOOO 💀
Help I just downloaded tumblr and idk what tags I should use cause tags are confusingggggg
The game is really cute, and I love it. All the options are cute and there is sooooo many. the game is cute to play, and I only have one complaint, the game says you can save them, but it does not work still good game I recommend you play. Also follow me I react to games on here and rate them also give info about the game.
so glad i took a screenshot cuz i tried to save her but it didnt work and i accidentaly cleared her... :')
she is awesome
thank you sooo much :D
I can't with MCs reply options sometimes........
Ok so me and my friend went to the gym, and we found a punching bag there, a highly unstable one by the way, and a big ol' pair of boxing gloves. I wanted to try it, cause I knew a little bit about boxing, not enough to actually yk... box, but I could punch a punching bag. I put on the gloves and my first hit sent bestie to the floor. Not impressed, it was already an unstable punching bag to begin with, my friend stood behind it and I tried again.
And I punched a few times.
Her conclusion was "I guess who ever you were punching is dead"
And now I'm gonna brag about it, I am stronk.
Tell me I am stronk or I find u, punch u too.
you're stronk :O
Yes! I am fery stronk!
:)
Thank you, kind stranger, for telling me I am stronk.
Ok I think this is a problem.
I wa sin the kitchen and my mom was literally just loading up the dishwasher next to me, perfectly normal. But when I heard the dishes just clanking around as she moved them to make space for more dishes, I swear to you, every single atom in my body just... froze. I could not think and all I wanted to do was just cry and have a mental breakdown... OVER SOME FREAKING DISHES
Like, I stood there, absolutely still, ready to curl up into a ball and start screaming. BECAUSE OF THE DISHESSS UGHHHH
My AP watching me do another clear x5 even though I know dam well I probably shouldn't:
My sister does this thing where she leaves just enough toilet paper on the roll so she doesn't have to be the one to switch it with a full roll.
Today, tired of her shi, I just left the empty roll there. It's not enough.
What medieval torture method is best suited as punishment for this?
Dude the (-1) person is on a mission
LMAO, they just keep coming back every while randomly. Like there'll be a good batch of posts with no negative 1 then all of a sudden, they've returned
FRRR
I find this so funny
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I am not okay. I already knew of it before but I just never listened to it until now...
I AM NOT OKAYYYY
We're literally mammon's biggest fans
omg no no but the "I'm just crazy for you"
LIKE EXCUSE ME SIR
I will never emotionally, mentally, physically, spiritually etc. recover from this.
SAME LIKE WOAH
DIDN'T EXPECT ALL OF THAT
RIGHT LIKE-
WHERE IN THE DEVILDOM DID ALL THIS COME FROM
AND WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT EXACTLY THE LYRICS ARE SAYING-
*the woman was too stunned to speak*
LMAO my intimacy level with everyone else being like 5-8 or so, meanwhile Mammon with 11.
yeah ik those literally don't matter at all but still
I'm not doing the White Day event for Simeon, I'm only doing this for the prizes.
Then fricking frick frack, LESSON 2-C I THINK IT IS AND THEY PULL FRICKING THIS
I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY WATER
TOO SOON BRO THIS IS LIKE THE START OF THE EVENT 😭
If I actually tried the second one I would make a complete fool of myself.
Are other events just immediately like this from the get-go. I wasn't expecting this alr, I was expecting a wholesome event where Simeon literally just made me sweets and it was just a fun little quirky event.
ack hihii
So I have 2 pfp I can use but idk which one to pick but also the non realistic one didn’t have short straight hair so I picked the best thing to it
yo
Hey
do you remember who I am?
yeah, what’s up?
swaggy
I’m doing alright, what about you?
Whenever I pass away
I wanna be a dog in my next life bro
A golden retriever dog to be exact 😋
I wanna be a cactus. or a cat.
I love cats
Cats are so cute 😞
they rlly are
Man wth is this?
I was so excited to hear Mammon's type and he gives me this shi
Fine, ig they have to keep it vague and stuff that makes sense but I'm not happy abt it.
can we all agree that ayesha erotica would still have a good career ever now? like fuck u whoever doxxed her, but she’d fr still do amazing in the music industry
but anyways
praying taylor gets too perform for the Super Bowl next year 🙏🙏
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