and i have 5 fucking dimples on my face (technically 4 but on 1 cheek I've got 2 that are like almost merged but you can see the difference enough to tell there's 2 and not one giant one)
I... I just learned that 'now' doesn't exist. For more factors than one.
We view 'now' as the time and place you are currently in. So if you stopped time, that would be your 'now'. But for someone else, that is not 'now' that is 'then'. 'Now' is relative, it's impossible for people to experience the same 'now'. Like let's say you have a strong telescope and you're watching someone on say...Kepler-1606b. You would see them doing something, for you this is what is happening 'now' but due to the speed of light and the distance, that person is actually in the future. You don't see them as they are, you see them as they were. For all you know, a black hole could have opened and that person wasn't there anymore. So this isn't really 'now' it's 'then' in the past and the other person is 'then' in the future.
Let's say, you know everything happening in the universe right now. Every quark and atom in the universe, you know what it's doing or where it's moving. You could use that information to predict the future and even change the past. By all accounts, you'd basically be a god. So then surely, you should know when 'now' is, right? Actually, no. Now is different everywhere in time and space. Now is a non-existent subject. No place in the universe has the same 'now' as somewhere else.
An experiment was done once, these scientists put clocks on two commercial airplanes and each one went around the world twice, once eastward, once westward. Afterwards the clocks were compared with ones that were stationary and suddenly, the three clocks couldn't agree on the time. They didn't glitch. They kept record of time perfectly fine. To each of those clocks, that time is 'now' but they don't have the same 'now' so the 'now' you experience isn't really 'now' but rather 'now' you know?
Now is always changing. By the time you think of 'now', 'now' fell down a well. It's impossible to purposefully think of 'now' exactly down to the quadrillionth of a millisecond. 'Now' will never be 'now'.
Your brain keeps track of time, from the moment you're born, your brain counts the seconds that pass by. But that isn't 'now' that is only 'now' for you. No one else, not even your twin, has the same 'now'. Your brain itself doesn't even know 'now'. Time is a non-existent concept of time and space, which we use to give us comfort in our lives and to feel the time pass so we don't drive ourselves insane from not knowing when is now then or later or soon. It's just a lie we tell ourselves for our on comfort and to make us feel important but in the grand scale of things we are but a spec of dust in the universe, time is a pointless measure that we homo-sapiens came up with to find a true meaning to everything when in fact our only purpose is to die and either spend eternity in torture or in blissful harmony. Either way, it's the end of our time on Earth which just means it's all pointless and nothing matters.
i have dark humor ...... so i said to my friend who was wearing a nirvana shirt , and i said " that design is mind blowing ( blank) " . if you know, you know
what r u talking about, Camilo totally had black nail polish- I- you're delusional, I'm not simping, shut up!
Allow me to go on an 'im a simp' rant,
This man, seriously, this man is like the best. He's cute, he's funny, he's handsome, he's sweet and kind and needs therapy and is perfect in every way. He says what everyone's thinking and he likes food. DID YOU SEE THE SCENE WHERE HE WAS HELPING PEPA CALM DOWN! He's got the best smile and every time I see him, I fall in love all over again. Why can't every guy be like this. I want to marry this man. He is my husband, he may not know it yet, but he is my husband. His eyes are so beautiful, a hazel color but in the right lighting they look to be a warm green, and when the sun hits them just right, his eyes look like a chocolate brown. He's got such a beautiful smile, I could stare it for centuries, the whole universe stops just to look at his smile. I'm not joking, I have feelings for an animated character in a disney movie, who probably won't like me back if he was real. I will never find a guy like this. They're all ASSHOLES!
Cool I really much relate to Isabella like everyone calls me the "perfect girl"and that's why so many ppl dont like me,and when I'm NOT perfect my parents yell at me,its just sad D:
A group of German physicians joins the chorus of experts who have discovered foreign objects in the coronavirus vaccines and the blood of the vaccinated.
OK CROW'S CRACKHEADED DISNEY/MHA HEADCANONS PART THE SECOND LET'S GO-
-Shinkami in Sleeping Beauty.
