Yeah, insect pinches on the bottom of your feet are the worst, but have you ever gotten one on the bottom of a toe (not showing pictures, you have to pay me)
so I downloaded the hit game ‘BeFunnyNow!’ available on all devices completely free and the greatest game this side of the zeros and ones, but the thing is, I’m not funny so… I’m basically broke.
I just watched Lucy… that was probably the dumbest movie I’ve watched. Honestly I think I lost more braincells during that, than I did during the new pinocchio movie.
I mean, sure. I do hope you don't mind a bit slow replies, I'm kinda-working on a MASSIVE character making spree rn, and I'm only like, BARELY a quarters way done. >v>
ok so… fed some cats outside… and I think they thought we adopted them, so they were waiting at the door for me to open it and I was stuck outside for a solid idek how long with two possibly disease ridden cats meowing and rubbing up on me so I can open the door to let them inside, and I couldn’t open the door because I didn’t want them inside, I managed to trick them so I can get away but now I kinda feel bad cuz they’re meowing at the door, but also I have a rash now. Great.
ok. Not just the pool that’s closed. Everything else is also closed. I really wanna just go up to the people and just tell them how fucking stupidly incompetent they are.
Allow me to rant about how Mike Wheeler does not deserve the hate he gets.
Ok so first, lying to El. You’re blaming Mike for this… he’s a child who just got threatened by a man 10x his size what did you expect him to do bake some fucking cookies?? And the whole “different species” thing is Lucas’ fault. He put those words into Mike’s mouth. Mike himself clearly didn’t believe that until Lucas said it, and Lucas is supposedly more experienced so what’s he gonna do? Not believe him? Bro just tried his best and got dumped. Besides, El is like “why’re you treating me like trash? I dump your ass.” Meanwhile, before this, Mike has treated El with nothing but love and respect and was the only one who cared for her when she first came to hawkins. Treating you like trash my ass. And Max put those words into her mouth. Honestly the Max x Lucas relationship really seems like a not so good relationship. Max breaks up with Lucas for fun, thereby manipulating Lucas into buying her stuff. Anyway, Mike just tried his best and got dumped.
Then the Byler argument where he told Will “it’s not my fault you don’t like girls”
That argument was bound to happen. Will didn’t wanna grow up. So it isn’t Mike’s fault that the argument happened. Yes he was rude, I’m not saying he was right. I’m just saying he doesn’t deserve hate over it.
Then now in the 4th season where the forgot Will’s birthday and pushed the blame onto Will for not reaching out.
The whole “Will’s birthday” debacle was actually a continuity error, so no, no one forgot Will’s birthday except for the Duffer brothers. Then when Mike was like “you should’ve reached out more, why’s this on me?” Well actually it’s on both of them. Both of you need to put in work to keep in contact or else you’re bound to drift apart. Mike isn’t right, but he’s not wrong either. Besides they didn’t get a chance to make up after the “you gotta grow up Will” fight.
Not saying “I love you”
Another ‘not Mike’s fault’ situation. Mike’s parents never said “I love you” to each other, so he never learned the importance of it. He never learned how to show your love for someone. It’s clear he does love El, he just doesn’t know how to express his emotions in a healthy way. He doesn’t know what he’s doing. El herself never said “I love you” to Mike. So is it really fair to hold it against Mike? Besides, Mike has said “I love you” (by accident but he said it) Eleven? Not once has she said “I love you” even in her letter she says “from El” she’s clearly pushing blame onto Mike. I get that she’s just upset in this scene, and I feel bad for her, but I feel bad for Mike too. He just doesn’t deserve the hate. He’s just trying his best.
