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O UHHHH

THE SPANISH TEACHER

SO HE WAS DRINKING A MOnSTER, RIGHT??

AND I ASKED MY FRIENDS: "Hey, you dare me to ask him for some?"

AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE: "Sure!"

AND I WENT. TO ASK HIM.

...He poured some in my hand....

....I THOUGHT HE WAS-JOKING-

It tasted good-and now i'm like

HYPER

YG#BWHE#EGDbshgdbsa

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nnnnnnnnoooo

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This is for the cheese bags who can draw… you know what to do.

oooh, sure

yay :)

no effort coryxkenshin as an evil queen 💀

lol nice

im a cheese bag who can draw

but im to lazy to do so

and already have to many wips

oh-

ye

OooOoOo ONE EVIL KREW PIC ,COMING RIGHT UP!

YIS!

here:(sorry istook some time it was my first online drawing)

Also R.I.P golds face XD

lol is noice

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This is a joke I’ve already posted before but…

If I give you breakfast in bed, a simple ‘thank you’ is all I need. Not all this “HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?” or “IM CALLING THE COPS IF YOU DONT GET OUT!” business. It’s really nothing.

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OH SO LIKE

ME AND MY MOM WERE TALKING ABT MY DAD'S GF'S LAST NIGHT

AND SHES LIKE

"Why doesn't he just look for people in person and not online?"

AND WHILE I WAS EATING DINNER THIS JUST BUSTED OUT MY MOUTH

"Cause he's a loser-"

AND MY MOM STARTED DYING OF LAUGHTER

yeah thats our lil chit-chat on sundays.

EEEE.EEEEEE

IMPERA DROPS ON MARCH 11TH

DON'T MISS IT

what

panera??

IMPERA

NEW GHOST ALBUM

EEEEE

what..

GHOST

MY FAVORITE BAND!?

IS RELEASING AN ALBUM?

CALLED IMPERA?

.....

GHOST

AS IN GHOST N PALS?!

so like

mi novia (keremsita)

she gave me a free mini skateboard

thanks!!

I sniff my friend's hoodie ONE TIME and now im "addicted to airports" and i have an "airport kink" and "river stop sniffing micheal thats weird" 

AIR-AIRPORT KINK?

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Its a long story

basically there's this running joke within my friend group that i have a bunch of crazy kinks (not true btw) so they "kink shame" me a bunch and every time theres something i either like or enjoy they go "river has a ____ kink"

And so my friend micheal, had this hoodie, and it smelled like an airport (an observation i made whilst biting his arm) and so sometimes we smell his hoodie to check and my buddy derek says i have an airport kink because i like airport smell

.....

yup

I’m done. I just saw my French teacher for my exam tmrrw. She noticed I drew on my hands and painted my nails black, she also noticed that I had like rock star make-up on. Yk large shape round ur eye and stuff. Sne then proceeded to gk in about how “a woman should not be like this, she should be feminine with proper make-up and pretty nails and stuff” and I’m so done. I just want to live my life.

“Yasmin, don’t sit like that, you’re a lady.”

“Yasmin, don’t do that clown make-up, it’s not feminine.”

“Yasmin, stop styling your hair like that, it’s unsightly.”

Like bruh- this is exactly why I listen to ‘I’m just your problem’ on repeat lmao.

bruh , she sounds like a BITCH 

if your teacher met me ...... damn , she would have a hear attack

am a metalhead and I dress extreme , that's why i get picked on at school , but you know what , i don't to listen what they say , because they can shove it up their own ass , you should tell her " are you in control of my life ? ,or are you just trying to put me down because I dress different and think outside of the box " 

edit * , I mean your style , but i dunno what you wear so ....

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I usually just wear whatever I find in my closet which is accidentally mostly black.

the first  one be my mom though

cause like-I be sitting slanted

or something like that

and shes like

"Natalia! Stop sitting like that, you're a woman."

