Sooo, my mom already has the presents put under the Christmas Tree and like....there-theres ummm-A LOT OF GIFTS. and-I see this kinda-spear shaped-thing-that says
"Para Natalia, de Moni <3"
and like....i dunno what it is.
Soooo-I asked my mom last night if I could open a christmas gift-
LIKE
5 MILLION TIMES
and after that 5 mil, she let me.
but a small gift.
she got me something that I have to break into-its a rock-
and she said
"I got you this because I'm to poor to afford therapy, so I got you this for you can take all your anger issues at!"
so I was playing roblox minding my own business when the person I like joins my game and asks me if I wanted to play bedwars with him. So I was just sitting there panicking because I'm garbage at bed wars but I wanna play with him. So I say yes and regret every single one of my life choices. We join and he realizes I'm an idiot and have never played the game before. So he teaches me how to play and well... even though it was "just the two of us... we can make it if we try-" I still somehow kept dying by falling off the world. Yeah I didn't have high hopes. So we go into a game when he thinks I'm ready and I'm just... standing there... silently. I'm not kidding I didn't go out of our base at all. I just stayed there. Then next round I went over to teh base of a team whose bed had been destroyed and stole all their stuff naturally but they came along and smacked me in the face. I then immidiately die to a group of people who came to break my teams bed and had succeeded in turn killing me and in the end we lost. The next and final round I was kinda useful but not enough to be considered gud. I kinda just tried to protecc our bed most of the time I did deal a bit of damage to the other team. So we won no thanks to me and my crush congratulated me on winning and I was like "please I did nothing I'm such a failure." and he was just like... "oh it's fine you'll get better anyway I'm gonna play another game yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and he left and also my cousins joined and embarassed me in front of him like completely embarassed me. I just want to die now thank you I've lived long enough that's it this is the end but it's fine. Life goes on right. *cries*
Also when I was being embarassed I just radiated "dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards." energy.
Reviewing some of my favorite movies of all time I guess. aLSO spoilers!
Let's start with single-handedly the BEST movie of all time and if you disagree then you are fucking lying and I do not believe you because this movie is everything the live-action movies wanted to be and more also way better than any movie I have ever watched even from the Disney renaissance era!
Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse. I could rant for hours about why this movie is just an absolute masterpiece but there are other movies I need to review so I'll be as quick as possible. The comedy in this was perfect mwa chefs kiss every joke hit and it hit hard. They did an amazing job making miles relatable from having him not know the lyrics to a song and mumbling the parts he doesn't know (which by the way the song wasn't out when they were making the movie so idk if this really counts since it wasn't an original feature but I still like it) to his very clear anxiety and personal troubles and self-conflict. He blames himself for spider-man's death and it's not said once in the entire movie. You can just tell. Plus the framing is so well done like the forest scene when our spider-man and Miles are running away from Liv and Miles being less experienced is on 1fps while Peter is on 2fps to make miles look more inexperienced. Some parts are animated on 1fps to make it have a more comic book style and the times where the background changes to something like a comic panel are just amazing. You could pause the movie at any moment and where you paused it would be way too detailed for it's own good. THIS was a SONYYY animation. Sony is notorious for bad movies but man this was the best movie ever and screw you if you think otherwise.
Next up Mitchells VS The Machines. Another Sony movie but this one isn't as good. But still a great movie nonetheless. Sure some of the jokes were... well they were definitely jokes but most of them were really good. And the entire movie just looks like Katie edited it herself. It's got so much flare and personality and sure Katie's brother has an... interesting voice but it's still pretty cool. I also like how the pug is just so confusing to robots because they can't tell what it is. Also Eric and Deborahbot are my favorite characters ever. They're like children and I love them so much their comedy is too good. Overall it was a pretty great movie and very fun to watch. I wish my life was as interesting as Katie's though.
Shutter Island. I know I know I talk about it a lot but it is just such a great movie. The attention to detail the subtle hinting throughout the movie about what's really happening. The way the movie silently tells you the ending was a lie. The gut-wrenching line "Which would be worse? To live as a monster. Or to die as a good man." just tells you everything. The movie keeps you in the dark while simultaneously screaming the answer right in your face. It's just a wonder of a movie and I adore it way too much. His headaches only happen after he's taken the medicine. Subtle hints in his dreams about his wife, he says she died in a fire but in his dreams she's soaking wet as if she just went for a swim in her clothes and is also bleeding which if she died in a fire then how? Teddy was Andrew Laeddis all along. Edward Daniels, his fake name, Teddy being a nickname, is an anagram of Andrew Laeddis. The movie is just begging you to figure it out the truth everything but also closing the shutters in your face because who would think to compare the name of the supposed villain to our main hero. It's just amazing! The plaster on Teddy's forehead is also hinting at the fact that Andrew I mean Edward maybe has some sort of brain issue. As the movie goes on and Teddy slowly uncovers everything it slowly gets smaller and disappears before completely vanishing by the end of the end of the movie where the truth is told to him straight. He killed his wife. The person he's been looking for, Rachel Solando, does not exist. It's an anagram of his wife's name. I could go one forever about the hints and messages and truth behind everything and how it connects to the Truth about Andrew's life but we have more movies to cover.
