Monster Girl Maker

someone just said 

“You’re in the dark!”

…well I’ll tell you what, Sherlock Holmes…

You are unbelievable.

(No I’m not moving from songs to tik tok audios, I just had this audio stuck in my head)

Hola, soy Dora! Can you say ‘Your mom?’

She came out beautifully.

ok so there’s this project my english teacher made the class work on, uh I wont get into details but my part of the project is to write a poem about bullying because the subject of the project us bullying- I don’t know what to write, someone write it for me so i don’t actually have to yk do anything. Please, I’m sick, I need to sleep and I have to go to school tomorrow I feel like such shit just please help me I really don’t want to have to do this

I know you think they’re saints

But mom I’m here to tell!

Those B.O.Y.S 

They’re just E.V.I.L

Those boys are EVIL!

They’re making me feel like my head’s in the hydraulic press!

And I don’t feel too good!

Those boys are EEEVIL

Everybody! E.V.I.L B.O.Y.S

Zoooooooombiiieeeeee queef

Zooommmmbiee queeeeeeeeeef

Black light guides u

Guleh

guleh

I tried to do smthn cute but it ended up uglya s dhit and apparently I just had a stroke trying to type “ugly as shit”

It started out good but then I put in less and less effort and cared less the uglier it got and just gave up.

I’ve been going on a lot of movie rants recently… so anyway Kubo and the Two Strings

A criminally underrated movie. Kubo and the Two Strings has an 84% on Metacritic, a 97% on Rotten Tomatoes and the unappetizing number 7.7/10 on IMDB. You’d look at that and think wow this must be such a popular and well known movie seeing how high it’s ratings are. Well you would be both correct and incorrect. Plenty of people know Kubo and the Two Strings, it’s quite a well known movie, but riddle me this, you know the movie exists and of the world record for largest stop motion puppet it holds, but do you know anything about the movie? No, BECAUSE NO ONE WATCHED IT! Maybe it was advertising or something but for some reason people didn’t watch the movie. They just didn’t. And the people who did didn’t like it because they drastically misunderstood the ending, so this movie was both popular and unpopular at the same time. 

Sure, maybe my LAIKA bias is tainting my vision but I think this is one of the best movies ever made. 

The movie starts off with a whole thing I don’t quite remember and I don’t have the movie downloaded but basically you see  this lady use a shamisen (a traditional Japanese instrument) to absolutely obliterate a wave that should have killed her and what we can assume is her son, how did she do it? She strummed the shamisen. Uhm… shooketh basically.

Upon first watch I was like “oh shit how she do that” and also the shamisen glows so even more keonfusion.

I also noticed that, like any other LAIKA movie, the animation was beautiful and entrancing. The movements were swift and the attention to detail was just MMM- yk how LAIKA took time to paint a while bunch of popcorn to be leaves on trees in Coraline? Yea, they collected a whole bunch of leaves from outside just to make a puppet for Kubo and the Two Strings. The amount of effort that goes into their movies is so chefs kiss. Listen I could rant about this movie to the end of time but that’s not why I’m here. I’m here to tell everyone to go watch Kubo and the Two Strings because it is criminally underrated and then tell me their thoughts on the ending so if they misunderstood it like most people, I will clear it up for them. Just go watch the movie because it’s actually gorgeous and my love for this movie can only grow.

I suppose it does paint a kinda bad image of blind people but it doesn’t mean to do that- that was an accidental by product of the message they were trying to give.

New picrew☆

ALMOST.SPOOKY.MONTH.

Picrew dump

but its only me ♡

remember the cringe oc I wanted to remake. Here’s her remake, ta da! She’s no longer a furry, she’s still blind and I haven’t decided on quirk stuff but I guess I still have to keep the basis of the character so maybe I’ll keep her quirkless but idk she doesn’t LOOK quirkless-

Her hair was supposed to cover her eyes but I accidentally deleted that image so just imagine it.

If I had the chance to remake her completely, like from scratch, no original character we’re basing it off of, I would’ve completely removed the mha oc part because that would give me more freedom with what I can and can’t do but whatever

I just watched Missing Link for the first time, it’s another movie released in 2019 like the monstrosity called Ugly Dolls. 

Missing Link is produced by LAIKA and Annapurna Pictures. A lot of you are going to recognize LAIKA, they produced many stop motion animation movies such as Coraline and Kubo and the Two Strings, they hold the world record for largest stop motion puppet, The Skeleton Demon in Kubo and the Two Strings, 18 feet tall and believed to be one of if not the most complicated puppets. LAIKA has achieved great things for stop motion animation and set new records for movies of all kinds so I was excited to see what Missing Link had to offer.

In the first second the animation immediately caught my attention, it was beautiful, almost entrancing. The distinct style really puts you in the world and takes you out of reality. Just what you’d expect from LAIKA. 

I won’t go into detail about the whole movie but I will say that it has 88% on rotten tomatoes and 6.7/10 on IMDB. I feel like it should’ve maybe gotten higher but maybe that’s my LAIKA bias speaking.

I did quite enjoy this movie, it was fun to watch and it made me laugh, especially the fact that every single animal in this movie had front facing eyes, that just made it so much better. The birds with front facing eyes will appear in my nightmares lol. 

I do think it could’ve been better if the main character had more of a reason to be so obsessed with the stupid club of grown ass man children, or maybe he was more anti-social or something. Idk I just feel like he could’ve been more interesting.

I do wish that there was maybe more on the edge of your seat with worry type scenes, it would’ve made the adventure part of the movie better, because often times the scenes where you worry about the characters are quickly resolved before you have a chance to be worried.

So anyway, fun movie. I would say 7.7/10 but that’s an unappetizing number so 8/10