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So, my friends and i were slandering shit

And my friend starts trying to tell us the story of how jesus harold b christ came to be

And he starts the story

With "back in 1920s Jerusalem"

I SOBBED

ummm , aqua teen force 4 life ( am in heath class rn sooo .......... ) 


AWWWWWWWWWW

MAN

I GOTTA WRITE AN ESSAY RN

Rip my hands.

omg rip

MY HAND ALREADY HURTSSSS-

HAHAHA IS JUST THINKING ABoUT IT PAINFUL but hand pain suckkss 

I'M LIKE HALF WAY DONE WITH THE PAGE.

:SOB:

AYY HALF WAY THERE PUSH thrOUGH!! gotta work through the pain😞

i drew on myself UwU

OOO nice doodles 

thank you

Nice!

thxs

Uh.. no. 

they used "uwu" ironically..??

OH NAHHH i thought ppl were joing

uwu

UwU ;3

😧 .

I hate writing

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same.

It takes so much time and my handwriting sucks also it makes my hand tired

MY HANDWRITING SUCKS ASS-

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MINES HAVEN'T EVEN CHANGE SINCE 1st grade and people keep insulting me about it >:(((

LMAOO

pain… why did my body decide today I must be sick out of my mind. The amount of pain makes me want to roll up into a ball and die. This is it this is where my life ends it was nice meeting you all but my body has decided this to be my final day alive./j

Add dick?

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why don’t you choke on one and go be horny somewhere else. This game ain’t for that.

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👍

No need to be angry kiddo

plenty of need to be angry actually. Not only are there a few minors here but this game is made for kids. The post is extremely inappropriate for this comment section.

It was a joke geez relax I was memeing

The only dick you need is mine bby 😍😳

RIVER! BAD!

STFU

RIVER GOOD

RIVER VERY VERY GOOD 

River, you shouldn’t encourage these posts.

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😒

red-wing blackbird, my beloved :3 

nightmare from avenged sevenfold is a pretty good song 

k so   

among us.

SO

LIKE

MY MOM WAS PISSED OFF AT ME AND MY SISTER SAYING LIKE WHEN WE GOT TO SCHOOL:

"GETOUTTHEFUCKINGCAR-GETOUTTHEFUCKINGCAR!"

.....Jolene...this is all your fault...

YOU DIDN'T GET CHANGED ON TIME ):<

abtwas

gm!!!!!!!!!!
lOSL

I'm gona ask mr. penis for more monster

it ws good

HAYY

KEREM

MI AMOR

i got lunch detention for ms willy hilly

....wilhite..?

i-i-

WILLY HILLY

LMAHYNFDSJ

my class calls her that

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Songs I use when I draw (I cant do the song vid cuz I use sound cloud XD)

Or randomly scroll through itch.io:

corpse dance hatsune miku ver

Universe cat drowning:kikuo

Deal with destiny:Empires SMP

We dont talk abt bruno—encanto cast

Itsfunneh outro music

Mind brand feat.IA ROCKS (dj-do remix)

That's it folks! 

i see we have completely different music tastes, in fact two of the songs i really like have the same name as songs made by hatsune miku despite both being completly different

oh-oh coolio

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-CORPSE DANCE-

AY#HDS@GBVDNHSGB-

YEAAA CORPSE DANCEEE

Ginger ale is divine 

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it really is-

YEAAAHHH

NO BUT ITS KINDA BETTER THAN SPRITE

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BECAUSE IT IS!!! SPRITE IS JUST SWEET BUT GINGER IS LIKE a good type of spicy idk ITS GOOD

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IKR

I'm doing this cuz I'm bored,and theres new ppl

Hi! I'm miss L.O.V or hellatastrophy that's mah og name!

I'm not reaviling my age

I'm a girl! And im questioning my sexuality—

Also I'm an asian SO IF UR AN ASIAN HATER GET OUT OF MAH FACE(ssry if that's rude)

I'm a proud member of KF (krew fam)

I'm a part of the Empires SMP fandom

I've watched encanto

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I hate my life... I can't get a second of peace. I don't even have my own room and I'm the only introvert in my fucking family. I want to pull all my hair out. My computer is in the living room which is basically the most socially active room in the house even though I begged for it to be somewhere else. It doesn't even have good sound because I have to turn the speakers away from me so that everything would reach where it's supposed to be. I don't even have headphones. This family is driving me CRAZY! If I don't die first, I'll be sent to a mental hospital from all this madness. The only time I have to myself is between 5 am and 10 am, and the school bus comes at 6, I come home at 4 pm. I HATE this so much I just want to cry and scream and rip up a bunch of things and just throw a tantrum like a 5 year-old.

no one 

Me over here singing a song about forgetting about things so I remember: 




it’s actually a song I’m making called “why am I here again?”

