Monster Girl Maker

since there are a few new folks here

Imma do a formal introduction 

Because i can

And because fuck you

My name's river, some people call me riv, or riv riv, some other people seem to have... forgotten my name and call me rible 

I am a transgender man, and i do plan on going on testosterone.... just gotta come out first

I'm bisexual and T4T (so i like girls, guy's and everything else, and i only date other trans people..  its safer) 

I have many many many hobbies, like listening to music, spacing out, playing video games, collecting posters and anime figures and drawing... not very good tho. Also i like to color in manga panels sometimes. Oh and i like to dye my hair.. its not a coping mechanism. Its a fashion statement you ass (some colours I've done are blue, pink, red, pinkish red and then purple and blue)

I'm canadian and i live in the definition of boring suburb, like we don't have a mall, a movie theater or anything. 

My interests include, roundworms, vocaloid, precure, red dead redemption 2, the sims 4, sky cotl, skullgirls (i main painwheel/squigly), fallout 4, bandori, obey me swd, ddlc, and other crap

did another one ^^!

Crying over spilled milk part 2:

(this includes a lot of me being rude and flipping an old man off for being an annoying winner and a sore loser. I hope he burns in the depths of hell where he belongs... forever. Also I did go slightly insane over a game made for children.)

I was playing Mocktropica and THAT IS IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS DUMB FACED DESIGNER WITH AN UGLY BEARD AND HIS WHOLE DUMB NATURE MANTRA OF PEACE WITH THE UNIVERSE OR SOME SHIT! I SHOULD'VE WON THAT GAME, THE CARRRDSSS WERE ON MY SIDE OF THE FIELD BUDDY! THEY WERE MINE ALL MINE! BUT YOUR DUMB STICKY FINGERS COULDN'T STAY AWAY COULD THEY. I CALCULATED ALL POSSIBLE OUTCOMES ALL SAYING I WOULD WIN BUT YOU RUINED MY VICTORY! YOU DESTROYED MY PERFECT ENDING TO IT ALL AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME TO CENTER MYSELF! THAT'S IRONIC BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUTURE, HIPPIE! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAVE A FUTURE! WHICH MEANS MY LIFE IS PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE! I DON'T NEED TO CENTER SHIT! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS HELP BUDDY! YOU NEED A MENTAL HOSPITAL!!! YOU WERE SO BORED OUT OF YOUR MIND WHEN YOU QUIT WORKING AT POPTROPICA SO BORRRRRRRED I TELL YOU, THAT YOU FAKED A WHOLE CENTERED LIFE IN PEACE WITH NATURE JUST SO YOU COULD FEEL LIKE YOUR LIFE ACTUALLY AMOUNTED TO SOMETHING! WELL GUESS WHAT! YOU'RE JUST AS MESSED UP AS THE REST OF US! NO ONE BELIEVES YOUR SHIT ABOUT BEING ONE WITH PLANTS! PLANTS ARE DUMB! AND THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE ANYWAY AND WE'LL BE LIVING OFF FAKE AIR BECAUSE WE'RE RUINING THE PLANET SO IT'S POINTLESS OLD MAN! POIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNTLESSSSSSSSS! WHEN I PEAT YOU I WILL KICK YOU OFF THIS MOUNTAIN AND HOPE YOU DIE! ONE DAY OLD MAN YOU'RE GONNA DIE OLD AND ALONE LIVING AN UNFULFILLING LIFE! YOU'LL WISH "damn. I wish I never beat that one middle school girl in mancala. Maybe then I would still have friends." AND I'LL  HAVE ALL THE MANCALA! THEY'RE MINE ALL MINE!! HA! NOW GO BACK TO THE DESIGNING DESK UNDERPAYED WORK RAT!!! FUCK YOU SORE LOSSSERRR! I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! YOU LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!! LOST LOST LOST! I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOUR DUMB FACE AGAIN! EVER! NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! DUMB BITCH.