K so look me in the eye and tell me Kaminari wouldn't accidentally hurt himself on a spindle. Cuz like-he fucking would. And you know full well he would find it and be like, "OoOoOo, what's this?", poke the very obviously sharp object, and fall into a curse-induced coma. Also, Denki would 100% fall for a dude he had just met that day. Denki's a fucking simp with crushes on like-half of his school. You know full well he would cry and throw a tantrum over the fact that he couldn't see Shinsou again- "But Auuntieeesssss, you don't understanndddddd, he was hottttttttttttttttttttttttt!". Yeah, moral of the story Kaminari's a dumbass. And Shinsou would definitely come in to save him. Not because he was head over heels or anything, but because he's just like-genuinely a good person and I don't think he'd let the cute blonde he'd met in the woods fall into a 100-year coma, y'know?
So I like disney. A lot. Probably an admittedly unhealthy amount. Ok? Ok. But um-for the last like-month, my ADHD gremlin mind has been combining my hyperfixations of disney and MHA to make-some of the most crackedheaded headcanons I have ever made. Anyways-here's MHA ships put into disney movies Idfk if y'all wanna rp any of them lemme know, I guess?
NUMBER THE FIRST:
-Tododeku in Cinderella.
Ok, this one makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Imagine with me for a moment: Inko dies, leaving Deku an orphan when he's young- let's say 7 or so. Being a close friend of Inko, Mitsuki Bakugou takes him in. At this point, it's already known that he's quirkless, and now he's Bakugou's adopted brother-'Kacchan' is going to make his life a living hell. Obviously, that extends to things like doing all the fucking chores in the house and moving out of their shared bedroom into the attic space. And Mitsuki's not gonna say anything-yeah she's gonna yell if Bakugou's being a dick to Deku in her presence, but as far as the chores go she's gonna be happy Deku's doing them while giving Bakugou shit for being lazy. She isn't gonna stop any of it.
Meanwhile, Todoroki is the prince-fucking obviously it's Todoroki. As the only son in his family with a quirk (only one that's not presumed dead at least-) he's the heir to the throne, and Endeavour's a piece of shit who's always putting pressure on him and just being an overall jackass. So when Shoto's like 18, Endeavour gets it in his head that Shoto must find a SuItAbLe NoBlE wOmAn wItH a PoWeRfUlL QuIrK to be his queen, that during his rule he might produce the next batch of OP quirked little monsters. Obviously Todoroki is fruity as fuck, but Endeavour's probably a homophobic piece of shit knowing him so Todoroki hasn't said anything. So he decides to throw a ball, shenagganery ensues, TLDR Todoroki ends up with a quirkless commoner who also is a dude. Oh also Momo is the fairy godmother.
Ok so this ended up being way too long so Imma make a part two sorry for the spammmmm-
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i made the aqua teen force in girls i guess ........ Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya.
Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock
Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.
I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
SO, I FOLLOW MY COSPLAYER FRIEND ON TIKTOK RIGHT
AND I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN INTERACTING WITH THEIR VIDOES RECENTLY
AND THE ONE VIDEO I DO LIKE
IS A FUCKING THIRST TRAP
AND THE REALIZATION OF HOW CREEPY I MUST LOOK JUST SMASHED INTO ME
AND WHATS WORSE
IS THAT NOT ONLY DO WE GO TO THE SAME HIGHSCHOOL, BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM SINCE FUCKING KINDERGARTEN
oh…
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING AAAAA
boy am I glad I'm not you right now.
I WISH I WASN'T ME RN EITHER
i mean i dont think you look as creepy to him as you think
OH YES I DO
OH HO HO I DEFINITELY DO
u poor soul
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-
wanna rp with me?
sure
yay-
you wanna hear my ideas?
do humans breathe?
(thats a "yes" of u dont get it TvT)
OK EVERYBODY.JUST TO BE CLEAR,ima post my online times here:
After 12:30 am
Around 4 pm
after 5 PM
7 to 8 pm
Hey! I was right on th 7-8 pm one!
