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I think i broke my back

how? What did you do? Did you snap yourself in half or smn???

it hurts so bad

oh god. Can you still bend your back normally?

barely

CALL A DOCTOR! Wait... first are you anywhere in America? If so then DON'T CALL A DOCTOR!

Saying "you're welcome" is basically thinking help is a gift you give and saying "no problem" is basically thinking help is something required. I tend to try and say each of these sparingly depending on the situation. Say a compliment. I should say you're welcome so then the compliment sounds more real, I gave my honest opinion rather than did what was nicer. However being like a therapist to someone I would go for a "no problem" so they know that me helping them was not a burden to me and I felt I needed to help them, I felt my help was needed and I would rather be helping you. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

DEAR MGM USERS. DO YOU LIKE THIS DRAW??

yes

Thank you

your welcome

I do actually, it's really good! 

yes it's really cool

So i found a nsfw version of this place. God pls no

...

wait but nsfw already happens on here sometimes...?

ik but you could make a monster girl with a penis hanging out of her..yeah.

oh-oh like-an nsfw version of the actual game....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-

I know right

why would you anyone make that!? 

A-

I-

Who-

WHAT?

Yup

how?

this shit

😳

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The story of my terrible and dumb Music teacher that hopefully got fired.


So this was at my old school, back in primary. Now at the time Music was required. You had no choice what your lessons were. I wasn't in high school yet. Now to start off I was with her since my very first yesr at this school AKA back in kindergarten and she never bothered to learn my name. The whole time she just called me "girl" but you know who's name she knew by heart? That's right, her favorites. Aka, not me. Why you ask? How the frick frack diddly dack would I know! She was crazy. I would always try out for a main role during school plays but she would always say something like "Your voice is too low" "you can't hit the notes right" "sing louder" "you sound terrible" "you dance weird" and I believed her. At the time I was young I trusted that she knew what she was doing but one year I didn't participate in a play and instead decided to watch and what I saw and heard... was so bad. The dancers were out of sync and danced weirder than me. The singer's voices didn't mesh with a microphone well and definitely sounded better without. The actors were so monotone and... what kind of monstrosity was this? Now I know what you're probably thinking. Whit if those guys were the best? And I thought that too. So during my last year of school I finally got the courage to sing to the highest of my ability into a mic during class. When I did I was bombarded with compliments, which thanks people who complimented me it took me 6 years to realize that you weren't lying, and the teacher was even proud of me and said I sounded great. You wanna know what she did for the next play? Didn't even cast me. I wasn't even a tree. Or even grass. She didn't put me anywhere. Mind you she said I was the best singer she's ever heard. Look for every play she would pick the exact same people every play would have the same person as the main character the same lead singer the same dancers and all. Why? Because she was a favoritist... yeah. So in the end I transferred schools and the new music/theatre teacher was way better. So screw you miss Andreas. No I'm not giving you a fake name because you don't deserve one.

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Not what I expected but damn, that teacher is rude, and dumb as hell.

By the way she was the only music teacher at the school so there was no escaping her.

yikes

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I AM  BORED AS HELL

ATTENTION!!!

I would like everyone to please comfort Queeny in her time of need. I’m really worried for her and I want to do something nice, so PLEASE show your care for her.

thank you :)

Rp 


Rp

123 or 4

uhhhhhh 1  I suppose

I-

is this an actual character or just something you made?

That is what one calls a pinterest anime boy

....

you right, you right!

ofc i am 🤨

Riv is always right 

uh-

welcome to pintreeesstt

dope and I would like to rp with you-

Alr which one?

2nd one please! 

sop!! Thats my old pfp sop!!

I found it on Pinterest WTF 

holy- HOW DID I FIND THIS IM LUCKY-

AHHH
HES HOT-

Which 

ALL OF THEM

Lmao you're welcome I guess?

ty ty.

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River presents 

How to cope with bullies:

1. List all their bad traits ALL of them

2. Even if they're way better than you, look down on them. 

3. Kill them 

how do you un be someone's therapist 

YOU DONT

why

There's no turning back.

why. 

Well depends how long you've been their therapist.

Zuki Sāto

GUYS HELP I’M SCARED AND I’M CRYING! MY LEOPARD GECKO JUST DROPPED ITS TAIL AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. HE WAS RUNNING ON MY DESK AND GOT STUCK SO I PICKED HIM UP AND HIS TAIL WAS FALLING OFF AND FELL ONTO MY DESK SO I PUT HIM IN THE DESK AND THE TAIL IS WIGGLING BUT I’M TO SCARED TO TOUCH IT AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO PLEASE HELP!