On the first day at the vacation house they hadn’t filled the pool yet when we arrived so we couldn’t swim and instead we went to sleep after eating (I didn’t eat, I just slept) so I woke up alone since I slept earlier and had nothing to do except wait for my phone to charge. So I did and the day went as usual, just me and my phone. Then everyone else woke up. So we went on down to the pool, just before we got in, me and my sister saw what looked like a turd so we went and told the others, they told us it probably wasn’t a turd, so I got into the water because it truly probably wasn’t a turd, my sister however just wanted to make sure. So she took a pair of goggles and took a look, I did too, it turned out to just be a tile. Wd were like “ok then” and kept on swimming, later the incompetent lifeguards came along and said “yeah everyone needs to get out of the pool because we’re making some renovations to it, they filled the pool without us knowing, sorry” so we get out. And it’s just like… how bad at your job do you have to be that you come this late and also somehow just manage to forget to mention that we shouldn’t be swimming in the pool… they also said “it’ll be done in one or two days” and… we’ll be gone in one or two days you dumb motherfucker. So we can’t go to the pool anymore. So at night we went out and bought some stuff from the store, came home, went out again and checked what was on the beach and the way they closed off the beach was so stupid… so at the beach entrance, they piled a bunch of tables and chairs like “yeahhh this’ll keep people out” but the fence was literally at my knees. I could just walk over the fence. But anyway the beach was interesting so we went back and I tried roller skating, but the terrain was too rough to roller skate so I put my skates away. Then we went outside and watched Cruella together… it was disappointing ngl. I mean at least she’s not a puppy killer in this one but she’s not as cool and she doesn’t smoke which is stupid since smoking was essential to Cruella. Disney did get in trouble because Cruella was smoking in 101 Dalmatians (a kids movie) so maybe that’s why. But if it was such a problem… DONT MAKE CRUELLA A KIDS MOVIE THEN. Besides it’s not even something that would appeal to kids, it’s not a kids movie, this movie would’ve been so much better if it wasn’t PG. But whatever, anyway I had a scare and thought my phone had been stolen but I found it. Also my charger FUCKING BROKE. For no reason. It just decided it didn’t wanna work anymore. So I’ve been having a fun start ti my summer vacation.
You guys have to join team Green with me in Champion Island. I mean idk about you, but I was instantly sold on their team motive. I mean, it's such a strong, powerful message, and it's so beautiful... "Kapppa kappa kappa... kappa" those words I will forever think about.
You won't understand unless you've watched Stranger Things 4. I just very quickly want to mention, knowing a song from the 80s or 70s or something before it was "popular" isn't a flex, like so what? When I use it as a flex it is a joke. Knowing a song doesn't make you special, Bethany, I can name 10,000 other people who knew it too. And that's not even half the people who knew it.
Songs that would save me from Vecna, except they're songs that would actually exist in 1986. Actually I might still die cuz I'll be too busy vibing:
Dancing Queen - ABBA
Detroit Rock City - KISS (fun fact, Scooby Doo is what got me into KISS)
Any Michael Jackson song
Rasputin - Boney M (I knew it before it was on tik tok. Am I cool yet?)
Getting Nowhere Fast - Girls At Our Best
Just the Two of Us - Bill Withers
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley
Mambo Number 5 - Lou Bega (this is one of my favorites)
Polk Salad Annie - Tony Joe White
A Man Without Love - Engelbert Humperdinck (...I'm not gonna say it. But we're all thinking it.)
Should I Stay or Should I Go - The Clash
Can't Help Falling In Love - Elvis Presley
Put Your Head On My Shoulder - Paul Anka
Can't Take My Eyes Off You - Frankie Valli
Fly Me To The Moon - Frank Sinatra
Hit the Road, Jack - Ray Charles (4 love songs, into a song of a couple fighting)
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Highway to Hell - AC/DC (I knew it before Iron Man 2, guys aren't I like so cool)
Any AC/DC song (I had to mention Highway to Hell alone so I could flex)
Any Queen song
Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees
Honestly I could keep going, but if I did you'd never hear the end of it.
