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today

I saw my toad, toby

flattened on the ground, face holey

I patted his head, my hand drowned in red

as I watched my toad squelch into my hand

his eyes bulged, my insides roared

nausea kicking in as my stomach folds

and toby, my toad, my beautiful toad, laid back to be flattened right there on the road

Rip Toby the Toad. I’m sorry for your loss.

was my poem good

Yes, I actually really like it. Poems are really cool because they usually have a meaning behind them. I haven’t heard one in a while though, yours is especially cool and quite creative!

it was off the top of my head

Really, I’m not very good at poems, I probably couldn’t right one off the top. I took a poetry class and let’s say I didn’t get a good grade.

WHY DID MY JAW DROP-

THATS JUST

MESSED UP-

i like writing abt dead things

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im not surprised cause ur a little emo child

emo child

right

:D

no :(

no emo?

cookie

run 

kid?

I maxe onw too

Yum

Cabin likes very much!

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Ichiro


Y e s

delinquent

;-;

Name (Nickname): Akira Akifumi

Age: ??? (Looks 21)

Gender: F

Race: White

Build: Extremely skinny

Body Type: O-

Physical Frame: broad shoulders, deformed like waist (looks as if it’s in a knot)

Height: 5’11”

Weight: 187 - Despite being unnaturally skinny

Hair: Short, straight, blue

Eyes: White, as if she were blind (She isn’t)

Habits: Smiles WAY to much.

Gestures/Mannerisms - Small

Demeanor/Carriage/Gait: Suspicious, eerie, unnerving

Voice: Speaks in very broken English

Style: Her style is what one would describe as “Homeless dude off the street who hasn’t showered in 25 years”

Clothing: Tattered t-shirt with many bandages underneath, dark blue stained pants.

Loves/Favorites: Meat, nature

Hates: Pineapples (Her skin is way weaker than a humans, so pineapple can burn her.), people

Hobbies: Walk/Hike, Stargaze

Talents/Skills: Running, Killing, tearing

Hopes/Dreams: None.

Fears/Nightmares: Pineapple, and the public

Best Quality: Takes care of the nature around her to her best ability.

Greatest Flaw: She scares others very easily.

Character Strengths: Athletic, slightly strong

Quirks: Creepy

How does the character picture himself/herself? She thinks of herself as a weakling.

How do others see him/her? Terrifying.

Most valued possession: The forest she lives in.

Current motivation: Survival

How does he/she view the future and/or the past? Regret

What is his/her philosophy on life and death? Death = Life

What kind of energy level do they usually have? Mood Swings

How does he/she show and/or handle: love, affection, grief, pain, anger, sadness, conflict, change, loss? She kills and goes on an emotional craze.

Does he/she have a temper? Yes, Definitely, Absolutely.

How does he/she respond to the surrounding world, the ‘unfamiliar,’ and other people in general? Judgmental and kinda scared

Polite or rude? A mix of both, more on the rude side.

Stingy or generous? Mostly generous

What kind of ‘public’ face does he/she display? Put up a front

Leader or a follower? Either or.

More happy by themselves or in a group? By herself.

Does he/she have any addictions/dependencies/fixations/fetishes/ or other strange behavior? No

Setting: 2021, in a unlocated forest.

Occupation: None

Educational background/other learning experiences: None

Intelligence Level: Acts as if 86, actually is 107.

Family: ??? (Raised till 8 then abandoned.

Friends: None - yet

Backstory: ???

Physical Strength: Little, a bit above average.

Coordination/Reflexes: Very good.

Fighting Style: Wild, almost serial killer like.

Unusual Abilities/Powers: None…?

Weapons/Other Gear: Sometimes uses objects around her.

Sorry if this is inconsistent or bad, mad this on the spot.

I fuckimg hate motidications so fucking much leave me alsone to play my gaked why fo you do this to me i haven't done anything i dont deserve this /j 

#Gotmylifethreatenedbyacrackheadandnowimscaredpleasehelpme

today i laid in my bed 

it was fun cause it was quiet

and I didn't cry

cool-

looki

cool its pure vanila

yeah

my friend is making me draw them

pure vanilla is not as cool as pancake

i prefer creme puff

Chopped?

yes

How are you feeling?

ok

Well it’s better then bad! I hope you get better, if there is anything I can help with, I’m here.

