Ahem...I'm getting this person I like some roses (they might have to be fake bc I don't think my school allows pollen or whatever) some kitkats (bc that's their favourite candy) and some frog related stuff and for my other crush, I'm wearing the hoodie that we both have and uh...apparently I have a bf now so I'm gonna get him some candy
I've been telling Johana that I didn't have a date for valentines because IM SINGLE- SO LIKE.. I forced johana to find me a date before valentines cus ik damn well i aint gon be single for valentines ESPECIALLY the day you really do need a date.
SO its been a day now without a date for valentines and im talking to nataly about how I won't have one and she says
" ME TOO!! " and we start doing this thing that we do all the time which is like yk showing off our muscles LMAOO ( im sorry but idk how to spell muscles) ANYWAYS and she goes on by saying " YOU CAN BE MY DATE !! "
AND I LOOKED AT HER AS IF I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT AND WE ARE LIKE " OO IT'S MY FIRST TIME HAVING A VALENTINES DATE WHOS A GIRL " ( and yes we do yell a lot to each other cus we're like that and we like being like that ) ANYWAYS AS I WAS SAYING
Our school has a valentines dance like every year and you get all dressed up to dance with your date. I dont think i will be able to go BUTTTT i can still ask my mama cus she will understand. PLUS the dance best not be on a weekend cus girl.. you know damn well my parents work those days and i am not gonna be able to go if its on a friday. BUT YEAAA thats what basically happened.
Uh ok. I see the first one every morning and the other two only come occasionally. One is actually the daughter or son idk of the first one. You can tell because of the similar markings. They’re so cute and it’s adorable how they’re like best buds lol
ok so... Mimikyu is by far the most terrifying pokemon ever. Like it's name is not only vaguely and eerily similar to Pikachu but also 'mimic you' like... no thanks I would not like to have my identity stolen. Like I get it has a whole sad backstory but it didn't need to be terrifying-
Ok so no one knows what Mimikyu really looks like but it still manages to terrify me. Heck according to the official Mimikyu lore, seeing this thing causes people to die because it's so terrifying. Like I don't know what monster is under that tiny sheet but I sure as hell don't wanna find out.
The smallest and most fear-inducing ghost type pokemon... that I set as my computer background.
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every holiday needs its villain
crixmix has the grinch
halloween has teenagers
easter has um... the easter bunny
satint patrics day has adults
but valentimes?
its been left untouched for milennia
but no more
for i have taken on the persona of the valentime villain
i
am
um
the valentime grinch
beware
Shiver me timbers.
BEWARE CABIN
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT FROM THIS DAY FORTH
I WILL
DO-
SOMETHING
AND ITS GUNNA SUCK MAJOR ASS AND EVERYONE WILL BE SAD
I’m shKing in my boots.
as you should be
/sarc
valentines has an evil cupid who instead of making people fall in love, makes them break up or divorce.
no
shut
there is only the valentines grinch
NOBODY ELSE
okk
thats what i thought
I’ll tell you the valentines villan
It’s stds
BAHAHAHAHAHA
always practice safe sex kids
Stds are no laughing matter
yes they aren’t
Wait wait…
Ear std… hearing aids
Its time to stop
agreeeed
my third mind can shit in a bush 💀
What’s third mind?
It’s when you split your mind into three
It’s not a mental disorder
It’s helpful
You know how those doctors ask “ how are you feeling mentally “
Yeah that’s what that is for
So I won’t give them the shitty answer of “idk”
Does anyone know that I have OSDD, when I mention it to people they look at me weird.
…
I-
I mean like I had to look that up real quick because I’m a dumbfuck
But I think that’s pretty unique
It’s basically DID but different. And thank you.
ah interesting
You know people think I have DID but I don’t
I just have a different mindset system that functions like a fucking crackass
I hate it
Oh-
I’m a fucking crackass you know cabin
Honestly I think about it too hardly
Then here we are now
Ah yes care for some tea?
I need to sleep, go leave me alone before I make you and I’ll do it perminately
I’m talking about you enki
you know
I don’t think people reconize me
It’s me Allan
I am law today
Always has been
Rule of law folks 😞
Dont worry
river recognizes you
I like being ignored
I’ll soon fade outa existence and be the ninth wonder of the world ☺️
Oh
I see
yup
Kinda..
Kinda not… 😰
oh
I see
🤔
No
no
My emotions are understandable
But they are unnecessary
ANYONE WANNA RP?!
I just finished peeling off my shedded skin and I'm extremely uncomfortable because my dick hurts.
And also I want someone to talk to.
Can someone please talk to me.
Meme doesn't talk to me.
Chonk definitely won't.
Cabin...
Cab
In
Anyways just talk to me.