Thor Ragnarok. It needs no words. If I need to explain to you why this movie is so good then what kind of crack are you on?
The Kung Fu Panda Trilogy, YES that includes the third movie and YES it is the weakest. The spin-offs are... yeah we don't talk about the kung fu panda spin-offs.
Kung Fu Panda: great movie great message! Compelling villain. Already established as a threatening character from his first second on screen. He's basically a stuck up brat who's throwing a fit for not getting what he wants on the surface but deeper he's just angry at himself and at his master. You can see that when Shifu apologizes Tai Lung questions it for a single moment, he knows what he's doing is wrong but he's too blinded by anger and self-status. Po a panda who's the son of a... duck... goose? Whatever, a bird. He's obviously adopted but we don't question it once because it just seems natural. It's a true father, son relationship. Po wants to be a Kung Fu fighter but he doesn't tell his dad because he doesn't want to break his heart. Po gets picked as the Dragon Warrior and "There are no accidents" joke because Master Oogway is a wise mentor and also comedy gold. By the way did you know the names in this movie are just big fat jokes? Master Oogway means Master Turtle, and Master Shifu means Master Master. I just think that's funny. Now I could keep going but this is getting long and still a lot more movies to cover so SPEED ROUND!
Kung Fu Panda 2: Wonderful movie, great character development and CHI also setup for third movie NEXT!
Kung Fu Panda 3: Could've been better, villain wasn't very threatening but it was still nice NEXT!
LUCA... g a e NEXT!
Megamind. This movie was ahead of it's time and not a "rip off" of despicable me you blind idiot monkey people! NEXT!
Klaus. *cries in 19873299026368256383746 million different languages*
That's all for now I'm most likely making a part 2 which will go into extreme detail about each of these movies. Like extreme detail. Each one will have it's own post actually yk what I should totally make a comment board for movie reviews... I'M A GENIUS!
Hello, I’d just like to announce that I’m leaving mgm. The point of my account was to rate and play games and mgm has made me procrastinate from that. I’ve also been triggered by things here that I can’t really control being put in the comment section. I also think I’ve been a burden to you guys. Hope you guys are happier.
Okay so, we did a Secret Santa this year-and I got Kerem.
And today, we had to give our gifts out.
I gave her the gift, and it was in a bag. It started out as plushie-blah blah blah-she then saw makeup-blah blah blah, she then saw a box. She opened it and found a watch, a necklace, and earrings. AND SHE FREAKED OUT 'CAUSE THE LIMIT OF MONEY U COULD GIVE EM WAS 5-20 DOLLARS-
I WENT OVER BOARD AND SHE SAID
"Nataly!!! Why would you get me all this stuff?!"
And she sounded so pissed-
and I said,
"I-I'm sorry-I just-wanted to go out-like a bit over the limit-"
why is it that most of the time when I talk I end up ranting for ages about topics completely unrelated to the topic I was planning on talking about in the first place?
It’s raining. Also why can’t I have a single second of peace where I’m not sick in winter. Just one second where my nose is unclogged, my voice is normal, my throat isn’t sore and my body isn’t slowly committing screwicide
I made a little monsterBY RANDOMIZINGGGGG AND ITS CUTEEE her name is Delilah just bc idk why (there's no option to randomize btw I just closed my eyes and picked)
*cries in I need more webtoon coins* OK so there is this creator on webtoon that I'm obsessed with. They made one of my favorite webtoons called 'Spirit Fingers' and they are currently working on a webtoon called 'Our Beloved Summer' and I kid you not I used my only coins to read Our Beloved Summer and I can't handle it anymore just please let me read the whole thing right now. I swear the creator is too good. Like come on I-
GIVE ME MORE MORE MORE AUQHUHQUJS I'M SO DEPRESSED CAUSE I DONT HAVE MORE WEBTOON CREATORS LIKE THIS OR WEBTOONS FROM THIS CREATOR! I would re-read Spirit Fingers but it'd be the thousandth time I re-read it so I'm not sure. Plus I CAN'T WAIT 927381936418710038 FRICKIN EPISODES FOR ALL MY SHIPS TO SAIL AGAIN IT'S TOO MUCH! PLUST SOME OF THEM DIDN'T EVEN SAIL THEY WERE JUST LEFT WITH A CLIFFHANGER AND WE NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM LIKE THEY DON'T GET TOGETHER BUT THEY TALK ABOUT SEEING IF THEY CAN SOMEDAY IN THE FUTURE THEN NOTHING! DID IT HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE OR NOT FOR GODS SAKE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I just want to read these webtoons forever. I mean their lives are so fun and interesting and I just want to read it!