Hashtag gamer moment 

for the past four days i have survived off of nothing but cherry halls and water 

God can kiss my ass and bow before me

Im takin over this playpark 

I also had popcorn and French fries yesterday but thats besides the point.

🌸

Pᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ

🌸

Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ Nᴀᴍᴇ ; Angelina Nizra Qurran

Pʀᴏɴᴜɴᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ; Angel-ina neez-ra quar-ran

Sᴘᴇᴄɪᴇs ; elf

Gᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ; Female (she/her)

Aɢᴇ ; 18

Bɪʀᴛʜ Dᴀᴛᴇ ; 8/9/2003

Oᴄᴄᴜᴘᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ; student/gardener

Aᴄᴄᴇɴᴛ ; english

Zᴏᴅɪᴀᴄ ; leo

Hᴏʙʙɪᴇs ; planting,drawing,making music

Hᴀʙɪᴛ﹙s﹚ ; playing with her ears

Aᴅᴅɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ﹙s﹚ ; none

Pʜᴏʙɪᴀ﹙s﹚ ; snakes

🌸

Lᴏᴠᴇ Lɪғᴇ

🌸

Sᴇxᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ; Lesbian

Pᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ; none 

Pʀᴇғᴇʀʀᴇᴅ Pᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ ; none

Pᴀsᴛ Lᴏᴠᴇʀs ; 1 but we don't talk ab her..

🌸

Rᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘs

🌸

Pᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ; ERrOr

Sɪʙʟɪɴɢs ; erRoR

Cʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ; none 

Fʀɪᴇɴᴅs ; a rabbit and a chipmunk (they help her garden)

🌸

Hᴇɪɢʜᴛ ; 5'4

Eʏᴇs Cᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ;blue

Hᴀɪʀ Cᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ; pink

Sᴋɪɴ ; dark-tan

Cʟᴏᴛʜᴇs ; normally wears dresses

🌸

Aʙsᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ

🌸

Lɪᴋᴇs ; the sky at afternoon time,music,taking long walks at night

Lᴏᴠᴇs ; going to the city to find some room decor, petting random animals, gardening

Sᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ Aᴛ ; painting,cooking,gardening,running in heels

Pᴏsɪᴛɪᴠᴇ Aᴛᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛᴇ ; nice,shy, environmentally friendly

Dɪsʟɪᴋᴇs ;snakes,the colour bright orange,not being prepared

Hᴀᴛᴇs ;rlly hot weather,loud noises,when she can't find things

Nᴇɢᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ Aᴛᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛᴇ ; can be violent when mad

🌸

Exᴛʀᴀ

🌸

Pɪᴇʀᴄɪɴɢ﹙s﹚ ; none

Tᴀᴛᴛᴏᴏ﹙s﹚ ; none 

Sᴄᴀʀs Oʀ Aɴʏ Pᴀsᴛ Iɴᴊᴜʀɪᴇs ; one on her leg from a gardening accident

Pᴇᴛ﹙s﹚ ; a chipmunk and a rabbit (and a couple more) but she doesn't think of them as pets more of friends

Pᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ ; sweet,caring,violent,nice,quiet when you first meet her

Pᴀsᴛ ; ErOrr

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Lovely picrew.

Ty, would you like the link?

sure

https://picrew.me/image_maker/69653

PRETTY

Ty

Mother has returned from vacation! (And getting my phone taken away) TvT

MUMMMMMMMSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

Hello my child :>

Mumsy do you wanna rp with meeeeeee? 

sure lol

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

mumsyyy

TvT

I MISSED YOU

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I MISSED U TOO

MUMSYYYY

hiya

HOW R U?

I'm good wbu?

guddd

Oh, hello mother

HI MUM

HIIIIIIIIIII 

ZADDY

i mean

mummy

mommy- i mean mommy- i mean mommy- oh my god sorry i mean mommy-

SEE I KNEW U WERE SUS 

mommy

i mean

mommy-

O-O I always knew you were the sus one

im the sus child.

MUMZZZZZZZ

*smiles wide* I got a pendulum and it said me and my crush will be friends

Hush now, hide, all you little ones

Rush now, into the middle of nowhere

Singing and laughter will die

Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King

When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh

Quiet, crawl to the in-between

Silent, secretive feeling

Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies

You will bring joy to the Nowhere King

When he sees the light leaving your eyes...

