Dude just let them have this, they clearly are in a dark place. Many people express their feelings here also your point about the comments being about making a monster girl is stupid. 90% of the things said here have nothing to do with the game.
Your point of monster girl maker actually proves my point so ok
And I understand that they are in a dark place but they have to try putting in some warning. If they cant do this then just dont post it.
GTBAHAAHHAHAHAHBHTCTCGHTDGFGHFCTYHGGTYDFV&*IUGBHUJNB THEY ARE COCK JOKES. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I NEED TO PUT A WARNING THAT SAYS SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE “ hey guys im about to make a joke and if some of you find this triggering pls dont look, thanks.”
Yes, I actually really like it. Poems are really cool because they usually have a meaning behind them. I haven’t heard one in a while though, yours is especially cool and quite creative!
I'm just watching Centaurworld on Netflix and this is actually one of the best things I have ever seen... well there's some fart jokes but that's pretty much it.
After the war I went back to New York A-after the war I went back to New York I finished up my studies and I practiced law I practiced law, Burr worked next door
Even though we started at the very same time Alexander Hamilton began to climb How to account for his rise to the top? Man, the man is non-stop
Gentlemen of the jury, I'm curious, bear with me Are you aware that we're making hist'ry? This is the first murder trial of our brand-new nation The liberty behind deliberation (Non-stop!) I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt With my assistant counsel
Co-counsel Hamilton, sit down Our client Levi Weeks is innocent Call your first witness That's all you had to say
Okay One more thing–
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? Soon that attitude may be your doom!
Why do you write like you're running out of time? Write day and night like you're running out of time? Every day you fight, like you're running out of time Keep on fighting, in the meantime- (Non-stop!)
Corruption's such an old song that we can sing Along in harmony and nowhere is it stronger Than in Albany This colony's economy's increasingly stalling and Honestly that's why he's just public service seems To be calling me (Non-stop!)
I practiced the law, I practically perfected it I've seen injustice in the world and I've corrected it Now for a strong central democracy If not, then I'll be Socrates Throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities
Hamilton, at the Constitutional Convention I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention There as a New York junior delegate Now what I'm going to say may sound indelicate
Goes and proposes his own form of government (What?) His own plan for a new form of government (What?) Talks for six hours, the convention is listless Bright young man Yo, who the eff is this?
Why do you always say what you believe? Why do you always say what you believe? Every proclamation guarantees Free ammunition for your enemies (Awww!)
Why do you write like it's going out of style? (Hey) Write day and night like it's going out of style? (Hey) Every day you fight like it's going out of style Do what you do
Alexander? Aaron Burr, sir Well, it's the middle of the night Can we confer, sir? Is this a legal matter? Yes, and it's important to me What do you need?
Burr, you're a better lawyer than me Okay I know I talk too much, I'm abrasive You're incredible in court You're succinct, persuasive My client needs a strong defense You're the solution
Who's your client? The new U.S. Constitution? No Hear me out No way! A series of essays, anonymously published Defending the document to the public
No one will read it I disagree And if it fails? Burr, that's why we need it The constitution's a mess So it needs amendments It's full of contradictions So is independence We have to start somewhere No, no way You're making a mistake
Good night Hey What are you waiting for? What do you stall for? (What?) We won the war What was it all for? Do you support this constitution? Of course Then defend it
And what if you're backing the wrong horse? Burr, we studied and we fought and we killed For the notion of a nation we now get to build For once in your life, take a stand with pride I don't understand how you stand to the side
I'll keep all my plans close to my chest (Wait for it, wait for it, wait) I'll wait here and see which way the wind will blow I'm taking my time, watching the afterbirth of a nation Watching the tension grow I am sailing off to London I am accompanied by someone who always pays I have found a wealthy husband who will Keep me in comfort for all my days He is not a lot of fun, but there's no one Who can match you for turn of phrase My Alexander Angelica Don't forget to write
Look at where you are Look at where you started The fact that you're alive is a miracle Just stay alive, that would be enough And if your wife could share a fraction of your time If I could grant you peace of mind Would that be enough?
Alexander joins forces with James Madison And John Jay to write a series of essays Defending the new United States Constitution Entitled The Federalist Papers The plan was to write a total of 25 essays The work divided evenly among the three men In the end, they wrote 85 essays In the span of six months John Jay got sick after writing five James Madison wrote 29 Hamilton wrote the other 51
How do you write like you're running out of time? (Running out of time?) Write day and night like you're running out of time? (Running out of time?) Every day you fight, like you're running out of time Like you're running out of time Are you running out of time? Awwww!
How do you write like tomorrow won't arrive? How do you write like you need it to survive? How do you write every second you're alive? Every second you're alive? Every second you're alive?
They're asking me to lead I am doing the best I can To get the people that I need I'm asking you to be my right-hand man (Treasury or State?) I know it's a lot to ask (Treasury or State?) To leave behind the world you know
Sir, do you want me to run the Treasury or State department? Treasury Let's go
Alexander I have to leave Alexander– Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now Helpless
They are asking me to lead Look around, isn't this enough? He never will be satisfied (What would be enough) He will never be satisfied (To be satisfied) Satisfied, satisfied
History has its eyes on you (Look around) Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (Non-stop)
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (Non-stop) Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (History has its eyes) Why do you fight like you're running out of time? (Non-stop) Why do you fight like
History has its eyes on you I am not throwin' away my shot (Just you wait) I am not throwin' away my shot (Just you wait) I am Alexander Hamilton Hamilton, just you wait I am not throwin' away my shot
How does the bastard orphan Immigrant decorated war vet Unite the colonies through more debt? Fight the other founding fathers til he has to forfeit? Have it all, lose it all You ready for more yet?