We just got a lecture by the 2 principles. And Alex y Ivan kept playing the most fucking stupidest, funniest sounds EVER. Ivan kept playing clash royal or whatever its called-Alex played hotline bling but on low quality, and the video which is: "It's been a year daddy..I really miss you.." and more. Now-we stayed there a LONG time. And the principal said: "C'mon, tell me who thinks I'm playin." and Ivan yelled out: "I AM!!" ..........We then all went inside-and they started yelling again, so we had to go BACK outside into the courtyard, we got yelled at, blah blah blah...but the whole time..I was trying to hold in my laugh. It was SO hard.

And guess what?

Every.

Single.

Kid.

In.

My.

Grade.

Has.

A.

Tardy.

“Don’t cry over spilled milk.” Observe as I cry over spilled milk and go on a rant:

I went looking for Eeyore onesies and almost all the onesies depicted Eeyore as being HAPPY! Eeyore is clinically depressed!! Eeyore literally lacks the ability to feel happy! His brain produces smaller amounts of dopamine and serotonin than the average human! EEYORE IS NOT FUCKING HAPPY AND THAT IS OKAY! THERE IS NO REASON TO HIDE THAT EEYORE IS CLINICALLY DEPRESSED!! IF SOMEONE CALLED ME HAPPY I WAOULD BE OFFENDED AND EVEN MORE DEPRESSED!! Eeyore is depressed, portraying him as happy is offensive and rude, depression is one of the most misunderstood mental disorder, Eeyore is the best depressed character I’ve ever seen, not saying he’s good representation, he’s just a breath of fresh air. Eeyore makes me slightly less depressed. I’m just offended by misrepresentation of one of my favorite character in all of existence.

roses are red, violets are blue 

shrek thought he was ugly until he met you 

okay so like

i'm sick

AGAIN

and my mom isn't doing anything abt it

bc she thinks i'm lying when i've coughed in front of her

and i rn have a HORRIBLE headache, and i feel like sobbing

my period is supposed to come tmr

i have a sore throat

so yesah!!!1!1
:DDDd

Hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoes. *exclaim 2 word sentence starting with a F.A.N.B.O.Y.S connective for effect* *calm tone, slowly getting more exclamatory to create suspenseful atmosphere* 2 NEW OCS! Not that exciting but it's fun right.

Name: Krypton Dolivo

Nickname: Koo Koo Klok

Hobbies: the arts, playing video games

Personality: funny, cool, eccentric

Likes: phrogs, sunset and sunrise, arcades

Dislikes: people who wear a lot of jewelry

Name: Bismuth Aeronn

Nickname: none

Hobbies: martial arts, mixology (not including alcohol)

Personality: ew people.

Likes: Crooky (her pet phrog), sci-fi, comic books

Dislikes: people.

yee haw cuties 

I felt bad about wishing my friend a happy birthday a day late

but then i remembered she didn't say it to me on my birthday 

Or at all

So i feel less bad

How to be cool!

Step 1:

Find and exploit loopholes in the law

Step 2:

Commit tax fraud

Step 3:

Avoid the government 

Step 4:

Rob a bank

Step 5:

Kill a man

Step 6:

Become president 

Step 7:

Exploit being president to commit more crime

Step 8:

Overtake the government

Step 9:

Buy the Earth and rule the world

Step 10 final step:

Force everyone to call you cool, if they oppose you DESTROY THEM

anyhoo

I got the sims 4 cottage living pack yesterday 

And my sims are absolutely living rn

Like look

A cow

Her name is crunt

or this baby chicklet who i lost earlier today rip frezzy fastbear

hiiiii , also do you like the angel sister better or the demon ?

i realized earlier today

That people who i like observing and watching and listening to prolly think im really weird

But it ain't my fault

They're just so like... themselves and it fascinates me

Like how can they be so chatty and outgoing and just talk about things 

And They're all so confident and do whatever because it makes them happy 

I just....

How

but yea i look like a creep 

Now im sad and feeling very insecure :c

Believe it or not gouls and gals 

I'm actually a very shy person irl

Like my friends describe me and the first word is always "afraid" that or tiny but it ain't my fault They're giants 

hi

This is the cutest character ive made on here so far, its supposed to be a slime creature (if you haven't guessed, I like green :) 

i'm so tired dude

like

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and its an a day

:sob:

i swear to god if my science teacher doesn't stfu i'm gonna start crying.