Queenie look on Discord I have something to ask you! 

YESSSSSSSSSE I LOVE THAT SONG 

gaspeth you've watched centaurworlddd

YEP :>

YAYYYY Who's ur favorite character?

Glendale and that tree who kept moving its legs but I forgot it's name-

Anyone wanna rp?

PLEASE
THATS MY MOM

BUT FIGHTING WITH ME

BWWHHAHAAHHAHA

lmaoo

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I'm just watching Centaurworld on Netflix and this is actually one of the best things I have ever seen... well there's some fart jokes but that's pretty much it.

I kinda look like the hampter meme 🚶🏾

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After the war I went back to New York
A-after the war I went back to New York
I finished up my studies and I practiced law
I practiced law, Burr worked next door

Even though we started at the very same time
Alexander Hamilton began to climb
How to account for his rise to the top?
Man, the man is non-stop

Gentlemen of the jury, I'm curious, bear with me
Are you aware that we're making hist'ry?
This is the first murder trial of our brand-new nation
The liberty behind deliberation (Non-stop!)
I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt
With my assistant counsel

Co-counsel
Hamilton, sit down
Our client Levi Weeks is innocent
Call your first witness
That's all you had to say

Okay
One more thing–

Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Soon that attitude may be your doom!

Why do you write like you're running out of time?
Write day and night like you're running out of time?
Every day you fight, like you're running out of time
Keep on fighting, in the meantime-
(Non-stop!)

Corruption's such an old song that we can sing
Along in harmony and nowhere is it stronger
Than in Albany
This colony's economy's increasingly stalling and
Honestly that's why he's just public service seems
To be calling me (Non-stop!)

I practiced the law, I practically perfected it
I've seen injustice in the world and I've corrected it
Now for a strong central democracy
If not, then I'll be Socrates
Throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities

Hamilton, at the Constitutional Convention
I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention
There as a New York junior delegate
Now what I'm going to say may sound indelicate

Goes and proposes his own form of government (What?)
His own plan for a new form of government (What?)
Talks for six hours, the convention is listless
Bright young man
Yo, who the eff is this?

Why do you always say what you believe?
Why do you always say what you believe?
Every proclamation guarantees
Free ammunition for your enemies (Awww!)

Why do you write like it's going out of style? (Hey)
Write day and night like it's going out of style? (Hey)
Every day you fight like it's going out of style
Do what you do

Alexander?
Aaron Burr, sir
Well, it's the middle of the night
Can we confer, sir?
Is this a legal matter?
Yes, and it's important to me
What do you need?

Burr, you're a better lawyer than me
Okay
I know I talk too much, I'm abrasive
You're incredible in court
You're succinct, persuasive
My client needs a strong defense
You're the solution

Who's your client?
The new U.S. Constitution?
No
Hear me out
No way!
A series of essays, anonymously published
Defending the document to the public

No one will read it
I disagree
And if it fails?
Burr, that's why we need it
The constitution's a mess
So it needs amendments
It's full of contradictions
So is independence
We have to start somewhere
No, no way
You're making a mistake

Good night
Hey
What are you waiting for?
What do you stall for? (What?)
We won the war
What was it all for?
Do you support this constitution?
Of course
Then defend it

And what if you're backing the wrong horse?
Burr, we studied and we fought and we killed
For the notion of a nation we now get to build
For once in your life, take a stand with pride
I don't understand how you stand to the side

I'll keep all my plans close to my chest
(Wait for it, wait for it, wait)
I'll wait here and see which way the wind will blow
I'm taking my time, watching the afterbirth of a nation
Watching the tension grow
I am sailing off to London
I am accompanied by someone who always pays
I have found a wealthy husband who will
Keep me in comfort for all my days
He is not a lot of fun, but there's no one
Who can match you for turn of phrase
My Alexander
Angelica
Don't forget to write

Look at where you are
Look at where you started
The fact that you're alive is a miracle
Just stay alive, that would be enough
And if your wife could share a fraction of your time
If I could grant you peace of mind
Would that be enough?