Treasury Secretary. Washington's the President Ev'ry American experiment sets a precedent Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him Pissed him off until we had a two-party system
You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance ‘cause he's been kickin' ass as the ambassador to France But someone's gotta keep the American promise You simply must meet Thomas. Thomas!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home! Thomas Jefferson's coming home! Thomas Jefferson's coming home! Thomas Jefferson's coming home! Thomas Jefferson's coming home Lord he's Been off in Paris for so long! Aaa-ooo! Aaa-ooo!
France is following us to revolution There is no more status quo But the sun comes up and the world still spins
Aaa-ooo!
I helped Lafayette draft a declaration Then I said, ‘I gotta go, I gotta be in Monticello.' Now the work at home begins...
Aaa-ooo!
So what'd I miss? What'd I miss? Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss I've been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies... I guess I basic'lly missed the late eighties... I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this...
Aaa-ooo!
There's a letter on my desk from the President Haven't even put my bags down yet Sally be a lamb, darlin', won'tcha open it? It says the President's assembling a cabinet And that I am to be the Secretary of State, great! And that I'm already Senate-approved... I just got home and now I'm headed up to New York
Headin' to New York! Headin' to New York!
Lookin' at the rolling fields I can't believe that we are free Ready to face whatever's awaiting me in N.Y.C.
But who's waitin' for me when I step in the place? My friend James Madison, red in the face He grabs my arm and I respond "What's goin' on?"(Aaa-ooo!)
Thomas, we are engaged in a battle for our nation's very soul Can you get us out of the mess we're in?(Aaa-ooo!) Hamilton's new financial plan is nothing less than government control I've been fighting for the South alone Where have you been?(Aaa-ooo!)
Uh...France.
We have to win
What'd I miss?(Wha? Wha? What'd I miss?) What'd I miss?(I've come home to this?) Headfirst into a political abyss!(Headfirst, into the abyss!) I have my first cabinet meeting today(Chik-a-pow!) I guess I better think of something to say I'm already on my way Let's get to the bottom of this(What did I miss?)
Ahhh ah!
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
Mr. Jefferson? Alexander Hamilton
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home Mr. Jefferson, welcome home Sir, you've been off in Paris for so long!
Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world tonight But you're here with us in New York City Are you ready for a cabinet meeting, huh?
The issue on the table, Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em (ow)
But Hamilton forgets His plan would have the government assume state's debts Now, place your bets as to who that benefits The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
Oh, if the shoe fits, wear it If New York's in debt, why should Virginia bear it? Uh, our debts are paid, I'm afraid Don't tax the South 'cause we got it made in the shade In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground We create, you just wanna move our money around This financial plan is an outrageous demand And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand Stand with me in the land of the free and pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whisky
Thank you, Secretary Jefferson Secretary Hamilton, your response
Thomas, that was a real nice declaration Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation Would you like to join us, or stay mellow Doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello? If we assume the debts, the union gets new line of credit, a financial diuretic How do you not get it, if we're aggressive and competitive The union gets a boost, you'd rather give it a sedative? A civics lesson from a slaver, hey neighbor Your debts are paid 'cause you don't pay for labor "We plant seeds in the South. We create." Yeah, keep ranting We know who's really doing the planting And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment Don't lecture me about the war, you didn't fight in it You think I'm frightened of you, man? We almost died in a trench While you were off getting high with the French Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President Reticent there isn't a plan he doesn't jettison Madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in Sittin' there useless as two shits Hey, turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits
Excuse me, Madison, Jefferson, take a walk Hamilton, take a walk, we're gonna reconvene after a brief recess, Hamilton
Sir
A word
You don't have the votes (you don't have the votes)
Aha-ha-ha ha
You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder
Why he even brings the thunder
You wanna pull yourself together?
I'm sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather
Young man, I'm from Virginia, so watch your mouth
So we let Congress get held hostage by the South?
You need the votes
No, we need bold strokes, we need this plan (no, you need to convince more folks)
James Madison won't talk to me, that's a nonstarter
Ah, winning was easy, young man, governing's harder
They're being intransigent
You have to find a compromise
But they don't have a plan, they just hate mine (convince them otherwise)
And what happens if I don't get congressional approval?
I imagine they'll call for your removal
Sir
Figure it out, Alexander, that's an order from your commander
Un deux trois quatre Cinq six sept huit neuf (Un deux trois quatre) (Cinq six sept huit neuf) Good! Un deux trois quatre Cinq six sept huit neuf (Un deux trois quatre) (Cinq six sept huit neuf) Sept huit neuf (Sept huit neuf) Sept huit neuf (Sept huit neuf)
One two three four five six seven eight nine!
My dearest, Angelica "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow Creeps in this petty pace from day to day" I trust you'll understand the reference to Another Scottish tragedy without my having to name the play They think me Macbeth, and ambition is my folly I'm a polymath, a pain in the ass, a massive pain Madison is Banquo, Jefferson's Macduff And Birnam Wood is Congress on its way to Dunsinane
And there you are, an ocean away Do you have to live an ocean away? Thoughts of you subside Then I get another letter And I cannot put the notion away…
Take a break
I am on my way
There's a little surprise before supper And it cannot wait
I'll be there in just a minute, save my plate
Alexander
Okay, okay
Your son is nine years old today He has something he'd like to say He's been practicing all day Philip, take it away
Daddy, daddy, look My name is Philip I am a poet I wrote this poem just to show it And I just turned nine You can write rhymes But you can't write mine (What!) I practice French And play piano with my mother (Uh-huh!) I have a sister, but I want a little brother (Okay!) My daddy's trying to start America's bank Un deux trois quatre cinq! (Bravo!)
