What do you do when you can't remember the answer in the test?
A. Cheat
B. Sit there blankly staring into space desperately trying to remember the answer and eventually spacing out as your brain thinks of random stuff to keep you entertained but for some reason never thinking of the answer so now you're just sitting there staring off into space wondering why you can't remember the answer and what went wrong in your life to reach this point.
ugh I had these amazing fried shrimp cakes yesterday with sweet n sour sauce and they were so goooood. There wasn't enough sauce for all of them which was sad but I really really want more. They were so good like-
I got them from this Thai place and they don't deliver here and I'm never getting my fried shrimp cakes 😭
I wish I had some rn with extra sweet n sour sauce obviously. (It's so sad, they gave me a tiny container of sauce and expected me to have enough for all the shrimp cakes and it tasted so good with the sauce)
no bcs fr I was in a call wit them nd we were just chilling before one of them said "wait, you're a girl?" And he said that he just checked my roles on the server we're all a part of and I am listed as female and he thought I was a dude, turns out, so did everyone else- they were all confused af to find that I was in fact iron man- I mean female.
is it just cause it's discord and discord has like 0 whamen?
So uhm... I was watching the episode of Miraculous Ladybug, Jubilation, and, spoilers btw, and... I haven't finished it but... what kind of drunk ass drug dream are these two having? Omg is that a fucking baby doll. Why aren't they aging? Wtf is going on? Even in her dreams Mari doesn't reveal her secret identity or her friends' identities. Why, throughout the whole entire dream sequence, are they never de-transformed? Just so they don't discover each other's identities even tho it don't make sense- yk I respect that they don't want to add a bunch of drama or whatever since there's bigger fish to fry and stuff but like... it's still weird and I'm lmao like... what the actual fuck?
Omg, I'm done, I'm done. I fucking hate this show, this relationship isn't working out, ok. I can't keep giving this shit second chances, I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore.
Me and MLB are breaking up, finally, after 4 seasons and 4 episodes of this shit, we are finally over.
Friendship ended with Miraculous Ladybug now literally anything else as long a sits better than this shit is my best friend
I remember hating Luka with a passion. (I think I was 10, also this explanation might not be right cause I don't fully remember everything cause i dont keep up with it as i should but anyways) So yeah I hated Luka, and it was the end if a season. And Adrien was w Kagami (i don't remember if that's her name or not so srry) and I was a mixture of sad/mad bc Marinette got w Luka and they walked off together and the season ended. (I think that was that last season at the time and btw i REALLY wanted Mari and Adrien to get together) 10 yo me was SHOOK. I literally yelled "THATS IT!?!" But yeah I don't hate Luka now but I still ship Adrien and Mari. :) I wrote this horribly but ok 👍
yes her name is Kagami and yah Mari gets with Luka and Adrien with Kagami but then everyone breaks up and the civilian love square is over.
Thing is, when Mari breaks up with Luka she doesn't break up with him cause she wants to or she doesn't love him, she breaks up with him cause she has to cause she can't tell him she's Ladybug, yet the show desperately tries to convince you that this is not the case cause they're stupid and can't write love properly- also they make it seem like Luka and Mari is just puppy love on Mari's end and that she doesn't feel actual proper feelings for him but completely ignoring the fact that Mari doesn't actually like Adrien either cause this isn't love it's obsession and insanity. Maybe it started as a genuine interest in Adrien but she clearly at some point stopped loving Adrien and started obsessing over him. She has to like Adrien cause that's just how it is, she's so deep in she can't even realize she doesn't like him anymore she's just like the fangirls that obsess over him. This definitely was not the intention but because they're so shit at writing what genuine attraction is like it seems like that is the situation. Her love for Luka was puppy love but her love for Adrien is just obsession. At least with Luka it could've gone deeper than puppy love as their relationship went on but with Adrien it just doesn't feel right to ship someone with their obsessed stalker. But that's just my opinion.