lol pls kill me. I'm angy. Also sad. All I want is webtoon. For the rest of my life. Just webtoon. Or books. Those r fun. Actually I've been getting into this new book series 'one of us is lying' which is the first book obviously then 'one of us is next' and lastly 'two can keep a secret' it's about a murder mystery and it's just so interesting appearantly it was turned into a tv series and the rating is ok I guess so maybe I'll watch it when I finish the books. Speaking of good books idk why but Dork Diaries is just so interesting. It feels like I'm actually reading a diary and honestly I see a bit of myself in Nikki. She loves to draw too like the similarities are uncanny.
Oh I drew my cat once and he ended up looking like a disfigured potato lol. I'm bat at drawing. Well I'm good but I'm also bad. IDK why but when I draw I'm either the reincarnation of Vincent Van Gogh or a 1 year old trying to draw a circle with no in between. It's kind of funny actually. I've also been trying to make myself an art style but when you can't even draw a face it's kind of difficult lol.
So today I got the COVID booster shot-it's available to people 16 and over in the US-and let's be clear I'm very glad I did it, it's really important to keep everyone safe-
but guys.
My arm hurts. So fucking bad from this shot. Like it's 1 in the morning here and I can't sleep because of how bad it hurts-I'm downstairs icing it right now.
and, when I got my blood taken, I passed out when it happened. Cause I was staring while when they were doing it...AND MY MOTHER CLEARLY TOLD ME NOT TO LOOK-
My mother won't let me take the COVID shot 'cause-and she don't want me-
I've never been good with shots, nor-she just-
doesn't want me to take it? Idk why tbh
But my father is like
"Nataly, it's good for you if you take it. I took it, and I'm fine, Martha has took it, she's fine, Danielle has took it, shes healthy. But you and you're stupid mom doesn't want you to take it. She want's you to die, doesn't she?"
and like-me and him have had this convo over, and over, and overrrr againnnn-its annoying.
So you know how, when their owners are at work, dogs sit at the door and wait for them. Then if their owners travel for a long time and come back the dog will still be waiting and still remember them and they have a cute moment. Well if a cat's owner left for 0.1 seconds the cat will have completely forgotten they exist and just not care. Like I travelled to paris once and when I came back my cat just... ran away thinking I was a stranger.
A lot of people hate cats but clearly you've never cuddled up with one as you pet it and slowly you both fall asleep both you and the cat content with everything around you. I have. Multiple times. One time this particular kitten was very active and crazy but I was laying down and he lay right on top of my head playing with my hair and I fall asleep then he falls asleep and it was just the cutest little thing ever my mom even took a picture. I woke up and he was still asleep so I waited for him cause there's no way I'm gonna disturb the little fella. Next up was when my cat, Lala, sat next to me on the couch and I was petting her and she fell asleep first. So I was petting her and then bam I'm fast asleep. She ended up waking up a while later and leaving but still cute anyway.
So did you know cats have the most interesting personalities. I'm not even kidding the amount of idioms that have to do with cat's personalities is quite a few if you didn't know. Take Lala for example, Lala is a brat. She thinks the world revolves around her and she is better than you. You don't own her, she owns you. Heck she even sashays around. She couldn't walk normally for the life of her, she needs to be a diva. Then there's Sugar, the only cat we still have now, he's afraid of his own shadow. He's pretty calm and domestic. Also a Turkish Angora. He's got a lot of fur and sheds like crazy. He's also obsessed with food and will not stop asking. But he is also kind of a brat. For one he plays the favorites game. My sister is the one he likes the most but the rest of us are garbage. He wouldn't care if you died, in fact the only problem he'd see is food. Screw your dead body. Then Princess, Princess is an absolute BEAST. She attacc, she attacc, but most importantly she attacc.
bro im pissed rn bc my bestie cancelled plans on me to meet up at the abandoned barn bc “her ankle hurt“ so I ignored 20 of her calls and I feel guilty but I dont at the same time
yeah and those vaccinations ew. You know they put harmful chemicals in there and goat puke and pigs meat. Vaccines will make out kids get cancer and become gay ew.