Take a break
Hey, our kid is pretty great
Run away with us for the summer Let's go upstate
Eliza, I've got so much on my plate
We can all go stay with my father There's a lake I know…
I know
In a nearby park
I'd love to go
You and I can go when the night gets dark…
I will try to get away
My dearest Alexander You must get through to Jefferson Sit down with him and compromise Don't stop 'til you agree Your fav'rite older sister Angelica, reminds you There's someone in your corner all the way across the sea
In a letter I received from you two weeks ago I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase It changed the meaning. Did you intend this? One stroke and you've consumed my waking days It says:
"My dearest Angelica"
With a comma after "dearest" You've written
"My dearest, Angelica."
Anyway, all this to say I'm coming home this summer At my sister's invitation I'll be there with your fam'ly If you make your way upstate I know you're very busy I know your work's important But I'm crossing the ocean and I just can't wait
You won't be an ocean away You will only be a moment away…
Alexander, come downstairs Angelica's arriving today!
Angelica!
Eliza!
The Schuyler sisters!
Alexander
Hi
It's good to see your face
Angelica, tell this man John Adams spends the summer with his family
Angelica, tell my wife John Adams doesn't have a real job anyway
…you're not joining us? Wait
I'm afraid I cannot join you upstate
Alexander, I came all this way
She came all this way
All this way
Take a break
You know I have to get my plan through Congress
Run away with us for the summer Let's go upstate
I lose my job if we don't get this plan through Congress
We can all go stay with our father
There's a lake I know (I know I'll miss your face) In a nearby park (Screw your courage to the sticking place) You and I can go (Eliza's right) Take a break and get away (Take a break) (Run away with us for the summer) Let's go upstate (Let's go upstate) Where we can stay (We can all go stay with our father) (If you take your time) Look around, look around (You will make your mark) At how lucky we are to be alive right now (Close your eyes and dream) We can go When the night gets dark (When the night gets dark) Take a break (Take a break)
I have to get my plan through Congress I can't stop until I get this plan through Congress
There's nothing like summer in the city Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty There's trouble in the air, you can smell it And Alexander's by himself I'll let him tell it
I hadn't slept in a week I was weak, I was awake You've never seen a bastard orphan More in need of a break Longing for Angelica Missing my wife That's when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life She said
I know you are a man of honor I'm so sorry to bother you at home But I don't know where to go And I came here all alone
She said
My husband's doin' me wrong Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me Suddenly he's up and gone I don't have the means to go on
So I offered her a loan I offered to walk her home, she said (You're too kind, sir) I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away She lived a block away, she said (This one's mine, sir)
Then I said, "Well, I should head back home" She turned red, she led me to her bed Let her legs spread and said (Stay?) Hey... (Hey) That's when I began to pray:
Lord, show me how to say no to this I don't know how to say no to this But my God, she looks so helpless And her body's saying, "hell, yes"
No, show me how to say no to this (Whoa) I don't know how to say no to this In my mind, I'm trynna go (Go, go, go!) Then her mouth is on mine, and I don't say (No! No!)
Say no to this! No! No! Say no to this! No! No! Say no to this! No! No! Say no to this!
I wish I could say that was the last time I said that last time, it became a pastime A month into this endeavor I received a letter from a Mr. James Reynolds Even better, it said
Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth In the pockets of people like me Down on their luck You see, that was my wife who you decided to
Fu—
Uh-oh! You made the wrong sucker a cuckold So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled And hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife If the price is right If not, I'm telling your wife
I hid the letter and I raced to her place Screamed "How could you?" in her face She said (No, sir!) Half dressed, apologetic A mess, she looked pathetic She cried (Please don't go, sir!)
So was your whole story a setup? (I don't know about any letter!) Stop crying goddamnit, get up! (I didn't know any better!) I am ruined (Please don't leave me with him) I am helpless (I am helpless) How could I do this?
Just give him what he wants and you can have me (I don't want you) Whatever you want (I don't want you) If you pay you can stay (I don't-)
Lord, show me how to say no to this (Tonight) I don't know how to say no to this But the situation's helpless (Helpless) And her body's screaming "hell, yes"
No, show me how to say no to this! (Whoa!) How can I say no to this? There is nowhere I can go (Go, go, go!) When her body's on mine I do not say (No!)
Yes! Yes... (Say no to this) (No!) Yes! Yes... (Say no to this) (No!) Yes! Yes... (Say no to this) (No!) Yes! Yes! (Say no to this!)
Say no to this, I don't say no to this There is nowhere I can go (Go, go, go)
Vivienne was sitting in an armchair across from Flicker, knees to her chest as she squirmed nervously, picking at the chair and looking away from Flicker
"Just...what we talked about, Ok? J-Just to help with my anxiety-"
He also shames me for being gay and turn around and use gay as an umbrella term.. also he supports billy eyelash and likes riverdale and says he's emo for wearing black and beanies so..
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:D
cute
thank you!
some days i want to chop my limbs off so I can be totally useless
thatd make me feel better about being lonely
then you could die fast
Well, I mean you aren’t wrong but you have me and your other friends on mgm!
no i like it when it happens in my dreams and the demon come
I’m not gonna ask, are you okay?
im fine
Are you sure?
sometimes its best to not post things like this without a warning and in a place about making a monster girl
Dude just let them have this, they clearly are in a dark place. Many people express their feelings here also your point about the comments being about making a monster girl is stupid. 90% of the things said here have nothing to do with the game.
Your point of monster girl maker actually proves my point so ok And I understand that they are in a dark place but they have to try putting in some warning. If they cant do this then just dont post it.