Hey budddyyyy-
Hey.
I pissed off Cabin as wellll-soooo-
fLippy
nice!
Nat
... I gotta bf now ig-
NICE!
you good bro?
I'm fine.
liar
okay, I'm lying, so what
I care about you
HEY GUYS HAPPY PRE-VALENTINE'S MONTH!!
What are y'all doing for your partners, romantic, fictional or otherwise!??
ME AND KEREM ARE GOING OUT TOGETHER TO OUR SCHOOLS DANCE-
AND I'M GONNA CREATE ANOTHER BAKUGOU SHRINE-
EHHEHEHEHEHE-
I'm doing nothing with no one.
I'm single.
And I have been single ever since chonk and allan broke up with me.
Ahem...I'm getting this person I like some roses (they might have to be fake bc I don't think my school allows pollen or whatever) some kitkats (bc that's their favourite candy) and some frog related stuff and for my other crush, I'm wearing the hoodie that we both have and uh...apparently I have a bf now so I'm gonna get him some candy
ew romance crow 💀
I’m gonna make my boyfriend sing a song for me before I unplug his toilet and make him piss on a doggy mat
....um..
Nat you should know me long enough to know that I absolutely hate romance
Do you?
yes
As a protest
i am not celebrating valentimes this year
Because yall romantic weirdos
Cant wait a month
WHY ARE YALL TALKIMG ABOUT VALENTIMES DAY RN
ITS JANUARY
I'm asking my pfp to be my valentine.
wow
You x blurry blue and white square
What a cute couple 😍😍
lmao
...
oh yeah
That green gay non binary thing
Their name is Double-Trouble and they're way out of my league and they don't even exist but I like them okay leave me alone.
fr
SHUT UP-
IT
IS
NOT
VALEN
TIME
MONTH
NAT
WHO CARES
ME
OBVIOUSLY
Ah yes Valentine’s Day
Heh-
I just want cuddles and cute songs
Nothing too romantic
I hate romance with a passion 💀
I would spend it with you
but I don't want to kinda
you could if you want but that will be hard
I hate romance like I said
Me when someone asks me out.
Made human Toris on her first date with her wife.
Awh! Cuteeeee!
thanks
:3
human toris is adoris
thanks
adorable
Anyone want to RP?
ooooooYeas
Cool. I forgot mines name so I’m gonna go with Akai.
uni
He innocent
Yes, yes he is. You wanna start?
Nu ☺️
OKAY SO-
FOR VALENTINES DANCE-
We need a date, right?
....*looks at Kerem*
SHES MY DATE-
ME AND ARE GONNA GO TO THE DANCE TOGETHER-HEHHEHEHHEEHHEHEHEH-
I've been telling Johana that I didn't have a date for valentines because IM SINGLE- SO LIKE.. I forced johana to find me a date before valentines cus ik damn well i aint gon be single for valentines ESPECIALLY the day you really do need a date.
SO its been a day now without a date for valentines and im talking to nataly about how I won't have one and she says
" ME TOO!! " and we start doing this thing that we do all the time which is like yk showing off our muscles LMAOO ( im sorry but idk how to spell muscles) ANYWAYS and she goes on by saying " YOU CAN BE MY DATE !! "
AND I LOOKED AT HER AS IF I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT AND WE ARE LIKE " OO IT'S MY FIRST TIME HAVING A VALENTINES DATE WHOS A GIRL " ( and yes we do yell a lot to each other cus we're like that and we like being like that ) ANYWAYS AS I WAS SAYING
Our school has a valentines dance like every year and you get all dressed up to dance with your date. I dont think i will be able to go BUTTTT i can still ask my mama cus she will understand. PLUS the dance best not be on a weekend cus girl.. you know damn well my parents work those days and i am not gonna be able to go if its on a friday. BUT YEAAA thats what basically happened.
NAH-IT WON'T BE ON THE WEEKEND-
BUT LIKE-WE BETTER DANCE, NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS THAT JUST STAND THERE AND ARE EMBARRSED-
NO NO NO.
WE ARE GONNA DANCE.
DW CUS IK HOW TO DANCE PLUS I HAVE A VIDEO OF ME DANCING TO SALSA AND I SENT IT TO JOHANA AND SHE SAID IT WAS GOOD SO LIKE YEA DW CUS I WILL DANCE
YES_IF THEY PLAY MACERANA-
yall's schools actually have dances?
yeah we do
maybe my school is just broke...
....my school was um....almost 30million dollars...
BIGGEST FLEX
shut the shut
my school cant afford a new pump for our basket balls
hecker
yes
Feels like this place has gone dry.
dry deez nuts.
Haha so funny.
i know i'm not funny.
Then don’t comment.
