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on god when i turn 16 I'll get this tattooed on my thigh

I've already got this on a t shirt but damn i love it

Go to a good tattoo place though-

I will do it myself if necessary, do not test me. 

Rugarico, you scare me-

tremble

;-;

https://voca.ro/1kIXSxmxMQMF

translation :

"Que es? What is it? IS THAT A RATS TAIL?!"

Mom : "Theres a movie about rats only-"

"EW DE RATAS?!"

Mom: "That fly."

"BWHAHA-"

Mom: "Yawn, I'm going to sleep for a bit, okay?"

"Okay-if your phones um-rings, do you want me to give it to you?"

..S I L E N T S.

"Just in case if its Ti?" (My aunt-)

..S I L E N T S.

"Or-S I G H- Johnson-"

water drinking noises-

Then me trying to blow in my mic-

EW DE RATaS

I loved that-

LMAO

...spanish.

lessons.

lols-

me gusta comer ninos

WHAT.

NO-

wait-

hold on-

guess what i just said.

https://voca.ro/1jPHviiv1Sol

idkkkkk

We need rulers

Like there should be primary rules and secondary rulers

In total six

And they should be the people whom been on here the longest

These people should be

Crow

River

Enki

Queen

Depressed

Furby god

Although i have been online for a while

I’m like that person whom gives advice 

As I am part ogre part truck

A little truck ogre like me doesn’t like royalty

I’m clearly a ruler. I mean my name states it perfectly.
Everyone except God is lower life form than me./j

Even-Nvm

who?

No u dont know them-

ok

Another character! A cyclops yayy

Anyone wanna rp?

Allan made a discord server

You must ask for access as it’s still in development <3

Welcome to punk paws

A place where us animals listen to Lofi beats and alternative rock

We rock on not rock off

Keep the rock on

Not off

I’m watching you nat

anywho yeah-

i want ownership.

or admin.

and name me :

"Mrs. Worldwide."

and if crow wants to get in

label them

"Natalia is smarter than me!!"

no

I’ll give you the admin tho

We don’t criticize our rulers

............rulers?

RULERS OF WHAT LAWKINS-

WHAT ARE THEY THE RULER OF?!

mgm

Both river and crow and depressed

The three rules

The checks n balances

Yk 

How the u.s has its power with that guy who split it up into three 

wha-

Lawkinsss!!!! I think a certain someone, who specifically picked their username for reasons like this, is missing from that list. Actually I’m the third person here who’s been on mgm the longest. Third. So I think I deserve a little credit here even though I’m not big or popular or anything.

People who I think are funny-

these aint all the people-but y'know-



                                                     YT.


Flamingo, aka mrflimflam.

Markiplier.

Tuv.

RYANcomedy.

okay so now its the itch.io people-

Rug Riv- (Riv Riv)

Ari-

Zen-

Meme's-

Overlord-

Mommy-(Disk-)

Auntie-

DaQueenOfYou-

Noah-

Lawkie-chan-

Cabin-

Noah-

and of course...

MEEE~!
i'll add u if u want-

yeah im funny

TACo Bell

STOP

PLS

ABUSE-

STOP

LAWKINS

NO TACOBELL

hehehhe

*busts a move*

LMAO

OK WHICH JOKE WAS MY FUNNIEST SO I CAN KEEP DOING THAT! People seem to find my jokes unfunny.

hmmm-

i think-

it was the mha one-

the newest mha one that you posted-

the baquego one or the one about deku having a quirk?

the deku-

okk

I'm funny-

Ok I've killed many chickens in my time (games) some ppl say,I'm now haunted by a poultreygiest

Repost if b

woah

noah??

among us??

hi

hi!!

how are you??

good hbu

im okay, tired-

you gonna celebrate with your family thanksgiving later?

b’s sting 🐝 

Me casually washing my hands in the bathroom and my sister walks in.

"Hey Nat."

"Oh-hey!"

"So-about last night-"

"......................."

Recap to last night.






Jolene: "GET OFF MY COMPUTER."

"Nahhh-"

Jolene: "FINE THEN!"

Jolene grabbing my hair with one hand, choking me with the other

"JOLENE-LET GO PENDEHA!!!"

Me struggling to get her hands off me-then me falling off the chair onto the floor while she still is pulling my hair.

