Monster Girl Maker

I’m gonna go suggest to my mom we flood either the garden or the house with statues of frogs doing human stuff, like sitting on their phones on the toilet or just chilling in their bathtub etc. wish me luck

IT'S MY BDAY FARTTRRTTTTT

I am still somewhat ALIVE-- Thats new--

guysssss remember me  

Me coming up with ideas for me and my sister’s webtoon that were probably never actually gonna get done:

I like how Queenie a.k.a Nightcrawler has taken over the comments 

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"Other people? Here??? Nah it's just me"

When the Monster High movie comes out, no one watch it. I will watch it for you and then spoil it for you, or if it's good (it won't be) I'll tell you guys to watch it and spoil nothing. That's all.

the monster high movie trailer made me sick... literally I feel sick after watching it. What is Clawdeen doing? Where is Clawd? What happened to Clawdeen and her whole 'no dating' thing because she's not interested in having a relationship because she wanted to focus on design and also if I remember correctly she is lesbian so even if she did want to date rather than focus on her passion of design she would date a girl yet in this she's in a relationship with Deuce Gordon who looks like some dude who would probably end up on r/iamverybadass because he tried to be "cool" and "edgy" but ultimately is just cringy. They ruined Cleo. What is up with GHOULIA?! I'm most upset about Ghoulia, because from what I see, they destroyed her. This MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE looks like it had a budget of 10 dollars or some shit. Why is Heath Burns grunting like that when his hair sets on fire? WHY? It's just awkward. Why did they remove good characters? Why is it a musical?! I'm gonna cry.

so stupid ass me decided “no, one drawing isn’t enough, there must be more” so now I’m trying to figure out how to draw hair and make the guitar look less awkward, then I also have to properly draw the other two heads, and not just that I’m also going to make a whole character story and everything because I couldn’t just let it be some dumb stupid drawing.

rawr rawr dragon

boutta commit murder over this.

I just watched Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3 spoiler warning I am talking about stuff that happens in the movie go watch it.

...I'm going to pull my hair out.

As... as this movie was, I did almost cry when Addison was leaving, but not because of Addison, I literally could not care less about her, but because of Zed. The poor dude. He even offered to come along and everything. 

There's also the completely missed plotline that could've done so much more for this movie than some stupid ass song, Zed being under pressure about the college interview. They could've done so much with that, they could've had a whole story with it and everything, but what did they do? They made it into a song. A boring ass song. And then the focus shifts from Zed to Addison because Addison is obviously the only person in existence because no one else is allowed to have problems, only Addison, and the only time other people can have problems is when it suits Addison. But don't worry guys, she's totally not a Mary Sue, she has flaws like... she has... flaws. 

Oh you have white hair? Haha what a WeIrDo, you're so WeIrD who even has white hair? Oh a lot of people because it's a perfectly natural condition and there's nothing wrong with having white hair and your hair color does not define your place in the world? No, if you have white hair, you're WEEEIIIRRD, you're an alien, haha extraterrestrial. 

kill me.

I could go on and on about every issue with this movie, but I will admit it is not as bad as the other 2, it did start out ok, and the aliens are very fun, I especially love how... what was their name... A-spen? All the alien names start with A... one is literally named A-lan... you know what, it could've been worse, I'm ok with this. Anyway I liked how A-spen not only fell in love with Zed in like 3 seconds, they also broke up with Zed a few minutes later despite never even being together in the first place then saying they have too much history when he goes in for a victory hug. They are adorable, possibly my favorite of the aliens. 

And I liked how Zed was understanding about the interview lady having concerns about him being a zombie, because concerns like that are completely natural when you're standing next to someone who used to literally eat people unlike the first movie where they thought those concerns were just prejudice, good job on learning from your mistakes ZOMBIES. With the werewolves and the aliens the concerns were based off no evidence at all unlike zombies who killed and zombified a lot of people.

I found this on Tumblr

Man. I just love...my first period 🦐

I want a rat. Not the street rats, no no, those will bite you and it will hurt and they will make you get sick. I want a domesticated rat or more popularly known as a fancy rat. Actually 2 because rats get lonely. They’re just tiny little potatoes. Also I love that they’re called fancy rats. Omg… I just had an idea for a drawing. Fancy rat but tale the word “fancy” literally. Like it has jewelry and stuff. NO ONE STEAL MY IDEA THATS PROBABLY BEEN DONE PLENTY OF TIMES BEFORE I THOUGHT OF IT IT IS MINE

people still have conversations here

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So I got a hamster Saturday.

Her name is Cheese Balls but we call her Cheese.

And uh

I though everyone was exaggerating with how LOUD the wheel is. Now I have to sleep with her in my room and I understand.

Alex I’ve decided his name is Alex because I’m uncreative- I just searched up names, he’s now one of the 1873938290167 billion Alexes in the world.

Now on ‘No One Cares’: me ranting about a poptropica island

Survival is one of if not the best island in poptropica, all 5 episodes of it. If I had to pick one certain part, it would probably be Cabin Fever. 

Usually islands that are done in parts have 3 parts but not Survival.

It’s just not like other islands (joke)

The whole story of Survival is that you, in your big yellow blimp, get caught in a storm and crash land on a freezing cold island in the middle of winter. Since it’s so cold, you have to keep moving or you will freeze to death. Your goal is to build a fire. That’s the spoiler free version if you wanna go play it for yourself but not on the actual game because the new people in charge are just really really bad at their job and will probably simplify the game and make it not interesting anymore so download a thing that I don’t think will give you any viruses, I mean I haven’t had any problems really so I’m sure it’s fine or maybe it isn’t but the only thing people will “find out” by stealing my data is that I’m cringe, a weirdo and an idiot but none of that is really a secret so 🤷‍♀️ uh anyway it’s called chromium and on it you can download the version of poptropica before Flash stopped updating and play that it should have survival.

So if you’re continuing that means you either don’t care and just want the story, have already played or you just want to be spoiled which honestly… why?

My favorite part is when the squirrel is just so done with all the noise and just jumps off the tree, hope he’s alive but it’s hilarious… he’s probably fine right? So you build your little fire your baby fire and you go to sleep, and the drawing of the fire is like weirdly aesthetic imo, and here you find out that someone is watching you. Hmmm suspicious.

In part two you wake up and you’re starving, you need some good ol food and you find a tiny widdle lake or whatever that is and it has some om nom fish so you have to break the ice (literally) and then make a bad joke about it so you can build a fishing rod, you literally build a fishing using shoe laces, a hook, and a rod that was just… there (it’s not just stupid convince, this gets explained) so you get your om nom fish and there goes the end of this part. 

Next part you find a crashed plane and a… cell tower? It looks like it hasn’t been touched in centuries. So your goal is to find a way to contact help and here you get a clipboard with information about the crash landed plane but also a message “don’t trust M.V.B” the numbers Mason. What do they mean? Maybe the note wasn’t written for you? Let’s just go ahead and contact help, hey a chopper came by, we’re saved! “My name is Myron Van Buren” oh shit nevermind, I think I forgot to walk my fish. So you get on anyway cause you’re desperate and also an idiot. End of this part

Cabin Fever, my favorite. Myron takes you to the cabin he lives in and tells you he’s a hunter. He takes you to his trophy room where he shows you all the stuff he’s hunted, their corpses are stuffed and put on stands or mounted on the wall, and then he shows you his greatest achievement, wait a minute… that’s… A PERSON- oh no wait he’s alive he was just standing there to scare you thinking Myron hunted a person and stuffed them haha funny… it’s not so funny soon. That’s his butler, his greatest achievement is “finding good help” and he also has a giant golden statue if his head that says “tally ho” in his voice so he’s totally not self centered. Then Myron treats you to dinner and you’ve been surviving on fish and idk where ur getting water from (lake water isn’t safe for drinking) for the past few days so obviously you agree and… now I’m hungry. So you agree and head over to eat and drink, once you’re done you feel kinda dizzy and tired and you’ve been drugged so like that’s cool that’s fun, not weird at all, you don’t drug your guests right after saving them from the brutal outdoors? Wow you’re so weird. So you wake up in your bedroom with the butler locking the door and just leaving you thinking you’re completely passed out. But you are not so now you have to find a way out. The gameplay of this part is just marvelous. There’s a bunch of cool stuff and night vision goggles and all that, and it’s just so cool all the different stuff you do in this part. So you make it out and now you’re finally free but wait, the lights outside turn on all of a sudden, and Myron and his butler walk out of the building. They say it’s time to hunt, you ask what they’re hunting, why dear friend, they’re hunting YOU! A human is a much harder hunt than any animal, humans are unpredictable. You run for your life from this psychopath but he follows not far behind and here we move to our next bit.

Now on this final part you continue where you left off, running from Myron. You are to dodge trees and bushes for more efficient running so you can manage to get away from Myron who is behind you, eventually you’ll fall down a hole that’s hidden in grass and Myron will have no idea where you are. So you catch up with where you are now and this dude tells you he was one of the passengers on the crashed flight and he was also “rescued” by Myron but he managed to escape him and he hid out underground. He left clues and help all over the island so if anyone ever crashed here again, he could save them and that he’s been watching us but he couldn’t get involved or else Myron would find and kill him. He says he has a plan to defeat Myron but he can’t do it because he has a wooden leg that doesn’t have much mobility does it? His whole leg is gone and replaced by a stick. So he tells you what to get to carry out the plan and now you have to get all that stuff and capture Myron once and for all, you also free a bear and the bear becomes your friend so that’s cool.

That’s the end of Survival but I find it super fun, I mean Cabin Fever is obviously the best but all the parts are nice too.