Dude…
nvm the cock joke thing made me care because of how stupid it is
you never put a warning for your cock jokes
GTBAHAAHHAHAHAHBHTCTCGHTDGFGHFCTYHGGTYDFV&*IUGBHUJNB THEY ARE COCK JOKES. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I NEED TO PUT A WARNING THAT SAYS SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE “ hey guys im about to make a joke and if some of you find this triggering pls dont look, thanks.”
uhhhhm
the house
the house apon the crooked hill
where the trees remained dead and crippled as well
the cat that slouched
the mouse that leaped
the moon that shone with the stars
and that little house
with the cat and the mouse
had a crooked woman inside
her hood a dark black
a very shrewd laugh, as she cooked and she baked with class
and that's what happens at the house on the hill where the cat and the mouse, and the old women sat
I am loving the small details, you’re basically a professional!
no
Y e s
it bad
No, no it isn’t! You just need some CONFIDENCE! I believe in you ♥️
I don’t understand cookie run. I look at gameplay and just sit there confused.
cute cookies plus murder
Thanks, usually when I ask people say it’s addicting and never tell me the actual answer. This is the first straightforward answer I’ve gotten.
:)
:)
today
I saw my toad, toby
flattened on the ground, face holey
I patted his head, my hand drowned in red
as I watched my toad squelch into my hand
his eyes bulged, my insides roared
nausea kicking in as my stomach folds
and toby, my toad, my beautiful toad, laid back to be flattened right there on the road
Rip Toby the Toad. I’m sorry for your loss.
was my poem good
Yes, I actually really like it. Poems are really cool because they usually have a meaning behind them. I haven’t heard one in a while though, yours is especially cool and quite creative!
it was off the top of my head
Really, I’m not very good at poems, I probably couldn’t right one off the top. I took a poetry class and let’s say I didn’t get a good grade.
WHY DID MY JAW DROP-
THATS JUST
MESSED UP-
i like writing abt dead things
im not surprised cause ur a little emo child
emo child
right
:D
no :(
no emo?
cookie
run
kid?
I maxe onw too
Yum
Cabin likes very much!
Ichiro
Y e s
delinquent
;-;
Name (Nickname): Akira Akifumi
Age: ??? (Looks 21)
Gender: F
Race: White
Build: Extremely skinny
Body Type: O-
Physical Frame: broad shoulders, deformed like waist (looks as if it’s in a knot)
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 187 - Despite being unnaturally skinny
Hair: Short, straight, blue
Eyes: White, as if she were blind (She isn’t)
Habits: Smiles WAY to much.
Gestures/Mannerisms - Small
Demeanor/Carriage/Gait: Suspicious, eerie, unnerving
Voice: Speaks in very broken English
Style: Her style is what one would describe as “Homeless dude off the street who hasn’t showered in 25 years”
Clothing: Tattered t-shirt with many bandages underneath, dark blue stained pants.
Loves/Favorites: Meat, nature
Hates: Pineapples (Her skin is way weaker than a humans, so pineapple can burn her.), people
Hobbies: Walk/Hike, Stargaze
Talents/Skills: Running, Killing, tearing
Hopes/Dreams: None.
Fears/Nightmares: Pineapple, and the public
Best Quality: Takes care of the nature around her to her best ability.
Greatest Flaw: She scares others very easily.
Character Strengths: Athletic, slightly strong
Quirks: Creepy
How does the character picture himself/herself? She thinks of herself as a weakling.
How do others see him/her? Terrifying.
Most valued possession: The forest she lives in.
Current motivation: Survival
How does he/she view the future and/or the past? Regret
What is his/her philosophy on life and death? Death = Life
What kind of energy level do they usually have? Mood Swings
How does he/she show and/or handle: love, affection, grief, pain, anger, sadness, conflict, change, loss? She kills and goes on an emotional craze.
Does he/she have a temper? Yes, Definitely, Absolutely.
How does he/she respond to the surrounding world, the ‘unfamiliar,’ and other people in general? Judgmental and kinda scared
Polite or rude? A mix of both, more on the rude side.
Stingy or generous? Mostly generous
What kind of ‘public’ face does he/she display? Put up a front
Leader or a follower? Either or.
More happy by themselves or in a group? By herself.
Does he/she have any addictions/dependencies/fixations/fetishes/ or other strange behavior? No
Setting: 2021, in a unlocated forest.
Occupation: None
Educational background/other learning experiences: None
Intelligence Level: Acts as if 86, actually is 107.
Family: ??? (Raised till 8 then abandoned.
Friends: None - yet
Backstory: ???
Physical Strength: Little, a bit above average.
Coordination/Reflexes: Very good.
Fighting Style: Wild, almost serial killer like.
Unusual Abilities/Powers: None…?
Weapons/Other Gear: Sometimes uses objects around her.
Sorry if this is inconsistent or bad, mad this on the spot.
I fuckimg hate motidications so fucking much leave me alsone to play my gaked why fo you do this to me i haven't done anything i dont deserve this /j
#Gotmylifethreatenedbyacrackheadandnowimscaredpleasehelpme
today i laid in my bed
it was fun cause it was quiet
and I didn't cry
cool-
looki
cool its pure vanila
yeah
my friend is making me draw them
pure vanilla is not as cool as pancake
i prefer creme puff
Chopped?
yes
How are you feeling?
ok
Well it’s better then bad! I hope you get better, if there is anything I can help with, I’m here.
Hashtag gamer moment
for the past four days i have survived off of nothing but cherry halls and water
God can kiss my ass and bow before me
Im takin over this playpark
I also had popcorn and French fries yesterday but thats besides the point.