I’ve been working on this post for the past 5 days because I was constantly too lazy to do it but it’s fine. I’ll try ti finish it later… now I’m procrastinating. Can someone like slap me or something and force me to do the post
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iykyk
Getting tired of this shit. I just wanna go back home.
why what's wrong ?
doesn’t matter. I’m going home today anyway
I swear nat and crow are being toddlers
The most superior animal is a snake of course
Rats and crows eh
Crows steal your bread
Rats also steal your bread
Snakes on the other hand
They get rid of the bread stealers 🫡
Therefore, after reading multiple sources and my yassified opinion, it’s clear to see that snakes are poggers because, they don’t steal bread
no
They are not
Canada agrees with me
there is a certain place in Canada that kills all rats
It's pride month so here's a bisexual demon
the beach is stupid.
Yin n Yang
man people on BeFunnyNow! are asshole- I mean the best, they are the best so go download BeFunnyNow! and enjoy some jokes with friends or strangers!
happy early birthday again
thank you!
a question from BeFunnyNow! and my answer:
Q: What would you do with Elon Musk’s billions of dollars?
A: have Elon Musk’s billions of dollars
It didn’t sit well with the audience unfortunately.
ikr, I’m such a comedic genius, these kitchen socks just don’t get it
noooo nat! And it was almost your birthday too!
Yeah, insect pinches on the bottom of your feet are the worst, but have you ever gotten one on the bottom of a toe (not showing pictures, you have to pay me)
so I downloaded the hit game ‘BeFunnyNow!’ available on all devices completely free and the greatest game this side of the zeros and ones, but the thing is, I’m not funny so… I’m basically broke.
I have become lord of the cats >:3
*Gasp*
a true hero among mortals.
bow down peasant! Not only am I king of the jungle I am also king of the streets! I also won at king of the hill once so that counts!
CROWWW
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIii-
HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WUZZUP???
oop-
STFU
Cats are cool😎😎😎😎😎😎
my mum literally just asked my why I painted my nails black
What in the world am I supposed to say to that?!-
“beCAUSe IrM an EEErrMo GWoRl 🖤🖤🖤”
I fElL iN lOvE wItH aN eMo GiRl-
IRM IN LORVEE WITH AN EEERMO GWORLL
HIIIIIIIiiiIIi-
Hi :)
bruh where u been In thought you died 🪱
HAWKSSSSSS
I MISSED
UUUUUUUUUUUU
WHAT HAPPENED??????
DID YOU DIEEEE?????
I probably should've said that instead of just '... because...' or I prob should've said 'deez'
LMAO
make sure to say it in cursive
I just watched Lucy… that was probably the dumbest movie I’ve watched. Honestly I think I lost more braincells during that, than I did during the new pinocchio movie.
ok so like… idfk. I’m tired but not sleepy.
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Does anyone know if memes is on break?
meme isn't on break, he's more of in an on and off state
Hmm, yes yes-much break indeed, totally not just doing random things, ooo yes-break.
(:
hii
Ha-llooooooo.
so we had a lil RP going n then I think you went on a break, wanna rp?
I mean, sure. I do hope you don't mind a bit slow replies, I'm kinda-working on a MASSIVE character making spree rn, and I'm only like, BARELY a quarters way done. >v>
Who u?
Who is u? >->
hellastrophy
Moon_shine right abt now
On my alt btw
Cuz no wifi
HEY ARE U MEMES-????
Yes yes-I'm Memes. I didn't think it would've taken me and nat to tell you this, but yes. -<-
good news! I don’t have a rash! I was just itchy! Fun fact, when I stand still for too long, my kegs get really itchy fir some reason.
sobs it just happened to me a few mins ago.
I was staring at my brother for no reason.
bc y not
ok so… fed some cats outside… and I think they thought we adopted them, so they were waiting at the door for me to open it and I was stuck outside for a solid idek how long with two possibly disease ridden cats meowing and rubbing up on me so I can open the door to let them inside, and I couldn’t open the door because I didn’t want them inside, I managed to trick them so I can get away but now I kinda feel bad cuz they’re meowing at the door, but also I have a rash now. Great.
hi idk what to name her :}
The amount of butterflies I just got from just a message saying 'hi'-
And a rlly funny thing is...I think I like this dude I don't like's gf 💀
ok. Not just the pool that’s closed. Everything else is also closed. I really wanna just go up to the people and just tell them how fucking stupidly incompetent they are.