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I just sit like slouched and stuff, I sit like a while ass gang member lmao

SAME LMAO

WHY AM THE NUMBER 1 GRANDPA 

THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT A BAD RATING ON NATS RATING POST

THIS IS HARASSMENT 

LOSER
LOOOOSER

Hello people of MGM, I have come to make an announcement. There will no longer be gacha redesigns from now on. Gacha club was on my school computer. Since my school is dumb and blocks to much of everything, the system can’t handle downloading 1 minor game. I had to get my computer rebooted so the 1 game would get deleted and my computer would work properly. 1 thing I gotta say… FUCK YOU SCHOOL

Oh -thats no problemo!bc I HAVE GACHA VLUB MAH SELF (but I cant post here bc it's on my phone and this  is my tab)

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What's something a cartoon character said that really stuck with you?

"He was born when he was 5."

Now that just don't sound right. I think you're missing a word or two there.

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What’s something a cartoon character said that really stuck with you?

“I meant to tell you… slowpoke packs a gun”

– Speedy Gonzales

please-

?

It’s like… laughing but… holding it in with a ‘please’ instead of ‘pfft’ kinda

oh- okay!

pls no I don’t know why but(this might scare sum ppl):



















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guys this is so fucking sad, kenny from south park dies 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Wat-

he died in that one episode 😭

NOOÒOOO

WHAT.

WHY-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

sus

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Listening to corpse dance goes 

Brrrrr

cheeese burgerrr

were u watching krew?

Ooo its been awhile since Ive watch krew lol i heard draco is blonde 

He WAS blonde bc draco is banning blonde he said it in the new krewreacts

damn he hate blondes r smth

its just an opinion of his—

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Oookay!

Its that time of month-

and i mean like uh-rating people.

Based on who I like-and who I don't.

EHHEHEHEHEH-

OKAY-

lets start.








Lets first start off, with bird. Crow.

So, Crow. You are uh-very interesting-you're funny-you are caring, uhhh-you're just in general really nice. But-heres the down part abt you...you're stupid. Like-really stupid. TELL YOUR MOM SHE STILL NEEDS TO TEACH ME ENGLISH!!

-100000/10 NO I'M KIDDING-

10/10

just 'cause your dumb.

Lawkins.

So, Lakwins..Lawkins..how could I describe you..? 1 word. TROUBLEMAKER. But y'know-I love ya-you are very sweet and caring! I ALSO DID UH-Y'KNOW Y'KNOW WITH PITBULL-HEHEHE-

10/10

Zen.

Zenny-we-YOU ARE SO NICE DUDE-AND YOU TOLD ME TO ROT IN HELL 'CAUSE I'M MEAN BUT UHH-YEAH-I STILL LOVE YOUUUU-CAUSE YOU'RE LIKE A LIL DEMONNNN-THAT I BULLLYYY-but you still are very sweet. <3

10/10

Memes.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-MEMEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-Memes. uh ur dumb. thats all i really haveta say.

10/10

Lofi.

LOFI YOU ARE LIKE SO SWEET DUDE-LIKE YOU ARE SO NICE-AND-LIKE YOU ARE JUST SO VERY NICE-

10/10

River.

u suck 'cause you didnt make ur group chat mine

-1000000000000/10

Cabin.

CABIN-I LOVE YOUUUU-I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY UH-ARI SAID "NATx CABIN!!" nah we just really good friends-I LOVE YOU CABIN!! YOU ARE SO SWEET EVEN WHEN I MAKE STUPID JOKES-

10/10

Ari.

....ari you dumbass.

-100000/10.

Noah.

Well I mean, we haven't talked in a whileeeee-soooo-like ur like-uh-kinda mean-but kinda nice-

8/10

DaQueenOfYou.

YOU MAKE AMAZING ART-YES I'M JEALOUS-BUT LIKE-YOU ARE VERY NICE-AND SWEET-LOVE YOU <3

10/10

Dice.

DICE UR A DUMBASS BUT UR SO NICE

10/10

Miss. L.O.V.

You are very nice! Don't talk to ya much but-ur nice!

10/10

therockerchicker

scary.

10/10

ASK ME IF U WANT TO BE ON HERE!!

