Also me: *gets them these things, frog rings and roses, AND LITERALLY TELLS THEM THAT THEY'RE THE ONLY REASON I COME TO SCHOOL* and let's not forget flirting w/ them and planning out Valentines gifts for them
I’m… not western. I’m from the Middle East. And I personally like curry because it’s a delicious dish. Like sure it’s not the only food out there but it’s still really good. And curry originated in India but other places have their own way of making curry. Even if it originally was an Indian dish. Idk where you’re from but people just like curry bro. I’d take ig as a compliment.
srsly tho- WHY SHE HAVE TK BE THAT PRETTY! WHO DECIDED SHE SHOULD BE GORGEOUS! IM JEALOUS, IMPRESSED AND EVEN THO IM STRAIGHT I LOWKEY LOVE THIS LADY… platonically… but I love her.
did u guys know, one of my thumbs doesn’t have a finger print because idiot me decided playing with a razor would be a great idea so uh… I ripped my thumb off and the skin that grew over the scab didn’t have a finger print on it. My sister also slightly burned her finger and it burned off her fingerprint. So in conclusion if you wanna steal anything burn off your fingerprints, wear a wig and cut your hair to the side of a toothbrush bristle, wear stolen shoes that have abprint not similar to any if the shoes you already have. Wear contacts. You gotta be committed to get away with crimes and become a famous criminal but no one knows you because you look completely different. You’ll never be caught.
lol imagine setting off a mental breakdown because of a 1st degree burn the size of a small stick that would fit in a baby fish’s mouth then managing to be forced out of it because everyone was looking at you.
you know the post from 6 hours ago about how im making strawberry shortcake… yeah that’s still going on.
I swear I feel like killing my whole family and then myself rn. How can they be so insensitive. I put my blood sweat and tears into making shortcake for them. I am on the verge of a mental breakdown. And they treat me so mean.
Saying stuff like “be faster” “make sure it doesn’t burn” “gosh you’re doing it wrong” “wow you’re so bad at this haha” “lol it looks like shit” I swear I’m so done. I ask my sister to take over part of the job for me because I need a rest, you know what she does… she tells me no. Very rudely. She even gave me a look. I’m done. I’m crying for 10 years then jumping out the window (we’re on the 1st floor) and running off until I eventually meet my untimely demise for no reason because I’m a weakling.
Then I started crying… then I started panicking… and when I was just about to really start the breakdown part of the mental breakdown my mother made me take a chill pill and slow down and explain what’s wrong.
lmao, idk why I’m in the mood for ships rn. I just enjoy talking about being annoyed that 2 people haven’t discovered that they’re perfect for each other lol 😂
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People who insist that the obey me mc is a cannon female are the weakest link
like yes
I also want to assgin a gender to a pink fuckin sheep
and i will also get mad and cry when people tell me my fictional pink sheep doesn't have a cannon gender
When you open obey me in class be like
OBEY ME!!!
thats why you turn the volume DOWN
but why does the volume have be THAT loud tho
(No disrespect tho UvU)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I made more picrew stuff
Me: I don't wanna let my crush know I like them
Also me: *gets them these things, frog rings and roses, AND LITERALLY TELLS THEM THAT THEY'RE THE ONLY REASON I COME TO SCHOOL*
and let's not forget flirting w/ them and planning out Valentines gifts for them
My cats are cuter than urs
My cats are better
that is simply not true
How dare you insult Sugar. He is my child.
you insulted kisa and oscar first
Its only fair
no u said ur cats were cuter ao u started it
emo
dang
Old arts
I hate movie trailers
i will not be elaborating
How is y'all's day so far :]
It’s a day
AT LEAST YOUR FRIENDS DON'T CALL YOU RUG
NO U STFU
Rat ta ta tat
How do I make an eye different than the other
You can't
on pc?
at all
Y'all will seriously call me anything BUT my name
I've been called,
Rug
Riv
Riv riv
Rug riv
Ruv riv
Rugrico
Rico
And
Rible
Pronoun check what pronouns do y'all use. I use any
she/her 🌝
She/her
A base I made y'all can use if you want
I’m eating curry-
Tasty
Heres a question-
Like why do western ppl like curry so much?