Allow me to rant about how Mike Wheeler does not deserve the hate he gets.
Ok so first, lying to El. You’re blaming Mike for this… he’s a child who just got threatened by a man 10x his size what did you expect him to do bake some fucking cookies?? And the whole “different species” thing is Lucas’ fault. He put those words into Mike’s mouth. Mike himself clearly didn’t believe that until Lucas said it, and Lucas is supposedly more experienced so what’s he gonna do? Not believe him? Bro just tried his best and got dumped. Besides, El is like “why’re you treating me like trash? I dump your ass.” Meanwhile, before this, Mike has treated El with nothing but love and respect and was the only one who cared for her when she first came to hawkins. Treating you like trash my ass. And Max put those words into her mouth. Honestly the Max x Lucas relationship really seems like a not so good relationship. Max breaks up with Lucas for fun, thereby manipulating Lucas into buying her stuff. Anyway, Mike just tried his best and got dumped.
Then the Byler argument where he told Will “it’s not my fault you don’t like girls”
That argument was bound to happen. Will didn’t wanna grow up. So it isn’t Mike’s fault that the argument happened. Yes he was rude, I’m not saying he was right. I’m just saying he doesn’t deserve hate over it.
Then now in the 4th season where the forgot Will’s birthday and pushed the blame onto Will for not reaching out.
The whole “Will’s birthday” debacle was actually a continuity error, so no, no one forgot Will’s birthday except for the Duffer brothers. Then when Mike was like “you should’ve reached out more, why’s this on me?” Well actually it’s on both of them. Both of you need to put in work to keep in contact or else you’re bound to drift apart. Mike isn’t right, but he’s not wrong either. Besides they didn’t get a chance to make up after the “you gotta grow up Will” fight.
Not saying “I love you”
Another ‘not Mike’s fault’ situation. Mike’s parents never said “I love you” to each other, so he never learned the importance of it. He never learned how to show your love for someone. It’s clear he does love El, he just doesn’t know how to express his emotions in a healthy way. He doesn’t know what he’s doing. El herself never said “I love you” to Mike. So is it really fair to hold it against Mike? Besides, Mike has said “I love you” (by accident but he said it) Eleven? Not once has she said “I love you” even in her letter she says “from El” she’s clearly pushing blame onto Mike. I get that she’s just upset in this scene, and I feel bad for her, but I feel bad for Mike too. He just doesn’t deserve the hate. He’s just trying his best.
Nightcrawler your a walking existential crisis and I love you for it /p
Thanks? Maybe?
yw
so… this was so fun.
On the first day at the vacation house they hadn’t filled the pool yet when we arrived so we couldn’t swim and instead we went to sleep after eating (I didn’t eat, I just slept) so I woke up alone since I slept earlier and had nothing to do except wait for my phone to charge. So I did and the day went as usual, just me and my phone. Then everyone else woke up. So we went on down to the pool, just before we got in, me and my sister saw what looked like a turd so we went and told the others, they told us it probably wasn’t a turd, so I got into the water because it truly probably wasn’t a turd, my sister however just wanted to make sure. So she took a pair of goggles and took a look, I did too, it turned out to just be a tile. Wd were like “ok then” and kept on swimming, later the incompetent lifeguards came along and said “yeah everyone needs to get out of the pool because we’re making some renovations to it, they filled the pool without us knowing, sorry” so we get out. And it’s just like… how bad at your job do you have to be that you come this late and also somehow just manage to forget to mention that we shouldn’t be swimming in the pool… they also said “it’ll be done in one or two days” and… we’ll be gone in one or two days you dumb motherfucker. So we can’t go to the pool anymore. So at night we went out and bought some stuff from the store, came home, went out again and checked what was on the beach and the way they closed off the beach was so stupid… so at the beach entrance, they piled a bunch of tables and chairs like “yeahhh this’ll keep people out” but the fence was literally at my knees. I could just walk over the fence. But anyway the beach was interesting so we went back and I tried roller skating, but the terrain was too rough to roller skate so I put my skates away. Then we went outside and watched Cruella together… it was disappointing ngl. I mean at least she’s not a puppy killer in this one but she’s not as cool and she doesn’t smoke which is stupid since smoking was essential to Cruella. Disney did get in trouble because Cruella was smoking in 101 Dalmatians (a kids movie) so maybe that’s why. But if it was such a problem… DONT MAKE CRUELLA A KIDS MOVIE THEN. Besides it’s not even something that would appeal to kids, it’s not a kids movie, this movie would’ve been so much better if it wasn’t PG. But whatever, anyway I had a scare and thought my phone had been stolen but I found it. Also my charger FUCKING BROKE. For no reason. It just decided it didn’t wanna work anymore. So I’ve been having a fun start ti my summer vacation.
Spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin
Spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin
spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin
someone stop me
Hihihhiihihihihiihihihihiihihihihii
yeah im fucking bored help.
SOB
So like...
We were in the prayer/ritual??? (IDK ENGLISH OK!?TwT) and...
One of the people told me to sit infront of them
and I was like:
OoOoOOo I get to sit infrontTtTTtT!
But then I realised
That they were just using me to make sure the drum didn't fall over
And they played it
and it felt HELLA COOL
But weired at the same time
(Day 5 of no wifi)
good news guys, Volume 2 of Stranger Things 4 is coming in 1987200 seconds!
names?(I tried making them as diff as possible, I accidentally forgot to change on of the backgrounds, and also used the same mouth twice in a row-)
5.Eva/annebele
thankis
np
:D
I made myself eh!
You guys have to join team Green with me in Champion Island. I mean idk about you, but I was instantly sold on their team motive. I mean, it's such a strong, powerful message, and it's so beautiful... "Kapppa kappa kappa... kappa" those words I will forever think about.
oh isn't that the event I told you abt?
Btw I'm already on green XD
no I already knew it before, I just wondered how you got to play it when the event wasn't happening
NICE
NoIcE
You won't understand unless you've watched Stranger Things 4. I just very quickly want to mention, knowing a song from the 80s or 70s or something before it was "popular" isn't a flex, like so what? When I use it as a flex it is a joke. Knowing a song doesn't make you special, Bethany, I can name 10,000 other people who knew it too. And that's not even half the people who knew it.
Songs that would save me from Vecna, except they're songs that would actually exist in 1986. Actually I might still die cuz I'll be too busy vibing:
Dancing Queen - ABBA
Detroit Rock City - KISS (fun fact, Scooby Doo is what got me into KISS)
Any Michael Jackson song
Rasputin - Boney M (I knew it before it was on tik tok. Am I cool yet?)
Getting Nowhere Fast - Girls At Our Best
Just the Two of Us - Bill Withers
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley
Mambo Number 5 - Lou Bega (this is one of my favorites)
Polk Salad Annie - Tony Joe White
A Man Without Love - Engelbert Humperdinck (...I'm not gonna say it. But we're all thinking it.)
Should I Stay or Should I Go - The Clash
Can't Help Falling In Love - Elvis Presley
Put Your Head On My Shoulder - Paul Anka
Can't Take My Eyes Off You - Frankie Valli
Fly Me To The Moon - Frank Sinatra
Hit the Road, Jack - Ray Charles (4 love songs, into a song of a couple fighting)
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Highway to Hell - AC/DC (I knew it before Iron Man 2, guys aren't I like so cool)
Any AC/DC song (I had to mention Highway to Hell alone so I could flex)
Any Queen song
Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees
Honestly I could keep going, but if I did you'd never hear the end of it.
I’ve been working on this post for the past 5 days because I was constantly too lazy to do it but it’s fine. I’ll try ti finish it later… now I’m procrastinating. Can someone like slap me or something and force me to do the post