OK CROW'S CRACKHEADED DISNEY/MHA HEADCANONS PART THE SECOND LET'S GO-
-Shinkami in Sleeping Beauty.
K so look me in the eye and tell me Kaminari wouldn't accidentally hurt himself on a spindle. Cuz like-he fucking would. And you know full well he would find it and be like, "OoOoOo, what's this?", poke the very obviously sharp object, and fall into a curse-induced coma. Also, Denki would 100% fall for a dude he had just met that day. Denki's a fucking simp with crushes on like-half of his school. You know full well he would cry and throw a tantrum over the fact that he couldn't see Shinsou again- "But Auuntieeesssss, you don't understanndddddd, he was hottttttttttttttttttttttttt!". Yeah, moral of the story Kaminari's a dumbass. And Shinsou would definitely come in to save him. Not because he was head over heels or anything, but because he's just like-genuinely a good person and I don't think he'd let the cute blonde he'd met in the woods fall into a 100-year coma, y'know?
So I like disney. A lot. Probably an admittedly unhealthy amount. Ok? Ok. But um-for the last like-month, my ADHD gremlin mind has been combining my hyperfixations of disney and MHA to make-some of the most crackedheaded headcanons I have ever made. Anyways-here's MHA ships put into disney movies Idfk if y'all wanna rp any of them lemme know, I guess?
NUMBER THE FIRST:
-Tododeku in Cinderella.
Ok, this one makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Imagine with me for a moment: Inko dies, leaving Deku an orphan when he's young- let's say 7 or so. Being a close friend of Inko, Mitsuki Bakugou takes him in. At this point, it's already known that he's quirkless, and now he's Bakugou's adopted brother-'Kacchan' is going to make his life a living hell. Obviously, that extends to things like doing all the fucking chores in the house and moving out of their shared bedroom into the attic space. And Mitsuki's not gonna say anything-yeah she's gonna yell if Bakugou's being a dick to Deku in her presence, but as far as the chores go she's gonna be happy Deku's doing them while giving Bakugou shit for being lazy. She isn't gonna stop any of it.
Meanwhile, Todoroki is the prince-fucking obviously it's Todoroki. As the only son in his family with a quirk (only one that's not presumed dead at least-) he's the heir to the throne, and Endeavour's a piece of shit who's always putting pressure on him and just being an overall jackass. So when Shoto's like 18, Endeavour gets it in his head that Shoto must find a SuItAbLe NoBlE wOmAn wItH a PoWeRfUlL QuIrK to be his queen, that during his rule he might produce the next batch of OP quirked little monsters. Obviously Todoroki is fruity as fuck, but Endeavour's probably a homophobic piece of shit knowing him so Todoroki hasn't said anything. So he decides to throw a ball, shenagganery ensues, TLDR Todoroki ends up with a quirkless commoner who also is a dude. Oh also Momo is the fairy godmother.
Ok so this ended up being way too long so Imma make a part two sorry for the spammmmm-
Okay so, next year, my sister is getting into 6th grade, and they said that they were removing the class Computer Science and my sister won't get high school credit for it-and then he starts talking about stem students, foreign students to america....and he was mad about it....
he's mad about different people getting education-
can we just take a moment to appreciate Kellen Goff, voice actor for so many of my favorite characters from the FNaF franchise as well as characters in LoL, JoJo's BA and MHA. Truly a master of voice acting.
Can someone tell me if its normal for people to hear and feel my wrist bones cracking and moving when they shake my "hand" (i don't like hand holding, so i give them my wrist)
it was a light brown, they mistook it for blond hair at first. But the issue is that I have blond hairs even tho most of my hair is brown or dark brown. Some people even mistake me for being a dirty blonde. So you see I might as well also have ginger and black hair at this point. I’m also often mistaken for having black hair.
ye she's a psychotic teen who kinda deteriorated and became crazy. She now likes to see people helpless, beat-up and bleeding and it gives her a lustful feeling. She can transform into someone using a portion of their blood which she would take using a syringe, the more blood, the longer the transformation. She is head over heels for Deku because she likes the way he looks when he's badly injured. Now every time they meet she tries her best to basically destroy him so she can see him like that again because she's crazy. I don't know her backstory, I stopped watching 2 episodes into ssn 5 because I was bord.
