Monster Girl Maker

Pearl.

I re-made 2 of my Stranger Things OCs. I forgot their names but one is from a very rich family and the other is like super friendly.

ocs yay!

This is swiss! He's a model/actor, he's a quarter alien. He is 22 years old, and currently got a snazzy brand deal going on with a makeup company. He has, the most confusing anatomy, where he's both biologically female and male (more leaning onto the male side but whatever). His favorite color is pink and his favorite foods are red starbursts, uhhhh yeh, ill do more later 

This is mars >:), she's a human lol. Her biggest hobby is photography and she takes most lf swiss' pictures and honestly the one who got him into the whole modeling thing, she and her buddy (swiss) take like a shitton of suggestive pictures together and most people think they're dating (thwy aren't).

Anyhoo

Mars x swiss photo dump yay! 

(Honestly mars is much more photogenic but she prefers to take the pictures)

you wanna know smthn cool. I feel like ripping all my internal organs out and jumping off a microwave and idk going batshit crazy because I feel like absolute crap. My lips are itchy, a mosquito decided “hmmm wouldn’t it be fun to feed on your blood in the most inconvenient spot possible” so now I have a mosquito bite on my face right at my mustache liek I don’t have one but the hair is still pretty long and the bite gets irritated by those tiny hairs and the bite irritates those tiny hairs so thats fun. Then my roblox game crashed and it’s fully broken and now I have to wait until tmrw to play it again. Then a fly got stuck in my ear and I had to get it out. Luckily it didn’t lay any eggs. Then my got dog fell out of the sandwich and stained my sheets with ketchup and mayo so there’s that. I also hit my knee really hard on the edge of a table and that not only made a bruise but also did some interior damage causing me so much pain I limp when I walk but whatever. Then I vomited my whole lunch and thought I had vomited blood because of a red velvet cake I ate an hour before lunch and got super freaked out. So like today was amazing :D

New main acc 😈😈

Eeee

I now present... *insert drumroll* 

✨PEOPLE CONFUSING ME FOR BEING ASIAN✨ Storytime:

So the most recent time I was confused for being Asian was on the school bus. I was speaking Korean and someone on the bus said "Ohhh so that's why your eyes look like that. Cause you're Asian" and I just looked at them like "BOI-" and told them I just knew Korean. Then someone asked me if I could count from 1 to 10 in Korean and so I did. They said I was wrong then proceeded to say exactly what I said but very butchered and said they know cause they took Taekwondo... I'm not even kidding it was so freaking butchered and made my wanna rip my ears off and so when I said it was wrong they ALSO said "So you're Korean??" AND I'M JUST LIKE WTH NO. Another time was when I was outside buying myself a doll (I'm a collector) the cashier went "...so where in Asia are you from?" and I just... ._. "I'm not Asian." so like yeah. People think I'm Asian... I'm really not lol.

If only i could've pulled nurse saaya or sunflower kimono rimi...

Someone: If you were to describe yourself in 5 words what would they be?

Me: Lazy.

Imagine getting all of your dream cards on different rerolls 

Cou

Couldn't be me :,)

Anyone exist? I've been posting so many itsfunneh mimic memes but no ones here....IM A LONLEY PLEB D:

PBANDJ'S ARE DELICIOUS

Why do I look so good rn omg...

Anyways I cried to Miss Wanna Die 😁

autodale is cool I think

River is exhausted 

So like, y'all know how its Thanksgiving (yes Thanksgiving not yalls American wrongsgiving)

So river, was with their dads family and ho boy..  they are so draining 

Because river is hard enough to deal with alone, imagine four more river's (all pretty much the same in personality but stretch it out three generations) 

It was agony, also rlly fun because riv has graduated from the kids table

Anyhoo, rivs home now

Need a nap 

listen to this-

me and kerem be like when kyzen is around- kyzen is her bf.

Me : 'Cause, I know we be so complicated..but we be so smitten, it's crazy. I can't have what I want but neither can youu-

Kerem : you ain't my girlfriend.

Me : i aint your girlfriend-

Kerem : But you don't want me to see nobody else-

Me : And I don't want you to see nobody ):<

Kerem :  you ain't my girlfriend-
Me : And I ain't your girlfriend-
Kerem : But you don't want me to touch nobody else-Baby, we ain't gotta tell nobody

i swear-

we

...its

weird.

yeah-

i GOT TO RIDE A FUCKING SEADOO TODAY

(Which is a skidoo for water if anyone didn't know)

okay listen-

iii

roxxi

did not betray u

THE BALL HIT U-

THAT AINT MY FAULT-