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Sooo, my mom already has the presents put under the Christmas Tree and like....there-theres ummm-A LOT OF GIFTS. and-I see this kinda-spear shaped-thing-that says
"Para Natalia, de Moni <3"
and like....i dunno what it is.
Soooo-I asked my mom last night if I could open a christmas gift-
LIKE
5 MILLION TIMES
and after that 5 mil, she let me.
but a small gift.
she got me something that I have to break into-its a rock-
and she said
"I got you this because I'm to poor to afford therapy, so I got you this for you can take all your anger issues at!"
...I DON'T HAVE ANGER ISSUES-
and I looked at her and I said,
".....thanks I guess-"
YEAH.
I REGRET OPENING A CHRISTMAS GIFT EARLY.
AND LIKE-I RIPPED WRAPPING OPEN-
and rn, I'm gonna open the rock.
care to rp with me?
..i can-
yas
wait-are you gonna use mina orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-
someone else?
twigs 🥺
...twigs.
T W I G S
oki doki
lemme find an oc rq-
here we go
hes an asshole <3
stwop harassing me with doors y’all 🥺😰
hey
🚪
AhehdhhxhfjehHh-
aeeee
WHYYYY(if yr wondering why what,I dont even know
who’s ready for ✨P A I N✨
🖐
yayyyy! The only constant is suffering.
mhm
(TW NUDITY)
I uh…found something and made a succubus
🥵
I found that same one, don’t ask what I made-
I wanna see 👁👄👁
It’s of me-
oh
With tits out aswell? 🤨
Yep-
Hehehehehehehehehehe heheheheheehehehehe
Boob
boob >:3
n i c e t i t t i e s y o u g o t t h e r e m y g u y
hell yea 🤘
booba go p h y s i c s
booba go (*jiggle*)
bro this entire reply section is just badonkers
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh-
ITS BEEN FOREVER-
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
hiiii
hii!!
how are you?
pretty good hbu
so I was playing roblox minding my own business when the person I like joins my game and asks me if I wanted to play bedwars with him. So I was just sitting there panicking because I'm garbage at bed wars but I wanna play with him. So I say yes and regret every single one of my life choices. We join and he realizes I'm an idiot and have never played the game before. So he teaches me how to play and well... even though it was "just the two of us... we can make it if we try-" I still somehow kept dying by falling off the world. Yeah I didn't have high hopes. So we go into a game when he thinks I'm ready and I'm just... standing there... silently. I'm not kidding I didn't go out of our base at all. I just stayed there. Then next round I went over to teh base of a team whose bed had been destroyed and stole all their stuff naturally but they came along and smacked me in the face. I then immidiately die to a group of people who came to break my teams bed and had succeeded in turn killing me and in the end we lost. The next and final round I was kinda useful but not enough to be considered gud. I kinda just tried to protecc our bed most of the time I did deal a bit of damage to the other team. So we won no thanks to me and my crush congratulated me on winning and I was like "please I did nothing I'm such a failure." and he was just like... "oh it's fine you'll get better anyway I'm gonna play another game yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and he left and also my cousins joined and embarassed me in front of him like completely embarassed me. I just want to die now thank you I've lived long enough that's it this is the end but it's fine. Life goes on right. *cries*
Also when I was being embarassed I just radiated "dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards." energy.
Reviewing some of my favorite movies of all time I guess. aLSO spoilers!
Let's start with single-handedly the BEST movie of all time and if you disagree then you are fucking lying and I do not believe you because this movie is everything the live-action movies wanted to be and more also way better than any movie I have ever watched even from the Disney renaissance era!
Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse. I could rant for hours about why this movie is just an absolute masterpiece but there are other movies I need to review so I'll be as quick as possible. The comedy in this was perfect mwa chefs kiss every joke hit and it hit hard. They did an amazing job making miles relatable from having him not know the lyrics to a song and mumbling the parts he doesn't know (which by the way the song wasn't out when they were making the movie so idk if this really counts since it wasn't an original feature but I still like it) to his very clear anxiety and personal troubles and self-conflict. He blames himself for spider-man's death and it's not said once in the entire movie. You can just tell. Plus the framing is so well done like the forest scene when our spider-man and Miles are running away from Liv and Miles being less experienced is on 1fps while Peter is on 2fps to make miles look more inexperienced. Some parts are animated on 1fps to make it have a more comic book style and the times where the background changes to something like a comic panel are just amazing. You could pause the movie at any moment and where you paused it would be way too detailed for it's own good. THIS was a SONYYY animation. Sony is notorious for bad movies but man this was the best movie ever and screw you if you think otherwise.