How does that make sense, if someone doesn't understand you should probably explain to them but no no just tell em to try harder im sure theyll understand then!
ughhhh ok so I've got work to do then after I do that work I have to pick an outfit that doesn't match for mismatch day which honestly that's so fun and more schools should do it but anyway yeah and then if I still have time, I need to work on my Verivery painting, literally hate myself and my sister won't make me a hot chocolate cause the sucks she's not even that busy I've got like 20 billion things on my list that I've got to do cause I procrastinate on everything until my schedule is full. Why can't I just do stuff, it's not that hard, just get up and organize your closet, it's not gonna kill you to fold a few clothes and actually do stuff for once in your fucking life but no I have to be lazy and annoying, just clean your room, it's not that hard but no you need to do this and that first you're totally not just making excuses so you don't have to work just do the work Sprinkle stop being a loser. The life of a procrastinator, and I still don't learn my lesson, man, I wish I could stop procrastinating.
I told you before my school had a football competition but that was just between the grades at my school, today we had a real competition, against other schools, hosted at our school. Guess what, WE WON LIKE THE WINNERS WE ARE, HAHA GIT GUD LOSERS, YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON US. Some other school actually almost won, it was a pretty tight game. BUT WE STILL WON HAHA HECK YEAH WERE AWESOME
I hate when people tell me to "act my age" or "stop acting like a child" bruv I AM a child. It's like what, I hit 12 and suddenly I'm 25 or some shit? You expect me to suddenly gain all the life experience in the world? I'm 14. Not 80.
If I ever am to publish a book, I wish to write under a pen name. It's no fun to publish a book under my real name, how ever will I pose as a simple fan so I can talk to people who know my book and see what they want me to improve on? A fellow fan they would tell the truth in an instant but if they knew I was the author they would probably try to soften the blow or something, and I want the hard honest truth, also it's fun. Also, if my book were to become really popular like say a certain book series written by a grabage human being that got developed into a movie series where the director played favorites cause he sucked, I would get no media attention, well my pen name would but no one would know who I really am, I'll be just like everyone else...but istg if anyone even tries to claim they are me I will murder them.
I'vebeen waiting my whole life for this... I finally got it in a lucky spin with the wheel I got the double flintlocks and now ladies and gentlemen we have a pirate fit!
Tell me, cause I go in for a hug with my cat and get a scratch to the face and every single animal in nature could kill me at the drop of a hat but I still love them, why must they be cute? If they were ugly as shit less people would die would they not?
Cmon nature... why you gotta do this man just... please... let me love you without killing me.
Today I slept like a rock during the morning rather than the night like I'm supposed to. I may have slept like a rock but my sleep was far from comfortable and I know why, CAUSE EVERYONE WAS BARGING INTO MY ROOM WHILE I WAS ASLEEP AND TRYNA WAKE ME UP LIKE BRO CANT YOU SEE IM SLEEPING HERE AND THEY LEFT THE DOOR OPEN LIKE FUCKING PSYCHOS HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL THEM TO CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR IF THEYRE GONNA ENTER MY ROOM SO WHAT IM ASLEEP THAT DOESNT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN LET ME SLEEP OK I HAVE HAD A LONG AND TIRING DAY AND IF I COME BACK HOME FROM SCHOOL AND SLEEP WITHPUT CHANGING OUT OF UNIFORM THEN YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE I WENT TO SLEEP FOR A REASON OK!
I get no respect in this house, no respect at all.
HELP SAME i sometimes wonder if we're twins or smth including the panicked screeching (HELP IDK UR NAME IF UR READING THIS) then we must be triplets right
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ma name is jonas
Alyssa
James be lookin fine tho
(im sorry)
lol
it's true tho 😔
Anyways I'ma shut up now lmao
I'm so sorry but...
Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
.
I'm so sorry I had to do it 😭
*cackling*
I started saying the Team Rocket motto in front of my sister... she didn't continue it.
Vibe check not passed.
Your sister must suffer the consequences
indeed she must
What are the consequences tho?
PRETTYYY
nya~~
Ahaha
Time to run !
and never come back.
who wants to come !?
let's go run off a cliff while we're at it!
Great idea !!
Me!!
I'll bring the bleach!!
Wonderful !!
yeah!!
Have some!! *Gives bleach bottle*
no.
What do you do when you can't remember the answer in the test?
A. Cheat
B. Sit there blankly staring into space desperately trying to remember the answer and eventually spacing out as your brain thinks of random stuff to keep you entertained but for some reason never thinking of the answer so now you're just sitting there staring off into space wondering why you can't remember the answer and what went wrong in your life to reach this point.