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Pᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ
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Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ Nᴀᴍᴇ ; Angelina Nizra Qurran
Pʀᴏɴᴜɴᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ; Angel-ina neez-ra quar-ran
Sᴘᴇᴄɪᴇs ; elf
Gᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ; Female (she/her)
Aɢᴇ ; 18
Bɪʀᴛʜ Dᴀᴛᴇ ; 8/9/2003
Oᴄᴄᴜᴘᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ; student/gardener
Aᴄᴄᴇɴᴛ ; english
Zᴏᴅɪᴀᴄ ; leo
Hᴏʙʙɪᴇs ; planting,drawing,making music
Hᴀʙɪᴛ﹙s﹚ ; playing with her ears
Aᴅᴅɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ﹙s﹚ ; none
Pʜᴏʙɪᴀ﹙s﹚ ; snakes
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Lᴏᴠᴇ Lɪғᴇ
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Sᴇxᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ; Lesbian
Pᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ; none
Pʀᴇғᴇʀʀᴇᴅ Pᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ ; none
Pᴀsᴛ Lᴏᴠᴇʀs ; 1 but we don't talk ab her..
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Rᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘs
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Pᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ; ERrOr
Sɪʙʟɪɴɢs ; erRoR
Cʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ; none
Fʀɪᴇɴᴅs ; a rabbit and a chipmunk (they help her garden)
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Hᴇɪɢʜᴛ ; 5'4
Eʏᴇs Cᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ;blue
Hᴀɪʀ Cᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ; pink
Sᴋɪɴ ; dark-tan
Cʟᴏᴛʜᴇs ; normally wears dresses
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Aʙsᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ
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Lɪᴋᴇs ; the sky at afternoon time,music,taking long walks at night
Lᴏᴠᴇs ; going to the city to find some room decor, petting random animals, gardening
Sᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ Aᴛ ; painting,cooking,gardening,running in heels
Pᴏsɪᴛɪᴠᴇ Aᴛᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛᴇ ; nice,shy, environmentally friendly
Dɪsʟɪᴋᴇs ;snakes,the colour bright orange,not being prepared
Hᴀᴛᴇs ;rlly hot weather,loud noises,when she can't find things
Nᴇɢᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ Aᴛᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛᴇ ; can be violent when mad
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Exᴛʀᴀ
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Pɪᴇʀᴄɪɴɢ﹙s﹚ ; none
Tᴀᴛᴛᴏᴏ﹙s﹚ ; none
Sᴄᴀʀs Oʀ Aɴʏ Pᴀsᴛ Iɴᴊᴜʀɪᴇs ; one on her leg from a gardening accident
Pᴇᴛ﹙s﹚ ; a chipmunk and a rabbit (and a couple more) but she doesn't think of them as pets more of friends
Pᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ ; sweet,caring,violent,nice,quiet when you first meet her
Pᴀsᴛ ; ErOrr
Lovely picrew.
Ty, would you like the link?
sure
https://picrew.me/image_maker/69653
PRETTY
Ty
Mother has returned from vacation! (And getting my phone taken away) TvT
MUMMMMMMMSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
Hello my child :>
Mumsy do you wanna rp with meeeeeee?
sure lol
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
mumsyyy
TvT
I MISSED YOU
I MISSED U TOO
MUMSYYYY
hiya
HOW R U?
I'm good wbu?
guddd
Oh, hello mother
HI MUM
HIIIIIIIIIII
ZADDY
i mean
mummy
mommy- i mean mommy- i mean mommy- oh my god sorry i mean mommy-
SEE I KNEW U WERE SUS
mommy
i mean
mommy-
O-O I always knew you were the sus one
im the sus child.
MUMZZZZZZZ
*smiles wide* I got a pendulum and it said me and my crush will be friends
Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh
Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes...
Queenie look on Discord I have something to ask you!
YESSSSSSSSSE I LOVE THAT SONG
gaspeth you've watched centaurworlddd
YEP :>
YAYYYY Who's ur favorite character?
Glendale and that tree who kept moving its legs but I forgot it's name-
Anyone wanna rp?
PLEASE
THATS MY MOM
BUT FIGHTING WITH ME
BWWHHAHAAHHAHA
lmaoo
I'm just watching Centaurworld on Netflix and this is actually one of the best things I have ever seen... well there's some fart jokes but that's pretty much it.
I kinda look like the hampter meme 🚶🏾
After the war I went back to New York
A-after the war I went back to New York
I finished up my studies and I practiced law
I practiced law, Burr worked next door
Even though we started at the very same time
Alexander Hamilton began to climb
How to account for his rise to the top?
Man, the man is non-stop
Gentlemen of the jury, I'm curious, bear with me
Are you aware that we're making hist'ry?
This is the first murder trial of our brand-new nation
The liberty behind deliberation (Non-stop!)
I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt
With my assistant counsel
Co-counsel
Hamilton, sit down
Our client Levi Weeks is innocent
Call your first witness
That's all you had to say
Okay
One more thing–
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Soon that attitude may be your doom!
Why do you write like you're running out of time?
Write day and night like you're running out of time?
Every day you fight, like you're running out of time
Keep on fighting, in the meantime-
(Non-stop!)
Corruption's such an old song that we can sing
Along in harmony and nowhere is it stronger
Than in Albany
This colony's economy's increasingly stalling and
Honestly that's why he's just public service seems
To be calling me (Non-stop!)
I practiced the law, I practically perfected it
I've seen injustice in the world and I've corrected it
Now for a strong central democracy
If not, then I'll be Socrates
Throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities
Hamilton, at the Constitutional Convention
I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention
There as a New York junior delegate
Now what I'm going to say may sound indelicate
Goes and proposes his own form of government (What?)
His own plan for a new form of government (What?)
Talks for six hours, the convention is listless
Bright young man
Yo, who the eff is this?
Why do you always say what you believe?
Why do you always say what you believe?
Every proclamation guarantees
Free ammunition for your enemies (Awww!)
Why do you write like it's going out of style? (Hey)
Write day and night like it's going out of style? (Hey)
Every day you fight like it's going out of style
Do what you do
Alexander?
Aaron Burr, sir
Well, it's the middle of the night
Can we confer, sir?
Is this a legal matter?
Yes, and it's important to me
What do you need?