Next up Mitchells VS The Machines. Another Sony movie but this one isn't as good. But still a great movie nonetheless. Sure some of the jokes were... well they were definitely jokes but most of them were really good. And the entire movie just looks like Katie edited it herself. It's got so much flare and personality and sure Katie's brother has an... interesting voice but it's still pretty cool. I also like how the pug is just so confusing to robots because they can't tell what it is. Also Eric and Deborahbot are my favorite characters ever. They're like children and I love them so much their comedy is too good. Overall it was a pretty great movie and very fun to watch. I wish my life was as interesting as Katie's though.
Shutter Island. I know I know I talk about it a lot but it is just such a great movie. The attention to detail the subtle hinting throughout the movie about what's really happening. The way the movie silently tells you the ending was a lie. The gut-wrenching line "Which would be worse? To live as a monster. Or to die as a good man." just tells you everything. The movie keeps you in the dark while simultaneously screaming the answer right in your face. It's just a wonder of a movie and I adore it way too much. His headaches only happen after he's taken the medicine. Subtle hints in his dreams about his wife, he says she died in a fire but in his dreams she's soaking wet as if she just went for a swim in her clothes and is also bleeding which if she died in a fire then how? Teddy was Andrew Laeddis all along. Edward Daniels, his fake name, Teddy being a nickname, is an anagram of Andrew Laeddis. The movie is just begging you to figure it out the truth everything but also closing the shutters in your face because who would think to compare the name of the supposed villain to our main hero. It's just amazing! The plaster on Teddy's forehead is also hinting at the fact that Andrew I mean Edward maybe has some sort of brain issue. As the movie goes on and Teddy slowly uncovers everything it slowly gets smaller and disappears before completely vanishing by the end of the end of the movie where the truth is told to him straight. He killed his wife. The person he's been looking for, Rachel Solando, does not exist. It's an anagram of his wife's name. I could go one forever about the hints and messages and truth behind everything and how it connects to the Truth about Andrew's life but we have more movies to cover.
Thor Ragnarok. It needs no words. If I need to explain to you why this movie is so good then what kind of crack are you on?
The Kung Fu Panda Trilogy, YES that includes the third movie and YES it is the weakest. The spin-offs are... yeah we don't talk about the kung fu panda spin-offs.
Kung Fu Panda: great movie great message! Compelling villain. Already established as a threatening character from his first second on screen. He's basically a stuck up brat who's throwing a fit for not getting what he wants on the surface but deeper he's just angry at himself and at his master. You can see that when Shifu apologizes Tai Lung questions it for a single moment, he knows what he's doing is wrong but he's too blinded by anger and self-status. Po a panda who's the son of a... duck... goose? Whatever, a bird. He's obviously adopted but we don't question it once because it just seems natural. It's a true father, son relationship. Po wants to be a Kung Fu fighter but he doesn't tell his dad because he doesn't want to break his heart. Po gets picked as the Dragon Warrior and "There are no accidents" joke because Master Oogway is a wise mentor and also comedy gold. By the way did you know the names in this movie are just big fat jokes? Master Oogway means Master Turtle, and Master Shifu means Master Master. I just think that's funny. Now I could keep going but this is getting long and still a lot more movies to cover so SPEED ROUND!
Kung Fu Panda 2: Wonderful movie, great character development and CHI also setup for third movie NEXT!
Kung Fu Panda 3: Could've been better, villain wasn't very threatening but it was still nice NEXT!
LUCA... g a e NEXT!
Megamind. This movie was ahead of it's time and not a "rip off" of despicable me you blind idiot monkey people! NEXT!
Klaus. *cries in 19873299026368256383746 million different languages*
That's all for now I'm most likely making a part 2 which will go into extreme detail about each of these movies. Like extreme detail. Each one will have it's own post actually yk what I should totally make a comment board for movie reviews... I'M A GENIUS!
I LIVE ONCE MORE! I'm sorry I had guests over ;-;
Remembering the time i asked my bald history teacher if he had a hair elastic
Hello, I’d just like to announce that I’m leaving mgm. The point of my account was to rate and play games and mgm has made me procrastinate from that. I’ve also been triggered by things here that I can’t really control being put in the comment section. I also think I’ve been a burden to you guys. Hope you guys are happier.