Did you read what i said?

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Geckos drop their tails so they can get away from predators, it should grow back. Just in case you should look up what to do.

it'll grow back it's fine. They drop their tails when they feel threatened to try and get away from predators.

Hello peeps, again.

I got my cousin into banGDream 

Im so cool

Here's my girl, Blister! She's a cute beetle woman who loves to frolic around in piles of leaves, dead or alive! She loves rain, but always remembers a raincoat!

Here's her when you can see her body more clearly. She always has a lot more bugs with her than you think!

Anyone wanna rp?

Yeah sure! :D

your genderbend got gnomed too

I got Laune (Lawn-e)

I got Zero

Kk,do you wanna start?

Yeah sure! Just a question, what do you want the setting to be?

(You know, fantasy, Underworld lol, etc etc

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Loookkkkkk

buh

Wuh


W

W

WOWIE 

I...

Here ya goooo Riv riv

Hurray!

Yes-Yes

thank tou very much

River..

Has...

FINISHED  (prolly gunna add more to the hair but thats all for now)


same energy

wut-

gnomed, get gnomed.

nu

Hey guys I'm gonna do a thing cuz I'm bored and have too much free time on my hands-

Send me your favorite OC and a brief description of them. 
I will make them a theme song. 

Okiiii, Erm...

Name: Zero

Personality: Quite dumb at times, caring, anddd...sweet

Fav Quote TvT: "Where's my Froggo, I NEED MY FROGGO!!"

(Lol idk)

Ok-Ok I can work with this!

Alrighty! :)

Phantizim lawkins

He’s lawkins but with a different perspective 

This lawky has been abandoned


oooo

This lawky has he/they/ pronouns 

hah. Her name is Mizuki.

#flirtyvillainthatalsohasterribletraumabuthidesitbecausetheythinkitmakesthemweakandalsohasterribleissuesandkillspeoplebecausetheydontknowhowelsetodealwiththembutalsodoesnttrustanyonebecausetheyvebeenstabbedinthebacktoomanytimes...*inhale*...alsohateseveryonebecausetheyveseenthatpeopleareactuallytrashandhaventnoticedthatsomeofthemarentbecausetheiruniverseismuchtootaintedwithbadthoughtsandselfhatred CHECKKKK

IOEHB DE XQS@ED

HELL YEAJ

ren ren rne r enb3r

renny

hottioe

cuttie

asshole

<3

ren.

oh my fucking god ok sure-

THIS IS GONNA BE FUNNY-

ya done-

or is u still thinking-

bruh-it takes a while. Chill out-

N O

i shall not chill

this boy finna stab me with his pencil-

can you do it?

Juno,15,smart,quiet,nice,obviously not an alien,annnnd I thinks that's it

yoooo yes or no?

oh-yeah I can

ok cool

Diare yay

Uh..

Hes quiet, moody... basically just an emo phag 

Ya 

CHANGE BACK TO RUV RIV.

NOW.

NO 

FUCK THAT

PLS

😒

Name: ADHD

Nickname: Harper

Personality: chaotic, sweet, confused, loud, basically your normal person with ADHD, insecure, walking talking meme

Quotes: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "hi, welcome to chilies" "MEME SUPPLIES!! GET YOUR FREE MEME SUPPLIES!!" "hi thx for checking in I'm still a peace of garbage :,)"

Okiii name:nova age:20 fav quote:"wait....where's lizzie?" Personality:cute,scary,likes horror stuff,overprotective and ye

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"HAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAAHA- *starts crying*"
-Nicki Manaj

next person that walks out of my life. 

I'm going with them..

I'm sick of my sh*t too!

Lmao

Who wants to rp

 Rake had carrot nunchucks

Wh

bit late

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Me seeing a kid fall down on the floor

Me in my head : What should I do?

My brain : Laugh at him.

Me to my brain : Oh you little naughty wonkusbonkus-

that reminds me of a tik tok

*me looking outside the window* what do you think wackusbonkus

"Jump out."

Ooh. You naughty wackusbonkus.

LMAO

 Rake had carrot nunchucks Rake had carrot nunchucks

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HELP WHEN I POP MY KNUCKLES THEY SOUND LIKE SWITCH CONTROLLERS WBAHWHAH@USN

w

augh

https://itch.io/game/accept-admin/1163979/3475867

oh god-

It took me three years to open one of my piggy banks but I finally did it...

