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You smell like you farted

Farted

I thought she matched this Picrew so I tried to make Mizuki


Super important reminder

Im better than u 

You don't have to accept it but that won't change how true it is, you can try to tell me ur better than i am but we all know it isn't true

Lying to urself isn't healthy 

really river?

you aint better than me

thatsa  lie

Nat lying makes you short 

I really don't think its a good idea to lie anymore

RIV RIV

IM 5'5.

NAT

THE LYING HAS TO STOP 

THIS IS BECOMING A PROBLEM 

ITS NOT A LIE

WFSGVB@HNJK

IM 5'5

IM NOT JOKING

ok

Whatever floats your boat.

ladies and gentelman..

nat.

yuh

GET INTO IT YUH-

okay nvm

its me nat

and tmr

it will be a day

that my itch.io acc

will be a year old.

LADIES AND GENTELEMEN AND ALL OTHERS YOUR FAVORITE ITCH.IO USER HAS ARRIVED!

can i bite ur leg off.

Why?????????

idk

*nom*

NO

*C H O M P*

Tf you mean i didn't get here until just now

Ur 7 minutes early

huh? 

you silly goose

Announcing my arrival before i arrived 

Oh yeah sorry to break it to you but you're not anyone's favorite.

And you are?

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Oliver

Cute

sasafsrgfthjkoipiop84j84j59k4jk ( woah i am back, but not for long )

Hi

hi

hello

Rp

no :mmm:

Hi.

Me playin minecraft: MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN

Freind:Towering fast,were gonna die,TO A GHAST

Does anyone play pkxd or harvest town here I wanna make freinds :D

Is anyone online? 

gots to go now cause stuff and things

Hello

is everyone dead or is someone online?

'cause i'm bored.

im alive

Im not

i like trains

I like trucks 

having se-

seaslugs 










I know what you were going to say

yea but I’m leaving in 5 mins cause stuff n things

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i present:

A collection of our worlds scariest things

**AN evil lobster 

Fuck 

You should add lawyers.

Lawyers aren't scary

But dead people are?

I hope you realize this was satirical

I was hoping the evil lobster and paul gave that away

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Yeah I get it, but lawyers are just as scary as a lobster is ;-;

Paul seems like the scariest… just look at his face.

Paul has done some shit..

...He looks like it

add river

i don't have the paperr

I had to tear the dino out for my classroom door

oh- :(

RiV

Look how shiny the school floor isss


Yall have WOOD 

On ur school floorS

That is so strange

that’s the gym-

paul is the scariest ngl

yep

Nothing creepy going on here just my sister’s laptop playing cult music from nowhere. No seriously I checked nothing is open.

I'm making a Kahoot Quiz

Coolio

Give me code

IT'S NOT DONEE

D:

i can't do anything bro

?

my hubby <3

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Can SOMEONE RP with me, I made this detail motherfucking character and no one wants to RP, I AM BEGGING YOU GUYS.

Name (Nickname): Akira Akifumi

Age: ??? (Looks 21)

Gender: F

Race: White

Build: Extremely skinny

Body Type: O-

Physical Frame: broad shoulders, deformed like waist (looks as if it’s in a knot)

Height: 5’11”

Weight: 187 - Despite being unnaturally skinny

Hair: Short, straight, blue

Eyes: White, as if she were blind (She isn’t)

Habits: Smiles WAY to much.

Gestures/Mannerisms - Small

Demeanor/Carriage/Gait: Suspicious, eerie, unnerving

Voice: Speaks in very broken English

Style: Her style is what one would describe as “Homeless dude off the street who hasn’t showered in 25 years”

Clothing: Tattered t-shirt with many bandages underneath, dark blue stained pants.

Loves/Favorites: Meat, nature

Hates: Pineapples (Her skin is way weaker than a humans, so pineapple can burn her.), people

Hobbies: Walk/Hike, Stargaze

Talents/Skills: Running, Killing,

Hopes/Dreams: None.