— Nichts
.....Awww, well its for your health, so I understand. It was really fun having you here Cabin!! I had a great time talking to you, :)
Bye Nat, I’ll see you on the flip side :)
Bye Cabin!! :)
I hope we can see each other one day, some how-
that might not happen, but I still hope.
:)
It’ll happen
I hope
see you again someday cabin...
you havnt been a burden to me
I’ll miss you Lofi :)
I'l miss you to cabin
Aw alright. Your health and happiness is more important anyway. I'll miss you!!
I’ll miss you too Queenie :)
Good lick out there! People can be very mean on comment sections.
I wish you the best cabin
Thank you 😊
I’ll miss u 😰🥺
Me too 🥺
😫😭
Awww it's sad I couldn't get to know you much, but anyways I'll miss ya
I’ll try and visit everyone once in a while 🥺
ok D:
WIND TURBINES ARE SO MUCH SCARIER WHEN ITS DARK OUT OH MY GOD
your
scared
of
wind turbines????
**you're**
😒
bruh
What
You're is you are
Your is to show ownership
Its easy to remember
PLUS THEY ARE SO DIFFERENT WHEN PRONOUNCED YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
okeh
*wind turbine noises*
that's not how it works clown
😐🤡
lmfao
bruh today has been so fun-all my teachers had been laid back-
fr
we put makeup on Daniel-
lmao
hes so sexy
like
dragqueen
slay queen 💅
Yasss
merry Zarzz to you too crimson
merry zarzz to you as well.
fridays are the best ngl 🙄
I love coming on on fridays and reading the random bs posts down here
also to whoever explained what asexual was like 2 weeks ago ty i had no clue wtf that was :D
yeah, the comments on Fridays is the best
Yeah, the game is dead, sadly..
and um-
yeah we are call crackheads here
ON FRIDAY-
only.
this scares me
It should.
why
Reasons.
My social worker knows your name
Everyone knows my name. And it’s
deathIt is not death
Yea cause you're saying it wrong. It's
death? lmao.
it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Ace spectrum babeyyyyy!!!
Okay so, we did a Secret Santa this year-and I got Kerem.
And today, we had to give our gifts out.
I gave her the gift, and it was in a bag. It started out as plushie-blah blah blah-she then saw makeup-blah blah blah, she then saw a box. She opened it and found a watch, a necklace, and earrings. AND SHE FREAKED OUT 'CAUSE THE LIMIT OF MONEY U COULD GIVE EM WAS 5-20 DOLLARS-
I WENT OVER BOARD AND SHE SAID
"Nataly!!! Why would you get me all this stuff?!"
And she sounded so pissed-
and I said,
"I-I'm sorry-I just-wanted to go out-like a bit over the limit-"
she said,
"HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THIS STUFF?!"
...I paid almost $100.
I said
"Oh-just 75 bucks!"
....yeah...
KEREM-I KNOW YOUR GONNA SEE THIS-
I'M SORRY-
So in conclusion you love Kerem.
i adore her.
and she knows it
like-
I ADORE HER.
SHE_
IS THE BEST FRIEND I COULD EVER ASK FOR.
OKAY?
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME.
WHEN I CRY-SHE COMFORTS ME.
OKAY-
IT-
yeah.
You like like herrrre
Yeah as a friend-
She has a BF.
sureeee.
pay me for literally nothing it’s such a great deal trust me.
(It's not done yet but-)
I don't wanna be myself if I just wanna be myself, maybe a Blondie without a care maybe she's willing to share
Wow that’s really good
why is it that most of the time when I talk I end up ranting for ages about topics completely unrelated to the topic I was planning on talking about in the first place?
I hate my female anatomy
(Small content warning here)
I forgot to wear a bra today
My tiddies hurt :(
Also sum random pictures I took.
Stuck a pencil in my shoe to see who would notice. And no one ever did.
A child made this of one of her friends… hmm. Very interesting design choice.
All it needed was one more 9. Just one more.
I need money.
My friend threw me to the ground in a parking lot
I was fine with it
But for some damn reason everyone else in the group has just unconsciously decided i need to be protected
He got smacked
Hiiiiiiiiii....I MADE A SONG
GIVE SONG
I'LL POST THE LYRICS LATER
okk
It’s raining. Also why can’t I have a single second of peace where I’m not sick in winter. Just one second where my nose is unclogged, my voice is normal, my throat isn’t sore and my body isn’t slowly committing screwicide
Oh you'll HATE where I live then
I made a little monster BY RANDOMIZINGGGGG AND ITS CUTEEE her name is Delilah just bc idk why (there's no option to randomize btw I just closed my eyes and picked)
Theres a randomize option
Its under the camera
You wanna hear some funny things I say? Come on I swear I'm funny. I'm hilarious! I'm haha human! PLEASE!!!