FUCK U

ITS NOT A GC

ITS A ME-C 

WHERE ME C'S

screw u

NO

what about me ......

done!

Hey can I be there?

sure!

ok coolio

really? Thanks!

Np!

m

m

yaaah

I love you too 😭😭😭 ARI YOU SOMOFABITCH

LOVE YOUUUUU

i just got my period for the first time since like October 

I forgot how bad this hurts 😭

WHAT

WAIT...

were you-

were-

Eyebrow raise

WERE I WHAT? 

WERE I WHAT 

p-p-preg-

no

balls

LOSER

STFU I WAS NOT PRICKLENUTS

uwu

awwwww

look at the scrunkles

The scrimblos 

The um 

The the something elses 

So cute


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

MAMMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-

HES THE ONLY DUDE I'LL SPEND MY MONEY ON

   hey bestie 

ya'll know discord and amino are free apps for your phone right you don't have to use the comments of an avatar maker like a forum

and do you know

that some people here dont have discord or amino

you can use reddit too they have forums for Anime and Games there too

some people also don’t have Reddit 

Nobody asked

Not everyone wants/has that. Not everyone wants to get an app/website for ONW SINGLE THING. Please shut up and go away, we get these messages weekly and never listen to them. There is no point in leaving you suggestions here. Thank you and goodbye.

hawks/overlord?

rp?

I am  B O R E D

my " best friend " said they were going to break my nose tomorrow because am telling the truth but she wants to get with my ex

Break her nose and tell her to “smell ya later”

ok , thank you for the tip 

You’re welcome ^^

Okay-so-this might be the first rp idea I ever post on here but uh-yeah. If anyone wants to do it, uh-just-tell me on this post please!

A spy, trying to find information on  a group of criminals-one cold night, the group decides to host a party for a celebration of all they have accomplished, they spy finds out-craving to see if they can get anymore info out of the group..the group makes a list of who can come and who can't-of course, the spy isn't aloud in. The spy then sneaks into the party, trying not to be noticed by anyone. The groups leader then is notified that a spy is in the building-they then search for them, but find nothing for a couple of hours..till they finally found them. The spy was cassually talking to other people-they then saw the boss behind the people-uh oh. They then start running, the boss shortly behind, chasing them. The spy ends up causing a huge mess, burning down the place. They escape, but are still hunted down by the boss..soon, they encounter again..

This is only part 1 'cause I'm too lazy to write the rest

uwu

-MEMEMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

uwu

-NATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt

uvu


... I shall not sleep tonight. UvU

-MI AMIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...Okay. Um-

I HAVE UJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-school tmr.

lols

b day

sucks

ALSO I KINDA HAVE A NEW RP IDEA...

Weeee both do. TvT

lol, like i don't 'hate' b-day, but i hate band, even if my teachers ARE LIKE THE BEST-.....They gave me dear meat with jalapenos in them. :3


..Oh-, are we not going with the idea you gave?

NAH-I HAVE EVEN A BETTER IDEA-

Choose from the two.

the one i first told u abt,

and now this one-

A spy, trying to find information on  a group of criminals-one cold night, the group decides to host a party for a celebration of all they have accomplished, they spy finds out-craving to see if they can get anymore info out of the group..the group makes a list of who can come and who can't-of course, the spy isn't aloud in. The spy then sneaks into the party, trying not to be noticed by anyone. The groups leader then is notified that a spy is in the building-they then search for them, but find nothing for a couple of hours..till they finally found them. The spy was cassually talking to other people-they then saw the boss behind the people-uh oh. They then start running, the boss shortly behind, chasing them. The spy ends up causing a huge mess, burning down the place. They escape, but are still hunted down by the boss..soon, they encounter again..

...-inhaleeeeee-...

BITCH-, YOU KNOW IM GOING FOR THIS ONE.