Fears/Nightmares: Pineapple, and the public

Best Quality: Takes care of the nature around her to her best ability.

Greatest Flaw: She scares others very easily.

Character Strengths: Athletic, slightly strong

Quirks: Creepy

How does the character picture himself/herself? She thinks of herself as a weakling.

How do others see him/her? Terrifying.

Most valued possession: The forest she lives in.

Current motivation: Survival

How does he/she view the future and/or the past? Regret

What is his/her philosophy on life and death? Death = Life

What kind of energy level do they usually have? Mood Swings

How does he/she show and/or handle: love, affection, grief, pain, anger, sadness, conflict, change, loss? She kills and goes on an emotional craze.

Does he/she have a temper? Yes, Definitely, Absolutely.

How does he/she respond to the surrounding world, the ‘unfamiliar,’ and other people in general? Judgmental and kinda scared

Polite or rude? A mix of both, more on the rude side.

Stingy or generous? Mostly generous

What kind of ‘public’ face does he/she display? Put up a front

Leader or a follower? Either or.

More happy by themselves or in a group? By herself.

Does he/she have any addictions/dependencies/fixations/fetishes/ or other strange behavior? No

Setting: 2021, in a unlocated forest.

Occupation: None

Educational background/other learning experiences: None

Intelligence Level: Acts as if 86, actually is 107.

Family: ??? (Raised till 8 then abandoned.

Friends: None - yet

Backstory: ???

Physical Strength: Little, a bit above average.

Coordination/Reflexes: Very good.

Fighting Style: Wild, almost serial killer like.

Unusual Abilities/Powers: None…?

Weapons/Other Gear: Sometimes uses objects around her.

Here also I see that Gravity Falls reference.

Thank you so FUCKING much.

SO DO I START OR DO YOU WANNA START

YOU

OKKKK

Deirdre was tracking through the forest and looking around

aaaaaahhhhh im trieed

tried?

yeah

ok

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Thats some NICE animation/animatic.

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Nice!

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I animate from time to time. They aren’t very good though

Anyone wanna rp?

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Someone, stop this madness.

Ok so yk my OC Mizuki. I kinda feel like giving her a tattoo that just says "Fuck You" and it's like on 2 of her fingers. The ones you make a finger gun with. So I thought it would be cool if she had a finger gun to her head and then it just says "Fuck You" on her fingers yk? THEN THEN I was also thinking of giving her maybe like https://www.pinterest.com/pin/48695239710604972/ cause it's edgy and this is Mizuki. And like yk stuff like that. I might draw a concept. But uhhh what do you guys think?

anyone wanna rp?

i got a time goddess :>


I gots a forest spirit

oop i was thinking human x goddess but epic-

and sures

d'ye anna start?

sure)

you had just ran into a group of thieves who were beyond annoying and decided to walk through the forest to clear you head. following the rocky path that has been there for centuries (left by who you have wondered before) while a wisp of golden light floats near you. At  first you thought it was a fire fly but they usually come out during the night. Looking closer you realize it is only a small ball of light. Confused, you touch it and a sense of instant comfort fills you. It lifts up your arm leading you farther into the forest.

Confused and bewildered yet comforted she follows it.

Marshmello

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fuck you 🥵

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Hehehe

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0_0 Sure

I’m not joking…

Also I edited the chat desc, check it when you can.

Shit my friends say (part two)










Lee: no, river look. William's wife was the inspiration for ballora (or something along those lines) so she'd you know..be a dainty gentle ballerina and probably bottom 

Me: BALLERINAS CAN PEG PEOPLE TOO 

*the cafeteria goes silent and Michael and lee (quietly) loose their shit* 

..