I mean- it's not like it's our only food in *insert my country name*—
I’m… not western. I’m from the Middle East. And I personally like curry because it’s a delicious dish. Like sure it’s not the only food out there but it’s still really good. And curry originated in India but other places have their own way of making curry. Even if it originally was an Indian dish. Idk where you’re from but people just like curry bro. I’d take ig as a compliment.
ok-AYO YOU GUESSED MY HOMELAND-
Hol’ up
I was right???
YES IM AN INDIAN (thats why i said ppl asian h8 on me sometimes)
I don't wanna sound gay or anything
but men are kinda hot
But, Rible… you are gay.
SAYS WHO
says you… a lot. Oh no Rible did you forget? It’s like your entire personality 🤭
IT IS NOT U HAVE NO PROOF
I WOULD NEVER
ok Rible 🌚
Me: I watch Carmen Sandiego for the plot.
The plot:
srsly tho- WHY SHE HAVE TK BE THAT PRETTY! WHO DECIDED SHE SHOULD BE GORGEOUS! IM JEALOUS, IMPRESSED AND EVEN THO IM STRAIGHT I LOWKEY LOVE THIS LADY… platonically… but I love her.
Me seing that ldshadowlady posted another empires smp episode:
o
D: am sad empires smp has ended (I watched all p.o.v's)
AND WHATS WORSE IS THAT LIZZIE FORGOT JIMMY WICH SHE SWORE SHE WOULDN'T DO
AND AND-THE MEZALEAN MATRAL PALCAE IS BROKEN LIKE I CAN FELL THE ANGER WHEN JOEL ALMOST SAID F-
IT TOOK HIM MONTHS TO MAKE
(And the fact that scott killed himself)
AND PEARLS DEAD!
what about shubble
she left-to find other gnomes that lived
AND PEARL AND SUASAGE DITCHED TO GO LIVE COTTAGECORE LIVES
haha look at all the funni memes I downloaded haha… about how messed up my life is.
did u guys know, one of my thumbs doesn’t have a finger print because idiot me decided playing with a razor would be a great idea so uh… I ripped my thumb off and the skin that grew over the scab didn’t have a finger print on it. My sister also slightly burned her finger and it burned off her fingerprint. So in conclusion if you wanna steal anything burn off your fingerprints, wear a wig and cut your hair to the side of a toothbrush bristle, wear stolen shoes that have abprint not similar to any if the shoes you already have. Wear contacts. You gotta be committed to get away with crimes and become a famous criminal but no one knows you because you look completely different. You’ll never be caught.
DSMP stuff
Why
✨ because ✨
because.... why
no reason I just got bored so I just started making random picrew stuff
but why.... That
THE LONG FURBY GOD!!!!!
Yoooo sorry I haven't been on the school blocked the website but it's good to be back 😊
Ok! It’s ben a long time
well hi
hello
im back bitch >:]
how have you all been
Who?
oh yeah i haven't been on seance 2019-2020
The Long Furby God. They disappeared back in 2019
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 😆
we’ve talked in your server so I’m guessing your swag
And as for me
Hmm I’m also swag 😎👌🏾
very swag
woo
hello
And now i talk about my mental health (by talk i mean i made a meme)
*cough cough* heartstopper *cough* wonder egg priority *coughing fit* a silent voice *cough*
its almost like thats the whole ass point
I have a solution to fix your problem! I call it:
✨c o o k i n g s h o w s✨
To distract you from how horrible your life is and make fun of other people as they make dumb mistakes under pressure. YAY!
and now i rant about cow tits
people who say milk is cow cum are so dumb
Do you cum from your tiddies? Hm?
Because udders are cow tiddies
So its tiddy milk
Thats why you only get milk from female cows
Like you only get milk from biological females
Because boobie
Sometimes I get worried that im mansplaining the female cow anatomy to people
Then i remember i have boobs so i actually know what im talking about
Rible… why are people idiots?
I wish i knew 💔
so sad… they were just born with no braincells 😔
so true 😔
also can I call u Rible from now on?
lol imagine setting off a mental breakdown because of a 1st degree burn the size of a small stick that would fit in a baby fish’s mouth then managing to be forced out of it because everyone was looking at you.