C. Just write down anything.
B and C
B AND C.
and i just draw on the table yk
Wow we really are sisters
HAHAHAHAHHSHSGF
hi
hi
Uh hi?
my sister has gotten so desperate to steal my things she broke into my bedroom while i was literally in my bedroom asleep
Usually i lock my door when im not in there
She needs actual therapy
i mean what did she steal
nothing of importance
She's like 9 so just little trinkets i have lying around
But shes been doing this for years and its quite tiring
I am backkk time for me to start rping againnn
Oh hey Zenny!
Welcome back
(It's Lofi btw)
heyyy
how've you been?
good you ?
pretty decent
Glad you've been well
Fukua gun
AHHHH (it's auntie btw)
hiii
WHERE TF HAVE YOU BEEN
lol in your closet heheheheh
mosquito in my room must've had a real nice meal yesterday cause I've got like 5 different bites that just appeared when I woke up.
I hate mosquitos. 😒
ugh I had these amazing fried shrimp cakes yesterday with sweet n sour sauce and they were so goooood. There wasn't enough sauce for all of them which was sad but I really really want more. They were so good like-
I got them from this Thai place and they don't deliver here and I'm never getting my fried shrimp cakes 😭
I wish I had some rn with extra sweet n sour sauce obviously. (It's so sad, they gave me a tiny container of sauce and expected me to have enough for all the shrimp cakes and it tasted so good with the sauce)
all the time
I have the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy
if that wasn't bad enough i have a little brother
Who literally IS a 13 year old boy
And he encourages my horrid shenanigans
How i feel with he/him pronouns in my bio (marika is me fr)
Me when I call it a carbonated beverage instead of a soda:
vecna is looking good over there 😏
lmao-
:)))
Is that alexander hamilton?
(Warning: joke ahead, not meant to be insulting)
Allosaurus can cope
I actually don't know what it is but it is not Alexander Hamilton-
Y'all is my voice rlly that deep cause people keep thinking I'm a dude-
like I just... do I really sound that male?
I always thought my voice was like... high pitched.
One sec lemme record a trashy ass audio- but I am sick and dehydrated so that'll probably affect my voice but whatever.
https://voca.ro/1ag5PhN8p5bc
you don't sound male...
you sound like one of my fuckin friends...
demi.. is that you? /hj
Yes, it is I, your friend, Demi/j
Also thanks- so why tf did every single one of my discord friends think I was a dude 🤡
help what
no bcs fr I was in a call wit them nd we were just chilling before one of them said "wait, you're a girl?" And he said that he just checked my roles on the server we're all a part of and I am listed as female and he thought I was a dude, turns out, so did everyone else- they were all confused af to find that I was in fact iron man- I mean female.
is it just cause it's discord and discord has like 0 whamen?
add me to that server im gonna bully everyone there rn /hj
lmao
you sound nothin like a dude
istg they gotta get their hearing checked
XD
Hola ! Soy Dora .. I exist ! .. yes haha..
ALSO YOU SOUND FINE but get well soon
yeah thank you
I have been coughing for the past I don't even remember how long anymore
the evil laugh at the end tho-
Gn yall
gn
HOLY SHIT
HI MOM/DAD
IT'S ME LOFI-
gn
Hello my child :)))
haii
how've you been
I've been well. Tired, but we'll. Wbu?
I've been decent
Became co-writer of a comic
Glad you've been well
Oh wow, this show is drunk af, wtf is going on anymore...
I love it, NEXT EPISODE!
I love bluey
it's everything peppa pig couldn't be
So uhm... I was watching the episode of Miraculous Ladybug, Jubilation, and, spoilers btw, and... I haven't finished it but... what kind of drunk ass drug dream are these two having? Omg is that a fucking baby doll. Why aren't they aging? Wtf is going on? Even in her dreams Mari doesn't reveal her secret identity or her friends' identities. Why, throughout the whole entire dream sequence, are they never de-transformed? Just so they don't discover each other's identities even tho it don't make sense- yk I respect that they don't want to add a bunch of drama or whatever since there's bigger fish to fry and stuff but like... it's still weird and I'm lmao like... what the actual fuck?
Omg, I'm done, I'm done. I fucking hate this show, this relationship isn't working out, ok. I can't keep giving this shit second chances, I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore.
Me and MLB are breaking up, finally, after 4 seasons and 4 episodes of this shit, we are finally over.
