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So

Holy shit okay 

So, today i awoke to the sound of my sister screaming bloody murder

Bitch was shrieking and screaming and freaking out 

I thought to myself, oh no she must be in danger

So i get up to see

Know why she was screaming and wailing at the top of her lungs?

She got soap in her eyes 

AAAAAGHGHHHH!! THE BUBBLY BEAST HAS TAKEN OVER MEEEẸ̢̠͉͗͒͝͞E͇̯̝̘̔̇̏͘Ẻ̠E̻̜̞̼̘̽͑̌͠͡E̝̿̇ͅÈ͖E̼̾E̡̙̱͚̓͂̕̚!!

IT WASN'T EVEN WORDS IT WAS JUST SCREAMS 

IVE GOTTEN SOAP UP MY NOSE AND I DIDN'T SCREAM (this was a week ago, please don't get soap up your nose) 

PLEASE-

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I remember when I got soap in my eyes . . .THAT SHIT HURTTTTTTT

you know 

I thought there could've been a serious problem then

I thought maybe she fell, or broke her skull open, or broke a bone, or found my razor (for leg shaving) and accidentally cut herself or something fell  on her or maybe there was an intruder

But nooo

Noo she just had fucking shampoo in her eyes 

yuh getting soap and stuff in your eyes hurts but I don't think that it's serious- she just has to wash the soap out with water-

ouch. Soap really hurts.

YOU TRY GETTING LOATION IN YOUR EYES. THAT. IS. F*CKIN. P A I N.

i got it up my nose and in my eyes

Its not worth screaming your lungs out at 10 in the morning

Specially when people r sleeping 

Aka me

RIP

@River_Idle :) I used the picrew that my child found and made a snow white??? Kind of????

Ooooos

:)

:D

hhh

im hungry lol

there’s pizza but I don’t feel like moving

anywho, hello fellow people

YOU SHOULD'VE JUST ASKED ME MY CHILD- WHAT TOPPINGSSSS????

hmm

pepperoni and sausage

yay pizzaaaa- :D

yuh :)

yell for it

everyone that lives at my house is either at work or asleep so nah

y e l l

ok fine-

good . . .

I should come here more often

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INDEED YOU SHOULD MY CHILD-

your child?

you get used to it, floppy is like- idk- our 'parent' they did this with me when i came here at first, i called them toreal then just rolled with it

ok

anyways hi!

Uh, I forgot yesterday so two random images/gifs today-

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Stop it. Get off your lazy ass and do something productive 

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I make

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is that a picrew or some shit?

ye 

what picrew is it omg

ta da

https://picrew.me/image_maker/9971

ah, tysm.

this is what self care looks like:

*closes laptop at the 1 hour mark of Infinity Train*

The french word for "hole" is hilarious

Who decided "trou" had to be so fucking funny 

One of my male friends started laughing when I told him the amount of kids I want and he started whispering to his boys🤑🤒 and now I feel 🏃🏾💨

:O oof??? I couldn't understand the feelings sorry sister T-T

I’m watching infinity train ready to cry.

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yuh.im just looking at zosan fanart on pinterest

they didn’t have ti do me like that tho

yuh 😔✌

I may not be crying but I am getting hella angry and kinda tearing up but not crying

O-O anime moment?

eeeeewwwwwww


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Who wants to rp with her?: 💿🌐 f l o p p y d i s k 💿🌐 heres a hot bish for ya

I have decided to try wattpat out again 

I shall go read an fanfiction 

The first one i found was a narusasu one

I'll read that

We shall see how it goes 

I said to myself 

Only 15 minutes before starting that..  horrible thing

Oh lord. Im so

I don't like wattpad 

That shit is terrifying

Yeah Riv Riv don't do wattpad- 

Also do you wanna rp I have a really cute idea

whas the idea 

Dating is hard in any situation. Especially when you're dealing with first loves. It's even harder when you're life is a literal fairytale, written into a fantasy world with no signs of escape. But that's just the reality these two lovers have to live in, complete with all the unrealistic, highly frivilous fairytale logic. Dragons, wicked stepmothers, fairy godmothers, and cursed items abound. Will the two be able to escape the predetermined roles placed on them? And will true love really triumph in the end?

fancy

i feel like im going to vomit

What in the hell did i just read

smut yuh.

no

Idgaf about that shit

I read doujins as a hobby 

But there was.... the m word in there

O-O oof T-T

it just depends you just have to find a really good one :)

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdwpDeYn/

So true

I can't get over this one- https://www.tiktok.com/@susiefoo/video/6894038338316029189?sender_device=mobile&...