Last night
wattpad had an error and i was kicked from the app
And When i reopened it the fanfic i was reading was nowhere in sight
I may have started to cry cause its the first half decent x m!reader story on that shitty app
Anyway i logged out and searched for it on an alt acc
then i logged back on and searched for the author's name
I found it again 🥰
I just checked in the mirror
and i have 5 fucking dimples on my face (technically 4 but on 1 cheek I've got 2 that are like almost merged but you can see the difference enough to tell there's 2 and not one giant one)
Why are there so many dents 😭
Idk ask ur face
rip fresh
hai, how are ya
tired
hru?
Awake
lucky
lucky
lucky
R.I.P.
Fresh
???-???
Cause of death-EATEN
yes
Poor fresh sans
XD
XD
:D
I just found out that Riv isn’t my real grandpa, I think i’m going to cry.
DON'T EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT
I WILL ALWAYS B UR GRANDPA
EVEN IF UR ADOPTED 💔
You lied to me, why…?
i didn't want to um
Hurt... your... feelings?
MY FEELINGS ARE HURT NOW, HOW DID THAT TURN OUT FOR YOU?
IT DIDN'T TURN OUT ACCORDING TO PLAN
OBVIOUSLY
I... I just learned that 'now' doesn't exist. For more factors than one.
We view 'now' as the time and place you are currently in. So if you stopped time, that would be your 'now'. But for someone else, that is not 'now' that is 'then'. 'Now' is relative, it's impossible for people to experience the same 'now'. Like let's say you have a strong telescope and you're watching someone on say...Kepler-1606b. You would see them doing something, for you this is what is happening 'now' but due to the speed of light and the distance, that person is actually in the future. You don't see them as they are, you see them as they were. For all you know, a black hole could have opened and that person wasn't there anymore. So this isn't really 'now' it's 'then' in the past and the other person is 'then' in the future.
Let's say, you know everything happening in the universe right now. Every quark and atom in the universe, you know what it's doing or where it's moving. You could use that information to predict the future and even change the past. By all accounts, you'd basically be a god. So then surely, you should know when 'now' is, right? Actually, no. Now is different everywhere in time and space. Now is a non-existent subject. No place in the universe has the same 'now' as somewhere else.
An experiment was done once, these scientists put clocks on two commercial airplanes and each one went around the world twice, once eastward, once westward. Afterwards the clocks were compared with ones that were stationary and suddenly, the three clocks couldn't agree on the time. They didn't glitch. They kept record of time perfectly fine. To each of those clocks, that time is 'now' but they don't have the same 'now' so the 'now' you experience isn't really 'now' but rather 'now' you know?
Now is always changing. By the time you think of 'now', 'now' fell down a well. It's impossible to purposefully think of 'now' exactly down to the quadrillionth of a millisecond. 'Now' will never be 'now'.
Your brain keeps track of time, from the moment you're born, your brain counts the seconds that pass by. But that isn't 'now' that is only 'now' for you. No one else, not even your twin, has the same 'now'. Your brain itself doesn't even know 'now'. Time is a non-existent concept of time and space, which we use to give us comfort in our lives and to feel the time pass so we don't drive ourselves insane from not knowing when is now then or later or soon. It's just a lie we tell ourselves for our on comfort and to make us feel important but in the grand scale of things we are but a spec of dust in the universe, time is a pointless measure that we homo-sapiens came up with to find a true meaning to everything when in fact our only purpose is to die and either spend eternity in torture or in blissful harmony. Either way, it's the end of our time on Earth which just means it's all pointless and nothing matters.
Queen… LET ME SLEEP PEACEFULLY
...sorry ;-;
Mhm.
HOW-
I-
OK FIRST OF ALL-
IM SCARED FOR U
AND HOW LONG DID THIS TAKE FOR U TO TYPE THIS-
Don't worry, my existential crisis was months ago.
2 minutes minimum.
2 MINUTES?!
HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK
DO YOU TYPE THAT LONG ASS PARAGRAPH
IN TWO MINUITES?
I’m a fast typer
listen
i just
came back from championships and i see this.
