it hurts listening to the song angel by aerosmith cuz it makes me think about my ex to much , me and him would listen to it , it's a good song , but just kinda sad for me
and like pitch it as a product on dragons den (canadian shark tank, we watch it in mu business class, honestly i kinda wish we'd watch shark tank but dragons den is still good... and we get it free on cbc sooo)
And i cant think of something
So i message my teacher
Yo i can't think of anything
and he goes
Try to link it to your interests
Like YES MR MURRAY
I'LL JUST INVENT A CURE FOR THE GUINEA WORM
SOLVE AN ENDEMIC
Because all my other interests that aren't worms are stupid
Ahem...I'm getting this person I like some roses (they might have to be fake bc I don't think my school allows pollen or whatever) some kitkats (bc that's their favourite candy) and some frog related stuff and for my other crush, I'm wearing the hoodie that we both have and uh...apparently I have a bf now so I'm gonna get him some candy
I've been telling Johana that I didn't have a date for valentines because IM SINGLE- SO LIKE.. I forced johana to find me a date before valentines cus ik damn well i aint gon be single for valentines ESPECIALLY the day you really do need a date.
SO its been a day now without a date for valentines and im talking to nataly about how I won't have one and she says
" ME TOO!! " and we start doing this thing that we do all the time which is like yk showing off our muscles LMAOO ( im sorry but idk how to spell muscles) ANYWAYS and she goes on by saying " YOU CAN BE MY DATE !! "
AND I LOOKED AT HER AS IF I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT AND WE ARE LIKE " OO IT'S MY FIRST TIME HAVING A VALENTINES DATE WHOS A GIRL " ( and yes we do yell a lot to each other cus we're like that and we like being like that ) ANYWAYS AS I WAS SAYING
Our school has a valentines dance like every year and you get all dressed up to dance with your date. I dont think i will be able to go BUTTTT i can still ask my mama cus she will understand. PLUS the dance best not be on a weekend cus girl.. you know damn well my parents work those days and i am not gonna be able to go if its on a friday. BUT YEAAA thats what basically happened.
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FUN FACTS ABOUT ME!
1. I have better lower body strength than Dwayne Johnson and John Cena combined but my upper body is basically made of noodles.
2. I'm the best at archery. My uncle (God give him peace) taught me how to shoot an arrow when I was 9 and I was the best at aiming.
3. Want random facts about things? I'M YOUR GAL!
4. I collect shells from beaches, dirt, soil you name it! I have a collection of shells in a jar in my room.
5. I am often confused for having OCD which I don't-
LOL IMAGINE BEING I SCHOOL TODAY
LMAO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOSERS
LOSERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
STFU
CAUSE I'M STILL IN SCHOOL.
AND I HAVE ROBOTICS.
LOSERRRRRRRRRR
IM NOT IN SCHOOL TODAYY
ABRUH
lol
Does online school count?...
YES
oh ok
Sor lol
Lol(why does nobody want to play with me? D':)
Yeah haters
take that
losers
dhdslkfhgdzglar
HAYY
WHO IS THAT KEREM-
ITS IRIS
OHHH-
ass fast look d m n o
Im in the mood to be a bitch for no reason
god help me
Please come home saaya and miku
my shelf is lonely
Toris and Zapfino: Love at first sight.
S H I P
no shipping without me XD
can’t spell ship without rocker chick 😉
YESSSSSSSs
hell yas
FUCK NO
XD
Manifesting that my saaya and miku figures will come in early
@NAT NATTTTTTTTTTT NATALIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE NAT NAT NATTTTTTT
CABINSITO?
I love you 🥺 /p
I LOVE YOU TOO-
<3
I'M iN SCHOOL RN
LMAO
LMAOOOOO
HELP SOMEONES CHROMNEBOOK MADE A WERIRD NOISE
LIKE A SCreEHD
LAMKIOESJN
CABIN X NAT
NO.
i hope this cursed ship will cheer me up XD
im not even-
im not even gonna-
your welcomeeeeeee ........ UwU
why do you do these things-
i need to bleach my eyes-
"girl please "
bruh-
........................................