CAUSE OF US

EHEHEHEHE-

💀

uwu

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ok… I know that moths aren’t supposed to be kept in the house and ur supposed to murder them because they eat clothes and have many children BUT… this one moth in my house is so cute and I don’t wanna hurt it. I can’t release because it’s my only friend, plus it’s nocturnal and if I set it free in morning it’ll be eaten by a bird. So I’m keeping it… even if I have tiny holes in all my clothes from now on. I’m keeping it for it’s entire 15-29 days of life… maybe I’m not sure what species it is yet.

swag

时间

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I have an exam today amd my body just decided it wanted to be in extreme pain all of a sudden-

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What happened to using discord, reddit or amino, the gamer cat?

This is a reply

Huh

who wanna be my friend ....... looks at everyone here 

Hello! I’m new here!

Sup spruce

im the best grandpa ever

But u can call me river 

Its nice to meet u

Thank you! Are you actually a grandpa???

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no im 15 years old

With the personality of someone's asshat grandpa named paul 

So like- do you you have a grandchild or just a chil or great grandchild???

I've got a grandson

His name is cabin

Hes adopted tho... don't tell him 

hiya, I’m DaQueenOfYou but you can call me Queenie or Queen!

okay Queen!

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Hello! But-are u sure ur ready to handle the chaoticness (and the h8rs that h8 us)

why do people hate you?

not me,us,basically ppl dont know this is a ded game and there all like"i feel bad for the dev's" or "you know discord exists"

Oh- thats dumb

ik

hello welcome I’m law!

Pleasure to meet ya bud

it’s a pleasure to meet you too!

:)

hi welcome to dennys!

lol, hello

Names Lofi Kitty

You can just call me Lofi

Nice to meet ya!

Nice to meet you too!

how are you?

Good! you?

I’m ok

A bit sad tho

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Hello!

hiuhsbquyhegvdbwnqhb-

I'm Natalia-

uh-

i'm so smart. 100% not failing math-lol.

I'm currently Katsuki Bakugou cause ummmmmmmmmm-people-ye-

UHHHHHHHHHH-WELCOME!

Thank. you?

I'm kinda hyper rn but um-nice to meet you!

hi I'm toris nice to meet you

I heard my selective mute friend’s voice-

Like I was shocked that they can talk

Full on English 

Full sentences

Like damn-

I feel like I missed out on stuff 💀

I hope my crush likes me back ..... I swear 

always take your meds on test days kids

Don't be like me

Don't write eat ass on your test paper 

YOU-

WOW-

UHM-

aren't i a good test taker 

(A close up look on all my wonderful art)

this next one's my favorite 


how they just mark a question mark when your drawing said eat ass lmao 

my poor old teacher was probably confused qs shit

bruh , a teacher asked me what I was listening to at lunch , and I said " skin to liquid " by cannibal corpse, and she just shaked her head .......like .............0-0-

I was trying to make my crush on someone vv obvious so...I did that AND THEY'RE RLLY OBLIVIOUS- and I made this one guy a bracelet and I thought he was gonna throw it away but he put it on (ik he put it on bc when we were walking in the hall I asked him what he did with it and he showed me *intense blushing*

Uh oh, we got an adrien.

ShEs JuSt A FrEiNd (ssry if I'm misgendering you)

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holy shit I want to fucking die

this bitch ass motherfucker at my school now friends with my only friend :sob: :sob:

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O UHHHH

THE SPANISH TEACHER

SO HE WAS DRINKING A MOnSTER, RIGHT??

AND I ASKED MY FRIENDS: "Hey, you dare me to ask him for some?"

AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE: "Sure!"

AND I WENT. TO ASK HIM.

...He poured some in my hand....

....I THOUGHT HE WAS-JOKING-

It tasted good-and now i'm like

HYPER

YG#BWHE#EGDbshgdbsa

rp cause im bored

options:



sanic

kill yoursel

nnnnnnnnoooo

fine

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This is for the cheese bags who can draw… you know what to do.

oooh, sure

yay :)

no effort coryxkenshin as an evil queen 💀

lol nice

im a cheese bag who can draw

but im to lazy to do so

and already have to many wips

oh-

ye

OooOoOo ONE EVIL KREW PIC ,COMING RIGHT UP!