Can’t be me haha…
…
NO I AM NOT
IM BROCKEN, EMO, SAD, UNHAPPY, DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, GAY AND TRANSGINGER
ty for asking tho
I’m so sowwys evewywon I must dwo my dwuty UwU
thank god it’s been two hours since you’ve made this post
you know the post from 6 hours ago about how im making strawberry shortcake… yeah that’s still going on.
I swear I feel like killing my whole family and then myself rn. How can they be so insensitive. I put my blood sweat and tears into making shortcake for them. I am on the verge of a mental breakdown. And they treat me so mean.
Saying stuff like “be faster” “make sure it doesn’t burn” “gosh you’re doing it wrong” “wow you’re so bad at this haha” “lol it looks like shit” I swear I’m so done. I ask my sister to take over part of the job for me because I need a rest, you know what she does… she tells me no. Very rudely. She even gave me a look. I’m done. I’m crying for 10 years then jumping out the window (we’re on the 1st floor) and running off until I eventually meet my untimely demise for no reason because I’m a weakling.
Pls save me.
Call um
the paw patrol
Or uh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You can do it! Yay yay yay!
Go team!
lol guess what set off my mental breakdown!
I BURNT MYSELF LMAOOOO!!!
Then I started crying… then I started panicking… and when I was just about to really start the breakdown part of the mental breakdown my mother made me take a chill pill and slow down and explain what’s wrong.
YAY!
oh
Dont put ice on it
Thats bad news bears
But you can um.. still do it! After a break.. or three
I made the cake. It’s trash. But eatable
huzzah!
Mission accomplished :D
Good job 👍
Even if it isn't good ya still did it
Emo
L
My cat's an ipad kid
LMo indeed
NOOOOOO
THE LAST EPISODE OF TROPICAL ROUGE PRECURE CAME OUT / COMES OUT TODAY AAAA
WHY
I just found a hockey night Canada audio on tiktok
and it unlocked a memory i didn't know i had
See, I'm not a hockey kinda guy.. im not a sports guy... but once
Yes one whole time
I went to an Ottawa senators game
it was boring as shit but i got cotton candy so who cares
NO
WAIT
THATS NOT WHAT THAT WAS
MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL USED TO DO THIS THING CALLED THE STANLEY CUP READING CHALLANGE
I REMEMBER THIS SO WELL
EVERY YEAR
ALL THE 4-6 GRADERS WOULD BE ASSIGNED DIFFERENT HOCKEY TEAMS
AND WE'D READ FOR POINTS
AND WE'D RECORD THS POINTS ON LITTLE THEMED BOOKMARKS
AND EVERY OTHER WEEK THEY'D ANNOUNCE WHAT TEAMS WERE GUNNA BE PAIRED UP TO FIGHFGT FOR MORE POINTS AND THEN WHAT TEAMS GOT ELIMINATED
AND THE TEAM THAT WON THE FINAL THING
GOT TO EAT ICE FREAM FROM THE STANLEY CUP
AND EVERY DAY THEY DID THE ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR THE CHALLANGE
THEY'D PLAY THAF SOMG
I remember, in the 6th grade, me and my friend ashley were team capitans
And we won
😈😈
Get fucked
I woke up
very early today
And im
Pissed
Off
i fell asleep at 11
And woke up.. at.. 8:30am.. EIGHT THIRTY
I USUALLY WAKE UP AT 11AM AT THE EARLIEST (the latest I've gotten up is 4pm)
when i find out i am adopted
lol I’m making strawberry shortcake
I present
Bean :3
*humming mimic book 1 ending music intensifies*
lmao, idk why I’m in the mood for ships rn. I just enjoy talking about being annoyed that 2 people haven’t discovered that they’re perfect for each other lol 😂
Haha yea like falec XD( funneh×alec)
and jizzie (it already happened but for my AU lizzie×joel)
ik CARTOON SHIPS
Have you heard THE MIMIC OST book one ending music
If not
GO TO SOUNDCLOUD RIGHT NOW(or whatever music app you use I recommend soundcloud tho)
i do too
Why am I so obsessed with the MIMIC OST book 1 ending theme
(Aka black rock—shooter the second promise)
And the new lobby theme is just *CHEFS KISS* (remix by piano vampire)
Like litteral CHILLS
ITS 11 PM!? FOR ME ITS 12 AM
no like 12 AM in the afternoon
ye