Burr, you're a better lawyer than me
Okay
I know I talk too much, I'm abrasive
You're incredible in court
You're succinct, persuasive
My client needs a strong defense
You're the solution
Who's your client?
The new U.S. Constitution?
No
Hear me out
No way!
A series of essays, anonymously published
Defending the document to the public
No one will read it
I disagree
And if it fails?
Burr, that's why we need it
The constitution's a mess
So it needs amendments
It's full of contradictions
So is independence
We have to start somewhere
No, no way
You're making a mistake
Good night
Hey
What are you waiting for?
What do you stall for? (What?)
We won the war
What was it all for?
Do you support this constitution?
Of course
Then defend it
And what if you're backing the wrong horse?
Burr, we studied and we fought and we killed
For the notion of a nation we now get to build
For once in your life, take a stand with pride
I don't understand how you stand to the side
I'll keep all my plans close to my chest
(Wait for it, wait for it, wait)
I'll wait here and see which way the wind will blow
I'm taking my time, watching the afterbirth of a nation
Watching the tension grow
I am sailing off to London
I am accompanied by someone who always pays
I have found a wealthy husband who will
Keep me in comfort for all my days
He is not a lot of fun, but there's no one
Who can match you for turn of phrase
My Alexander
Angelica
Don't forget to write
Look at where you are
Look at where you started
The fact that you're alive is a miracle
Just stay alive, that would be enough
And if your wife could share a fraction of your time
If I could grant you peace of mind
Would that be enough?
Alexander joins forces with James Madison
And John Jay to write a series of essays
Defending the new United States Constitution
Entitled The Federalist Papers
The plan was to write a total of 25 essays
The work divided evenly among the three men
In the end, they wrote 85 essays
In the span of six months
John Jay got sick after writing five
James Madison wrote 29
Hamilton wrote the other 51
How do you write like you're running out of time? (Running out of time?)
Write day and night like you're running out of time? (Running out of time?)
Every day you fight, like you're running out of time
Like you're running out of time
Are you running out of time? Awwww!
How do you write like tomorrow won't arrive?
How do you write like you need it to survive?
How do you write every second you're alive?
Every second you're alive? Every second you're alive?
They're asking me to lead
I am doing the best I can
To get the people that I need
I'm asking you to be my right-hand man (Treasury or State?)
I know it's a lot to ask (Treasury or State?)
To leave behind the world you know
Sir, do you want me to run the Treasury or State department?
Treasury
Let's go
Alexander
I have to leave
Alexander–
Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now
Helpless
They are asking me to lead
Look around, isn't this enough?
He never will be satisfied (What would be enough)
He will never be satisfied (To be satisfied)
Satisfied, satisfied
History has its eyes on you (Look around)
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (Non-stop)
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (Non-stop)
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (History has its eyes)
Why do you fight like you're running out of time? (Non-stop)
Why do you fight like
History has its eyes on you
I am not throwin' away my shot (Just you wait)
I am not throwin' away my shot (Just you wait)
I am Alexander Hamilton
Hamilton, just you wait
I am not throwin' away my shot
Seventeen. Se- se- seventeen...
Se- se- seventeen...
1789
How does the bastard orphan
Immigrant decorated war vet
Unite the colonies through more debt?
Fight the other founding fathers til he has to forfeit?
Have it all, lose it all
You ready for more yet?
Treasury Secretary. Washington's the President
Ev'ry American experiment sets a precedent
Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him
Pissed him off until we had a two-party system
You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance
‘cause he's been kickin' ass as the ambassador to France
But someone's gotta keep the American promise
You simply must meet Thomas. Thomas!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home Lord he's
Been off in Paris for so long!
Aaa-ooo!
Aaa-ooo!
France is following us to revolution
There is no more status quo
But the sun comes up and the world still spins
Aaa-ooo!
I helped Lafayette draft a declaration
Then I said, ‘I gotta go, I gotta be in Monticello.' Now the work at home begins...
Aaa-ooo!
So what'd I miss?
What'd I miss?
Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss
I've been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies...
I guess I basic'lly missed the late eighties...
I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this...
Aaa-ooo!
There's a letter on my desk from the President
Haven't even put my bags down yet
Sally be a lamb, darlin', won'tcha open it?
It says the President's assembling a cabinet
And that I am to be the Secretary of State, great!
And that I'm already Senate-approved...
I just got home and now I'm headed up to New York
Headin' to New York!
Headin' to New York!
Lookin' at the rolling fields
I can't believe that we are free
Ready to face whatever's awaiting me in N.Y.C.
But who's waitin' for me when I step in the place?
My friend James Madison, red in the face
He grabs my arm and I respond
"What's goin' on?"(Aaa-ooo!)
Thomas, we are engaged in a battle for our nation's very soul
Can you get us out of the mess we're in?(Aaa-ooo!)
Hamilton's new financial plan is nothing less than government control
I've been fighting for the South alone
Where have you been?(Aaa-ooo!)
Uh...France.
We have to win
What'd I miss?(Wha? Wha? What'd I miss?)
What'd I miss?(I've come home to this?)
Headfirst into a political abyss!(Headfirst, into the abyss!)
I have my first cabinet meeting today(Chik-a-pow!)
I guess I better think of something to say
I'm already on my way
Let's get to the bottom of this(What did I miss?)
Ahhh ah!
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
Mr. Jefferson? Alexander Hamilton
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home Mr. Jefferson, welcome home Sir, you've been off in Paris for so long!
So what did I miss?
Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world tonight
But you're here with us in New York City
Are you ready for a cabinet meeting, huh?
The issue on the table, Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank
Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less
These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em
Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em (ow)
But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now, place your bets as to who that benefits
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits
Oh, if the shoe fits, wear it
If New York's in debt, why should Virginia bear it?
