Monster Girl Maker

It's pride month so here's a bisexual demon

the beach is stupid.

Yin n Yang

man people on BeFunnyNow! are asshole- I mean the best, they are the best so go download BeFunnyNow! and enjoy some jokes with friends or strangers!

Yeah, insect pinches on the bottom of your feet are the worst, but have you ever gotten one on the bottom of a toe (not showing pictures, you have to pay me)

so I downloaded the hit game ‘BeFunnyNow!’ available on all devices completely free and the greatest game this side of the zeros and ones, but the thing is, I’m not funny so… I’m basically broke.

I just watched Lucy… that was probably the dumbest movie I’ve watched. Honestly I think I lost more braincells during that, than I did during the new pinocchio movie.

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ok so… fed some cats outside… and I think they thought we adopted them, so they were waiting at the door for me to open it and I was stuck outside for a solid idek how long with two possibly disease ridden cats meowing and rubbing up on me so I can open the door to let them inside, and I couldn’t open the door because I didn’t want them inside, I managed to trick them so I can get away but now I kinda feel bad cuz they’re meowing at the door, but also I have a rash now. Great.

hi idk what to name her :}

ok. Not just the pool that’s closed. Everything else is also closed. I really wanna just go up to the people and just tell them how fucking stupidly incompetent they are.

Allow me to rant about how Mike Wheeler does not deserve the hate he gets.

Ok so first, lying to El. You’re blaming Mike for this… he’s a child who just got threatened by a man 10x his size what did you expect him to do bake some fucking cookies?? And the whole “different species” thing is Lucas’ fault. He put those words into Mike’s mouth. Mike himself clearly didn’t believe that until Lucas said it, and Lucas is supposedly more experienced so what’s he gonna do? Not believe him? Bro just tried his best and got dumped. Besides, El is like “why’re you treating me like trash? I dump your ass.” Meanwhile, before this, Mike has treated El with nothing but love and respect and was the only one who cared for her when she first came to hawkins. Treating you like trash my ass. And Max put those words into her mouth. Honestly the Max x Lucas relationship really seems like a not so good relationship. Max breaks up with Lucas for fun, thereby manipulating Lucas into buying her stuff. Anyway, Mike just tried his best and got dumped. 

Then the Byler argument where he told Will “it’s not my fault you don’t like girls” 

That argument was bound to happen. Will didn’t wanna grow up. So it isn’t Mike’s fault that the argument happened. Yes he was rude, I’m not saying he was right. I’m just saying he doesn’t deserve hate over it.

Then now in the 4th season where the forgot Will’s birthday and pushed the blame onto Will for not reaching out.

The whole “Will’s birthday” debacle was actually a continuity error, so no, no one forgot Will’s birthday except for the Duffer brothers. Then when Mike was like “you should’ve reached out more, why’s this on me?” Well actually it’s on both of them. Both of you need to put in work to keep in contact or else you’re bound to drift apart. Mike isn’t right, but he’s not wrong either. Besides they didn’t get a chance to make up after the “you gotta grow up Will” fight. 

Not saying “I love you”

Another ‘not Mike’s fault’ situation. Mike’s parents never said “I love you” to each other, so he never learned the importance of it. He never learned how to show your love for someone. It’s clear he does love El, he just doesn’t know how to express his emotions in a healthy way. He doesn’t know what he’s doing. El herself never said “I love you” to Mike. So is it really fair to hold it against Mike? Besides, Mike has said “I love you” (by accident but he said it) Eleven? Not once has she said “I love you” even in her letter she says “from El” she’s clearly pushing blame onto Mike. I get that  she’s just upset in this scene, and I feel bad for her, but I feel bad for Mike too. He just doesn’t deserve the hate. He’s just trying his best.

so… this was so fun.