Alexander joins forces with James Madison
And John Jay to write a series of essays
Defending the new United States Constitution
Entitled The Federalist Papers
The plan was to write a total of 25 essays
The work divided evenly among the three men
In the end, they wrote 85 essays
In the span of six months
John Jay got sick after writing five
James Madison wrote 29
Hamilton wrote the other 51

How do you write like you're running out of time? (Running out of time?)
Write day and night like you're running out of time? (Running out of time?)
Every day you fight, like you're running out of time
Like you're running out of time
Are you running out of time? Awwww!

How do you write like tomorrow won't arrive?
How do you write like you need it to survive?
How do you write every second you're alive?
Every second you're alive? Every second you're alive?

They're asking me to lead
I am doing the best I can
To get the people that I need
I'm asking you to be my right-hand man (Treasury or State?)
I know it's a lot to ask (Treasury or State?)
To leave behind the world you know

Sir, do you want me to run the Treasury or State department?
Treasury
Let's go

Alexander
I have to leave
Alexander–
Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now
Helpless

They are asking me to lead
Look around, isn't this enough?
He never will be satisfied (What would be enough)
He will never be satisfied (To be satisfied)
Satisfied, satisfied

History has its eyes on you (Look around)
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (Non-stop)

Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (Non-stop)
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room? (History has its eyes)
Why do you fight like you're running out of time? (Non-stop)
Why do you fight like

History has its eyes on you
I am not throwin' away my shot (Just you wait)
I am not throwin' away my shot (Just you wait)
I am Alexander Hamilton
Hamilton, just you wait
I am not throwin' away my shot

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Seventeen. Se- se- seventeen...
Se- se- seventeen...

1789

How does the bastard orphan
Immigrant decorated war vet
Unite the colonies through more debt?
Fight the other founding fathers til he has to forfeit?
Have it all, lose it all
You ready for more yet?

Treasury Secretary. Washington's the President
Ev'ry American experiment sets a precedent
Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him
Pissed him off until we had a two-party system

You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance
‘cause he's been kickin' ass as the ambassador to France
But someone's gotta keep the American promise
You simply must meet Thomas. Thomas!

Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home Lord he's
Been off in Paris for so long!
Aaa-ooo!
Aaa-ooo!

France is following us to revolution
There is no more status quo
But the sun comes up and the world still spins

Aaa-ooo!

I helped Lafayette draft a declaration
Then I said,                                                                                                             ‘I gotta go, I gotta be in Monticello.' Now the work at home begins...

Aaa-ooo!

So what'd I miss?
What'd I miss?
Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss
I've been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies...
I guess I basic'lly missed the late eighties...
I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this...

Aaa-ooo!

There's a letter on my desk from the President
Haven't even put my bags down yet
Sally be a lamb, darlin', won'tcha open it?
It says the President's assembling a cabinet
And that I am to be the Secretary of State, great!
And that I'm already Senate-approved...
I just got home and now I'm headed up to New York

Headin' to New York!
Headin' to New York!

Lookin' at the rolling fields
I can't believe that we are free
Ready to face whatever's awaiting me in N.Y.C.

But who's waitin' for me when I step in the place?
My friend James Madison, red in the face
He grabs my arm and I respond
"What's goin' on?"(Aaa-ooo!)

Thomas, we are engaged in a battle for our nation's very soul
Can you get us out of the mess we're in?(Aaa-ooo!)
Hamilton's new financial plan is nothing less than government control
I've been fighting for the South alone
Where have you been?(Aaa-ooo!) 

Uh...France.

We have to win

What'd I miss?(Wha? Wha? What'd I miss?)
What'd I miss?(I've come home to this?)
Headfirst into a political abyss!(Headfirst, into the abyss!)
I have my first cabinet meeting today(Chik-a-pow!)
I guess I better think of something to say
I'm already on my way
Let's get to the bottom of this(What did I miss?)

Ahhh ah!

Mr. Jefferson, welcome home

Mr. Jefferson? Alexander Hamilton

Mr. Jefferson, welcome home                                                                              Mr. Jefferson, welcome home                                                                                Sir, you've been off in Paris for so long!

So what did I miss?


Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world tonight
But you're here with us in New York City
Are you ready for a cabinet meeting, huh?

