so at school it was like the end of the day and honestly I was having a horrible day and I just wanted to go home and pass out on my bed and wake up 10 years later. On my way downstairs to leave, there's other people going down with me cause they wanna go home too obviously. Suddenly this girl taps me on my shoulder and I turn and she's just like "you look cute" then walks off before I say anything. I stood there for a hot minute to process it like...
People of Canada, please tell me sugar made with sugar cane is the main source of sugar there cause if not I'm jumping ship and finding another place to go to college
Omg... this is the meanest thing ever. As soon as I get more in game money, THE SECOND I DO, I am going back to make all the choices I wanted to make. Also you can get in game money without paying real money as my very smart brain discovered.
OK EXCUSE ME DID YHIS MAN JUST PULL THE SHITTIEST MOVE IN EXISTENCE
I can't even talk abt this rn, I CANT EVEN talk abt this rn.
Babes, babes, you can't keep pulling this shit. You can't do that YOU JUST CANT DO THAT.
No, like... idek how to describe what happened. It's like... if you help someone do some really hard work and hey promise you a cake when you're done helping but then they ditch you and not only do you get no cake you also have to do all the work by your goddamn self. Like that but not quite and also highly emotionally damaging if it had been real life not a dating sim, not to say that missing out on cake isn't bad either, I think I'd be pretty emotionally distressed to not get any cake after having been promised one. Portal flashbacks.
Like actually in the game I am dying and it's giving me the option to literally just, AS IM DYING, go "we have to stop meeting like this"
Ah shit... oh man... this is exactly why I play dating sims, this is the reason I do this, so I can die with my last words being "we have to stop meeting like this" ok maybe not my last words cause I'm probably gonna live but still.
This game is so mean. Not obey me btw, this other one I downloaded. This is some of the meanest shit ever. You have to pay in game money to unlock extra story, I think it probably leads to some super secret ending if you choose all the dialogue options that cost money, but how do you get the in game money you ask?
I have this thing where faces are like... non-existent to me.
If I look at someone and intensely study their face then look away for just a second I already forget what they look like. It's the same with names, and then it's also getting names and faces mixed up. It takes a lot for me to remember names. I can manage to remember names though it's hard, faces however... I don't even remember what my own mother looks like and she just walked out of my room literally a second ago. If I see her I will recognize her face, but as long as I am not looking at her, I have no clue what she looks like. IDK what it is. My brain just cannot remember faces.
I can't describe faces either, I'll be like "hmmm, round face?" and it's like a horse or smthn. I don't really define nose shapes when I draw for the same reason, cause faces just don't register to me. If I tried to draw a certain nose shape it'll turn out as a completely different nose from reality and I'll go "yep, seems about right" so I just draw a little line and call it a day.
I'm okay with eye shapes but I have to be looking at the person regularly as I draw and studying their eyes carefully and I have to repeat it a bunch before I get it right.
I just started tick, tick... BOOM! cause I've been wanting to watch it for a while and as 30/90 has just started I've decided that maybe I shouldn't watch this movie after all, am I gonna explain why? NO! :)
4 days left for the Princess Rose event. I have to wither have the minimum rank 250 or get 90,000 points before the event ends and I currently am rank 49,200 and have 10,000 points... to get to my goal I need an impossible amount of free time considering term 2 exams are just around the corner and I also have to study for hours upon hours every day cause I don't have a choice cause I can't fail my exams, cause if I do I fail the year and have to go to summer school which means no vacation no swimming no fun at all just studying and a whole bunch of lessons in subjects I hate. Between a UR Mammon card and that, I'd rather not have a painful summer thanks.
Goodbye sweet Mammon card... you were beautiful... but I'm afraid we can't be together.
Yk I grew up in an age where if you wanted to listen to music on the go, you didn't use your phone, instead you had to use what's called an mp3 player.
It's this small little thingamagig that fits in your pocket and has buttons for volume up down and next song or previous song. You had to download songs on it via a computer you connect it to. You connect your earphones to it, wired one's obviously, and that's it. That's how you listened to music without internet on the go. Or you could download songs on your fancy shmancy touchscreen smartphone but like hell we're doing that, this is the early 2000s and I have 2 sisters, fancy touchscreen smartphones are expensive, and if my parents buy one for one of us, they have to buy it for all of us.
It's like the start of Devil Town doesn't exist????