Info: Elena's name is of Greek origin, it means Shining Light. With an IQ of 320, Elena single handedly solved mysteries people never even dreamed of solving. She graduated high school at 7 years old and is planning on going to college but she hasn't decided yet. Elena was born into an Upper-Middle class family.
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OK CROW'S CRACKHEADED DISNEY/MHA HEADCANONS PART THE SECOND LET'S GO-
-Shinkami in Sleeping Beauty.
K so look me in the eye and tell me Kaminari wouldn't accidentally hurt himself on a spindle. Cuz like-he fucking would. And you know full well he would find it and be like, "OoOoOo, what's this?", poke the very obviously sharp object, and fall into a curse-induced coma. Also, Denki would 100% fall for a dude he had just met that day. Denki's a fucking simp with crushes on like-half of his school. You know full well he would cry and throw a tantrum over the fact that he couldn't see Shinsou again- "But Auuntieeesssss, you don't understanndddddd, he was hottttttttttttttttttttttttt!". Yeah, moral of the story Kaminari's a dumbass. And Shinsou would definitely come in to save him. Not because he was head over heels or anything, but because he's just like-genuinely a good person and I don't think he'd let the cute blonde he'd met in the woods fall into a 100-year coma, y'know?
didn't i already tell you.
to stop
and let me sleep
OK FUN FACT TIME WITH BIRB PERSON-
So I like disney. A lot. Probably an admittedly unhealthy amount. Ok? Ok. But um-for the last like-month, my ADHD gremlin mind has been combining my hyperfixations of disney and MHA to make-some of the most crackedheaded headcanons I have ever made. Anyways-here's MHA ships put into disney movies Idfk if y'all wanna rp any of them lemme know, I guess?
NUMBER THE FIRST:
-Tododeku in Cinderella.
Ok, this one makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Imagine with me for a moment: Inko dies, leaving Deku an orphan when he's young- let's say 7 or so. Being a close friend of Inko, Mitsuki Bakugou takes him in. At this point, it's already known that he's quirkless, and now he's Bakugou's adopted brother-'Kacchan' is going to make his life a living hell. Obviously, that extends to things like doing all the fucking chores in the house and moving out of their shared bedroom into the attic space. And Mitsuki's not gonna say anything-yeah she's gonna yell if Bakugou's being a dick to Deku in her presence, but as far as the chores go she's gonna be happy Deku's doing them while giving Bakugou shit for being lazy. She isn't gonna stop any of it.
Meanwhile, Todoroki is the prince-fucking obviously it's Todoroki. As the only son in his family with a quirk (only one that's not presumed dead at least-) he's the heir to the throne, and Endeavour's a piece of shit who's always putting pressure on him and just being an overall jackass. So when Shoto's like 18, Endeavour gets it in his head that Shoto must find a SuItAbLe NoBlE wOmAn wItH a PoWeRfUlL QuIrK to be his queen, that during his rule he might produce the next batch of OP quirked little monsters. Obviously Todoroki is fruity as fuck, but Endeavour's probably a homophobic piece of shit knowing him so Todoroki hasn't said anything. So he decides to throw a ball, shenagganery ensues, TLDR Todoroki ends up with a quirkless commoner who also is a dude. Oh also Momo is the fairy godmother.
Ok so this ended up being way too long so Imma make a part two sorry for the spammmmm-
STOP
LET ME SLEEP
PEACEFULLY.
PLS
I have a big sad :c
Cool
I’m so bored
😭
Nvm
Why is Ari spamming shit?