Uh, our debts are paid, I'm afraid
Don't tax the South 'cause we got it made in the shade
In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground
We create, you just wanna move our money around
This financial plan is an outrageous demand
And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand
Stand with me in the land of the free and pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy
Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whisky
Thank you, Secretary Jefferson
Secretary Hamilton, your response
Thomas, that was a real nice declaration
Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation
Would you like to join us, or stay mellow
Doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?
If we assume the debts, the union gets new line of credit, a financial diuretic
How do you not get it, if we're aggressive and competitive
The union gets a boost, you'd rather give it a sedative?
A civics lesson from a slaver, hey neighbor
Your debts are paid 'cause you don't pay for labor
"We plant seeds in the South. We create." Yeah, keep ranting
We know who's really doing the planting
And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment
Don't lecture me about the war, you didn't fight in it
You think I'm frightened of you, man?
We almost died in a trench
While you were off getting high with the French
Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President
Reticent there isn't a plan he doesn't jettison
Madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine
Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in
Sittin' there useless as two shits
Hey, turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits
Excuse me, Madison, Jefferson, take a walk
Hamilton, take a walk, we're gonna reconvene after a brief recess, Hamilton
Sir
A word
You don't have the votes (you don't have the votes)
Aha-ha-ha ha
You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes
Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder
Why he even brings the thunder
You wanna pull yourself together?
I'm sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather
Young man, I'm from Virginia, so watch your mouth
So we let Congress get held hostage by the South?
You need the votes
No, we need bold strokes, we need this plan (no, you need to convince more folks)
James Madison won't talk to me, that's a nonstarter
Ah, winning was easy, young man, governing's harder
They're being intransigent
You have to find a compromise
But they don't have a plan, they just hate mine (convince them otherwise)
And what happens if I don't get congressional approval?
I imagine they'll call for your removal
Sir
Figure it out, Alexander, that's an order from your commander
Un deux trois quatre
Cinq six sept huit neuf (Un deux trois quatre)
(Cinq six sept huit neuf)
Good! Un deux trois quatre
Cinq six sept huit neuf (Un deux trois quatre)
(Cinq six sept huit neuf)
Sept huit neuf
(Sept huit neuf)
Sept huit neuf
(Sept huit neuf)
One two three four five six seven eight nine!
My dearest, Angelica
"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day"
I trust you'll understand the reference to
Another Scottish tragedy without my having to name the play
They think me Macbeth, and ambition is my folly
I'm a polymath, a pain in the ass, a massive pain
Madison is Banquo, Jefferson's Macduff
And Birnam Wood is Congress on its way to Dunsinane
And there you are, an ocean away
Do you have to live an ocean away?
Thoughts of you subside
Then I get another letter
And I cannot put the notion away…
Take a break
I am on my way
There's a little surprise before supper
And it cannot wait
I'll be there in just a minute, save my plate
Alexander
Okay, okay
Your son is nine years old today
He has something he'd like to say
He's been practicing all day
Philip, take it away
Daddy, daddy, look
My name is Philip
I am a poet
I wrote this poem just to show it
And I just turned nine
You can write rhymes
But you can't write mine
(What!)
I practice French
And play piano with my mother
(Uh-huh!)
I have a sister, but I want a little brother
(Okay!)
My daddy's trying to start America's bank
Un deux trois quatre cinq!
(Bravo!)
Take a break
Hey, our kid is pretty great
Run away with us for the summer
Let's go upstate
Eliza, I've got so much on my plate
We can all go stay with my father
There's a lake I know…
I know
In a nearby park
I'd love to go
You and I can go when the night gets dark…
I will try to get away
My dearest Alexander
You must get through to Jefferson
Sit down with him and compromise
Don't stop 'til you agree
Your fav'rite older sister
Angelica, reminds you
There's someone in your corner all the way across the sea
In a letter I received from you two weeks ago
I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase
It changed the meaning. Did you intend this?
One stroke and you've consumed my waking days
It says:
"My dearest Angelica"
With a comma after "dearest"
You've written
"My dearest, Angelica."
Anyway, all this to say
I'm coming home this summer
At my sister's invitation
I'll be there with your fam'ly
If you make your way upstate
I know you're very busy
I know your work's important
But I'm crossing the ocean and I just can't wait
You won't be an ocean away
You will only be a moment away…
Alexander, come downstairs
Angelica's arriving today!
Angelica!
Eliza!
The Schuyler sisters!
Alexander
Hi
It's good to see your face
Angelica, tell this man John Adams spends the summer with his family
Angelica, tell my wife John Adams doesn't have a real job anyway
…you're not joining us? Wait
I'm afraid I cannot join you upstate
Alexander, I came all this way
She came all this way
All this way
Take a break
You know I have to get my plan through Congress
Run away with us for the summer
Let's go upstate
I lose my job if we don't get this plan through Congress
We can all go stay with our father
There's a lake I know
(I know I'll miss your face)
In a nearby park
(Screw your courage to the sticking place)
You and I can go
(Eliza's right)
Take a break and get away (Take a break)
(Run away with us for the summer)
Let's go upstate (Let's go upstate)
Where we can stay
(We can all go stay with our father)
(If you take your time)
Look around, look around
(You will make your mark)
At how lucky we are to be alive right now
(Close your eyes and dream)
We can go
When the night gets dark (When the night gets dark)
Take a break (Take a break)
I have to get my plan through Congress
I can't stop until I get this plan through Congress
(Do you wanna rp?)