Did I miss something? I feel like I've gone insane. I tried every single video the start is like... just gone. I can't have hallucinated it cause lyric videos show the lyrics and covers still have the start. I don't understand, why?
OMG I JUST REALIZED, if you connect headphones or earphones the beginning only plays out of one ear right, now I have speakers, specifically... two of them. It thinks the speakers are headphones and it's trying to play the beginning out of the broken speaker, the one of the two that doesn't make sound, and I can't get rid of it cause both speakers are connected. *sigh*
None of this to say I'm giving up. I will get that mammon card if it cost me my life. Nothing is gonna stop me from that. I will get it... hopefully :(
Mammon tf do u want. It took all my energy NOT to beat down your door. I can't do it, but I want to, but it isn't the time, but I really want to, but no one likes being tickled I just gotta remember that no one likes it, no one at all, but... I can't.
I didn't do it........ even though I really really really really really really really really really really really (bare with me) really really really really really really wanted to... probably wouldn't have even affected anything, I should've done it.
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eheheh
EHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
ok bye
huh?
nothing js being weird like most of the time lmao /hj
Lmao the way I read that so wrong cause I was like half-awake when I did.
I read it as "nothing better than being weird most of the time"
LMAOO
if that were the sentence I would very much agree, I so enjoy a good weirdness session on a casual basis just whenever I feel so
Omg nooo
so at school it was like the end of the day and honestly I was having a horrible day and I just wanted to go home and pass out on my bed and wake up 10 years later. On my way downstairs to leave, there's other people going down with me cause they wanna go home too obviously. Suddenly this girl taps me on my shoulder and I turn and she's just like "you look cute" then walks off before I say anything. I stood there for a hot minute to process it like...
That day was a lot less horrible because of that.
People of Canada, please tell me sugar made with sugar cane is the main source of sugar there cause if not I'm jumping ship and finding another place to go to college
Idk
We have the white one and icing sugar and brown sugar and maple brown sugar
have you ever tried sugar cane before?
Idk
uh, how have u not tried Sugar cane before.
Ok have you tried a sugar beet?
idk
☹
I've had pure maple syrup before
But not even when its syrup just straight from the trunk
Omg... this is the meanest thing ever. As soon as I get more in game money, THE SECOND I DO, I am going back to make all the choices I wanted to make. Also you can get in game money without paying real money as my very smart brain discovered.
Why does my cousin's younger friend want to do freak business with me at the movies 😟😟😟😟
And to make it worse they both go to my school so my cousin might say smth to him abt it cuz stuff gets around
OK EXCUSE ME DID YHIS MAN JUST PULL THE SHITTIEST MOVE IN EXISTENCE
I can't even talk abt this rn, I CANT EVEN talk abt this rn.
Babes, babes, you can't keep pulling this shit. You can't do that YOU JUST CANT DO THAT.
No, like... idek how to describe what happened. It's like... if you help someone do some really hard work and hey promise you a cake when you're done helping but then they ditch you and not only do you get no cake you also have to do all the work by your goddamn self. Like that but not quite and also highly emotionally damaging if it had been real life not a dating sim, not to say that missing out on cake isn't bad either, I think I'd be pretty emotionally distressed to not get any cake after having been promised one. Portal flashbacks.
Shitting, crying, screaming.
bruv idek what to say
I'm dying rn.
Like actually in the game I am dying and it's giving me the option to literally just, AS IM DYING, go "we have to stop meeting like this"
Ah shit... oh man... this is exactly why I play dating sims, this is the reason I do this, so I can die with my last words being "we have to stop meeting like this" ok maybe not my last words cause I'm probably gonna live but still.
This game is so mean. Not obey me btw, this other one I downloaded. This is some of the meanest shit ever. You have to pay in game money to unlock extra story, I think it probably leads to some super secret ending if you choose all the dialogue options that cost money, but how do you get the in game money you ask?
by paying real money... 🫠
Ok thanks. that's great.
WHY WHY WHYYYYY
JUST LET ME DO WHAT I WANT GODDAMIT
What game
...a game
What game
dw abt it...
I can and I will
sounds like a game made by genius studio japan inc 🧌
Or just episode, basically same thing
ok really far off the mark but whatever u say
damn
only ones I could think of LMAOO
I guess this game isn't super popular lol.
I have this thing where faces are like... non-existent to me.