The issue on the table, Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank
Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less
These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em
Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em (ow)

But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now, place your bets as to who that benefits
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits

Oh, if the shoe fits, wear it
If New York's in debt, why should Virginia bear it?
Uh, our debts are paid, I'm afraid
Don't tax the South 'cause we got it made in the shade
In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground
We create, you just wanna move our money around
This financial plan is an outrageous demand
And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand
Stand with me in the land of the free and pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy
Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whisky

Thank you, Secretary Jefferson
Secretary Hamilton, your response

Thomas, that was a real nice declaration
Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation
Would you like to join us, or stay mellow
Doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?
If we assume the debts, the union gets new line of credit, a financial diuretic
How do you not get it, if we're aggressive and competitive
The union gets a boost, you'd rather give it a sedative?
A civics lesson from a slaver, hey neighbor
Your debts are paid 'cause you don't pay for labor
"We plant seeds in the South. We create." Yeah, keep ranting
We know who's really doing the planting
And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment
Don't lecture me about the war, you didn't fight in it
You think I'm frightened of you, man?
We almost died in a trench
While you were off getting high with the French
Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President
Reticent there isn't a plan he doesn't jettison
Madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine
Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in
Sittin' there useless as two shits
Hey, turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits

Excuse me, Madison, Jefferson, take a walk
Hamilton, take a walk, we're gonna reconvene after a brief recess, Hamilton

Sir

A word

You don't have the votes (you don't have the votes)

Aha-ha-ha ha

You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes
Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder

Why he even brings the thunder

You wanna pull yourself together?

I'm sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather

Young man, I'm from Virginia, so watch your mouth

So we let Congress get held hostage by the South?

You need the votes

No, we need bold strokes, we need this plan (no, you need to convince more folks)

James Madison won't talk to me, that's a nonstarter

Ah, winning was easy, young man, governing's harder

They're being intransigent

You have to find a compromise

But they don't have a plan, they just hate mine (convince them otherwise)

And what happens if I don't get congressional approval?

I imagine they'll call for your removal

Sir

Figure it out, Alexander, that's an order from your commander

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Un deux trois quatre
Cinq six sept huit neuf (Un deux trois quatre)
(Cinq six sept huit neuf)
Good! Un deux trois quatre
Cinq six sept huit neuf (Un deux trois quatre)
(Cinq six sept huit neuf)
Sept huit neuf
(Sept huit neuf)
Sept huit neuf
(Sept huit neuf)

One two three four five six seven eight nine!

My dearest, Angelica
"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day"
I trust you'll understand the reference to
Another Scottish tragedy without my having to name the play
They think me Macbeth, and ambition is my folly
I'm a polymath, a pain in the ass, a massive pain
Madison is Banquo, Jefferson's Macduff
And Birnam Wood is Congress on its way to Dunsinane

And there you are, an ocean away
Do you have to live an ocean away?
Thoughts of you subside
Then I get another letter
And I cannot put the notion away…

Take a break

I am on my way

There's a little surprise before supper
And it cannot wait

I'll be there in just a minute, save my plate

Alexander

Okay, okay

Your son is nine years old today
He has something he'd like to say
He's been practicing all day
Philip, take it away

Daddy, daddy, look
My name is Philip
I am a poet
I wrote this poem just to show it
And I just turned nine
You can write rhymes
But you can't write mine
(What!)
I practice French
And play piano with my mother
(Uh-huh!)
I have a sister, but I want a little brother
(Okay!)
My daddy's trying to start America's bank
Un deux trois quatre cinq!
(Bravo!)

Take a break

Hey, our kid is pretty great

Run away with us for the summer
Let's go upstate

Eliza, I've got so much on my plate

We can all go stay with my father
There's a lake I know…

I know

In a nearby park

I'd love to go

You and I can go when the night gets dark…

I will try to get away

My dearest Alexander
You must get through to Jefferson
Sit down with him and compromise
Don't stop 'til you agree
Your fav'rite older sister
Angelica, reminds you
There's someone in your corner all the way across the sea

In a letter I received from you two weeks ago
I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase
It changed the meaning. Did you intend this?
One stroke and you've consumed my waking days
It says:

"My dearest Angelica"

With a comma after "dearest"
You've written

"My dearest, Angelica."

Anyway, all this to say
I'm coming home this summer
At my sister's invitation
I'll be there with your fam'ly
If you make your way upstate
I know you're very busy
I know your work's important
But I'm crossing the ocean and I just can't wait

You won't be an ocean away
You will only be a moment away…

Alexander, come downstairs
Angelica's arriving today!