;-;
Lmao
doors :)
😂
pfft
*cries in I need more webtoon coins* OK so there is this creator on webtoon that I'm obsessed with. They made one of my favorite webtoons called 'Spirit Fingers' and they are currently working on a webtoon called 'Our Beloved Summer' and I kid you not I used my only coins to read Our Beloved Summer and I can't handle it anymore just please let me read the whole thing right now. I swear the creator is too good. Like come on I-
GIVE ME MORE MORE MORE AUQHUHQUJS I'M SO DEPRESSED CAUSE I DONT HAVE MORE WEBTOON CREATORS LIKE THIS OR WEBTOONS FROM THIS CREATOR! I would re-read Spirit Fingers but it'd be the thousandth time I re-read it so I'm not sure. Plus I CAN'T WAIT 927381936418710038 FRICKIN EPISODES FOR ALL MY SHIPS TO SAIL AGAIN IT'S TOO MUCH! PLUST SOME OF THEM DIDN'T EVEN SAIL THEY WERE JUST LEFT WITH A CLIFFHANGER AND WE NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM LIKE THEY DON'T GET TOGETHER BUT THEY TALK ABOUT SEEING IF THEY CAN SOMEDAY IN THE FUTURE THEN NOTHING! DID IT HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE OR NOT FOR GODS SAKE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I just want to read these webtoons forever. I mean their lives are so fun and interesting and I just want to read it!
lol pls kill me. I'm angy. Also sad. All I want is webtoon. For the rest of my life. Just webtoon. Or books. Those r fun. Actually I've been getting into this new book series 'one of us is lying' which is the first book obviously then 'one of us is next' and lastly 'two can keep a secret' it's about a murder mystery and it's just so interesting appearantly it was turned into a tv series and the rating is ok I guess so maybe I'll watch it when I finish the books. Speaking of good books idk why but Dork Diaries is just so interesting. It feels like I'm actually reading a diary and honestly I see a bit of myself in Nikki. She loves to draw too like the similarities are uncanny.
Oh I drew my cat once and he ended up looking like a disfigured potato lol. I'm bat at drawing. Well I'm good but I'm also bad. IDK why but when I draw I'm either the reincarnation of Vincent Van Gogh or a 1 year old trying to draw a circle with no in between. It's kind of funny actually. I've also been trying to make myself an art style but when you can't even draw a face it's kind of difficult lol.
...
Wait I've been ranting this whole time. Shit.
these comments have basically been turned into a chat thingy :l
BUT i made a cute little bunny girl and i luv her so much, her name is Amy :)
Aright y'all-y'all I got tea.
So today I got the COVID booster shot-it's available to people 16 and over in the US-and let's be clear I'm very glad I did it, it's really important to keep everyone safe-
but guys.
My arm hurts. So fucking bad from this shot. Like it's 1 in the morning here and I can't sleep because of how bad it hurts-I'm downstairs icing it right now.
damn, don't worry bro, Pain is temporary, oh wait, the immunity isn't eternal... frick
well, thanks for doing your part friend!
I taken a shot that gives me 50/50 chance of passing out 🙂🙃
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
:3
no cause
i have a HUGE phobia of blood.
HUGE.
and, when I got my blood taken, I passed out when it happened. Cause I was staring while when they were doing it...AND MY MOTHER CLEARLY TOLD ME NOT TO LOOK-
nat whyyy
My mother won't let me take the COVID shot 'cause-and she don't want me-
I've never been good with shots, nor-she just-
doesn't want me to take it? Idk why tbh
But my father is like
"Nataly, it's good for you if you take it. I took it, and I'm fine, Martha has took it, she's fine, Danielle has took it, shes healthy. But you and you're stupid mom doesn't want you to take it. She want's you to die, doesn't she?"
and like-me and him have had this convo over, and over, and overrrr againnnn-its annoying.
anyways,
You wanna hear real tea?
*Pours hot kettle on Todorokis eye*
thats sum hot tea
*smirk*
IM SO SORRU SDV#BWNZM<
HEGBNSJEUHEHE
BOOO TODOROKI
no one likes todoroki
That means its workingggggg
hello guys I’ve changed everything about my profile the only way you’d recognize me is if you were to look at my creations, anyway
I like cats, ok byr
I am no demitrice
And hi
ello dooce
hellooooo
I cannot find my 3ds i am very sad
nvm i found it
oop-
Oh hai Mark!
lmao h
I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did nooott...