I’m so confused
huh
ari is a fucking idiot and gave their password to someone on discord and now here we are
damn
I’m back from school and my computer lab teacher gave me m&ms 😇
btw ari gave their account to a rando don’t respond to them if they come here 💀
Okay so, next year, my sister is getting into 6th grade, and they said that they were removing the class Computer Science and my sister won't get high school credit for it-and then he starts talking about stem students, foreign students to america....and he was mad about it....
he's mad about different people getting education-
AND I'M GONNA GIVE THIS TO MY PRINCIPLE
this was all filmed from my lovely amor, kerem
RACISTS
1:30
https://voca.ro/1iiVXYuGn2oU
part 2. Mr bullock continues being racist
https://voca.ro/1gdC6vpOwwdp
part 3 https://voca.ro/1nlaztcPgQdF
Does anyone want to rp?
CAUSE I'M SO BORED-
yesss
Yes sir
INVITING GORLS TO THE PARTY WON'T CHANGE THAT YOU'RE GAY FOR ME ASMO
IT WON'T
MATERIEL GORWL
bored
same.
rp? Sephoraph bunny
So uhm, one of this kids games but with extra steps, thats how i summarize this game.
...I just heard someone running down the hallways saying:
"Scream Daddy!"
............but they were moaning it....
hey kerem um...
i-i-i-...
l-like...
um.....
y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y--y-your mom.
shes thicc
#milfs
thx she got it from me
jk
i-i-i-
...
te amo
mi amor
i'm going to buy you a rose from dollar tree
that glows up
por que tu es mi estrea
<3
I SPELT THAT WRONG
estrella yuh
GIRL i remember my parents buying me colorful roses that had glitter on them ;,)
BRUH
i'm better than that
GERALDINE IS TAKING OFF MY SHOE
HELP
no
You
Did
Not
Get out, Lucifer
can we just take a moment to appreciate Kellen Goff, voice actor for so many of my favorite characters from the FNaF franchise as well as characters in LoL, JoJo's BA and MHA. Truly a master of voice acting.
yall r smart right?
Like- you know things
So um
Can someone tell me if its normal for people to hear and feel my wrist bones cracking and moving when they shake my "hand" (i don't like hand holding, so i give them my wrist)
…yes it is normal. I’m not gonna question the hand holding, wrist thing
my friend shakes everyone in our group's hand before going back to class during lunch
Yea it's normal,it happens all the time to me
imagine if everytime you had a point the point was like, a physical object something you can physically grasp and hold in your hand
ISABELA YOUR BOYFRIENDS HERE
7 foot freak
Rats along his back
When he calls your name
It all fades to black 💀
I just saw Encanto UwU
I haven’t
oh-
Ok but remember
WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO
SEVeN FOot frAAme
rAHAtssss along his back
when he calls yoor naem
it all fades to BLAck
yeah he sees your dreams
and FEAStsssss OEnn yur screeems
(HuAyYy!)
We don’t talk about Bruno-
😰
It’s literally how he says it ;-;
o
Uh it's not freak its frame
💀
XD
Isabela yor bO💀YFRIEND👹s herreere
Hey,grew to live in fear of bruno muttering or mumbling
stuttering or stumbling*
I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
oh-I watched it in my language so I dont really know the lyrics for the english one XD
lol is aight
lol
time for dinner...
7 FOOT FRAME
RATAS ALONG IS BACKA (IT RYHEMES OKAY-)
WHEN HE CALLS UR NAME
IT ALL FADES TO BLACK
AND HE SEES UR DREAMS AND FEAST ON UR SCREAMMMMMMSSSSS-
TiMe FoR DiNnErRrRrR
7 FOOT FRAME RATS ALONG HIS BACK
WHEN HE CALLS YOUR NAME IT ALL FADES TO BLACK
HES SEES YOUR DREAMS AND FEAST ON YOUR SCREAMS (HUAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNONONO(WHY DID I TALK ABOUT BRUNO!?)