Angelica!

Eliza!

The Schuyler sisters!

Alexander

Hi

It's good to see your face

Angelica, tell this man John Adams spends the summer with his family

Angelica, tell my wife John Adams doesn't have a real job anyway

…you're not joining us? Wait

I'm afraid I cannot join you upstate

Alexander, I came all this way

She came all this way

All this way

Take a break

You know I have to get my plan through Congress

Run away with us for the summer
Let's go upstate

I lose my job if we don't get this plan through Congress

We can all go stay with our father

There's a lake I know
(I know I'll miss your face)
In a nearby park
(Screw your courage to the sticking place)
You and I can go
(Eliza's right)
Take a break and get away (Take a break)
(Run away with us for the summer)
Let's go upstate (Let's go upstate)
Where we can stay
(We can all go stay with our father)
(If you take your time)
Look around, look around
(You will make your mark)
At how lucky we are to be alive right now
(Close your eyes and dream)
We can go
When the night gets dark (When the night gets dark)
Take a break (Take a break)

I have to get my plan through Congress
I can't stop until I get this plan through Congress

(Do you wanna rp?) 

There's nothing like summer in the city
Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty
There's trouble in the air, you can smell it
And Alexander's by himself
I'll let him tell it

I hadn't slept in a week
I was weak, I was awake
You've never seen a bastard orphan
More in need of a break
Longing for Angelica
Missing my wife
That's when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life
She said

I know you are a man of honor
I'm so sorry to bother you at home
But I don't know where to go
And I came here all alone

She said

My husband's doin' me wrong
Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me
Suddenly he's up and gone
I don't have the means to go on

So I offered her a loan
I offered to walk her home, she said
(You're too kind, sir)
I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away
She lived a block away, she said
(This one's mine, sir)

Then I said, "Well, I should head back home"
She turned red, she led me to her bed
Let her legs spread and said
(Stay?)
Hey...
(Hey)
That's when I began to pray:

Lord, show me how to say no to this
I don't know how to say no to this
But my God, she looks so helpless
And her body's saying, "hell, yes"

No, show me how to say no to this (Whoa)
I don't know how to say no to this
In my mind, I'm trynna go (Go, go, go!)
Then her mouth is on mine, and I don't say (No! No!)

Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!

I wish I could say that was the last time
I said that last time, it became a pastime
A month into this endeavor
I received a letter from a Mr. James Reynolds
Even better, it said

Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
In the pockets of people like me
Down on their luck
You see, that was my wife who you decided to

Fu—

Uh-oh!
You made the wrong sucker a cuckold
So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled
And hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife
If the price is right
If not, I'm telling your wife

I hid the letter and I raced to her place
Screamed "How could you?" in her face
She said
(No, sir!)
Half dressed, apologetic
A mess, she looked pathetic
She cried
(Please don't go, sir!)

So was your whole story a setup?
(I don't know about any letter!)
Stop crying goddamnit, get up!
(I didn't know any better!)
I am ruined
(Please don't leave me with him)
I am helpless (I am helpless)
How could I do this?

Just give him what he wants and you can have me (I don't want you)
Whatever you want (I don't want you)
If you pay you can stay (I don't-)

Lord, show me how to say no to this (Tonight)
I don't know how to say no to this
But the situation's helpless (Helpless)
And her body's screaming "hell, yes"

No, show me how to say no to this! (Whoa!)
How can I say no to this?
There is nowhere I can go (Go, go, go!)
When her body's on mine I do not say
(No!)

Yes!
Yes... (Say no to this)
(No!) Yes!
Yes... (Say no to this)
(No!) Yes!
Yes... (Say no to this)
(No!) Yes!
Yes! (Say no to this!)

Say no to this, I don't say no to this
There is nowhere I can go (Go, go, go)

So?

Nobody needs to know

(Yeah)

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I hate it when people say "I didn't ask" but I think I might start saying it bc people needa keep certain things to themselves.

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Can you shut the fuck up this is a vent bot a joke post retard.

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Wow you are very dumb

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Did you ban me from talk and chill? Answer my question don't try and ignore me.

nice, buddy, keep up the good work

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Why am I banned from talk and chill?

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Bored.

