Monster Girl Maker

hi people

if I had a band what do you gusy think I would name it?

might fucking quite the mgm comment section ngl

Edit: I meant quit not quite

when nat gets mad

Me:

don’t come to me to solve things

That’s crow’s job not mine

I’m not really an itch person I’m a vrchat person thank you very much

https://aaveglossary.carrd.co/ y'all. Pls. Read it. It's not all of the AAVE words but it's prob 9/10ths 

Just educate urself pls

Courage the Cowardly Dog: *exists*

Every kid who ever watched it:

Can also be said for most kids shows from before it was unacceptable to have this stuff in you show made for literal children. Tbh, the shows were so much cooler. Traumatizing but way cooler.

hi mgm comments

so like…. I’m so fuckinj bored rn and everyone is up and all but there’s literally nothing I have to do because I’ve been stuck outside a grocery store for 12 minutes 😭

im trynna design a profile right? IDK WHAT TO DRAW 😭 

Edit: I MADE ITT <3

Isnt it neat..?

It’s alley Gato 

Reminder

I’m always here

Always

I know things that you don’t

I see you through mirrors

I eat birds 😈

Except for crows-

Man those are- special-

I AM SO SMART, I ACTUALLY LOOKED AT THE REVIEWS B4 BUYING SMTH AND I ALMOST GOT SCAMMED BUT I WAS RLLY HAPPY TO GET IT AND NOW I SAM

Im not saying I'm a scientist or anything but like I just thought about an oven that like...puts things and takes things out for you if u don't like heat or if ur injured or smth but yea-

OMG, I JUST FOUND OUT ABT IF I GO MISSING JOURNALS AND OMG THEYRE SO COOL I WANT WANT AND YEA

more spam LOL

Trust me I didnt really mean the /j after what I said last, this bitch finna make me so mad I fell like 😡 but I know I aint red

(haha Im sorta spamming but anyways)

NO

I WAS DRAWING RIGHT

AND SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE MAVIS FROM HOTEL TRANSLAVANIA (MY SPELLING LOL) WITH LONG HAIR AND A ROSE EYE-

AHHHHHH 😭 

🤧👍

I had the funniest encounter today

Lawful please reply if thats still your name on here idk

But anyways I was playing roblox right? And it was a horse game (GO AHEAD call me a horse girl idc) and then I was trading people for horses right..? I WENT TO SOMEONES ISLAND NAMED ALLEY AND THEY WERE LIKE “ Your username looks familiar” and I responded with “Yeah alot of people use like Teddy Bear now” and they were like “Are you a youtuber perhaps?” And I said “Yeah I am” and then they said they were lawful and we talked for a while- 

So yeah 🤧👌

HELP. SW ASKED ME WHAT MY NUMBER IS AND THEYRE KINDA MEAN AND RLLY REPETITIVE AND DRY. WHAT DO I SAY- 

I'm sick

The bad one-😭😭

nailsss

I need a gun to keep myself among

The poor people are burning in the sun

But they ain't got a chance

They ain't got a chance

I need a gun

'Cause all I do is dance

'Cause all I do is dance

I need a gun to keep myself among

The poor people are burning in the sun

No, they ain't got a chance

They ain't got a chance

I need a gun

'Cause all I do is dance

'Cause all I do is dance

In my backpack

I got my act right

In case you act quite difficult

And yo is so weakin'

With anger and discontent

Some are seeking and searching like me, moi

I'm a peace-loving decoy

Ready for retaliation

I change the whole occasion to a pine box six-under

Impulsive don't ask wild wonder

Orders given to me is

Strike and I'm thunder with lightning fast reflexes

On constant alert from the constant hurt

That seems limitless with no dropping pressure

Seems like everybody's out to test ya

'Til they see you brake

They can't conceal the hate that consumes you

I'm the reason why you flipped your soosa

Chill with your old lady at the tilt

I got a ninety days digit

And I'm filled with guilt

From things that I've seen

Your water's from a bottle

Mine's from a canteen

At night I hear the shots

Ring so I'm a light sleeper

The cost of life

It seems to get cheaper

Out in the desert

With my street sweeper

The war is over

So said the speaker with the flight suit on

Maybe to him I'm just a pawn

So he can advance

Remember when I used to dance

Man, all I want to do is dance

I need a gun to keep myself among

Random stuff I want just because why not:

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool

And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket

I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"

First class, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass

Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?

Hmm, this might be alright

But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to Bel Air"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later"

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air