give me one of your physical traits along with your parents and I’ll figure out the alleles 😎
With a punnet square 💀
Uhh Tall for age
Why do u need mah parents
Can you please explain. My mama hair brown my papa hair black and me:
brown, black, blond, dirty blonde WHO EEVN KNOWS ANYMORE ITS EVERY HAIR COLOUR IN THE UNIVERSE AT THIS POINT
uh it depends
Hair has a lot of alleles
So do eyes
I would need to know your hair color when you were a baby
it was a light brown, they mistook it for blond hair at first. But the issue is that I have blond hairs even tho most of my hair is brown or dark brown. Some people even mistake me for being a dirty blonde. So you see I might as well also have ginger and black hair at this point. I’m also often mistaken for having black hair.
oh-
I’m not really sure about the alleles
yeah. I am master of all hair. I should be on r/bossfight
What cool name would I have
My mother hair : Black And Wavy
My dads hair: Brown and Straight
My mother's eye color: Dark brown
My dads eye color: Hazel
My hair: Black/Dark brown
My eyes: Honey Brown.
woooohooo-
i kinda had hazel when i was younger-eheheheh-
Uhhh
Ok
Mom has : slightly brown but black hair
Dad has:black hair
Me:black hair
your mom would be : Bb
Your dad: BB
You would be: Bb or BB
Lowercase is for brown
Uppercase is for black
ooOOooOo
pls no- me and my besties saw this picture in our chem textbook and here’s the convo that happened(I’m calling everyone by nicknames):
Joj: she looks like she’s about to spill the acids on someone 😭😭
Noni: 😭😭
Me: she’s the demon that watches me sleep 😭
Nefertiti: Miss N when we tell her we didn’t do the hw:
Joj: 😭😭
Nefertiti: or Miss F
Me: She’s the strangers people are talking about when they say ‘stranger danger’
Noni: she’s the heat death of the universe
Joj: nooo 😭😭😭😂💀
Fun facts about me (credits to DaqueenofYou)
1.DEKUUUUUUUUUUU
2.murder.
3.kinda vampire
4.L.O.V
5.simp
6.idk if she has backstory
7.(Regrets of not watching anime)
ye she's a psychotic teen who kinda deteriorated and became crazy. She now likes to see people helpless, beat-up and bleeding and it gives her a lustful feeling. She can transform into someone using a portion of their blood which she would take using a syringe, the more blood, the longer the transformation. She is head over heels for Deku because she likes the way he looks when he's badly injured. Now every time they meet she tries her best to basically destroy him so she can see him like that again because she's crazy. I don't know her backstory, I stopped watching 2 episodes into ssn 5 because I was bord.
ooOOoo
…you need therapy
I know
Holy guacamole
my genes ig (credit to Miss L.O.V)
Mama: Papa: SisMdl: SisOld: Me:
Ht: idk 5'? 6..? 6'4 5' 6'3
👁: Dark Brown Greenish Brown Brown Dark Brown
Hr: Brown Black Brown Dark Brown a mess
Hr2: straight curly curly wavy a mess
Int/ex: ambi extro ambi ambi InTrOvErT!
Skin: white(redtnt) milk choc 50/50? white(ylwtnt) SNOW WHITE
Bldtp: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
queen’s phenotype for eyes would be
Correct me if I’m wrong with the alleles
Uh Bb
Capital b is for brown eyes
Lowercase b is for the greenish color
Idk if you have green eyes
Then again it could be BB
I just said my eyes r dark brown ;-;
I guess I was right
Although there are more letters to it
I’m no smarty queen
I feel like it would be BB then
okk
I’m so proud 🥺
Give me oc to draw
Oki
Here.(also rip pencil XD)
noice!
thx
I'm bored so
My 🌟genes 🌟
Mom: Dad: Sis: 🌟Me🌟:
height: 5'5 height:5'10 height:4'? height:5'?