Jolene: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT GOING ON MY COMPUTER?!"

"YOU SAID NOTH-"

Her letting my hair go and kicking me in my stomach

"OW OW OW-"

Jolene: "WHAT DID I SAY."

"GRRRRRRRR-"

Me standing up and starting to pull her hair causing her to fall on the floor, then me grabbing her hair

Jolene: "LET GO NATALIA!!!"

"NO."

Me kicking her then quickly going to her computer going to YT and searching up Ankha zone-

Jolene: "NATALY!!!"

Her standing up and grabbing my hair and pulling it-

"OW!"

Then me trying to kick her, attempting to get her off of me..then CPR played by cupcakke.

Back to the present-

Jojo: "I ummmm...I'm not sorry."

"okay."

Jojo: "........."

"....get out before I spray you with water."

Her running out the bathroom-

yeah that happened last nigh and this morning.

Happy Thanksgiving I guess?

Murder her.

no.

i will later today during our dinner.

....I'm going to pour boiling hot miso soup on her.

:)

yesss

uh

..yeah.

and shes younger than me.

.....

i dont know what's going on because i didn't even bother reading that

oh-

E


OMG I JUST REALIZED I MADE THIS USING THE COLORS OF THE BI FLAG-

ACCIDENTAL NOT MISTAKE

When the girl you befriended said "I snap him everyday and we talk a lot":😐

i like portal 2

best holiday ever

I’m a furry :3

Yay

I can finaly kill the gacha heat furries

i classify as a tornado 

Draco just said the best quote:"NOBODYS PERFECT THATS WHY PENCILS HAVE ERASERSSSS" 

                          -Draco in mimic ch-1

Funneh to:"I'm not lost,I'm just finding myself"

                  -Funneh in krewkraft when they were looking for cocoa beans

Yo humans wanna join my discord :p https://discord.gg/6HCAuCX2

the lawful bean aka Duchi has joined the server






Stuff and things


bro is that gabriel barsch

No it is Wilbur soot

who?

u non dsmp fans (not that I like it myself) will never know-

average dsmp fan

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Uhm okay YouTube, let’s get you to bed alright I think you need some rest.


Lmao-

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TW: idrk I just know some people don't like this stuff





My guy friend wiggled his eyebrows at me and he m04ned in my ear in every class I had with him saying "mummy" and other things...

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haha why does everyone have such weird friends. Please help.

My friends aren’t weird…I’m lying.

bro- I’m the weird friend of my group and even I find y’all’s friends weird and that’s saying something.

I’m the normal person in the group. But I’m way weirder at home.

lol

he's done other weird things, trust me-

please why everyone just needs to chill and not moan for one second please.

It scares me a little

there are times when moaning is just not okay yet people do not seem to understand 

My freinds arent weird-Oh wait all my freinds are fake

now that’s just sad

D:

so um...i asked my friend how was spanish-and she responded with-

SPANISH WAS FUN OMGGG

I WALKED IN AND MR PENIS STARTED GIVING OUT LITTLE PIECES OF CAKE

THEN ME AND IRIS CONTINUED ARGUING AND STARTED DOING THIS WEIRD THING

JULIO AND JOSHUA LOGGED INTO PEOPLE'S IC ACCOUNT AND STARTED EXPOSING THEM

SUSAN KEPT MOANING AND SO DID I

SUSAN HAD THIS JUICE AND TOLD ME TO BE ON MY KNEES TO DRINK THE JUICE

IT GOT ALL OVER MY LEGS MR PP WAS YELLING AT EVERYONE IN MY GROUP ( Gia, Julio, Eris, Susan, Iris, Melissa, and me )

HE WAS MORE LIKE SCREAMING AT US AND ENDED UP CALLING THE OFFICE TO SETTLE DOWN THE CLASS

I WAS ALMOST SENT TO THE OFFICE LOLLL

ANYWAYSSSS

CAIDYN AND SARAI WAS SENT TO THE OFFICE FOR FIGHTING

MR PENIS TOLD MY GROUP THAT WE ARE NEXT

AND THEN HE MADE US CHANGE SEATS

I SIT WITH ERIS, JULIO, KIMANI, AND DEYANA

AND YUH THAT WAS SPANISH CLASS FOR ME

HBU? HOW WAS MATH???

 and I responded with-

.........wow.