Guys....I wanna make a wattpad like a spicy one so gimme some ideas pleasssssseeeeeeeeeee

Unfortunately, kenma

I cannot help you

For the only wattpat i have ever written

was about my friend and his friend

That's alright pal! :)

ye ye 

What kind of genre or topic do you want you're Wattpad to be? Maybe I can give you some ideas.

It Can be like towards the more of a cheating fiancé or it can be totally different, I don't really mind anything-

BABYYYYYYYY ITS BEEN SO LONGGGGG

Yes, yes it has, what's up beautiful?

Well . .Don't get mad at me . . .But I've been playing on your minecraft account-

demon x angel

I-.....maybe, definitely tooken into consideration.

your welcome :>

BE WHO YOU AREEEEE


Beautiful (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

I'm sooooooooooo tired and it's ages before my usual time to sleep... sorta

I JUST REALIZED 

my uncle is... a.

p p p p p p p p p p politician 

O-O

it scary

😅

Show time! Hi!☆ What happened? 常に何かのシンドロームでドロッドロ

安心?(NO!) 平常心?(NO!)

いつまでやってんの? おヒマなんですの?

O-O

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oop, a Karen memes I found.

Wo man

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B o o t i f u l .

yuh.

yuh.

also like

Me: minding my own business 

My brain: “are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange named orange because oranges are orange.”

O-O true tho-

Very understandable

lmao. I’m assuming you already saw the reply to the other reply?

I’ve become re-addicted to tik tok. Previous it was on my tablet but I don’t use my tablet anymore so now I’m on my phone… I’ve been on it for a whole hour.

yuh same

Lmao. I haven’t seen this many tik toks in one go since I first got it. I was speed running tik tok-

you wanna see some real speeEed bitch???

no thanks ☺️ /j

yuh. Idk what side of tiktok ur on but . . . I thought that chrollp stans were bad . . . Until I met toji stans. . . .THEY ARE DOWN BADDDDDDDDD

week 5 is done

I CANT BEAT SPIRIT-

O-O sure you can-

I KEEP DIEING-

😅

*rage screeming*

完成画像

posting this cuz i dont wanna lose the image

i gtg

Nice

yuhhhhhhhhh

I DID ITTTTTTT I BEAT SOUTH AND MONSTER!!! I FINNALY BEAT WEEK TWOOOOO

I JUST BEAT WEEK 3 LEZ GOOOO

WEEK 4 IS DONE. 

:) here are your 1000 cookies

WEEEEEEE!!!!

yuh

*lofi kitty_ ex. has now entered a sugar crash*

WAIT NO I ONLY SAID 100 COOKIES MAX FOR TODAY- NO WHYARE YOU EATING MORE- STAWP-

i have started watching my next life as a villainess: all routes lead to doom!

Its very good

I think... it might be a gl 👁👁

interesting . . . Yuh 🥺

My (irl) little sister was watching micky mouse and I was shooketh when i heard toodles spoke

MY NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER IS TOODLES BECAUSE OF HIS VOICE. IDK WHY

yuh.

I wanna draw a human/object head of him- HELP

Candleeee

candle?

candle head

I just want a candle head idk why

do it I dare you :)

i will

MOMMA I BEAT WEEK 2-4 WERE MEH CWOOKIES AT

up there my child :)

death don't scare me but taking my sweater off and accidentally lifting up my shirt do!

Lol

I- that's unusual .-. But also very gen z-

this literally happened to me and some of the people I was sitting with were freaking out-

I laugh in the face of danger hahahahaha

thanks for telling me what to threaten you with 🤗

O-O

was it something I said?