Eyes👀:black eyes:black eyes:dark brown eyes: black
Hair:black👩🏻 hair:black👨🏻 hair: black 👩🏻 hair:black👩🏻
Style:idk style:comfy style:softie style:comfy
Intro/extro?: Idk Intro/extro:extrovert intro/extro:introvert intro/extro:AMBIVERT(me)
Skin:blackish-white skin:blackish-white skin:blackish-whit skin:same
Bloodgroup:A+ bloodgroup:A+ Bloodgroup:A+ bloodgroup:O+
Get a vivid pic of me now XD
can I do?
sure just credit me
What time is it? It's
💖Bio Re making💖
TIME!
Who should I start with? How about *drumroll*
Unnamed child prodigy... who I have to re-make cause uh... cause her picture... got lost-uh- HERE SHE IS GREAT WOW-
Name: Elena Dylan
Age: 8
Group Affiliation: none
Occupation: student
Personality: detail oriented, brutally honest, cynical
Ethnicity: British
Language(s) Spoken: English (British + American), German, Russian, Swedish, Korean, Chinese, French, Irish, Spanish, Latin, Dutch, Greek, Finnish
Info: Elena's name is of Greek origin, it means Shining Light. With an IQ of 320, Elena single handedly solved mysteries people never even dreamed of solving. She graduated high school at 7 years old and is planning on going to college but she hasn't decided yet. Elena was born into an Upper-Middle class family.
Can I get a cup o' tea?
ok
Caen I get a cuppe off tee?
You're just as bad as each other so get over it.
A ahhhhhh did u know? My bloodgroup is different from that if my family (aka my family has blood group A+ and I'm an O+)
oop-
Yes
There should be more clothes, eyes, and black hair styles. The curly bangs were kinda awkward and only go to one style of curly hair.
add a download link ?
kay so these are some of my fav songss~
LETS START.
The Bidding - Tally Hall (sped up)
ITS JUST SO GOOOD!!George Micheal - Careless Whispers (sped up)
smirks and leans on dora car while looking at Kerem-Sports-Beach Bunny
duh.
Cavetown-Boys Will Be Bugs
ITS JUST-SO GOOD-IT MAKES ME FALL ASLEEP.Five Nights at Freddys: Night 4 by idk-
LISTEN-MARKIPLIERS PART-LISTEN-"WHYS MY CLOSET MAKING PIRATE SOUUUUNDSS~?"Me and My Husband - Mitski
me and kerem do be vibing though..679-remy boys
Shakira-Can't Remember To Forget You
ITS SO GOOOOOOOOD-Five Nights at Freddys 1 song-The Living Tombstones
i've known this song since i was 5.very good song.
Bubblegum Bitch-Mariana (slowed)
I'M MISS SUGAR PINK LICKA-LICKA LIPS-Studio Killers-Jenny
I WANNA RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIPPP-Rock Your Body-Justin Timberlake
smirk-Primadonna-Mariana
yesAmerican Boy-Estelle
ITS A BOP-ICONIC ONE-Macarena-Bayside Boys Remix
every latin partyyy-Artic Monkeys-505
ITS-AHHHH-Ricky Martin-Livin' La Vida Loca
STRAIGHT UP VIBE-Misery x CPR
.......................................I'm sorry Allan. BUT-ITS SO GOOD-GUY.exe-Super Fruit
...6 feet..tall...and...super..strong...we..always...get..along...Lady Gaga-Lovegame (sped up)
I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK-DON'T THINK TOO MUCH JUST THRUST THAT DICK-good song.Shakira-Loba
una lobaaaa-en el armadona//???? idk how to spell.Yeah!-Usher
hey kerem...hey johana...hey monet...hey abrianne...hey eris...*smirk* I'M SO SORRY-House Of Memories-P!ATD
CROW I'M SORRY FOR CALLING IT PLATED-uhh
thats it for now
uhhh
AHHH-I FORGOT MCRRRR-AHHHH-I FORGOT PARAMORE-
aw
but nats too lazy.
THE SECOND ONE 😉😉😉😉
HEHHEHHEHE-
I only know 4 of those songs