Oh hi Mark
You're my favorite customer!
:D
<3
I GOT FULL MARKS IN MY MATHS PAPER
HOW.
CAT STORIES WITH QUEENIE
So you know how, when their owners are at work, dogs sit at the door and wait for them. Then if their owners travel for a long time and come back the dog will still be waiting and still remember them and they have a cute moment. Well if a cat's owner left for 0.1 seconds the cat will have completely forgotten they exist and just not care. Like I travelled to paris once and when I came back my cat just... ran away thinking I was a stranger.
A lot of people hate cats but clearly you've never cuddled up with one as you pet it and slowly you both fall asleep both you and the cat content with everything around you. I have. Multiple times. One time this particular kitten was very active and crazy but I was laying down and he lay right on top of my head playing with my hair and I fall asleep then he falls asleep and it was just the cutest little thing ever my mom even took a picture. I woke up and he was still asleep so I waited for him cause there's no way I'm gonna disturb the little fella. Next up was when my cat, Lala, sat next to me on the couch and I was petting her and she fell asleep first. So I was petting her and then bam I'm fast asleep. She ended up waking up a while later and leaving but still cute anyway.
So did you know cats have the most interesting personalities. I'm not even kidding the amount of idioms that have to do with cat's personalities is quite a few if you didn't know. Take Lala for example, Lala is a brat. She thinks the world revolves around her and she is better than you. You don't own her, she owns you. Heck she even sashays around. She couldn't walk normally for the life of her, she needs to be a diva. Then there's Sugar, the only cat we still have now, he's afraid of his own shadow. He's pretty calm and domestic. Also a Turkish Angora. He's got a lot of fur and sheds like crazy. He's also obsessed with food and will not stop asking. But he is also kind of a brat. For one he plays the favorites game. My sister is the one he likes the most but the rest of us are garbage. He wouldn't care if you died, in fact the only problem he'd see is food. Screw your dead body. Then Princess, Princess is an absolute BEAST. She attacc, she attacc, but most importantly she attacc.
i just read it all
good job
thank you?
no i'm joking
i hate cats.
ok.
k.
guys
gusy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i smacked daniel on the back of the head-and now hes a fraid dhbesnm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SO EVD WBSNQA
uwu
bro im pissed rn bc my bestie cancelled plans on me to meet up at the abandoned barn bc “her ankle hurt“ so I ignored 20 of her calls and I feel guilty but I dont at the same time
.................
ᴹᵒᵗʰᵉʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿ' ᴵ⁻ᵖᵃᵈ ᵏᶦᵈ⁻😂
So your friend can't go to some shitass barn because of an injury and you decide to ignore her calls and somehow you're the victim?
Bruh-
Y'know you could just-re-make plans?
Sometimes my friends have to do stuff-and they have to cancel plans...
....you probably lost that friend dude- 'cause like-that was a really stupid thing for you to do-
I'M SO COLD OMG
I'M IYSTDOE
MY FINEGRS
SHUT
THE
FRICKING FUCK UP
IT IS NOT COLD
YOU'RE IN A DESERT
IT WAS 28
On the walk home today
The sun
Started
SETTING
ur hair
I need to shower i know 😭
uwu
okay guys...i gotta tell you somethin....
i'm homophobic
#StraightWhiteManForLife
i love trump
ewww gay people
ewww Mexicans they can die in a ditch those beaners
THIS IS A JOKE-
i am part Latin and have been called beaner a lot of times-okay-ITS A JOKE-
#RealWomenVoteForTrumpies!!!
I am a mother of 6 children
I grew up in the farm chasing animals and singing old country songs!!
I now live in the desert with my hubby and 6 kids!!
#ARIZONALIFEE
I eat tasteless chicken with no seasoning
NO WAIT
TRISHA PATTEN
"I eat Rice, that proves that I'm not racists."
T-trisha PAYTAS
SHUTT UP
no its
#NevadaLifeee
yeah and those vaccinations ew. You know they put harmful chemicals in there and goat puke and pigs meat. Vaccines will make out kids get cancer and become gay ew.
LMAOOAOGBFRHDNES
YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME QUEEN-
Thank you, I know I'm great.
hold on
"Gay's don't belong in this world. SAY EW TO GAY PEOPLE!! AND THOSE BEANERS!!!"
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa