Ohhhhhhhh I cut his 🍆 off and then tortured him very slowly and painfully until he died I used to use it as a dildo until I think it my my child nat??? Told me to throw it away 😔
:O SISTER...YOU CAN RIDE A MOTORCYCLE!?! YOU NEVER TOLD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAI CAN YOU THO??? AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR DAD HE MIGHT LIKE IT IG
ɾɩѵҽɾ is a cool, chill person. I feel like they are nice and would kill you if you touch their food :)😎😎(^(エ)^)
ⓐⓛⓛⓐⓝ/ⓥⓐⓝⓒⓔ/ⓟⓤⓟ Is calm and a genuine person, you give off the "I'll be nice in front of you then poision your drink" when someones being annoying to him or he'll calmly ask if you are okay or could you stop. ♡´･ᴗ･`♡
ŇĂŤ You are nice, you make people laugh when they don't wanna and your a cool kid but you're also crazy as hell and very very much 👹ANGER ISSUES👹 :)(｡・`ω´･)
o͓̽v͓̽e͓̽r͓̽l͓̽o͓̽r͓̽d͓̽ You are a good person, you know your stuff you are a collected and very very proper. You are one to speak your mind and not get mad at people's mistakes and correct them.🙂 (´∀｀)♡
♀⌰ⅇⅇℼ You are perfect, you are sweet and I think your perfectly a great queen anddddddddddddd you are very very much nice.☺ (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
ᴱᵈᵍʸ I think your cool, your fine, your nice. You give off "Hi, I'm here to be your friend and Therapist and Ill love you when no one does" vibe and I like that about you..I hope we become friends also I need your pronouns 😚 (￣ω￣;)
Ⅎ˥OԀԀʎ you are nice but you are very much scandalous but I love you 😘(♥ω♥*)
A҉u҉n҉t҉i҉e҉ You are amazing, you are always nice and yea you leave a lot but honestly I don't mind. We have lives and you are apart of mine, I am happy too be your therapist and I love you and hope you have a great day today honey ❤ ～(^з^)-♡
Giving birth to you felt weird...I felt like I was going to throw up...I had a headache...I had a cramp...I had to poop...I had to pee...mix all of them together and tou feel like you just ate a ton of sand in the desert but you are cold in the desert...like waking up in cold sweat..that's the feeling...I also got that feeling when you just suddenly are disgusted by the eggs that you ate eating...I then passed out and had thus weird dream full of your creepy baby laughs and your mouth was laughing in the sky and the sky was purple and the clouds were pink and made out of cotton candy and there were green tigers and small giraffes and there weren't a lot of trees bc I was at the beach and the ocean was pink and there were orange dolphins and I saw a horde of babies running towards me and you were leading them and they tripped me as they ran down where I was and then I pooped you out :)
HELLO MY CHILD I AM HERE TO HELP YOUUUUUU YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU ARE LIKE...THE QUIET KID THAT ACTUALLY TALKS SOMETIMES AND YOU ARE KIND AND SWEET AND FUNNY AND YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AND I LOVE YOU MY CHILD ABD I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A BETTER DAYYYY SO
So long long ago, in a year known as 2020 a young individual by the name of river was playing a game with their wife, this game is special to them. The two were going to partake in their FAVORITE activity in said game, they were going to steal a carriage from some npc's. They pulled off the heist flawlessly, river hopped on the carrige and knifed someone in the heck, and river's wife shot the other one. Rivers wife was driving.
They rode away trying to escape from th law, and they rode on the train tracks with their horsies behind them. They tried to turn off the tracks by a bridge but the carriage got stuck, and a train was coming. So river and their wife threw themselves off the bridge into a stream and the train plowed through the carriage killing the horses on the carriage and their own personal horsies
I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR GRAYYYYYY DON'T ASK ME WHYYYYYYTYT I JUST REALLY LIKE ITTTTTTTT I KEEP MAKING CHARACTER WITH GRAY HAIR AND I SAW SOMEONE WITH IT ON PINTEREST AND I WANT IT I NEED IT AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE HC YOU KIDS ARE A PAIN IN MY-I STILL LOVE YOU ALL THOUGH ANYWAYSYEEEEEEEE
I just watched Venom and... I gotta say,not disappointed. Just kinda sad. Stan Lee was in that movie. That made me cry. And anything else counts as spoilers so yeah.