Friendship ended with Miraculous Ladybug now literally anything else as long a sits better than this shit is my best friend
I remember hating Luka with a passion. (I think I was 10, also this explanation might not be right cause I don't fully remember everything cause i dont keep up with it as i should but anyways) So yeah I hated Luka, and it was the end if a season. And Adrien was w Kagami (i don't remember if that's her name or not so srry) and I was a mixture of sad/mad bc Marinette got w Luka and they walked off together and the season ended. (I think that was that last season at the time and btw i REALLY wanted Mari and Adrien to get together) 10 yo me was SHOOK. I literally yelled "THATS IT!?!" But yeah I don't hate Luka now but I still ship Adrien and Mari. :) I wrote this horribly but ok 👍
yes her name is Kagami and yah Mari gets with Luka and Adrien with Kagami but then everyone breaks up and the civilian love square is over.
Thing is, when Mari breaks up with Luka she doesn't break up with him cause she wants to or she doesn't love him, she breaks up with him cause she has to cause she can't tell him she's Ladybug, yet the show desperately tries to convince you that this is not the case cause they're stupid and can't write love properly- also they make it seem like Luka and Mari is just puppy love on Mari's end and that she doesn't feel actual proper feelings for him but completely ignoring the fact that Mari doesn't actually like Adrien either cause this isn't love it's obsession and insanity. Maybe it started as a genuine interest in Adrien but she clearly at some point stopped loving Adrien and started obsessing over him. She has to like Adrien cause that's just how it is, she's so deep in she can't even realize she doesn't like him anymore she's just like the fangirls that obsess over him. This definitely was not the intention but because they're so shit at writing what genuine attraction is like it seems like that is the situation. Her love for Luka was puppy love but her love for Adrien is just obsession. At least with Luka it could've gone deeper than puppy love as their relationship went on but with Adrien it just doesn't feel right to ship someone with their obsessed stalker. But that's just my opinion.
You do have a point lol
Is it just me or should Mari just get professional help before she actually grows up a stalker.
I... I am going to do a complete rewrite of MLB, FROM SCRATCH, cause I have nothing better to do with my life and I hate myself 😁
I wanna change my username I've had this for like a year
guys, say smthn u think will make me mad.
Uhh-
Global warming being denied even tho there's clear evidence
Descendents
Monster High Doll re-works
classic case of human stupidity
Not mad just disappointed
The quality of the body of the doll is good but the design and everything else is trash. Not mad just slightly upset and very let-down.
damn
And I agree, I remember having some old Monster high dolls and haven't seen the reworks yet but I've seen some-
Renad. iykyk
😤...you win 🏆
oh yay
she blocked me on roblox for no reason after like 2 years ?
and i made another acc and followed her :P
lmao
I blocked her so idk her acc cause I forgor 💀
cookiezgamer_12 i think
edit: its cookiez_gamer12
U are suck
How is the week not over yet...
Lemme go on a little Nero-divergent angry rant:
So my school has this thing called "Honor roll" where ppl who gets all A's and B's get to go and get ice cream
I didn't get Honor role and my teacher Shamed me for it even tho majority of my grades are good
Cutting to the chase here:
I have ADHD and math is a nightmare, and she assumed that I'm failing her class (I'm not)
I try hard, I really do. To understand math but I can't and her in all her devine knowledge and wisdom tells me to "try harder"
I'ma leave it at that but I am pissed
"Just try harder"
EXACTLY.
How does that make sense, if someone doesn't understand you should probably explain to them but no no just tell em to try harder im sure theyll understand then!
exactly bro like telling someone to "try harder"
Doesn't help them at all
what grade r u in?
ughhhh ok so I've got work to do then after I do that work I have to pick an outfit that doesn't match for mismatch day which honestly that's so fun and more schools should do it but anyway yeah and then if I still have time, I need to work on my Verivery painting, literally hate myself and my sister won't make me a hot chocolate cause the sucks she's not even that busy I've got like 20 billion things on my list that I've got to do cause I procrastinate on everything until my schedule is full. Why can't I just do stuff, it's not that hard, just get up and organize your closet, it's not gonna kill you to fold a few clothes and actually do stuff for once in your fucking life but no I have to be lazy and annoying, just clean your room, it's not that hard but no you need to do this and that first you're totally not just making excuses so you don't have to work just do the work Sprinkle stop being a loser. The life of a procrastinator, and I still don't learn my lesson, man, I wish I could stop procrastinating.