Sigh.
I swear the internet has taken years off my life expectancy.
…….
*click*
.. Hey crow, wanna join me? T,wT
Currently holding le revolver-
AHHHH-
:,3
WHATS THE IMAGE CAUSE I CAN'T SEE IT ON MY SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK-
edit: ...nevermind.
welcome to the internet
......
If there are gods, mine must surely be some sort of trickster, gifting me with eyesight only for me to see things like this.
…….
Do you have bleach for me? I don’t care if it’s filled with literal magma, THE MORE PAIN FOR MY EYES THE BETTER-
here you go dude
Thanks.
That’s honestly gross, please delete that
If anyone is cancelled it’s you-
I will not .... I ĺl stay on here forever sending cursed ships / memes
Please stop-
I'm gonna start crying.
I-
....its a fox with a human.
Fox from zootopia.
....WHY.
update * nick is going to have a baby with nagito from danganronpa XD
TOP SRSYHGVSCFG@W²
*plays welcome to the internet by Bo burham*
YES
it hurts listening to the song angel by aerosmith cuz it makes me think about my ex to much , me and him would listen to it , it's a good song , but just kinda sad for me
I have to make a studen business invention thing
and like pitch it as a product on dragons den (canadian shark tank, we watch it in mu business class, honestly i kinda wish we'd watch shark tank but dragons den is still good... and we get it free on cbc sooo)
And i cant think of something
So i message my teacher
Yo i can't think of anything
and he goes
Try to link it to your interests
Like YES MR MURRAY
I'LL JUST INVENT A CURE FOR THE GUINEA WORM
SOLVE AN ENDEMIC
Because all my other interests that aren't worms are stupid
I feel better
Uh.. I was rather pissed
Something rubbed me the wrong way
....
Lawkie are-are you a cat?
why do you ask?
cuz something rubbed you the wrong way-
…
Crow don’t start the puns
I got rather pissed last night
It got to the point where I unplugged their toilet
HI YEAH UM W H A T
OKAY HONESTLY THIS IS AN ACTUAL QUESTION HOW DO YOU UNPLUG SOMEONES TOILET
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
hi overlord
I has a question
yyyeesss?
wanna rp?
shore!
hiiii all mighty racoon
hi lawky
hey
Well at least ur feelin better now right
hi
How I would make my sky cotl oc
awwww
tank u
Np
Why am I on fnf.....but also here?
SANDWICH PIC
how tf arevyou cooking on a carpet
IM NOT COOKING IT I TOOK A PIC WHILE EATING IT WTH
me in a bunch of picrew (cause im super hot )
ratio
yeesh
TOP HAT
YES
i was scrollin thru the hat options
And i saw the hat
And i thought of u
And i wanted to b nice and put it there (to make up for the lack of top hats everywhere else)
(Because one small top hat is 10x better than a million big ones)
wholesome
i suppose
yuh
What if I owned my mouth and the GameCube noise came out?
11:00 thoughts with Cabin
worst feeling in the world
is when ur reaching into the milk bag to get another bag for the milk jug
and it's surprisingly wet
and you realize
one of the milk bags has sprung a leak
for all you non milk bag havers
this is what im talking about
the big blue one is the milk bag holder, the little skinny one with the milk is the milk bag, and the plastic thing is the milk jug
We just have one bag containing the milk AND U GET THIS MUCH?!
ya
theres 3 bags in a pack
This world is so unfair
just get better milk
DUDE I GET FRESH COW MILK AND UR TELLING ME GET BETTER MILK?????
You get milk..in bags?
yes
You don’t?
They live in Canda Monet-
OH WELL DAMN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ? I DONT LIVE CANADA
You live in stripper land
NEVADA.