On the first day at the vacation house they hadn’t filled the pool yet when we arrived so we couldn’t swim and instead we went to sleep after eating (I didn’t eat, I just slept) so I woke up alone since I slept earlier and had nothing to do except wait for my phone to charge. So I did and the day went as usual, just me and my phone. Then everyone else woke up. So we went on down to the pool, just before we got in, me and my sister saw what looked like a turd so we went and told the others, they told us it probably wasn’t a turd, so I got into the water because it truly probably wasn’t a turd, my sister however just wanted to make sure. So she took a pair of goggles and took a look, I did too, it turned out to just be a tile. Wd were like “ok then” and kept on swimming, later the incompetent lifeguards came along and said “yeah everyone needs to get out of the pool because we’re making some renovations to it, they filled the pool without us knowing, sorry” so we get out. And it’s just like… how bad at your job do you have to be that you come this late and also somehow just manage to forget to mention that we shouldn’t be swimming in the pool… they also said “it’ll be done in one or two days” and… we’ll be gone in one or two days you dumb motherfucker. So we can’t go to the pool anymore. So at night we went out and bought some stuff from the store, came home, went out again and checked what was on the beach and the way they closed off the beach was so stupid… so at the beach entrance, they piled a bunch of tables and chairs like “yeahhh this’ll keep people out” but the fence was literally at my knees. I could just walk over the fence. But anyway the beach was interesting so we went back and I tried roller skating, but the terrain was too rough to roller skate so I put my skates away. Then we went outside and watched Cruella together… it was disappointing ngl. I mean at least she’s not a puppy killer in this one but she’s not as cool and she doesn’t smoke which is stupid since smoking was essential to Cruella. Disney did get in trouble because Cruella was smoking in 101 Dalmatians (a kids movie) so maybe that’s why. But if it was such a problem… DONT MAKE CRUELLA A KIDS MOVIE THEN. Besides it’s not even something that would appeal to kids, it’s not a kids movie, this movie would’ve been so much better if it wasn’t PG. But whatever, anyway I had a scare and thought my phone had been stolen but I found it. Also my charger FUCKING BROKE. For no reason. It just decided it didn’t wanna work anymore. So I’ve been having a fun start ti my summer vacation.

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So like...

We were in the prayer/ritual??? (IDK ENGLISH OK!?TwT) and...

One of the people told me to sit infront of them

and I was like:

OoOoOOo I get to sit infrontTtTTtT!

But then I realised

That they were just using me to make sure the drum didn't fall over

And they played it

and it felt HELLA COOL

But weired at the same time

(Day 5 of no wifi)

good news guys, Volume 2 of Stranger Things 4 is coming in 1987200 seconds!

I made myself eh!

You won't understand unless you've watched Stranger Things 4. I just very quickly want to mention, knowing a song from the 80s or 70s or something before it was "popular" isn't a flex, like so what? When I use it as a flex it is a joke. Knowing a song doesn't make you special, Bethany, I can name 10,000 other people who knew it too. And that's not even half the people who knew it.

Songs that would save me from Vecna, except they're songs that would actually exist in 1986. Actually I might still die cuz I'll be too busy vibing:

Dancing Queen - ABBA

Detroit Rock City - KISS (fun fact, Scooby Doo is what got me into KISS)

Any Michael Jackson song

Rasputin - Boney M (I knew it before it was on tik tok. Am I cool yet?)

Getting Nowhere Fast - Girls At Our Best 

Just the Two of Us - Bill Withers 

Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley

Mambo Number 5 - Lou Bega (this is one of my favorites)

Polk Salad Annie - Tony Joe White

A Man Without Love - Engelbert Humperdinck (...I'm not gonna say it. But we're all thinking it.)

Should I Stay or Should I Go - The Clash

Can't Help Falling In Love - Elvis Presley

Put Your Head On My Shoulder - Paul Anka

Can't Take My Eyes Off You - Frankie Valli 

Fly Me To The Moon - Frank Sinatra 

Hit the Road, Jack - Ray Charles (4 love songs, into a song of a couple fighting)

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

Highway to Hell - AC/DC (I knew it before Iron Man 2, guys aren't I like so cool)

Any AC/DC song (I had to mention Highway to Hell alone so I could flex)

Any Queen song

Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees 

Honestly I could keep going, but if I did you'd never hear the end of it.

I’ve been working on this post for the past 5 days because I was constantly too lazy to do it but it’s fine. I’ll try ti finish it later… now I’m procrastinating. Can someone like slap me or something and force me to do the post

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how is draco's voice not dead-eh?

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Hey I can make an AUon this-eh!