If I look at someone and intensely study their face then look away for just a second I already forget what they look like. It's the same with names, and then it's also getting names and faces mixed up. It takes a lot for me to remember names. I can manage to remember names though it's hard, faces however... I don't even remember what my own mother looks like and she just walked out of my room literally a second ago. If I see her I will recognize her face, but as long as I am not looking at her, I have no clue what she looks like. IDK what it is. My brain just cannot remember faces.
I can't describe faces either, I'll be like "hmmm, round face?" and it's like a horse or smthn. I don't really define nose shapes when I draw for the same reason, cause faces just don't register to me. If I tried to draw a certain nose shape it'll turn out as a completely different nose from reality and I'll go "yep, seems about right" so I just draw a little line and call it a day.
I'm okay with eye shapes but I have to be looking at the person regularly as I draw and studying their eyes carefully and I have to repeat it a bunch before I get it right.
Naur, Cleaur!
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo-
sup ppl
idk :)
why is the new social media on this game specifically
Cause yes
I wish i knew
Only children imagining how siblings greet each other: "hey sis" "hey bro"
how me and my sisters greet each other:
"Oi loser!" Or "Puck you" or by engaging in physical combat. (Can't say "fuck" or else mom is gonna slap us across the country)
frfr
ive never had a normal conversation w my brother
you always gotta get into the most unorthodox conversations a person could possibly get into.
Like "if you wore your socks inside out then, technically... isn't the entire universe except you wearing the socks?"
"but then the socks are not surrounding the universe they are just facing it so not really"
"you right..."
if yo leg got cutoff would it hurt
duh
where you gon' feel the pain?
In your le...
Exactly bro HOW YOU GON' FEEL THE PAIN IF YO LEG IS GONE
Me and my brother are always calling each other names
We'll be having a wholesome conversation then out of no where he calls me a monkey 😒
It's because I'm black bro 😤 He's so mean
tell me abt it. If siblings don't regularly insult each other just cause, are they really siblings?
*sweats nervously in how this is how me and Sky greet each other*
*Realization*
Oh nvm
One second it was *insert hour of day*:22 the next it's *same hour of day*:40 LIKE EXCUSE ME WHAT LITERALLY 5 SECONDS PASSED
Me: *chilling*
my brain: ...hey remember that one song you hate, lemme constantly replay that one part in your head for the rest of time!
mlem
ayyy a fellow mlemer
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I lost my d4dj account guys!! 😋
I hate rhythm games sometimes
SAME
IM SO MAD BRO
(I was only on rank 65 but still)
NOW I HAVE TO START ALL OVER 😤
Peacock after throwing 16 bombs at me and then jumping away when i try to hit her
I should get a better keyboard
like a Bluetooth one, so i can play skullgirls second encore easier
Rn my laptop keyboard is just a little guy
And i need bigger arrow keys for combos
Also not Sal Fisher but made on a Sal Fisher centered picrew... the shirt says SF I probably didn't need to specify what kind of picrew it was
some ocs I made recently but never showed
this girl:
kinda wanna draw and give her a rlly cool fit but I have to study most of the time:
cool lookin':
because yes:
Do u have the link for the first one 🙏🏾🙏🏾
no I don't sorry
It's okay 👍🏾
I just started tick, tick... BOOM! cause I've been wanting to watch it for a while and as 30/90 has just started I've decided that maybe I shouldn't watch this movie after all, am I gonna explain why? NO! :)
Did you know that its actually an autobiography
im assuming yeah because its been 4 hours
but Johnathan larson was a real life flesh person
And he wrote rent, actually idina menzel who played maureen in rent also played shelby in glee and elsa
🙂
yea I did know
No I did not continue the movie cause I went to sleep
4 days left for the Princess Rose event. I have to wither have the minimum rank 250 or get 90,000 points before the event ends and I currently am rank 49,200 and have 10,000 points... to get to my goal I need an impossible amount of free time considering term 2 exams are just around the corner and I also have to study for hours upon hours every day cause I don't have a choice cause I can't fail my exams, cause if I do I fail the year and have to go to summer school which means no vacation no swimming no fun at all just studying and a whole bunch of lessons in subjects I hate. Between a UR Mammon card and that, I'd rather not have a painful summer thanks.
Goodbye sweet Mammon card... you were beautiful... but I'm afraid we can't be together.
Me when i spend 20 minutes trying to beat double in squigly's story mode
on normal difficulty
Yk I grew up in an age where if you wanted to listen to music on the go, you didn't use your phone, instead you had to use what's called an mp3 player.