................................................................
its like a wattpad
but about now
let me start reading.
bruh , your posts are longer then the holy bible lmao , not in a rude way tho
i know ;-;
Upgrades people
upgrades
(Before)
(and now v)
She's so hot 🥰🥰
If ur wondering what's changed
She has a bigger nose, prettier eyes, i changed her scar and you can't hear it obviously but she has a beautiful deeper voice
Also she isn't a fan user anymore, her weapon of choice is inkbrush: zenith
IM AT MY LIMIT-
SO IM ON SRATCH RIGHT-
AND COLORING AN AU OF JSAB SHIP KIDS
I JUST FINISHED THE ACTUAL LINE AND WAS GONNA START COLORING
AND-
JUST READ THE POST
I JUST-
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE
SO
FUCKING
CLOSE
TO FINISHING
this is a comment section for a itch.io game what does scratch have anything to do with this
why is this bothering you?
it was just something i thought was funny and wanted to share
NOOOOOOOOO
SOBS
TROPICAL ROUGE PRECURE ENDS NEXT WEEK
I'm going through a struggle rn
And i cant fucking progress through the main story in obey me
So to compensate
I've been reading this really good x m!reader fanfiction all day
i have dark humor ...... so i said to my friend who was wearing a nirvana shirt , and i said " that design is mind blowing ( blank) " . if you know, you know
Who knows my OG name?
I do but I forgot it
Damn, it’s only been a year since I changed it ;-;
oh yeah I forgot you registered in April 😰
Yep- i’m new here, partner.
freddy
man
Mfw I order a 20£ PlayStation gift card on Amazon and 2 hours later the code still hasn’t been emailed to me
😐
just came through:!
whos edd
GASP
I M I N T E R E S T E D
some funni doodles
what r u talking about, Camilo totally had black nail polish- I- you're delusional, I'm not simping, shut up!
Allow me to go on an 'im a simp' rant,
This man, seriously, this man is like the best. He's cute, he's funny, he's handsome, he's sweet and kind and needs therapy and is perfect in every way. He says what everyone's thinking and he likes food. DID YOU SEE THE SCENE WHERE HE WAS HELPING PEPA CALM DOWN! He's got the best smile and every time I see him, I fall in love all over again. Why can't every guy be like this. I want to marry this man. He is my husband, he may not know it yet, but he is my husband. His eyes are so beautiful, a hazel color but in the right lighting they look to be a warm green, and when the sun hits them just right, his eyes look like a chocolate brown. He's got such a beautiful smile, I could stare it for centuries, the whole universe stops just to look at his smile. I'm not joking, I have feelings for an animated character in a disney movie, who probably won't like me back if he was real. I will never find a guy like this. They're all ASSHOLES!
so glad i never watched this movie so im not a part of the "aesthetic roblox girl" fandom
I'm not part of that fandom either.
Can you stop bothering me for having opinions every time you get the chance.
k
I don't know if you've noticed but liking Camilo has nothing to do with that so why don't you grow up and get some manners.
cry about it lol
You do realized if you keep responding you’ll make it worse- righttttt?
If I murder them, would you turn me in?
no- I’m not a snitch
that last image of him
kinda hot tho 💀
But I don’t simp for any of the characters, I just heavily relate to Marabel
just want to be special part of family :(
fr
imma be real, in a normal family, this the vibes they give me
Luisa: is the middle child. Gives me oldest vibes.
Mirabel: is the youngest child. Gives me middle child vibes.
Isabela: is the oldest child. Gives me youngest child vibes.
lmao
Cool I really much relate to Isabella like everyone calls me the "perfect girl"and that's why so many ppl dont like me,and when I'm NOT perfect my parents yell at me,its just sad D:
Why Is somone spamming bad stuff abt the covid vaccine like-WHaaaa
I have the overpowering urge to form a harem
GRANDPA
WHAT
WHAT
JUST BECAUSE IM A GRANDFATHER DOESN'T MEAN I CANT HAVE BITCHES 😒
GRANDPA YOURE EMBARRASSING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BITCHES YOU PIMP
EMBARRASSING!? YOU SHOULD B PROUD UR GRANDPA IS SO GOOD AT UM
LIKE SEDUCING PEOPLW
YOU CANT SEDUCE SHIT
Rose Are Red,
I Can't Find A Rhyme...
This place is dry.
WHAT
IS
HAPPENING
looks like dog shit
Shocking Impurities Found in Covid Vaxxine!!!