*insert some wrestling over a paper bag*

Me: MICHAEL NO YOU RIPPED THE DICK BAG

Derek and lee: MICHAEL

Me: HURRY UP AND COVER IT EVERYONE'S GOING TO SEE YOUR DICK 

*Michael takes a second to pause, and think whilst me and lee loose our shit in the background* 

*Michael folds the bag so noone can see inside* 

Me: jesus.. 

..

Me: *stares at textbook intensely* ayo.. *leans across the isle to talk to lee* these cells kinda look like boobies 

Okay im done 4 now

I got shit to do

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why

BECAUSE 








































GET DOWN

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cans I do too?

reminder not to use the r slur if you don't have adhd or autism

does that mean i can r slur?

I went on a rampage and made like 15 picrews of myself. This is the only sfw one.

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NO

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GO IN THE CORNER AND THING ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.

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I made a genderbend of my character Horacio.

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"This place is something else... My parents would never let me out here."

"Why? Well, I bet if you asked them, they'd say it's for my own good. That it's dangerous out there for me..."

"But I've seen enough to know that they were only hiding me away because I'm... Oh, what's the word? Ugly?"

"Heh... That sounds accurate."

"But you don't think so, do you?"

"Don't you think I'm pretty? Maybe even prettier than the rest?"

"Or is that too self-centered? I don't know. I've never been out here, so..."

(God, I suck at dialogue writing. Anyway, have this.)

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Made myself I. Picrew because I was bored.

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okay

RUV RIV GAVE ME PERMISSION

..Quotes that my friends say. 

(...kinda dirty, lots of curse words.)









"NATALIA, WHY DID KEVIN FALL AS IF HE WERE A DRUNK TIO BWHAAHHAHAHAH-" -Kerem 

"The last time I heard that this was partner work was right now, so Nataly- stop playing around and help me."

"thats homophobic." -Monet

"Hey Nat, can I piss on your tits?" -Kerem

"HEY LOSERS WHATS UP!?" -Rodrick, (Kerems little brother)

"Nat- what do we have to do again??" -Iris

"EWWW YOU SIMP FOR BAKUGOU?!" -Monet

"Mommy- I mean Mommy- Mommy- Mommy I want your pussy-" -Aibrahn. "MOMMY I WANT YOUR CREAMY MILK~" -Me.

"NATALIA WHY DID YOU TAKE MY MILK?!" -Isabella "..Well your milk is creamy-" -Me

"you have small titties." -Kerem

"i smell pee." -Marlen

"Stop dreaming about getting fucked by Bakugou. Dream about me instead baby girl-" -Kerem

"Gimmie Kissy Kissy Nat-Nat!" -Aibrahn

"THATS GAY." -Monet

..thats not all of em-

i have lots more

O-O ur friends are weird ngl- but in a good way :>

T R U E    T R U E 

They aren't as bad as mine 😈😈

IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE

Uh huh

no really-

no.

THEY ARE BAD FRIENDS.

B A D

no im jking

keremsita

is

mad at me cause i cut a huge chunk of hair lolol

I-

..yeah.

:>

Hello people, is anyone online?

no im being attacked by my so-called friend for saying that I love Jesus

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Do you want me to beat the motherfucking shit out of them? Because I’m willing too.

ur joking

No, no I’m not. No one messes with me friends.

Let me talk to them, there will be curse words and tears everywhere.

ooooookay....do u have discord

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thats so messed up.

like-

WHY

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after they put in their server:

Pls don’t talk about religion around me. (specifically Christianity)

yeah

they shouldn't even get mad-

why?

cause since they are atheist i cant say that I love jesus

oh

thats shitty

i-

not a really good friend-

Corndog Uzi

corndog obama

Obama Bruh Corndog Memes Image by teagan3407

it’s been a bit

How are you all?

I'm good wbu?