YOU DO TOO. ONLY SOMETIMES U GO TO BOULDER CITY AND ACTUALLY NOT JUST NEVADA HAS STRIPPER PLACES WERE KNOWN FOR CASINOS.
milk bag gang 👽
why is that so weird but at the same time swag
That looks like something sus 💀
NOOOO
They're like cold babies
every holiday needs its villain
crixmix has the grinch
halloween has teenagers
easter has um... the easter bunny
satint patrics day has adults
but valentimes?
its been left untouched for milennia
but no more
for i have taken on the persona of the valentime villain
i
am
um
the valentime grinch
beware
Shiver me timbers.
BEWARE CABIN
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT FROM THIS DAY FORTH
I WILL
DO-
SOMETHING
AND ITS GUNNA SUCK MAJOR ASS AND EVERYONE WILL BE SAD
I’m shKing in my boots.
as you should be
/sarc
valentines has an evil cupid who instead of making people fall in love, makes them break up or divorce.
no
shut
there is only the valentines grinch
NOBODY ELSE
okk
thats what i thought
I’ll tell you the valentines villan
It’s stds
BAHAHAHAHAHA
always practice safe sex kids
Stds are no laughing matter
yes they aren’t
Wait wait…
Ear std… hearing aids
Its time to stop
agreeeed
my third mind can shit in a bush 💀
What’s third mind?
It’s when you split your mind into three
It’s not a mental disorder
It’s helpful
You know how those doctors ask “ how are you feeling mentally “
Yeah that’s what that is for
So I won’t give them the shitty answer of “idk”
Does anyone know that I have OSDD, when I mention it to people they look at me weird.
…
I-
I mean like I had to look that up real quick because I’m a dumbfuck
But I think that’s pretty unique
It’s basically DID but different. And thank you.
ah interesting
You know people think I have DID but I don’t
I just have a different mindset system that functions like a fucking crackass
I hate it
Oh-
I’m a fucking crackass you know cabin
Honestly I think about it too hardly
Then here we are now
Ah yes care for some tea?
I need to sleep, go leave me alone before I make you and I’ll do it perminately
I’m talking about you enki
you know
I don’t think people reconize me
It’s me Allan
I am law today
Always has been
Rule of law folks 😞
Dont worry
river recognizes you
I like being ignored
I’ll soon fade outa existence and be the ninth wonder of the world ☺️
Oh
I see
yup
Kinda..
Kinda not… 😰
oh
I see
🤔
No
no
My emotions are understandable
But they are unnecessary
ANYONE WANNA RP?!
I just finished peeling off my shedded skin and I'm extremely uncomfortable because my dick hurts.
And also I want someone to talk to.
Can someone please talk to me.
Meme doesn't talk to me.
Chonk definitely won't.
Cabin...
Cab
In
Anyways just talk to me.
Hey budddyyyy-
Hey.
I pissed off Cabin as wellll-soooo-
fLippy
nice!
Nat
... I gotta bf now ig-
NICE!
you good bro?
I'm fine.
liar
okay, I'm lying, so what
I care about you
HEY GUYS HAPPY PRE-VALENTINE'S MONTH!!
What are y'all doing for your partners, romantic, fictional or otherwise!??
ME AND KEREM ARE GOING OUT TOGETHER TO OUR SCHOOLS DANCE-
AND I'M GONNA CREATE ANOTHER BAKUGOU SHRINE-
EHHEHEHEHEHE-
I'm doing nothing with no one.
I'm single.
And I have been single ever since chonk and allan broke up with me.
Ahem...I'm getting this person I like some roses (they might have to be fake bc I don't think my school allows pollen or whatever) some kitkats (bc that's their favourite candy) and some frog related stuff and for my other crush, I'm wearing the hoodie that we both have and uh...apparently I have a bf now so I'm gonna get him some candy
ew romance crow 💀
I’m gonna make my boyfriend sing a song for me before I unplug his toilet and make him piss on a doggy mat
....um..