I told you before my school had a football competition but that was just between the grades at my school, today we had a real competition, against other schools, hosted at our school. Guess what, WE WON LIKE THE WINNERS WE ARE, HAHA GIT GUD LOSERS, YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON US. Some other school actually almost won, it was a pretty tight game. BUT WE STILL WON HAHA HECK YEAH WERE AWESOME
I hate when people tell me to "act my age" or "stop acting like a child" bruv I AM a child. It's like what, I hit 12 and suddenly I'm 25 or some shit? You expect me to suddenly gain all the life experience in the world? I'm 14. Not 80.
and here i am crying abt just turning 13 around 3 months ago
Becoming a teen is so hard cause you're epxected to act like an adult but you're treated like a child.
exactly, a teacher at my skl literally told me i was "too young" to understand smth..
like bro ik what it is im not stupid, in fact i could be smarter than you smh
ikr
If I ever am to publish a book, I wish to write under a pen name. It's no fun to publish a book under my real name, how ever will I pose as a simple fan so I can talk to people who know my book and see what they want me to improve on? A fellow fan they would tell the truth in an instant but if they knew I was the author they would probably try to soften the blow or something, and I want the hard honest truth, also it's fun. Also, if my book were to become really popular like say a certain book series written by a grabage human being that got developed into a movie series where the director played favorites cause he sucked, I would get no media attention, well my pen name would but no one would know who I really am, I'll be just like everyone else...but istg if anyone even tries to claim they are me I will murder them.
I'vebeen waiting my whole life for this... I finally got it in a lucky spin with the wheel I got the double flintlocks and now ladies and gentlemen we have a pirate fit!
SLAY
I GOT THEM A FEW DAYS AGO
(Also can I get ur user pls 😇)
well my user is jjimll
But my display name is insertnamehere
alr I'll add you when I'll get home
ok
what's ur user?
Lofi_kitty8311
Display: R3st_Easy
YAYAYGUCJGVSFJA ive had them since 2020 heklpbhjdkc
Loosing it officially
One of my idols drew fanart on one of my ocs and says they love my OC
I'm so happy
Here's the fanart:
They're suck a good artist jqnlscbskcbkxvwkbckbc
zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó
xiànzài wǒ yǒu bíng qí lín
wǒ hěn xǐhuān bíng qí lín
If not friend, why friend shaped?
If dangerous, why cute?
Tell me, cause I go in for a hug with my cat and get a scratch to the face and every single animal in nature could kill me at the drop of a hat but I still love them, why must they be cute? If they were ugly as shit less people would die would they not?
Cmon nature... why you gotta do this man just... please... let me love you without killing me.
Today I slept like a rock during the morning rather than the night like I'm supposed to. I may have slept like a rock but my sleep was far from comfortable and I know why, CAUSE EVERYONE WAS BARGING INTO MY ROOM WHILE I WAS ASLEEP AND TRYNA WAKE ME UP LIKE BRO CANT YOU SEE IM SLEEPING HERE AND THEY LEFT THE DOOR OPEN LIKE FUCKING PSYCHOS HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL THEM TO CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR IF THEYRE GONNA ENTER MY ROOM SO WHAT IM ASLEEP THAT DOESNT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN LET ME SLEEP OK I HAVE HAD A LONG AND TIRING DAY AND IF I COME BACK HOME FROM SCHOOL AND SLEEP WITHPUT CHANGING OUT OF UNIFORM THEN YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE I WENT TO SLEEP FOR A REASON OK!
I get no respect in this house, no respect at all.
OH MY GOD YOU POOR SOUL
I FEEL UR PAIN WHENEVER SOMEBODY BARGES INTO MY ROOM THEY ALWAYS LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN
IDK WHAT'S UP WITH THEM BRO YOU GOTTA WALK INTO MY SPACE AND THEN LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN-
HELP SAME
i sometimes wonder if we're twins or smth
including the panicked screeching (HELP IDK UR NAME IF UR READING THIS)
then we must be triplets right
lmao yeah
you have memes for everything dont you
yes I do, actually, I even have a meme for this:
HELP WHAT
how bout we chang the subject
this is an elite reply
mmmm this churro tastes good in my Real Mouth
better call saul