There's nothing like summer in the city
Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty
There's trouble in the air, you can smell it
And Alexander's by himself
I'll let him tell it
I hadn't slept in a week
I was weak, I was awake
You've never seen a bastard orphan
More in need of a break
Longing for Angelica
Missing my wife
That's when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life
She said
I know you are a man of honor
I'm so sorry to bother you at home
But I don't know where to go
And I came here all alone
She said
My husband's doin' me wrong
Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me
Suddenly he's up and gone
I don't have the means to go on
So I offered her a loan
I offered to walk her home, she said
(You're too kind, sir)
I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away
She lived a block away, she said
(This one's mine, sir)
Then I said, "Well, I should head back home"
She turned red, she led me to her bed
Let her legs spread and said
(Stay?)
Hey...
(Hey)
That's when I began to pray:
Lord, show me how to say no to this
I don't know how to say no to this
But my God, she looks so helpless
And her body's saying, "hell, yes"
No, show me how to say no to this (Whoa)
I don't know how to say no to this
In my mind, I'm trynna go (Go, go, go!)
Then her mouth is on mine, and I don't say (No! No!)
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
I wish I could say that was the last time
I said that last time, it became a pastime
A month into this endeavor
I received a letter from a Mr. James Reynolds
Even better, it said
Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
In the pockets of people like me
Down on their luck
You see, that was my wife who you decided to
Fu—
Uh-oh!
You made the wrong sucker a cuckold
So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled
And hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife
If the price is right
If not, I'm telling your wife
I hid the letter and I raced to her place
Screamed "How could you?" in her face
She said
(No, sir!)
Half dressed, apologetic
A mess, she looked pathetic
She cried
(Please don't go, sir!)
So was your whole story a setup?
(I don't know about any letter!)
Stop crying goddamnit, get up!
(I didn't know any better!)
I am ruined
(Please don't leave me with him)
I am helpless (I am helpless)
How could I do this?
Just give him what he wants and you can have me (I don't want you)
Whatever you want (I don't want you)
If you pay you can stay (I don't-)
Lord, show me how to say no to this (Tonight)
I don't know how to say no to this
But the situation's helpless (Helpless)
And her body's screaming "hell, yes"
No, show me how to say no to this! (Whoa!)
How can I say no to this?
There is nowhere I can go (Go, go, go!)
When her body's on mine I do not say
(No!)
Yes!
Yes... (Say no to this)
(No!) Yes!
Yes... (Say no to this)
(No!) Yes!
Yes... (Say no to this)
(No!) Yes!
Yes! (Say no to this!)
Say no to this, I don't say no to this
There is nowhere I can go (Go, go, go)
So?
Nobody needs to know
(Yeah)
I hate it when people say "I didn't ask" but I think I might start saying it bc people needa keep certain things to themselves.
Can you shut the fuck up this is a vent bot a joke post retard.
Wow you are very dumb
Did you ban me from talk and chill? Answer my question don't try and ignore me.
nice, buddy, keep up the good work
Why am I banned from talk and chill?
Bored.
Its 10 pm at night
I still have a fever
Im fucking freezing
Im going to take a bath and listen to the Hamilton soundtrack
Yum
Wh-
"Yum"??
its my thing
@Lawkie
F I S H B O I.
ooooooooooooo
who is you using?
owenn
that's what I figured lol-
lol
two fish bois
is anyone online rn?
No
I am not
then I guess you don't want fish boi.
thats
Righ
I don't
.....
;-;
lol
know what? funk it. i getting on here anyways.
why?
cuz my parents cant strip me of friends.
hehehehe idiots.
...*sigh*
when i was like 6- i told my mom
"I'm never dying my hair blonde! And If I do- I'll buy you you're dream car when I'm older."
....her dream car is a Mercedes 650.
It cost.
$202,550
....nat..
you screwed up.
you could prob buy a house with that
EXACTLY
I DIED MY HAIR BLONDE IN JULY
haha
get rekt
*sob*
lols
blame 6 yr old you
ill help when i get older
lol
@Lawkie-Flicker's harem of anime womenz-
oooo
flicker would certainly like this XD
Pft-Oki do you wanna start or me?
you startt
Okiiiiiii-
Vivienne was sitting in an armchair across from Flicker, knees to her chest as she squirmed nervously, picking at the chair and looking away from Flicker
"Just...what we talked about, Ok? J-Just to help with my anxiety-"
flicker: mhm
My nose bled randomly in class once… yeah. That’s-that’s cool.
anyone wanna rp?
Thats n-
Thats not correct-
That’s not accurate 🥺
thats what im SAYIN
thats gay men flaggo
yeah
Well actually its just the gay flag period but whatever
yee
bruj
can i help you
wdym
why'd you say bruh
.-.
when i say bruh i mean this
My cousin and i have swapped pronouns (sort of)
Because he's a he/him non binary person
But Im a they/them trans boy >:l
He also shames me for being gay and turn around and use gay as an umbrella term.. also he supports billy eyelash and likes riverdale and says he's emo for wearing black and beanies so..
I’ve had many near death experiences so here’s some of those:
Almost run over by a motorcycle while getting off a school bus but was luckily pulled back by a teacher/supervisor.
Almost choked on some cheese from a mozzarella stick. (No joke my face was turning purple and my sister had no idea what was happening)
Almost fell out of a window as a child and was caught by my mother. (I wasn’t the brightest of stars back then.)
Almost drowned cause I drifted to the deep end of the pool getting saved by my swim instructor.
Almost got into a car crash because another driver was being stupid.
And uh the rest are basically me repeating those mistakes and almost getting run over or choking etc.
huh
i almost fell off a clift
lolol
i also almost got hit by a car
lolol
i choked
on ice
when i was 1-
lololol
i have more stories
lol. Oh one I forgot was GLASS. I almost got killed by glass many times. Glass and me to not mix.
lol
did you know Dolly Parton entered a Dolly Parton look-alike competition and lost?
GASP-
JOLENE, JOLENE- JOLENE- JOLENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
OH IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY MANNN-
i bug my sister with that song-
lol
Hashtag gam er moment
#Gamermoment