um-

ppl were moaning-

I HELPED IVAN ON THIS THING-PAPER-

WORK-

ummmmmm-

Oscar was moaning louuud-ivan was moaning as well-

i got a sticker

so that was fun

ummm-

Mrs. Wilhite yelled at some kids

lol.

your class is too chaotic. Bro as an introvert I would’ve killed everyone by now like- no thank you please stop.

well, math is really chaotic..just listen to this.

https://voca.ro/12g1dgyhBmry

your class is even more chaotic than mine

pftttt-

thats only math class..you should see PE.

and drones class-

can't imagine

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Its me again 

Ummmm

I'll be on less frequently but not totally silent because I'm good at making monster gorls and i like making people jealous of my abilities (jokes jokes ofc)

Anyhoo, when i get home imma make marika some cute lil outfits in mgm 2 

That is all


A man has spent 20 years not talking to his wife since she replied ‘come in’ to his knock knock joke.

(+1)

who looked at the middle finger and was like “yo this sh** kinda offensive.”

anybody wanna rp

M E

okiiii who u use?

Horacio!

Oooo

I completely forgot their whole bio like an idiot 👁👄👁

Honestly- same

Name - Sullivan, Horacio

Age - 17

Species - Half-Demon

Eyes - half blind

Clothing - White button down dress shirt, black jeggings (To show the thickness UwU), Red converse

This is just a simple bio because I am very tired

My character Petal

so..I found out my crush is the type of guy to apologize 10000000 times even though it was a big mistake-

hi

salutation 

How I would solve overpopulation:

1. Mass genocide 

2. The Hunger Games

3. The Purge

4. Deadly virus (the cure already exists but won’t be released until the population is down)

5. Plain ol’ homicide

6. Just put every criminal on death row

7. Resort to cannibalism

8. Aliens

9. Pokèmon

10. Use extra people as fire wood

  1. Cough -Corona- Cough

2.Heat vision to make em die ASAP

well I’m not superman

Same here bud and my mom is so nice she let me skip first class :D

oh 🥲

I said deadly virus

Haven’t millions died from COVID? Or do you mean like a plague?

no a deadly virus- covid is a deadly virus plus there’s still a lot of people in the world.

Ohhhh true-

ah yes thank you gravity. You’ve failed me.


Noooooo

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funn

funniest thing I've seen all day-

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TW: s.h









I’m on my clear streakkk

No more cutting

Now what do I do…

Duchi: self care

Bard: self ha-

Elk: SPeND YOUR MONEY ON LEAF TICKETS

me over here: … why did I create a burden in my mind-

draw. Cry. Look up things distract urself. Cry some more…

Keep crying until eventually you can’t anymore and begin to wonder what you’re doing with your life.

Actually that last one might not be a good idea.

I eat snacc

Or that-

And I do other things 

Deleted 2 years ago

3 new monster girls I made. Lemme know if I should make a bio for any of them




Please I keep getting literally anything except the character I freaking want!! Just give me Keqing bro 😭

It’s all I ever wanted

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fairy girl <3

i want to look like this :(

Super idol e xiao  ro-

suck my balls

EW.

srry

it's okay.

i eat ur ass irl

why would you even?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Oh  LIGITEMATLEY LIKE I WATCHED SANG CHI,GOT OUTTA THE THEATORE AND BANG.MY SISTER AND MY BRAINS ARE BLOWN WITH THEORIES

NO SPOILERS I DIDNT WATCH IT YETTT

AHAHAH YA KNOW WHAT HAPPENES AT THE END OF THE MOVIEEEEE

SHUDDIP STAPH

OHHHH DID U KNOW THAT HE HAS A SISTERRRRRRRR????

If you saw me here

No u didn't 















Anyway i made monster gorls 

This is marika, she's blind in her cyclops eye (hence the two on her cheeks)

This is powder.. nothin special

An this is viv (short for vivian)

Cute!

I see you 👁👄👁

Also they’re very purrty

FINE I WONT DO IT, SEEING ARI’S CRIES MAKE ME UPSET…

awwh

hahahahhahahah you seem like the type of person to date ari

imagine dating ari

i can. I would feel like shit because i would have to deal with 8 other people

that ari is dating

Too bad I have a significant other.

that is ari

Nope.

Just a friend.

sure

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