Im not saying I'm a scientist or anything but like I just thought about an oven that like...puts things and takes things out for you if u don't like heat or if ur injured or smth but yea-
PLEADE- so me and my sister were watching Teen Wolf and Derek showed up and hse wad kiks “Dewek.” And now every time we see Dewek we call him Dewek and I can’t stop laughing.
So what, you write in this journal things that tell people what clues to look for to help find you if you go missing and you’ll just plant clues as you’re missing how? what breadcrumb trail are you gonna leave as your unconscious body is being dragged off by a kidnapper or your dead body being buried by a murderer?
Ok what I’m about to say might take the fun out of writing an If I Go Missing journal, but I’m just looking at this from a logical point of view, not a fun activity to do in my free time point of view.
I still don’t see it, I can just write all this stuff in a normal diary which will be just as, if not more helpful than this. I mean, I don’t see the appeal in expecting to be kidnapped or slaughtered brutally with an axe. I’m a fan of true crime but I never want any of that to happen to me. Besides, the chances of your kidnapper/murderer being anyone on your list are pretty low. If you ask me, a diary is better, maybe someone will notice something you didn’t or something like that. Idk I just don’t find it very fun.
Lawful please reply if thats still your name on here idk
But anyways I was playing roblox right? And it was a horse game (GO AHEAD call me a horse girl idc) and then I was trading people for horses right..? I WENT TO SOMEONES ISLAND NAMED ALLEY AND THEY WERE LIKE “ Your username looks familiar” and I responded with “Yeah alot of people use like Teddy Bear now” and they were like “Are you a youtuber perhaps?” And I said “Yeah I am” and then they said they were lawful and we talked for a while-
I shouldn’t have eaten that ice cream. My sister like “yeah sure eat the ice cream” yeah the expired ice cream. Best siblings ever amirite. I’m in pain. Very very pain. Kill me now.
dude you know when you see some delicious snack in your house so you ask who it’s for and then it’s like “oh, if you want it you can have it.” And I’m just like “wait what- no- but-“ “Whatever, if you want to eat it just eat it.” until eventually you give in and reluctantly eat it. It’s like- WHY DO YOU THINK IM ASKING WHO ITS FOR SO I CAN EAT IT EITHER WAY? I’m asking so I know if it’s okay to eat it or not. “Who’s it for” means “if this belongs to someone I will not eat it” but then they jeep going like “no no have it” and now you feel bad for eating it.
HELP I keeps seeing this “healthy breakfast” tik tok thing on my fyp and it looks so good but I also don’t wanna but it’s got healthy cookie muffin lava cake thing that I rlly wanna try but ik if I made it would be horrible and you can’t judge food solely on looks and idk I want to try it but I don’t yk
Someone buy me a Gudetama shirt RIGHT NOW especially if it has his butt in it. In fact, buy me anything with Gudetama and I will give you my kidneys, my soul, you want a limb? I’ll give it to you!
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
Go for the moon Go for the moon Go for the moon Go for the moon
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
Sup Cheese Bags. I am once again asking for your support.
watch Glitch Techs please. It’s a really good show. The first episode is a little messy but otherwise it’s really great and I urge you to watch it. On repeat. For hours. I want my fucking third season and if I don’t get one I will not hesitate to throw a temper tantrum, so you had better watch it. But on your first watch pls pay attention bcs it’s a really good show. I really like it and Miko is better than everyone else so SUCK IT! Also, here’s a picture of Mitch Williams, the designated frenemy of everyone. He’ll always be an ass, but that’s what makes him Mitch Williams.
please, if Glitch Techs is canceled I will genuinely be upset. Maybe you watching it won’t save the show but it’s the only way. Also it’s a really good show and it’s way too underrated.
The Noah Schnapp and Doja thing is so dumb!! Ppl r calling it drama even though there's barely nuthin to it 🤷🏾♀️ Doja was lowk over reacting and Noah probably shouldn't have posted the messages
I read the new episode of Jackson’s Diary and immediately fast passed because YOU CANNOT LEAVE IT LIKE THAT and I’m cryinggggggggggg so this was very fun
Uhm I was bored so imma talk about some of my favorite Gorillaz songs- you can see me progressively get more lazy with my explanation of what's good abt the song.
Kids With Guns: a good song to bop your head to, I really like the bass line, it's simple but like... it's just so good for some reason. I do feel like the end is just a bit cluttered but still a good song nonetheless.
Dirty Harry: rapping is good but I'd have to say it was my least favorite part of the song. I've listened to the song multiple times, and I really like the instrumental, it's very... idk it's got a vibe yk. And the kids singing these lyrics just adds more weight to the meaning.
Feel Good Inc.: like many, many, many others, I was introduced to Gorillaz via Feel Good Inc. and this song will never not be good. I've memorized the lyrics by heart, I can recite them to you right now. The instrumental just scares me because it's like... it just doesn't sound right without 2-D.
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead: the 4th Demon Days song in a row... uh anyway I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T I BE. It's absolutely gorgeous. I just- all I have to say is, mwa, chef's kiss.
DARE: •3• uhm... so Demon Days is rlly good huh... IT'S DARE- uh so if you don't like something in the world, instead of whining about it and being a big pissy baby, GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I like that, very nicu, much vibe.
Clint Eastwood: 2-D be like *monkey noises*, he also sounds like his nose is blocked. Like- does he need a tissue or something? But I do like the vocals. I also like the bass line... again, it's simple but cool. Uh very nice song. It's about drugs!
Rock The House: who's playing the flute. WHO'S PLAYING THE FLUTE???????? Uh anyway, the trumpet is good, I want it to be played at my funeral so everyone will be crying and then it's just "S H A K E Y O U R A S S" because who wouldn't want that. Fun funeral, and everyone will realize they never actually knew me, they only knew what I let them know.
Momentary Bliss: THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE ONE- I just love how it's so aggressively positive. I've also memorized the lyrics to this. I think I've listened to this song a total of 5728983723928373456 times. My brain has become a slushy from headbanging. This is the song that will save me from Vencussy.
Souk Eye: *through tears* I'm not crying you are. Dude- you can hear 2-D sniffling as he plays the piano keyboard whatever, SHIT MAN- aughfshfghaughfaushuhysahudgau- HE WAS CRYING- YOU CAN'T DO THAT- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cracker Island: "We're here for the cult stuff. We saw the ad on craigslist." uh anyway, me likey. I mean it's good and I love the vibe, would join the cult 100% uh- it's not really over the top amazing wow best song but it's really good.
19-2000: waw, nicey. IDK what else to say other than I really like it. I also cannot tell what instrument is what- I'm not a musician. I really like the music that I couldn't take apart for the life of me. But it is very noicu.
Pac-Man: You guys know me by now. I like this song because Pac-Man and Gorillaz. What else do you need? Nothing. Also Russel drumming by punching the punching bag is just such a fun thing.
The Pink Phantom: Elton John. That's all I have to say, thank you ladies and gentlemen and other human beings.
Aries: It was so fucking cute until the pickled cactus ruined it.
Rhinestone Eyes: waw (～￣▽￣)～
Tranz: so I listened more closely to the lyrics... I'm just gonna say it's about a drug trip and ignore the other possible option for the meaning of the lyrics. Uh also, trance music is so nice and idk why, I just like it.
Humility: did 2-D just slap Jack Black's ass???????? Funny, yes, but not funny haha, funny weird. Uh anyway, very nice, summery vibe, also sad, I'm sad, this album makes me sad.
On Melancholy Hill: very cute song.
Strange Timez: Gorillaz music videos are just drug trips istg.
The Valley of the Pagans: OnE hUnDrEd MiLlIoN vIaGrA tAbLeTs- uh very cool song, also gta.
The Lost Chord: Oh my god... *crying* I'm crying for more reasons than one.
Desole: I... but the pickled cactus... guys... the pickled cactus... *more cryinggggg* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Saturnz Barz: I really like 2-D's vocals coming in at the end, it's rlly nice, also this music video is just so funny- like... dude.
Friday 13th: Oh boy... uhm... the instrumental is nice. And only the instrumental.
I could keep going but... do you know how many songs there are... hundreds... hundreds of songs... I am not that dedicated.
Everyone else in my family: normal Netflix profiles
Me:
The extension I used to have a custom Netflix profile picture only appears on my screen so the second picture is what appears on everyone else’s screen
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Im not saying I'm a scientist or anything but like I just thought about an oven that like...puts things and takes things out for you if u don't like heat or if ur injured or smth but yea-
Man it's almost 5am I meant to say inventor
PLEADE- so me and my sister were watching Teen Wolf and Derek showed up and hse wad kiks “Dewek.” And now every time we see Dewek we call him Dewek and I can’t stop laughing.
OMG, I JUST FOUND OUT ABT IF I GO MISSING JOURNALS AND OMG THEYRE SO COOL I WANT WANT AND YEA
So what, you write in this journal things that tell people what clues to look for to help find you if you go missing and you’ll just plant clues as you’re missing how? what breadcrumb trail are you gonna leave as your unconscious body is being dragged off by a kidnapper or your dead body being buried by a murderer?
yea- it's fun if u like that true crime stuff and if I actually do go missing then it'd be a pretty helpful thing
You can put ur work schedule, people of interest, other things
Ok what I’m about to say might take the fun out of writing an If I Go Missing journal, but I’m just looking at this from a logical point of view, not a fun activity to do in my free time point of view.
I still don’t see it, I can just write all this stuff in a normal diary which will be just as, if not more helpful than this. I mean, I don’t see the appeal in expecting to be kidnapped or slaughtered brutally with an axe. I’m a fan of true crime but I never want any of that to happen to me. Besides, the chances of your kidnapper/murderer being anyone on your list are pretty low. If you ask me, a diary is better, maybe someone will notice something you didn’t or something like that. Idk I just don’t find it very fun.
I just don't wanna write a lot of stuff down bcz it's giving me the promts
Scott: *literally worshipping Allison as if she were some kind of goddess*
Me watching the show:
Hehe I can't breathe and I'm shakin 😛
more spam LOL
Trust me I didnt really mean the /j after what I said last, this bitch finna make me so mad I fell like 😡 but I know I aint red
XD
WDYM OH NO-
Sending myself to an early grave /j
Uhm...pls educate urself on AAVE, it would be very benifical to u and ppl like you /nri (no rude intent) /srs
(haha Im sorta spamming but anyways)
NO
I WAS DRAWING RIGHT
AND SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE MAVIS FROM HOTEL TRANSLAVANIA (MY SPELLING LOL) WITH LONG HAIR AND A ROSE EYE-
AHHHHHH 😭
🤧👍
i ruined it 😭
Edit: I only ruined it because I decided to try and use a sharpie to outline her mouth-
I had the funniest encounter today
Lawful please reply if thats still your name on here idk
But anyways I was playing roblox right? And it was a horse game (GO AHEAD call me a horse girl idc) and then I was trading people for horses right..? I WENT TO SOMEONES ISLAND NAMED ALLEY AND THEY WERE LIKE “ Your username looks familiar” and I responded with “Yeah alot of people use like Teddy Bear now” and they were like “Are you a youtuber perhaps?” And I said “Yeah I am” and then they said they were lawful and we talked for a while-
So yeah 🤧👌
i threw something and it went int my fan and idk where it launched-
salutations sir
Go check out my new chat room <3 Its called I made this as a distraction
HELP. SW ASKED ME WHAT MY NUMBER IS AND THEYRE KINDA MEAN AND RLLY REPETITIVE AND DRY. WHAT DO I SAY-
say no
if they don’t accept your no then just ignore them every time they talk to you.
Warning: possibly gross
I shouldn’t have eaten that ice cream. My sister like “yeah sure eat the ice cream” yeah the expired ice cream. Best siblings ever amirite. I’m in pain. Very very pain. Kill me now.
I'm sick
The bad one-😭😭
you mean… the bad one?
dude you know when you see some delicious snack in your house so you ask who it’s for and then it’s like “oh, if you want it you can have it.” And I’m just like “wait what- no- but-“ “Whatever, if you want to eat it just eat it.” until eventually you give in and reluctantly eat it. It’s like- WHY DO YOU THINK IM ASKING WHO ITS FOR SO I CAN EAT IT EITHER WAY? I’m asking so I know if it’s okay to eat it or not. “Who’s it for” means “if this belongs to someone I will not eat it” but then they jeep going like “no no have it” and now you feel bad for eating it.
nailsss
MaTeRiAl GwOrL
yes thank you. I don’t even wang permanent nails, I wouldn’t be able to live with them
HELP I keeps seeing this “healthy breakfast” tik tok thing on my fyp and it looks so good but I also don’t wanna but it’s got healthy cookie muffin lava cake thing that I rlly wanna try but ik if I made it would be horrible and you can’t judge food solely on looks and idk I want to try it but I don’t yk
I need a gun to keep myself among
The poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
'Cause all I do is dance
'Cause all I do is dance
I need a gun to keep myself among
The poor people are burning in the sun
No, they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
'Cause all I do is dance
'Cause all I do is dance
In my backpack
I got my act right
In case you act quite difficult
And yo is so weakin'
With anger and discontent
Some are seeking and searching like me, moi
I'm a peace-loving decoy
Ready for retaliation
I change the whole occasion to a pine box six-under
Impulsive don't ask wild wonder
Orders given to me is
Strike and I'm thunder with lightning fast reflexes
On constant alert from the constant hurt
That seems limitless with no dropping pressure
Seems like everybody's out to test ya
'Til they see you brake
They can't conceal the hate that consumes you
I'm the reason why you flipped your soosa
Chill with your old lady at the tilt
I got a ninety days digit
And I'm filled with guilt
From things that I've seen
Your water's from a bottle
Mine's from a canteen
At night I hear the shots
Ring so I'm a light sleeper
The cost of life
It seems to get cheaper
Out in the desert
With my street sweeper
The war is over
So said the speaker with the flight suit on
Maybe to him I'm just a pawn
So he can advance
Remember when I used to dance
Man, all I want to do is dance
I need a gun to keep myself among
Yeahhh Dirty Harry ｡(*^▽^*)ゞ
yuhh
Yk the instrumental is rlly nice :)
" I have a crush on ur friend"
Once is an incident
Twice is a coincidence
Thrice is a pattern
I MUGHT WATCH THIS ANIME CUZ IT LOOKS VV FUNNY
Random stuff I want just because why not:
there’s more
buncha shirts
(Hellfire shirt twice because I want it so much you have no idea, I might explode)
Someone buy me a Gudetama shirt RIGHT NOW especially if it has his butt in it. In fact, buy me anything with Gudetama and I will give you my kidneys, my soul, you want a limb? I’ll give it to you!
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to Bel Air"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Alright guys, I'm doing "Take On Me" now
Alright, ha-pa-ba-ba-ba
I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good
Minin' away, I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway in this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?
Mine diamonds (take on me)
Mine diamonds (take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two
So easy to mine with my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay in my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make a lock on it
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
I'll mine them
So far I've got two, ah
I'm alright, I'm ready
All these diamonds sittin' carefully away
I'm getting worried if they might get stolen (turn it off)
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Now they're safe now
Now that they're safe now
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Uh, uh, thanks
Thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song
I think it's time for you to know the awful truth
Mm, the truth about me, and the truth about you
'Cause you're a brand-new species
Big cat (oh-oh), space Nazis, Robert Stack (oh, oh)
God-damn it, gonna snap, Leonard Nimoy (oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Call me back (call me back)
I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one
On your AM, AM radio
Oh, I'm crying now, authentic tears
They flow out of me when I think about you
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this
Oh my god
I try, and I try, and I try to make you listen to me
I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out
'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one (hey)
On your AM, AM radio
Don't hang up yet, I'm not done
I'm an expert, I'm the one
The one who was right all along
Better to be laughed at than wrong
I'm an expert in my field
UFOlogy, yes, it's all real
Ancient aliens, it's all true
I'm an expert just like you
And like you, I'm a genius before my time
Disbelieving, that's the real crime
Pretty soon, they'll discover me
In the Super-Sargasso Sea
I try to call you every day
What can I say when the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out (now)
'Cause I'm the right one (now) on my touch-tone telephone (now)
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one on your AM radio
(On your AM, AM radio)
I want, I want to be a machine
And I want to be shiny chrome and clean
There's something, something, some-
There's something wrong with me, oh no
I want, I can change my CPU
'Cause I am scared, I'll be the same to you
There's something, something, some-
There's something wrong with me
And now it's back to square one
Feel another attack, a reaction impacting
Every time I start a brand-new track
A brand-new plaque, a brand-new stack
If I can hack it without getting distracted
And breaking a new contract
I'm getting limited by flesh and blood
Dopamine receptor needs a fresh flood of the chemicals
Serotonin feeling so ephemeral in general malaise
I'm stuck wasting several days waiting for a burst of inspiration
Instigation of a more productive phase
Organic brain in a panic, clash! I gotta go fast like Sanic
Double the time it takes, double the bad mistakes
Double the monthly breakdown, the shake-down
The trouble with self-doubt, I'm feeling sick of confusion
Give in to the robotic focus and out with the human
I want, I want to be a machine
And I want to be shiny chrome and clean
There's something, something, some-
There's something wrong with me, oh no
I want, I can change my CPU
'Cause I am scared, I'll be the same to you
There's something, something, some-
There's something wrong with me
And now it's back to square one
Feel the pulse like the rhythm that's breaking
Maybe it's the pills that I've been takin'
But I feel overclocked, overworked
Over and over, too hot, I got to stop
Turn the plan on, turn the fan on
Melting from the inside, trying to stand on fire
Downed wires, it's got a virus
Thought it was the new me, back to the old trip!
Heart goes boom, trapped in a padded room
A womb for powerless flowers who can't bloom
Don't assume from afar that you can diagnose a ghost
Just from looking at the scars, stars in your eyes I can tell
But you're living in denial, try out living in hell
You'll be sick of confusion, start new infusion
Robotic is better than human
I want, I want to be a machine
And I want to be shiny chrome and clean
There's something, something, some-
There's something wrong with me, oh no
I want, I can change my CPU
'Cause I am scared, I'll be the same to you
There's something, something, some-
There's something wrong with me
And now it's back to square one
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want to be a machine
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want, I want
I want, I want to be a machine
Listen close
Follow my instructions
There is no
Time for introductions
He was the one that made us
You'll be the one to save us
Underground
Welcome to the circus
Power down
Are you feeling nervous?
His voice means to deceive you
My voice just wants to lead you
Below the surface
Built without purpose
Did we deserve this?
You're here to serve
Daddy please!
We all scream for ice cream
This machine
Will help you with the brain freeze
The stage lights up with controlled shocks
So tighten up all your spring locks
Through the vent
Keeping your composure
Hold your breath
Something's creeping closer
There's no one left to find you
I'll take your place inside you
Below the surface
Built without purpose
Did we deserve this?
You're here to serve us
I'll take your place
Behind the mask
Then I'll be first
And you'll be last
Yeah, you'll be last
Exotic butters
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, okay?
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But I'll be stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is okay
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
Oh, the things that you say, yeah
Is it life or
Just to play my worries away?
You're all the things I've got to remember
You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway
Take on me (take on me)
Take me on (take on me)
I'll be gone
In a day
I'll be gone (take on me, take on me)
In a day (take me on, take on me)
(Take on me, take on me)
(Take me on, take on me)
(Take on me)
ISHBOOOOOOO!!!
:)
HES MY FAV ALL THAT CHARACTER
cool cool I haven’t watched it
Sup Cheese Bags.
I am once again asking for your support.
watch Glitch Techs please. It’s a really good show. The first episode is a little messy but otherwise it’s really great and I urge you to watch it. On repeat. For hours. I want my fucking third season and if I don’t get one I will not hesitate to throw a temper tantrum, so you had better watch it. But on your first watch pls pay attention bcs it’s a really good show. I really like it and Miko is better than everyone else so SUCK IT! Also, here’s a picture of Mitch Williams, the designated frenemy of everyone. He’ll always be an ass, but that’s what makes him Mitch Williams.
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please, if Glitch Techs is canceled I will genuinely be upset. Maybe you watching it won’t save the show but it’s the only way. Also it’s a really good show and it’s way too underrated.
uh- idk
idk.
uh- ok. I’m tired. Brain no do the brain thing
The Noah Schnapp and Doja thing is so dumb!! Ppl r calling it drama even though there's barely nuthin to it 🤷🏾♀️ Doja was lowk over reacting and Noah probably shouldn't have posted the messages
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
This might be my last post ever.....
IN THIS HOUSE CUZ IM MOVIN SUCKERS
wow, me too. I’m going to a different country for a short period of time but when I come back I’ll be in a new house. Have fun ig!
I read the new episode of Jackson’s Diary and immediately fast passed because YOU CANNOT LEAVE IT LIKE THAT and I’m cryinggggggggggg so this was very fun
Uhm I was bored so imma talk about some of my favorite Gorillaz songs- you can see me progressively get more lazy with my explanation of what's good abt the song.
Kids With Guns: a good song to bop your head to, I really like the bass line, it's simple but like... it's just so good for some reason. I do feel like the end is just a bit cluttered but still a good song nonetheless.
Dirty Harry: rapping is good but I'd have to say it was my least favorite part of the song. I've listened to the song multiple times, and I really like the instrumental, it's very... idk it's got a vibe yk. And the kids singing these lyrics just adds more weight to the meaning.
Feel Good Inc.: like many, many, many others, I was introduced to Gorillaz via Feel Good Inc. and this song will never not be good. I've memorized the lyrics by heart, I can recite them to you right now. The instrumental just scares me because it's like... it just doesn't sound right without 2-D.
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead: the 4th Demon Days song in a row... uh anyway I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T I BE. It's absolutely gorgeous. I just- all I have to say is, mwa, chef's kiss.
DARE: •3• uhm... so Demon Days is rlly good huh... IT'S DARE- uh so if you don't like something in the world, instead of whining about it and being a big pissy baby, GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I like that, very nicu, much vibe.
Clint Eastwood: 2-D be like *monkey noises*, he also sounds like his nose is blocked. Like- does he need a tissue or something? But I do like the vocals. I also like the bass line... again, it's simple but cool. Uh very nice song. It's about drugs!
Rock The House: who's playing the flute. WHO'S PLAYING THE FLUTE???????? Uh anyway, the trumpet is good, I want it to be played at my funeral so everyone will be crying and then it's just "S H A K E Y O U R A S S" because who wouldn't want that. Fun funeral, and everyone will realize they never actually knew me, they only knew what I let them know.
Momentary Bliss: THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE ONE- I just love how it's so aggressively positive. I've also memorized the lyrics to this. I think I've listened to this song a total of 5728983723928373456 times. My brain has become a slushy from headbanging. This is the song that will save me from Vencussy.
Souk Eye: *through tears* I'm not crying you are. Dude- you can hear 2-D sniffling as he plays the piano keyboard whatever, SHIT MAN- aughfshfghaughfaushuhysahudgau- HE WAS CRYING- YOU CAN'T DO THAT- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cracker Island: "We're here for the cult stuff. We saw the ad on craigslist." uh anyway, me likey. I mean it's good and I love the vibe, would join the cult 100% uh- it's not really over the top amazing wow best song but it's really good.
19-2000: waw, nicey. IDK what else to say other than I really like it. I also cannot tell what instrument is what- I'm not a musician. I really like the music that I couldn't take apart for the life of me. But it is very noicu.
Pac-Man: You guys know me by now. I like this song because Pac-Man and Gorillaz. What else do you need? Nothing. Also Russel drumming by punching the punching bag is just such a fun thing.
The Pink Phantom: Elton John. That's all I have to say, thank you ladies and gentlemen and other human beings.
Aries: It was so fucking cute until the pickled cactus ruined it.
Rhinestone Eyes: waw (～￣▽￣)～
Tranz: so I listened more closely to the lyrics... I'm just gonna say it's about a drug trip and ignore the other possible option for the meaning of the lyrics. Uh also, trance music is so nice and idk why, I just like it.
Humility: did 2-D just slap Jack Black's ass???????? Funny, yes, but not funny haha, funny weird. Uh anyway, very nice, summery vibe, also sad, I'm sad, this album makes me sad.
On Melancholy Hill: very cute song.
Strange Timez: Gorillaz music videos are just drug trips istg.
The Valley of the Pagans: OnE hUnDrEd MiLlIoN vIaGrA tAbLeTs- uh very cool song, also gta.
The Lost Chord: Oh my god... *crying* I'm crying for more reasons than one.
Desole: I... but the pickled cactus... guys... the pickled cactus... *more cryinggggg* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Saturnz Barz: I really like 2-D's vocals coming in at the end, it's rlly nice, also this music video is just so funny- like... dude.
Friday 13th: Oh boy... uhm... the instrumental is nice. And only the instrumental.
I could keep going but... do you know how many songs there are... hundreds... hundreds of songs... I am not that dedicated.
Everyone else in my family: normal Netflix profiles
Me:
The extension I used to have a custom Netflix profile picture only appears on my screen so the second picture is what appears on everyone else’s screen
feel like everything in your life is falling apart?
*judgment knights of thunder plays in background*
This must be the work of...
THE DARK REUNION
JSJSJSJSJ FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS SAIKI K
FINALLY??????? I've known Saki K since... I don't remember when- but I've known it for a while
same
It's only one serving, and they're charging almost 3000 yen for it. That's obscene. Who would spend that much money on coffee jelly... I would.
I haven't watched the dub but I plan to-
lmao
Yeah uhm yeah uh yeah I almost lost my dog today and started panicking but he was literally in a bush 😗🚶
I took a cool picture but the file is too big so I can’t show you it, but it’s a super cool picture.
I'm going nuts