Took some pictures of my cat.



Does your cat dislike cameras?

not at all. He just doesn’t know when to look at one. Also he hates me.

Oh ok

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Even though I feed him. Clean his litterbox. Give him eternal and undying love. Am the literal only reason this creature is alive. And yet he still can’t stand me! But I still love him.

Wow

thist one is terrifying

First*

to lazy to click edit

thank you

yw

The reason I wear all black isn’t because it’s my favorite color. It’s to warn you not to mess with me cause I’m already dressed for your funeral.

Wow, the reason I wear all black is to show my ex I won't hesitate igniting his butt on fire and run him over with my cousins motorcycle.

Wow

ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

New Oc! 


Name: Uyirio kamairuko

Age: 20

Gender: Male ♂️

Species: Deer/Human

Personality:Sweet, Caring, gentle but can be rough, Over protective, very intelligent, clingy, confident, Loyal, strong and Hard-working. 

Sexuality: Bisexual

I may reveal his eye color~ 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

Deleted 3 years ago

Guess what his eye color is ÒwÓ

blue?

Nope, guess again then I'll tell you

grey or green?

:O gray hair crewwwww 

Guess what my boi Uyirio kamairuko eye color is ÒwÓ

O-O white?

Nope he has amber eyes

. DAMMNNNNN HE'S SO FUCKONG HAWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HE'S MINE NOW MY HUSABANDO ;)

DAMN

YOU DRAW GOOD

What picrew you used for the first picture? Btw nice character! 

(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。

huh?

Not you @💿🌐 f l o p p y d i s k 💿🌐

I clicked the wrong reply button, Sorryyyyyyyyy 

(;ŏ﹏ŏ)

IM GUNNA GO PLAY FALLOUT 4 

YAYYY

yuh :)

@Lofi kitty (alt) Let's start the Roleplay but first what kind of roleplay topic ya want?

*LE GASPETH* DOGGOOO

idk- like normally i go will: school, adventure, magic, fantasy 'n stuff like that

Ok, would it be ok if I put some romance in the Roleplay? :0

its fine! kerro and grey like eatch other but are friggin oblivious sooo i also like makeing up ships for my characters to ^w^

Ok

people who ruin jokes by trying to tell me stuff i already know piss me off

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

I have rp ideas and I wanna do themmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-

do you want angst or fluff? 

Idrc overlorf

You choose

Angst?

A N G S T 

;-;"

ya wanna rp some angst with me? 

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Had to post a picture of junko enoshima from Danganronpa

ÛwÛ

SOMEONE EXPLANE TO ME WHY SOUTH IS SO HARD TO BEAT FOR ME ON NORMAL AND EASY LIKE B*TCH WTF!?

Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/"

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*lofi_kitty ex is now filled with rage* SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

do you want a cookie?????

NO!! I WANNA BEAT SOUTH!!!

I- now . . . Be obedient little bean . . . Now. I asked you if you wanted a cookie.

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT


yuh. You know people who use peach are gay. :)

EWWWWW /j

I- windows you mean ewwwww T-T

Heres a list of my red flags (not explaining) 

1. Dsmp fans

2.(hardcore) Danganronpa fans

3. People who hc the bandori girls as anything other than lesbian 

4. People who hate cats for no good reason 

5. Fujos 

6. Girl in red enjoyers

7. Wattpad readers

8. People who use the terms, waifu, husbando, loli, shouta, weeb ect

9. Hanime enjoyers

10. Dsmp fans 

11. Markiplier antis

12. People who're like 11 and say they're mature for their age

13.(some) Fidget kids

14. People who don't like (king) arthur morgan

15. Dsmp fans 

Danganronpa ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

a dsmp fan is a red flag for everyone

correct ( - m - ) 

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Wattpad has good smut T-T

NO TF IT DOESN'T 

yuh it does

THE HELL KIND OF SMUT ARE YOU READING ON THERE

All i find is weird ones that use shit like entrance and member 

FUCKING MEMBER 

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