It's this small little thingamagig that fits in your pocket and has buttons for volume up down and next song or previous song. You had to download songs on it via a computer you connect it to. You connect your earphones to it, wired one's obviously, and that's it. That's how you listened to music without internet on the go. Or you could download songs on your fancy shmancy touchscreen smartphone but like hell we're doing that, this is the early 2000s and I have 2 sisters, fancy touchscreen smartphones are expensive, and if my parents buy one for one of us, they have to buy it for all of us.
LMFAOO
the last sentence is so true fr
AHDFJSGSIDVISBSIDBXJZKBDJAKSHDHO
NO WAY NO FUCKING WAYYYYY
SIMEON UR+
OMG I'M SO SORRY BEEL BUT AS MY WEAKEST CARD I DONT HAVE A CHOICE IM NOT PASSING UP A UR+ WETHER ITS LUKE OR LUCIFER OR ANYONE IN EXISTENCE
SSR VOUCHER I AM OFFICIALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU
...
Never getting excited about a UR card again.
No fckn way that actually worked 😨
I made one, thoughts?
Where is it?
Oh no...
Oh no no no.... no....
oh noooooo...
Oh why... who made this... I can't... why did I download it, I don't think I have the strength to open it.
The silly
Hahaha just call me Levi cuz I'm abt to have a mental breakdown over the fact that you have this and I don't
Whatever it's fine I'll get a UR Mammon soon.
I have 2 ur mammon cards
and 1 ur+
but I've been playing for 3 years
THREE YEARS
How long did it take you to get that UR+ Mammon card? Pls tell me not long
Ok I've been getting a +1 on ALL of my posts. Mysterious +1 stranger please tell me who you are and why you're giving all of my posts +1.
It's not even everyone it's just me? Should I be concerned abt this?
It started with my first post about lesson 12 in Obey Me.
i have appeared /srs
im cool and so are you so enjoy +1s
oh thanks I thought it might be u
What should I do a card draw from?
hmmmmmmm... idk man
ok what's going on???
It's like the start of Devil Town doesn't exist????
Did I miss something? I feel like I've gone insane. I tried every single video the start is like... just gone. I can't have hallucinated it cause lyric videos show the lyrics and covers still have the start. I don't understand, why?
OMG I JUST REALIZED, if you connect headphones or earphones the beginning only plays out of one ear right, now I have speakers, specifically... two of them. It thinks the speakers are headphones and it's trying to play the beginning out of the broken speaker, the one of the two that doesn't make sound, and I can't get rid of it cause both speakers are connected. *sigh*
I really wanted to listen to Devil Town.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGJHUTSDJDYISJAJ
IMBONLY DOING THE PRINCESS ROSE EVENT FOR THE MAMMON CARD I CAN GET THERE WAS REALLY NO REASON FOR THEM TO MAKE IT A PROFESSIONAL GRADE EVENT OK
I ONLY HAVE ONE UR+ AND 2 SSR, THATS EXCLUDING THE UR LUKE CAUSE I DONT WANNA OK
MY CARDS ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS AND I HAVE NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH GRIMM TO LEVEL THEM UP TO BE STRONG ENOUGH
I CANT EVEN GET PAST RANK 30000 CAUSE EVERYTIME I STOP FOR EVEN A SECOND IM SUDDENLY 10000 RANKS LOWER THAN BEFORE
None of this to say I'm giving up. I will get that mammon card if it cost me my life. Nothing is gonna stop me from that. I will get it... hopefully :(
Imma cry if I don't
hehehehhehe Hinata mouse cursor.
I mean Haikyuu Hinata.
Can you add Cheetah Markings? (like those tear-tracks)
Also maybe add a backdrop, the choices are a little hard to see.
10/10 Monster Girl Maker
Oh! How about Star Glasses, those are fun too!
Ah shit... ah shittttttt...
Mammon tf do u want. It took all my energy NOT to beat down your door. I can't do it, but I want to, but it isn't the time, but I really want to, but no one likes being tickled I just gotta remember that no one likes it, no one at all, but... I can't.
I didn't do it........ even though I really really really really really really really really really really really (bare with me) really really really really really really wanted to... probably wouldn't have even affected anything, I should've done it.
*insert heavy breathing*
Levi's door... that's it, they keep giving me the option... I haven't got a choice... 🙂
Rip door