Well hello there


NATALY so i told my mom about what happened with mr bullock while eating lunch and this is what she thinks.

https://voca.ro/17OkjaeJaI5K

UR MOM SOUNDS SO MAD

BUT ITS FUNNY

SHE SOUNDS LIKE MY MOM 

LAMIJNEBD WA

This is so cute 🥺🥺

now kiss 💀

EWWWW BRO NO

THAT'S MY IRL FRIEND OVER THERE

neheheh

WHY 

imma quit someday

Yk I fucked up this place

All u really did was introduce nsfw rps here

If im not mistaken

And thats no biggie

if I wasn’t here this would have never happened in the first place

I would still be innocent 

oh

how did u mess up this place?!?!?!?!

i think you made it funnier

I brought nsfw rps

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OH-

Wellllllllllllllll-

i kinda did toooooooooooooo-

but barely. 

no you didn’t 

It was me and kurtis 

And that’s dead-

oh-

well i'm a jholy child

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woah same!!!

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why the fuck did i post it here

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Yk those ‘guys vs girls’ memes. I’m so done with them. Like, ‘girls with a time machine: I’m ur great great granddaughter’ ‘guys with a time machine: whatever dumb stuff’ and I’m just like welcome to another episode of pointless gendering!

Pointless gendering is a thing but remember that these are memes, most of them are meant to be stupid.

yea but they are stupid and they’re literally just ‘guys are more interesting than girls’ and it’s offensive and sexist

There are so many sexist things you could be mad at, memes are not the one to get upset about. I get it but half of all memes have an offensive side to them. There is other sexist things to get mad at, besides a stupid meme because it’s a stupid sexist meme

It just makes me unhappy. Sorry for not wanting to be a stereotyped object.

Dude, I used to be and am still considered a “girl” I know how you feel.

Dumbo octopus growing like a pokemon evolution lmao

stage 1:

stage 2:

(error 404 I couldn't find a good picture lmao)

stage 3: 

bunny octopus 

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I'm proud of myself.

As the older sister, and the one who has to be the more mature one-y'know-gotta be the child who shines bright for my mother-well, for having a little sister is a lotta work, y'know? And learning slowly-but-surely the fnaf lore....

My sister not knowing fnaf lore.

....I gotta teach her the right way-soooo-I'm making her watch a 1 hour, 30 minute video based of fnaf lore.

afterwards, i'm going to ask her questions.
if she answers them wrong..

she has to re-watch the video.

I'm the best older sister anyone can ask for-

I tried to draw Camilo but forgot eyes were a thing so… enjoy, bind, eyeless, pencil marks where his eyes should have been because of me desperately trying to fix it… Camilo.


i made the aqua teen force in girls i guess ........ Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya.

   

Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock

   Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G

Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.

   

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I FUCKING HATE MYSELF 

SO, I FOLLOW MY COSPLAYER FRIEND ON TIKTOK RIGHT

AND I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN INTERACTING WITH THEIR VIDOES RECENTLY 

AND THE ONE VIDEO I DO LIKE

IS A FUCKING THIRST TRAP 

AND THE REALIZATION OF HOW CREEPY I MUST LOOK JUST SMASHED INTO ME

AND WHATS WORSE

IS THAT NOT ONLY DO WE GO TO THE SAME HIGHSCHOOL, BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM SINCE FUCKING KINDERGARTEN 

oh…

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING AAAAA  

boy am I glad I'm not you right now.

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I WISH I WASN'T ME RN EITHER

i mean i dont think you look as creepy to him as you think

OH YES I DO

OH HO HO I DEFINITELY DO 

u poor soul

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-

wanna rp with me? 

sure

yay-

you wanna hear my ideas? 

do humans breathe?

(thats a "yes" of u dont get it TvT)

OK EVERYBODY.JUST TO BE CLEAR,ima post my online times here:

After 12:30 am

Around 4 pm

after 5 PM

7 to 8 pm

Hey! I was right on th 7-8 pm one!

Last night

wattpad had an error and i was kicked from the app

And When i reopened it the fanfic i was reading was nowhere in sight 

I may have started to cry cause its the first half decent x m!reader story on that shitty app

Anyway i logged out and searched for it on an alt acc

then i logged back on and searched for the author's name 

I found it again 🥰

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