Cool

river presents: 

A collection of quotes from me and my friends 

(Except a lot of its mildly nsfw so like warming here)







"RULE 34 NEVER LIES YOU BITCH" -me

"Michael i swear to god just buy the fucking dick i don't want to keep carrying this shit back and forth all week" - lee

"no derek im not giving you my phone, last time you had it you googled fucking overwatch hentai" - lee *again) "yeah but i didn't even get to SEE it" -derek "why is it every time i find overwatch hentai all the girls have dicks" -me 

"I know you want to fuck william afton river but he is a TOP" - lee "I DON'T WANT TO FUCK HIM I WANT TO WATCH HIM BE FUCKED" - me "I DON'T CARE STOP FORCING YOUR FANTASIES INTO CANNON" - lee "i literally fucking hate you all.." - Michael "*pats Michael on the head* i love you too buddy" - me

"you could tie the dick to your ceiling fan and then it could zoom around" - me 

"River i swear to god if you call Thomas Jefferson a twink-" - Michael "*insert demonic giggling here*" - me "RIVER I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL THROW YOU" - Micheal "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING" - me 

"FUCK YOU" - Micheal "OH YEAH YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU" - me 

"Michael looks like such a twink in that" - me ".. you're not wrong" - lee "*Michael stares at us with what one can only describe as pure fear" "OH NOT YOU MICHAEL-" - me "we meant Micheal afton" - lee "i hate you all" - Micheal 

"DID YOU JUST CALL ABRAHAM LINCOLN WITHOUT A BEARD A TWINK!?" - derek "UH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS BITCH" - me 

"STOP STEALING MY FRENCH FRIES, *proceeds to slice me with a plastic knife" - derek *insert long pause here* "WHAT THE SHIT DEREK IM BLEEDING" - me "WHAT- NO WAY" - derek "HOW FUCKING DELICATE DO YOU HAVE TO BE, TO BLEED FROM A PLASTIC KNIFE" - lee "SHUT UP IM JUST DAINTY" - me "haa, fuckin pussy" - Micheal "*incomprehensible river noises*" 

"WHY IS EVERYONE SNIFFING MICHAEL" - derek "because i wanna see if his hoodie smells like an airport again" - me "i washed it.. it just smells like detergent" - Micheal "you disappoint me more and more every day.." - me 

"I hate gay people >:((" - me "river aren't you literally fucking gay" - Michael 

"BEING A MURDERER DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MEAN YOU'RE A TOP LEE" - me "YES IT DOES OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THE WAY HE HUGS PEOPLE FROM BEHIND" - lee "YOU CAN HUG AND BE A BOTTOM" - me 

"Hello Matthew, are you a closeted homosexual... this isn't for porn btw" (a message Michael LITERALLY SENT TO MATPAT) 


I CANT

OR CAN YOU

I CAN

I WASN'T ASKING YOU BUT COOL IG 

COOL(I am bored can u rp?)

yeah you're right

maybe i can

river

the horniest teen ive ever seen

go touch sum grass

ahhh, im not that bad 

sure-

its trueww

mhm

LMAOOOO

do i have permission

to do one

like this ruv riv?

I suppose

YAY

Ngl the stuff I say to my friends is way worse.

Cap

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeee, whatever you say.

frr

That's not even the worst of it 

Trust me 

Trust me, my friends will say the weirdest, dirtiest shit around anyone.

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yeah.

i got some at the stores costume isle

Sure

Just don't sleep for 2 days and presto! 

You've got a lovely set of eyebags

Anyone wanna rp?

i have proof that the " when you" flustered things happen to me

i say..

ahem-

"EBXWJS@H#UFEJNDhygBHHYG@BEHNJKCHWBXQNSMJHDEGHVHBNSJKJDHBENMJKHXSDBNMCKJCEHJWNXD-"

X

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Lmao

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when you-

when you

when

when

when you-

me in discord be like:

WHEN YOU

WHEN

WHEN

WHEN

WHEN YOU

YOU

YOU

YOU

WHEN WHEN

WHEN YOU

>/////////////<

Lol

it happens

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hello I found you

XD

did you actually do it?

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XD

damn-

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