I should never have kids of my own, I know for a fact that I would be the worst parent ever. I just taught a 3 year old girl to say “your mom” and she just says it all the time now. What have I created.
yes the SCP (Secure Contain Protect) Foundation, they secure and contain anomalies to protect people.
SCPs are the anomalies. One of the most popular SCPs is SCP-173 a statue that will snap your neck if you look away for even just a second. Another popular one that people constantly joked about was SCP-2316 a I don’t remember I think it was a lake, when you ho to this lake it id very important for you to remember not to swim in it under any circumstances and constantly repeat the words “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” you will see floating corpses in the water and the lake will convince you it’s your loved ones and tempt you to come in to save them, once you go in, you’re not coming out. As long as you can still say “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” you will not recognize the bodies in the water.
Uh also Cheerios did we ever get a discord divorce-
For all that dont know as a joke me and cheerios got married on discord and I cant remember if we got a divorce cuz if we didnt I’m cheating rn cuz I have a gf 💔
“you kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!”
-Bob Muyskens
So I was playing Sackboy for the PS5 and I was in a race typa thing you get it. And I was aiming for a gold trophy, and I have been trying to get it for a while now. This gold trophy is all I’ve ever wanted. So I was doing this one run that was going particularly well and I was close to teh end, I could see it, it was so close I could kiss it, and time for the gold trophy had not passed yet and I was like “I’m gonna make it… I’m gonna make it!” But then the fricking obstacle tolling thingy gave me a big ol smack of reality and said “not on my watch” and I lost the gold trophy by 72 milliseconds. 72 milliseconds.
A very sad attempt at 2-D who looks like he hasn’t brushed his hair in 25 years. I’m sure you can tell that I absolutely do not struggle when drawing mouthseses? The plural of mouth sounds so weird. Mouths. Mouths… I don’t like it.
I HAVE A HANGNAOL AND I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MONDAY TO PEEL IT OFF BCZ IM GOING TO THE DOCTORS AND MY MUM WANTS THEM TO TAKE IT OFF BCZ "THEYRE PROFESSIONALS" AHHH
OMG THANKS- Now I know what I’m looking for when I go to the store instead of looking through the cereal like a blind man trying to find a moving target.
“I know it’s here somewhere, I’ll find it. I have no idea what it is but I will find it.”
oh i've been super good, school has been actually super fun for some what reason, i met new people which is cool, anyways, nice talking to u steve!! :D
I’m tryna bake something, I’m not quite sure what it is I’m baking, only that I’m trying to bake it. I can’t seem to find a recipe for it tho. What if I just half assed my own recipe, I mean, it’ll be trash but it’s worth a shot right?
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Now on ‘No One Cares’: me quoting random stuff
“you’re mean!” “Nooo. I’m goal oriented 😁”
*throws what is very obviously a bomb at you* “It’s not a bomb. It’s a puppy! Honest.”
“All I need is one lucky break… or a rich widow.”
I should never have kids of my own, I know for a fact that I would be the worst parent ever. I just taught a 3 year old girl to say “your mom” and she just says it all the time now. What have I created.
GUYS I WANNA MAKE AN SCP
HELP MEH PLS
IM
TRYNA MAKE AN SCP
Idk
do u know wht an SCP is?
yes the SCP (Secure Contain Protect) Foundation, they secure and contain anomalies to protect people.
SCPs are the anomalies. One of the most popular SCPs is SCP-173 a statue that will snap your neck if you look away for even just a second. Another popular one that people constantly joked about was SCP-2316 a I don’t remember I think it was a lake, when you ho to this lake it id very important for you to remember not to swim in it under any circumstances and constantly repeat the words “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” you will see floating corpses in the water and the lake will convince you it’s your loved ones and tempt you to come in to save them, once you go in, you’re not coming out. As long as you can still say “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” you will not recognize the bodies in the water.
I know what an SCP is but I’m not gonna make one.
ok cool
But
The most familair one to me is
3008(mostly bc theres a rblx game on it BUT IVE SEEN THERE VID)
The… the retail unit? I don’t know anything about it other than that it’s a retail unit. 🤡
oml I play that
gitchi gitch ya ya da d
Gutchi guch boop boop de do
back on mgm because CHEERIOS IS BACK <3
Uh also Cheerios did we ever get a discord divorce-
For all that dont know as a joke me and cheerios got married on discord and I cant remember if we got a divorce cuz if we didnt I’m cheating rn cuz I have a gf 💔
Oh mah god
I DO remeber that-
It was stuck in some deep dark part of my brain
Where i keep all mah secrets from mah mom
MGM is one of them
And once i had discord so yeeeee
Btw im quiting
….
YOUR QUITTING?!
in 2023 yes
Damn wish you werent leaving 😔
its ok u have a WHOLE year to talk abt it
NoIcE
I would love if a band literally made an album called ur mom, even if it dates the album, I don’t care, I would love it.
YEAH WE DID
ooooh alrighty
My gf is nice btw, you’d like her
yo I made a new disc bc 1 I’m bouta be allowed it and 2 I couldnt get in to the other two accounts
Guys..erm... i havve some bad news..
You see... im planing to quit in 2023..
Ik yall must be like"WHY?"(yk maybe not-)
Uhhh..studies... and +my mom is forcin me..
Why 2023?
I needa finish my RP'S first XD-
Well uh.. i might come back after a few years...
And if i can manage to log in on my PC
Then yea-
Uh...
I don’t wanna start school again. I felt like the vacation started and then it finished and I didn’t get a chance to do shit.
