Monster Girl Maker

I saw something idk what it was but it’s like “what are your pronouns?” “nor/mal” and watching that video gave me actual physical pain but everyone in the comments was just like “guys, stop making fun of mal. Nor just wants to be included.”

DIF ANYONE ELSE PLAY THIS?!? PLEASE PLEASE PLEA-

Man spreading while sitting on a big tire 🥛🥛

Egg beret?

Egg beret.

ok but fr I just found out this was a thing and I love it so much I’m gonna die. EGG BERET. It’s the best thing I’ve ever seen, all other clothing items look away in shame, nothing could ever be as beautiful and marvelous as the egg beret. It’s even got a little shineeteyiwbekdgdkegso- I would literally die if someone gave me this- pass away on the spot. Currently begging my parents to buy me one. EGGG FRACKJNG BERETTTTTTT!!!!!!

IM SNEAKING ON AGAIN

I just witnessed my first Shiesty 🏃🏾

paper stars are fun to make

Frog 2-D the original drawing is done by someone else, I wasn’t sure if you’d get that it’s supposed to be 2-D cuz it’s not glaringly obvious so I wrote 2-D on the frog. I also have a black eyed one

it’s the Delicious Last Course

One can eat their fill

And still stay until

The Delicious Last Course

so me and my sisters were playing Snaps because it was 5 am and we were the only ones awake and we had nothing better to do. So we were playing and I decided to go with “Madonna” and so I did the “Snaps is the name of the game” and spelled out Madonna and my sisters were so confused- they were like “what is she spelling?” And I had to repeat it like 10 different times before they finally got Madonna- they said literally everything except Madonna they said “Mad” they said “Madeline” “Maddy” “Maddog” “Mado…” “Made” they just kept going with anything as long as it wasn’t Madonna and I could not tell if they were joking or being serious but I hope they were joking-

So anyway I really have no interesting stories to tell, just that my sisters were being sleep deprived idiots.

so I was just in the comments section of a Gorillaz video. And people were arguing about Damon voicing 2-D’s singing. And I was so confused because the argument made no sense. It’s like they were arguing but they didn’t even know what they were arguing about? They were arguing about like autotune and stuff, all because of one joke comment about something Murdoc said in an interview, calling 2-D’s voice the voice of an “angle” and it felt like I took drugs which is appropriate considering the song was from The Now Now, and that whole album felt like really depressing drugs. So they were like saying stuff and it was such incoherent garbage I almost didn’t know what I was looking at. But they were talking about if 2-D has the same voice as Damon which is stupid because yes he does it’s not even an argument and they also said other stuff that I wasn’t really sure waht to make of it. Honestly it was excruciating to read and one ass just went “Damon sounds mid” and honestly dude no one fucking cares shut the fuck up, does this comment section seem like the right place for this, the comment section filled with Damon cult followers? Like seriously, why are you even listening to the song then? So I feel drunk I probs dragged on for too long and yeah.

Damn I'm sorry but I don't know what to do with my dad and I will be there in a few minutes left to go to the store and get some cheese and bacon and cheese and bacon and cheese and bacon and cheese and bacon and cheese and bacon and cheese and bacon and cheese.

omg I was like thinking of a song and I thought “omg I completely forgot about that song I should go listen to it” so I open the music app that I use and as soon as I open the search bar… I forget the song and now I have no idea what song I was tryna listen to and I don’t know how to remember it. It’s just gone now, the song is gone. And I’m upset.

me, my mom and my sister in a in-n-out drive thru

my mom: "you guys want ketchup or something like that?"

my sister: "can i get extra spread? i'm a spread addict-"

me: "....did you just say you wanna spread a dick..?"

everyone in the car looking at me.

Children :) I started playing Minecraft more and I want to make a skindex acc so any username ideas??

Boo Hoo

My oc Cotton

just a random character I made.

OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD