Monster Girl Maker

flies fear me. 

One time this fly was bothering me and my sister so we got the fly swatter and kept it next to me. Fly immediately stopped bothering us but when it was next to my sister, he came back, next to me again, and he left.

Just a second ago a fly was bothering me and I went and go the flying bug spray and kept it next to me. That fly is currently avoiding me, if I go to one end of the room, it goes to the other end.

As long as I am unarmed, flies bother me thinking it's fine, but as soon as I grab a weapon, they run away scared, this happens with no one else in my family and with no one else I know. I have magic fly repellent on apparently.

Bad Storytime:

One time in school we were doing an experiment where the teacher asked us to bring white roses to class, living ones, not seeds, and then we would put them in water dyed blue for a few days and come back to check on it. Before this, she asked a question, she asked "why are we doing this?" And I raised my hand along with many other people. She called on someone else who said smthn I don't remember what but it was probably smthn stupid, then a few others who all said the stupidest answers ever and repeated other people's answers whom we already established were wrong it was a whole thing. No one had said my answer yet so I kept my hand up but at the same time I started to become so afraid of being wrong that my hand kind of lowered but it was still raised. I was so nervous, you have no idea. My hand was shaking and I cpuld barely keep myself together. The teacher then called on me, I said my answer and she said "OH MY GOD!" but like in an annoyed way and I thought that meant I was wrong so I just sat down and when I tell you I was gonna actually fucking cry... I was holding back tears, I felt so embarrassed and so upset, then she said it was the right answer and I got praised and I was like "oh- great..." as I silently had a mental breakdown. Horrible.

Did I seriously just space out and color by number for 2 whole hours instead of studying- 🤡

Pou is the solid proof that I could never take care of a child- everytime I close the game and go back to it POU IS FUCKING DYING 😭

I'm so sorry Pou 😞 

doodles I did on my desk cuz bored

a dapper little ghost (he was rubbed off ☹️)

whatever this is (seriously, I drew it and even I don't know what it's supposed to be)

pawn (ft. sad shading attempt)

Song title (in very bad bubble letters)

some juicy schmegssy lips (bonus misplaced bottom lip crease)

I balanced the ball on my head 

haha I don't even know what to post cause all that I've been doing is studying.

I failed my exam lmao.

What that

im so pleased it's the weekend

Now i have time do work on my art projects and study for my 2 biology exams yay! 

Im actually super excited for the art stuff because i get to use my pencil crayons

And as i was typing that i remembered that i left my pencil crayons in my locker 

Darn it 

THEY GET THEIR PICTURES TAKEN TOGETHER!!

When my sister asks me if I know who ate her food:

Listen, if I'm hungry and your leftovers are just sitting in the fridge, waiting to be eaten, then that was your mistake. Too bad. 

(This is a joke, pls don't eat other people's food unless they give you permission to)

Yk those heelless heels. I want them.

HYDRANGEA COOKIE IS THE BEST COOKIE YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND

JAHAHAHAHAA!!!

MY FIRST ANCIENT!!

Unrelated but they took photos together:

I just watched a level 19 player get a diamond fighter from a premiere relic

I'm not jealous

You're jealous 

I DEADASS JUST UPDATED THE GAME AND NOW I HAVE THE NEW LEGENDARY WHAT IS THIS

I need to use my sister's iPad to use procreate and an apple pen so I can do the draw good but she'd never let me use it even if I begged her.

I just remembered some show I used to watch as a kid called Bubble Guppies. It was one of those shows that taught kids stuff like... uh... skeletons exist. I actually don't know, I didn't finish the first episode cause I have to study and also I'm dying of the death.

Imagine getting sick like right before your exams, and the exams I can't ask to reschedule of all exams.

I'm dying save me

I caught myself talking like Regie Macalino-

can we just talk about how whales, despite being relatively harmless, are absolutely terrifying.

The teacher supervising my math exam was blind af. I swear she never saw us cheating we were obvious as shit as well- she really just blind. And when she wasn't focusing people whispered amongst themselves and were like "number 34" "the answer is 67" and bro she was fr blind and deaf or something cause how could she not notice.

Then she gets mad over me just sitting side ways in my chair cause it's comfortable, not even cheating or anything, just sitting like that cause it's comfortable like bro you didn't get mad over us literally cheating but when I turn around you get mad- she didn't take my paper tho luckily, she threatened to tho.

My besties birthday is tomorrow I hope they like their gifts *fear and terror*