Monster Girl Maker

roses are red, violets are blue 

shrek thought he was ugly until he met you 

okay so like

i'm sick

AGAIN

and my mom isn't doing anything abt it

bc she thinks i'm lying when i've coughed in front of her

and i rn have a HORRIBLE headache, and i feel like sobbing

my period is supposed to come tmr

i have a sore throat

so yesah!!!1!1
:DDDd

Hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoes. *exclaim 2 word sentence starting with a F.A.N.B.O.Y.S connective for effect* *calm tone, slowly getting more exclamatory to create suspenseful atmosphere* 2 NEW OCS! Not that exciting but it's fun right.

Name: Krypton Dolivo

Nickname: Koo Koo Klok

Hobbies: the arts, playing video games

Personality: funny, cool, eccentric

Likes: phrogs, sunset and sunrise, arcades

Dislikes: people who wear a lot of jewelry

Name: Bismuth Aeronn

Nickname: none

Hobbies: martial arts, mixology (not including alcohol)

Personality: ew people.

Likes: Crooky (her pet phrog), sci-fi, comic books

Dislikes: people.

yee haw cuties 

I felt bad about wishing my friend a happy birthday a day late

but then i remembered she didn't say it to me on my birthday 

Or at all

So i feel less bad

How to be cool!

Step 1:

Find and exploit loopholes in the law

Step 2:

Commit tax fraud

Step 3:

Avoid the government 

Step 4:

Rob a bank

Step 5:

Kill a man

Step 6:

Become president 

Step 7:

Exploit being president to commit more crime

Step 8:

Overtake the government

Step 9:

Buy the Earth and rule the world

Step 10 final step:

Force everyone to call you cool, if they oppose you DESTROY THEM

anyhoo

I got the sims 4 cottage living pack yesterday 

And my sims are absolutely living rn

Like look

A cow

Her name is crunt

or this baby chicklet who i lost earlier today rip frezzy fastbear

hiiiii , also do you like the angel sister better or the demon ?

i realized earlier today

That people who i like observing and watching and listening to prolly think im really weird

But it ain't my fault

They're just so like... themselves and it fascinates me

Like how can they be so chatty and outgoing and just talk about things 

And They're all so confident and do whatever because it makes them happy 

I just....

How

but yea i look like a creep 

Now im sad and feeling very insecure :c

Believe it or not gouls and gals 

I'm actually a very shy person irl

Like my friends describe me and the first word is always "afraid" that or tiny but it ain't my fault They're giants 

hi

This is the cutest character ive made on here so far, its supposed to be a slime creature (if you haven't guessed, I like green :) 

i'm so tired dude

like

iudeghyuygshjghwdebghjgebsdaddadefergdgrergfsdre

and its an a day

:sob:

i swear to god if my science teacher doesn't stfu i'm gonna start crying.

DYK Bruno was originally gonna be called Oscar. Just imagine it-

🎵We don't talk about Oscar-

🎼Hey grew to live in fear of Oscar stuttering or stumbling-

🎶Oscar walks in, with a mischievous grin-

Oscar didn't care about this family!

I've never been happier about a name change in my entire life.

New cape~

LMAO I think I’m going blind 🤣🤣

So I fell asleep in my mom’s room, and I’ve done this before. It’s not the first time. I wake up around 5 and it’s dark. This was odd cuz usually it would be a bit lighter. There was light coming in from the hallway which was supposed to make it less dark but I could barely see a thing. J made my way outside and as soon as I did I couldn’t see anything but bright white lights everywhere. My eyes hurt and it was line a whole thing, every time something even slightly moved mg eyes would freak out, there wasn’t even that much light actually almost no light at all. So I let my eyes adjust for a bit and I can see normally but occasionally for a split second my eyes would get kinda weird. Mostly in bright spaces like my kitchen or in the balcony where the sun is shining. Maybe mg eyes are sensitive to light, but this has never happened before so why all of a sudden?

poor Mr. hopps bro 😔😔😔

AaAAAAAA

DELICIOUS PARTY PRECURE IS OUT YESSSSS