Nat you should know me long enough to know that I absolutely hate romance
Do you?
yes
As a protest
i am not celebrating valentimes this year
Because yall romantic weirdos
Cant wait a month
WHY ARE YALL TALKIMG ABOUT VALENTIMES DAY RN
ITS JANUARY
I'm asking my pfp to be my valentine.
wow
You x blurry blue and white square
What a cute couple 😍😍
lmao
...
oh yeah
That green gay non binary thing
Their name is Double-Trouble and they're way out of my league and they don't even exist but I like them okay leave me alone.
fr
SHUT UP-
IT
IS
NOT
VALEN
TIME
MONTH
NAT
WHO CARES
ME
OBVIOUSLY
Ah yes Valentine’s Day
Heh-
I just want cuddles and cute songs
Nothing too romantic
I hate romance with a passion 💀
I would spend it with you
but I don't want to kinda
you could if you want but that will be hard
I hate romance like I said
Me when someone asks me out.
Made human Toris on her first date with her wife.
Awh! Cuteeeee!
thanks
:3
human toris is adoris
thanks
adorable
Anyone want to RP?
Yeas
Cool. I forgot mines name so I’m gonna go with Akai.
uni
He innocent
Yes, yes he is. You wanna start?
Nu ☺️
OKAY SO-
FOR VALENTINES DANCE-
We need a date, right?
....*looks at Kerem*
SHES MY DATE-
ME AND ARE GONNA GO TO THE DANCE TOGETHER-HEHHEHEHHEEHHEHEHEH-
I've been telling Johana that I didn't have a date for valentines because IM SINGLE- SO LIKE.. I forced johana to find me a date before valentines cus ik damn well i aint gon be single for valentines ESPECIALLY the day you really do need a date.
SO its been a day now without a date for valentines and im talking to nataly about how I won't have one and she says
" ME TOO!! " and we start doing this thing that we do all the time which is like yk showing off our muscles LMAOO ( im sorry but idk how to spell muscles) ANYWAYS and she goes on by saying " YOU CAN BE MY DATE !! "
AND I LOOKED AT HER AS IF I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT AND WE ARE LIKE " OO IT'S MY FIRST TIME HAVING A VALENTINES DATE WHOS A GIRL " ( and yes we do yell a lot to each other cus we're like that and we like being like that ) ANYWAYS AS I WAS SAYING
Our school has a valentines dance like every year and you get all dressed up to dance with your date. I dont think i will be able to go BUTTTT i can still ask my mama cus she will understand. PLUS the dance best not be on a weekend cus girl.. you know damn well my parents work those days and i am not gonna be able to go if its on a friday. BUT YEAAA thats what basically happened.
NAH-IT WON'T BE ON THE WEEKEND-
BUT LIKE-WE BETTER DANCE, NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS THAT JUST STAND THERE AND ARE EMBARRSED-
NO NO NO.
WE ARE GONNA DANCE.
DW CUS IK HOW TO DANCE PLUS I HAVE A VIDEO OF ME DANCING TO SALSA AND I SENT IT TO JOHANA AND SHE SAID IT WAS GOOD SO LIKE YEA DW CUS I WILL DANCE
YES_IF THEY PLAY MACERANA-
yall's schools actually have dances?
yeah we do
maybe my school is just broke...
....my school was um....almost 30million dollars...
BIGGEST FLEX
shut the shut
my school cant afford a new pump for our basket balls
hecker
yes
Feels like this place has gone dry.
dry deez nuts.
Haha so funny.
i know i'm not funny.
Then don’t comment.
You mad or something?
mhm mhm
A GUY CALLED ME HIS GF OMFG AHHHHHH-
Hecker
Was just on call with 2 friends for like 4 fucking hours
i am very drained
Had we stayed on for much longer i think i would've just burst into tears