Y'ALL WHAT IS THIS FISH
its me at 3 am when I stub my toe but dont wanna scream
same energy as my dog rn ⭕️
this game is so 2000 and late
dick and balls
kys
:trolled:
“you kissed victory on the lips, but it was your cousin!”
-Bob Muyskens
So I was playing Sackboy for the PS5 and I was in a race typa thing you get it. And I was aiming for a gold trophy, and I have been trying to get it for a while now. This gold trophy is all I’ve ever wanted. So I was doing this one run that was going particularly well and I was close to teh end, I could see it, it was so close I could kiss it, and time for the gold trophy had not passed yet and I was like “I’m gonna make it… I’m gonna make it!” But then the fricking obstacle tolling thingy gave me a big ol smack of reality and said “not on my watch” and I lost the gold trophy by 72 milliseconds. 72 milliseconds.
scratch that… 14 milliseconds
OMG I MADE IT I DID IT I WON WITH 4 MILLISECONDS TO SPARE I AM SO GREAT I AM THE ALL MIGHTY BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS
story of my life fr
If anyone here buys me spare ribs and rice I'll give em a big smooch
Meow meow cat.
K=FC2
Uh hello.
Y'ALL CORY CAME BACK OMG
wouldn't it be disrespectful for sw to make a smut abt a deceased person?
It would.
Whatchu waitin for?
LOL CAME ALL THIS WAY FOR NOTHING LMAO
album name ideas so I can draw more album cover ideas
tbh i like fojane1520 more than cidr
GIRL WITH GREEN EYES
OMG I USED TO PLAY THAT ALL THE TIME I LOVED THAT GAME
it’s fun… and then you run out of things to do that you don’t have to pay real money for and it’s just like :
FRRR
🚶♀️
A very sad attempt at 2-D who looks like he hasn’t brushed his hair in 25 years. I’m sure you can tell that I absolutely do not struggle when drawing mouthseses? The plural of mouth sounds so weird. Mouths. Mouths… I don’t like it.
I Burned my finger🙃
THE BAFFFF (I spelled nickels wrong 😭)
Me: wow I should drink water.
Also me: *doesn’t drink water*
My freezer is making a weird noise. Like flies or something. It’s freaking me out.
I HAVE A HANGNAOL AND I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MONDAY TO PEEL IT OFF BCZ IM GOING TO THE DOCTORS AND MY MUM WANTS THEM TO TAKE IT OFF BCZ "THEYRE PROFESSIONALS" AHHH
huh?????
uh- I have a hangnail and my mum won't let me take it off and now I have to wait until Monday
ah.
2 low quality images of album cover ideas because I was bored, idfk.
💃
Cheerios.... My mortal enemy. (Btw it's me, Auntie)
cheerios are my favorite cereal, right after the puffy chocolate ones filled with more melted chocolate, what are they called?
uhm...ik it starts withe a k...Krazzes? Kraz..idk I'll look it up-
ITS CALLED KRAVE
OMG THANKS- Now I know what I’m looking for when I go to the store instead of looking through the cereal like a blind man trying to find a moving target.
“I know it’s here somewhere, I’ll find it. I have no idea what it is but I will find it.”
HIIIII
AHHHH
AHHHHHH
HEY
HIIII 😋
HRU
IM GOOD WBU
GOOD JUST HAD MY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
VERY SCARRY
hiiii hai hii hi hi hi haiii ^__^ hii hi :3 hiii :D hellooo :p
Ello
your parent.
hey steve ^^
heyyy its been a while since weve spoken lol
yeah fr, anyways, how are you???
ive been feeling okay, wbu??
oh i've been super good, school has been actually super fun for some what reason, i met new people which is cool, anyways, nice talking to u steve!! :D
BAHIYYIH!!!!! AHHHHHH!!! ALL THE HEUNING SIBLINGS (AND THEIR FATHER) ARE HOT BUT.. BAHIYYH-
oop
💀
this is so deep 🕳
dude roblox sucks ass
crow was right
also idk why it says that my robux is fucking: "?" when i know damn well i only have like 20.
AND ALL I SAID WAS : "shes a bit angy" AND BIT ISN'T EVEN SPELT TIGHT??
HOW IS IT HARASSMENT??
HOW IS "me" OR "i do" OR "it's uhhhhh" HARASSMEBT?!?!??!?!?!
BITCH
ROBLOX
I WANT MY MONEY BACK
I KNOW DAMN WELL I'VE SPENT MORE THAN 500 DOLLARS ON UR GAME.
why did you spend money on a free to play game that is known to have problems with the ban system?
yknow
actually
not my fuckin money
my mothers
lmfao
BUT
im not ban
BUT
i got another warning
Bats...just bats
bats like the animal or baseball bats?
both
Indeed. So adorableee
I GOT A PCC!!!!!
I HAVE ROBLOX ON IT TOOOOOO
IM GONNA HOPEFULLY BE ABLE TO LOG ON THERE IF NOT ILL JUST MSKE ANOTHER ALT ACC
:DDDDD
Good for u
:D
Me: *does literally anything*
My brain:
It’s like “did I eat… or did I just think about eating?”
I’m tryna bake something, I’m not quite sure what it is I’m baking, only that I’m trying to bake it. I can’t seem to find a recipe for it tho. What if I just half assed my own recipe, I mean, it’ll be trash but it’s worth a shot right?
guys look, it’s Chaggie and Snooby. Why are you bleaching your eyes, what’s wrong with Chaggie and Snooby?
I think my favorite part of this is the (-1)
ratlobber
good for you.
Where’s MY confident system 🤡