You mad or something?
mhm mhm
A GUY CALLED ME HIS GF OMFG AHHHHHH-
Hecker
Was just on call with 2 friends for like 4 fucking hours
i am very drained
Had we stayed on for much longer i think i would've just burst into tears
I love this so much
bro, my bf broke up with me with the most used excuse lmao
really lame , i really really thought he loved me
Who are you?
Uhhh he is cursed ship maker
Ew
am a girl lmao
oop-ssry abt that
hecker
Lord of the cats!
AWWWWWWWW-
WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE IS NATALIA SHE HATES CATS
NO ITS ME BUT THOSE CATS R CUTE-
Uh ok. I see the first one every morning and the other two only come occasionally. One is actually the daughter or son idk of the first one. You can tell because of the similar markings. They’re so cute and it’s adorable how they’re like best buds lol
cat-
He speed-
It's a she- and yea she very fast
ah ye
Day 20 of trying to find floor man
i will give you floor later
Sometimes i feel pretty
then i look at any of the pictures my friend's take of me and remember that my complexion is similar at that of a raw chicken breast
Then i feel less pretty
But thats okay
Because those pictures are horrific
But they told me i should start filling in my eyebrows
Sometimes the comments here give me cancer
Hmm
Perish.
its cancer in this community
Then leave.
or.
P E R I S H .
Day 6 of asking people to buy me portal 2
day 69 of me-
THIS SONG
THIS SONG
AUGH GOOD GOD
nsfw warning for both lol
i forgot to add that
THIS SONG TOO OMG
HAVE I MENTIONED HOW BADLY I WANNA WATCH RENT RN\
BECAUSE I REALLY WANNA WATCH RENT RN YOU HAVE NO IDEA
greetings
Oceans blessings~
hi
hi 'v'
remember that rp we never finished
Y E S
Me.Prat-Thats how much I will reveal mah name mo more
i just realized
i have a fkin middle part
where did that come from
Quack 🦆
pants
Shirt
how dare you
Its the PERFECT combo
hi river
hello...you
i have this one friend
and everyone in our group is rlly scared of them
not me tho
they let me call them little biscuit once and it's really hard to fear a biscuit
and every time people talk about how scared they are i just smile and go along with it
never saying a word
mainly because i dont wanna embarrass them
but also cause nobody would believe that they don't scare me (because everything scares me)
Don't you dare.
You’re lucky. I can’t find it.
Good.
Not really.
Cabin.
Songs that uh-
represent meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-kinda-like-what represents me and my friends. and my ex's.
causw hy nottttttttttt?
I CAN'T SPELLL<3
okay.
1. Primadonna girl.
Why? Because I'm a spoiled lil brat.
2.All the thing she said.
why? all the things my ex said 'bout me-
3. Dirty Minded.
why? don't ask.
4. If I killed someone for you.
Why? I'd kill someone for anyone I care for. INCLUDING MY FRIENDS. AND LIKE-ALL MY FRIENDS.
5. Starboy.
Why? yes. its just-there.
AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYMORE SOOO-YEAH-
yall play genshin impact and spend too much ingame money too much
I don't play genshin impact....
SUPER FAT PENIS POWAA HEHHSHEHSHEHHRHRHGGHRGRG
WHAT
shhhhhhh plase do not shame me,
You mean when someone responds to ur pretty with "omg no im notttttt im soooo uglyyy"
I don't like compliments, cabin.
I'm sorry.
Okay. I don't think I can help but I'll try, what'd they do now.
wait waiatwwiwtataiwiwtaaiatw-
you have.
A CHILD?!
And your family is fucking BODYSHAMING YOU?! I
will
stab
your
entire family.
And go to jail.
but this time for 4 more years.
my god dude, what happened?
Well, my friend here Ari has been talking to you so I wanted to see what's up.
@Crowwww-mi amigo~!
Here we are! Because discord is being um-GRRRR-
Mmmm...
Monke.
My sister adores Monke's.
Its sad.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways-want me to find one?
YES.
oki
I'm sitting here just trying to eat some chocolate and all I get is a mouth full of nuts.. I. will. Sue.
S-U-E EQUALS MONEYYYYY-gold/kim
ok so... Mimikyu is by far the most terrifying pokemon ever. Like it's name is not only vaguely and eerily similar to Pikachu but also 'mimic you' like... no thanks I would not like to have my identity stolen. Like I get it has a whole sad backstory but it didn't need to be terrifying-
Ok so no one knows what Mimikyu really looks like but it still manages to terrify me. Heck according to the official Mimikyu lore, seeing this thing causes people to die because it's so terrifying. Like I don't know what monster is under that tiny sheet but I sure as hell don't wanna find out.
The smallest and most fear-inducing ghost type pokemon... that I set as my computer background.