(+2)

Its 10 pm at night 

I still have a fever 

Im fucking freezing

Im going to take a bath and listen to the Hamilton soundtrack

Yum

Wh-

"Yum"??

its my thing 

(+1)

@Lawkie 

F I S H  B O I. 

(-1)

ooooooooooooo

(-1)

who is you using? 

(-1)

owenn

that's what I figured lol-

lol

two fish bois

is anyone online rn? 

No 

I am not

then I guess you don't want fish boi. 

thats

Righ

I don't 


.....

;-;

lol

know what? funk it. i getting on here anyways.

why?

cuz my parents cant strip me of friends.

hehehehe idiots.

...*sigh*

when i was like 6- i told my mom

"I'm never dying my hair blonde! And If I do- I'll buy you you're dream car when I'm older."

....her dream car is a Mercedes 650.

It cost.

$202,550

....nat..

you screwed up.

you could prob buy a house with that

EXACTLY

I DIED MY HAIR BLONDE IN JULY

haha

get rekt

*sob*

lols

blame 6 yr old you

ill help when i get older

lol

@Lawkie-Flicker's harem of anime womenz- 

oooo

flicker would certainly like this XD

Pft-Oki do you wanna start or me? 

you startt

Okiiiiiii- 

Vivienne was sitting in an armchair across from Flicker, knees to her chest as she squirmed nervously, picking at the chair and looking away from Flicker 

"Just...what we talked about, Ok? J-Just to help with my anxiety-"

flicker: mhm

My nose bled randomly in class once… yeah. That’s-that’s cool.

anyone wanna rp?

Thats n-

Thats not correct-

That’s not accurate 🥺

thats what im SAYIN 

thats gay men flaggo

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yeah 

Well actually its just the gay flag period but whatever 

yee

bruj

can i help you 

wdym

why'd you say bruh

.-.

whe

when i say bruh i mean this

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My cousin and i have swapped pronouns (sort of)

Because he's a he/him non binary person 

But Im a they/them trans boy >:l 

He also shames me for being gay and turn around and use gay as an umbrella term.. also he supports billy eyelash and likes riverdale and says he's emo for wearing black and beanies so.. 

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I’ve had many near death experiences so here’s some of those:

Almost run over by a motorcycle while getting off a school bus but was luckily pulled back by a teacher/supervisor.

Almost choked on some cheese from a mozzarella stick. (No joke my face was turning purple and my sister had no idea what was happening)

Almost fell out of a window as a child and was caught by my mother. (I wasn’t the brightest of stars back then.)

Almost drowned cause I drifted to the deep end of the pool getting saved by my swim instructor.

Almost got into a car crash because another driver was being stupid.

And uh the rest are basically me repeating those mistakes and almost getting run over or choking etc.

huh

i almost fell off a clift

lolol

i also almost got hit by a car

lolol

i choked

on ice

when i was 1-

lololol

i have more stories

lol. Oh one I forgot was GLASS. I almost got killed by glass many times. Glass and me to not mix.

lol

did you know Dolly Parton entered a Dolly Parton look-alike competition and lost?

GASP-

JOLENE, JOLENE- JOLENE- JOLENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

OH IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY MANNN-

i bug my sister with that song-

lol

Hashtag gam er moment 

#Gamermoment

the web browser for discord isnt working, now i have to ask my mum to download it :/

Noooooooo

:(

:((

cri

indeed

i mean-

downloading it is better

cause

its less laggy

and

ye

oh

yeah-

i have the app soooo...

FRIEND ME YOU HOE

HEY DUMBASS.

I HAVE DISCORD AT MY DADS HOUSE

NOT MY MOMS HOUSE
IM WITH MY MOM RN

SO LIKE-

I'LL DO IT NEXT WEEKEND DUMBASS

*dances a bit* I am gonna try to have a good day today 💪🏾😈

dont

I did so...

IM BOREDDD

*cries in suicide jokes*

* cries in heavily venting to my IRL friends and feeling guilt*



not the point tho-

CHOPPING WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ITS ME LAWKINS I MISSED YOUU

ive been on discord

ohhh

Karate chop (this is not related to ur name by the way) (chopping, i mean.)

what

no

my emo child

stop

i have the sandal

in my hand

lols

*SOBS*

*throws cutely at your head lolol #peeissooocute*

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