A group of German physicians joins the chorus of experts who have discovered foreign objects in the coronavirus vaccines and the blood of the vaccinated.
https://rairfoundation.com/bombshell-german-doctors-find-astonishing-impurities-...
Share!!!
💀
drink bleach
HiIiIiI do you want to rp with me?
pft yes
Ok waitwaitwaitwaitwait-
do youuuuuuuu wanna hear my disney/MHA crack rp ideas?
Because I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO DO ANY OF THEM YET-
yEs
Do u have the link?
mhm :> https://picrew.me/image_maker/13338
................................................................................
your sounding like my father right now.
I got in trouble todayyyy
imagine bad xd
?
yeah imagine bad xdxd
You should kill yourself... Now!
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , you first ;3
lmao
STOP IT
OK CROW'S CRACKHEADED DISNEY/MHA HEADCANONS PART THE SECOND LET'S GO-
-Shinkami in Sleeping Beauty.
K so look me in the eye and tell me Kaminari wouldn't accidentally hurt himself on a spindle. Cuz like-he fucking would. And you know full well he would find it and be like, "OoOoOo, what's this?", poke the very obviously sharp object, and fall into a curse-induced coma. Also, Denki would 100% fall for a dude he had just met that day. Denki's a fucking simp with crushes on like-half of his school. You know full well he would cry and throw a tantrum over the fact that he couldn't see Shinsou again- "But Auuntieeesssss, you don't understanndddddd, he was hottttttttttttttttttttttttt!". Yeah, moral of the story Kaminari's a dumbass. And Shinsou would definitely come in to save him. Not because he was head over heels or anything, but because he's just like-genuinely a good person and I don't think he'd let the cute blonde he'd met in the woods fall into a 100-year coma, y'know?
didn't i already tell you.
to stop
and let me sleep
OK FUN FACT TIME WITH BIRB PERSON-
So I like disney. A lot. Probably an admittedly unhealthy amount. Ok? Ok. But um-for the last like-month, my ADHD gremlin mind has been combining my hyperfixations of disney and MHA to make-some of the most crackedheaded headcanons I have ever made. Anyways-here's MHA ships put into disney movies Idfk if y'all wanna rp any of them lemme know, I guess?
NUMBER THE FIRST:
-Tododeku in Cinderella.
Ok, this one makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Imagine with me for a moment: Inko dies, leaving Deku an orphan when he's young- let's say 7 or so. Being a close friend of Inko, Mitsuki Bakugou takes him in. At this point, it's already known that he's quirkless, and now he's Bakugou's adopted brother-'Kacchan' is going to make his life a living hell. Obviously, that extends to things like doing all the fucking chores in the house and moving out of their shared bedroom into the attic space. And Mitsuki's not gonna say anything-yeah she's gonna yell if Bakugou's being a dick to Deku in her presence, but as far as the chores go she's gonna be happy Deku's doing them while giving Bakugou shit for being lazy. She isn't gonna stop any of it.
Meanwhile, Todoroki is the prince-fucking obviously it's Todoroki. As the only son in his family with a quirk (only one that's not presumed dead at least-) he's the heir to the throne, and Endeavour's a piece of shit who's always putting pressure on him and just being an overall jackass. So when Shoto's like 18, Endeavour gets it in his head that Shoto must find a SuItAbLe NoBlE wOmAn wItH a PoWeRfUlL QuIrK to be his queen, that during his rule he might produce the next batch of OP quirked little monsters. Obviously Todoroki is fruity as fuck, but Endeavour's probably a homophobic piece of shit knowing him so Todoroki hasn't said anything. So he decides to throw a ball, shenagganery ensues, TLDR Todoroki ends up with a quirkless commoner who also is a dude. Oh also Momo is the fairy godmother.
Ok so this ended up being way too long so Imma make a part two sorry for the spammmmm-
STOP
LET ME SLEEP
PEACEFULLY.
PLS
I have a big sad :c
Cool
I’m so bored
😭
Nvm
Why is Ari spamming shit?
I’m so confused
huh
ari is a fucking idiot and gave their password to someone on discord and now here we are
damn