I had to smash it open...

oof

i shall make you a poopshitter.

https://itch.io/game/accept-admin/1163979/2430214

glad to be part of the gang.

its kind of dead now. It's supposed to be the fnf communities safe spot but yeah.

can you me a favor?

yeah?

I'm sad now, it was a pretty piggy bank.

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henlo gnwtoi

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i do good i wtcha youtbue

Guys i totally made this picrew by myself. No help at all

....

You BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Die

...You really tryin' to get blocked aren't you? 

no

welp dis is how you get blocked dude-

I wanna dieeeeeeeee

...

Woodchipper?

What

Wood. Chipper.

this?

.....

you know what yes. 

Death by Beaver.

I stole

Good morning peeps.

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Gm Cabin!

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Heya :D

I have learned im very good at telling stories

Like verbally, not typing or nothin

Much enthusiasm and hand gestures

im better

i fell in the hallway this morning.

AND MY FRIEND WAS LAUGHING AT ME-

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okay so lets make this official-

im the oldest.

overlord.

don't you DARE.

say u are.

because

u arent

are u 67?

NO I DONT THINK SO.

so

hey baba gals ;)

I'm actually not the oldest anymore. 

Noah is older than me. 

ye ik

he 18

but im 67

cant beat that.

nor can noah

....aight grandma tell me about the civil rights movement. 

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uhh- okay soooo ...world war 2 happened- sunny boy, it was a harsh time. trust me, guns were out. grenades were being thrown, katsuki bakugou wasn't there. sad times i tell ya sad times.

thats not civil-

ugh

ANYWAYS

LOOK AT THIS SEGGYS MAN


mmm...

seggsy.

Hehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehehhe

what up bitch I'm 17 fight me-

ight then pull up mf pull up

nah but in all seriousness what up you wan' rp?

...switch those numbers and you were there for ww2.

YEAH IM 76

NOW

...ok grandma let's get you to bed I think you need to take your medicine

no sunny boy

im fine

Sure you are now come on your pills aren't that difficult to swallow.

#flirtyvillainthatalsohasterribletraumabuthidesitbecausetheythinkitmakesthemweakandalsohasterribleissuesandkillspeoplebecausetheydontknowhowelsetodealwiththembutalsodoesnttrustanyonebecausetheyvebeenstabbedinthebacktoomanytimes...*inhale*...alsohateseveryonebecausetheyveseenthatpeopleareactuallytrashandhaventnoticedthatsomeofthemarentbecausetheiruniverseismuchtootaintedwithbadthoughtsandselfhatred CHECKKKK

STOP

I ACCIDENTALLY SQUEEZED MY GBFS BOOB COS I THOUGHT IT WAS HER ARM

IM SP EMBARRASSED 

(Yes i did a apologize)

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omg-

PLEASE IM SO UPSET RN 

I... that is... oh god. I feel so sorry for you. If that happened to me I would just... ☠

I WAS LITERALLY SO MORTIFIED 

you had a right.

BWHAHAHAHHAHA

I DID THAT DURING FLAG FOOTBALL 

BUT I TOUCHED KEREMS ASS BY ACCIDENT 

BRUH AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T SQUEEZE IT

I SLAPPED IT

WBHAHHAHAH

AHAHAHAHA WHY 

I DIDNT MEAN TO-

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Yes. Yes it is.

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REAL MEN DONT RAPE
OH SHIT

IS THAT VECTOR

VECTOR : OH YEAH 😩

you can do anything you want! Even murder's fine as long as you don't get caught!/j

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Nice job! Now do we get rid of the body? 

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what

woodchipper.

....huh-

no

thats bad.

*slurps childs legs cutely*

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1000 times yay

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norp

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yes

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No..


But ur dad does

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Yay

Aight I'm bored-

anyyyybody wanna rp? 

M e

dope

here ya go

me but also... not me. Idk. I kinda wannew. Maybe? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

FGFuydfrdfudxszdd SURE

vox can rap alright-

He’s good at it >:(

Remember kids. 

Stay in drugs.

Eat your school.

Don't do vegetables.

THAT SOUNDS BAD

Stay in school eat your vegetables and dont do drugs? Nah man stay in drugs eat your school and dont do vegetables.

the first one is WAYYY better for me no thanks-

make a house made of drugs and live in it now you stay in drugs next eat your school. Don't worry you won't gain weight. It's low in calories. Next don't do vegetables, do marij-I mean do fruits instead!

I can do with the last line but the other two nah-

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