YIS!

here:(sorry istook some time it was my first online drawing)

Also R.I.P golds face XD

lol is noice

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This is a joke I’ve already posted before but…

If I give you breakfast in bed, a simple ‘thank you’ is all I need. Not all this “HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?” or “IM CALLING THE COPS IF YOU DONT GET OUT!” business. It’s really nothing.

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OH SO LIKE

ME AND MY MOM WERE TALKING ABT MY DAD'S GF'S LAST NIGHT

AND SHES LIKE

"Why doesn't he just look for people in person and not online?"

AND WHILE I WAS EATING DINNER THIS JUST BUSTED OUT MY MOUTH

"Cause he's a loser-"

AND MY MOM STARTED DYING OF LAUGHTER

yeah thats our lil chit-chat on sundays.

EEEE.EEEEEE

IMPERA DROPS ON MARCH 11TH

DON'T MISS IT

what

panera??

IMPERA

NEW GHOST ALBUM

EEEEE

what..

GHOST

MY FAVORITE BAND!?

IS RELEASING AN ALBUM?

CALLED IMPERA?

.....

GHOST

AS IN GHOST N PALS?!

so like

mi novia (keremsita)

she gave me a free mini skateboard

thanks!!

I sniff my friend's hoodie ONE TIME and now im "addicted to airports" and i have an "airport kink" and "river stop sniffing micheal thats weird" 

AIR-AIRPORT KINK?

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Its a long story

basically there's this running joke within my friend group that i have a bunch of crazy kinks (not true btw) so they "kink shame" me a bunch and every time theres something i either like or enjoy they go "river has a ____ kink"

And so my friend micheal, had this hoodie, and it smelled like an airport (an observation i made whilst biting his arm) and so sometimes we smell his hoodie to check and my buddy derek says i have an airport kink because i like airport smell

.....

yup

I’m done. I just saw my French teacher for my exam tmrrw. She noticed I drew on my hands and painted my nails black, she also noticed that I had like rock star make-up on. Yk large shape round ur eye and stuff. Sne then proceeded to gk in about how “a woman should not be like this, she should be feminine with proper make-up and pretty nails and stuff” and I’m so done. I just want to live my life.

“Yasmin, don’t sit like that, you’re a lady.”

“Yasmin, don’t do that clown make-up, it’s not feminine.”

“Yasmin, stop styling your hair like that, it’s unsightly.”

Like bruh- this is exactly why I listen to ‘I’m just your problem’ on repeat lmao.

bruh , she sounds like a BITCH 

if your teacher met me ...... damn , she would have a hear attack

am a metalhead and I dress extreme , that's why i get picked on at school , but you know what , i don't to listen what they say , because they can shove it up their own ass , you should tell her " are you in control of my life ? ,or are you just trying to put me down because I dress different and think outside of the box " 

edit * , I mean your style , but i dunno what you wear so ....

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I usually just wear whatever I find in my closet which is accidentally mostly black.

the first  one be my mom though

cause like-I be sitting slanted

or something like that

and shes like

"Natalia! Stop sitting like that, you're a woman."

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I just sit like slouched and stuff, I sit like a while ass gang member lmao

SAME LMAO

WHY AM THE NUMBER 1 GRANDPA 

THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT A BAD RATING ON NATS RATING POST

THIS IS HARASSMENT 

LOSER
LOOOOSER

Hello people of MGM, I have come to make an announcement. There will no longer be gacha redesigns from now on. Gacha club was on my school computer. Since my school is dumb and blocks to much of everything, the system can’t handle downloading 1 minor game. I had to get my computer rebooted so the 1 game would get deleted and my computer would work properly. 1 thing I gotta say… FUCK YOU SCHOOL

Oh -thats no problemo!bc I HAVE GACHA VLUB MAH SELF (but I cant post here bc it's on my phone and this  is my tab)

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What's something a cartoon character said that really stuck with you?

"He was born when he was 5."

Now that just don't sound right. I think you're missing a word or two there.

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What’s something a cartoon character said that really stuck with you?

“I meant to tell you… slowpoke packs a gun”

– Speedy Gonzales

please-

?

It’s like… laughing but… holding it in with a ‘please’ instead of ‘pfft’ kinda

oh- okay!

pls no I don’t know why but(this might scare sum ppl):



















ah yes, weirdcore

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