I know 🙂 why do you think I posted them? Why to torture you if course. I can’t suffer alone. So ok now you must suffer with me. 🙂 you think you can escape? You think you can just leave? No bestie. I will find you. And I will keep giving you puns. There is no escape.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE WAS A FLYING SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM AND HOW IT GOT THERE CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE SPIDER-WOMAN NOR DO I WANT TO DIE AND WHAT'S WORSE IS IT WAS A BABY MEANING THERE'S A BILLION FUCKING MORE OF THEM SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE! AND THAT ALSO MEANS THERE WAS ONCE A MOTHER HERE! (it's dead cause when spiders give birth to children they die when the children are born) NOT TO MENTION MY SISTER IS TERRIFFIED OF SPIDERS IMAGINE HOW SHE WOULD RE-ACT! I AM SO GODDAMN,FUCKING DEAD! THISIS THEMOST BULLSHIT SITUATION I HAVE BEEN IN AND I WILL KEEP CURSING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
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Anyone wanna rp?
sleep
That's way better than rp 🏃🏾
me
is picrew working?
THEM
They're literally gfs
LMAO
rip
the fact that your sister has crusty dusty musty toes or the fact that she hit you in the mouth with said crusty dusty musty toes
what mountain
bitch-
kool
who wants to rp?
RIV RIV IS BACK
AND AND
i... made a new friend today
WELCOME BACK BIG BRO/SIS!!!
HELLO LOFI KITTY
DID YOU HAVE FUN?
YES
YAY
I got attacked by a water pick
That thing like a pistol-
Lawkieee-
yea?
I wanna rp-I has-
M E R M A N
cutieeee!
Thankieeeeeeee!!!! Imma say he needs a Molten or an Elden-
guys I gtg in like 10 minutes so yeeeeeee
Something terrible happened that changed my life checkkkkkkk
I love this anime so much but now all other animes just aren't as good (no offense to your favorite anime)
My new rap name gonna be rhythm rabbit
Oh yeahhhh-
weeeeee that's good
Mine is
The rhyming inchworm
snort-
do not L A U G H
Its very serious 😒
It's official. . .
My sister is going to be the next ice jj fish.
not that guy-
HAHAHAHAHA YES YOU REMEMBER HIMMMMMM YES
blehh
It's something about ya girl-
NONONo
Twigs is his name
And being a hobbit is his game
so cuteeeeeeeeeeee
mom I saw what you didddddd
Explain to Vance 😳
??? What did I do??? (I seriously don't know or remember)
what did you do to dad?-
Ohhhhhhhh I cut his 🍆 off and then tortured him very slowly and painfully until he died I used to use it as a dildo until I think it my my child nat??? Told me to throw it away 😔
I'm on my motor cycle 😐 (I got it at camp and I don't wanna call my dad bc I get rlly uncomfortable-)
:O SISTER...YOU CAN RIDE A MOTORCYCLE!?! YOU NEVER TOLD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAI CAN YOU THO??? AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR DAD HE MIGHT LIKE IT IG
I- motor cycle is what I call my...woman cycle
OHHHHHHH YES I SEE...IM ON MY PERIOD RN AND IT SUCKS...BUT BRUH CALL YOUR DAD SJEJFJRJFJRNBRBJFBFDHFBJROEODPEKTRJ
Alright, heres my rating on ppl here.
ɾɩѵҽɾ is a cool, chill person. I feel like they are nice and would kill you if you touch their food :)😎😎(^(エ)^)
ⓐⓛⓛⓐⓝ/ⓥⓐⓝⓒⓔ/ⓟⓤⓟ Is calm and a genuine person, you give off the "I'll be nice in front of you then poision your drink" when someones being annoying to him or he'll calmly ask if you are okay or could you stop. ♡´･ᴗ･`♡
ŇĂŤ You are nice, you make people laugh when they don't wanna and your a cool kid but you're also crazy as hell and very very much 👹ANGER ISSUES👹 :)(｡・`ω´･)
o͓̽v͓̽e͓̽r͓̽l͓̽o͓̽r͓̽d͓̽ You are a good person, you know your stuff you are a collected and very very proper. You are one to speak your mind and not get mad at people's mistakes and correct them.🙂 (´∀｀)♡
♀⌰ⅇⅇℼ You are perfect, you are sweet and I think your perfectly a great queen anddddddddddddd you are very very much nice.☺ (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
ᴱᵈᵍʸ I think your cool, your fine, your nice. You give off "Hi, I'm here to be your friend and Therapist and Ill love you when no one does" vibe and I like that about you..I hope we become friends also I need your pronouns 😚 (￣ω￣;)
Ⅎ˥OԀԀʎ you are nice but you are very much scandalous but I love you 😘(♥ω♥*)
A҉u҉n҉t҉i҉e҉ You are amazing, you are always nice and yea you leave a lot but honestly I don't mind. We have lives and you are apart of mine, I am happy too be your therapist and I love you and hope you have a great day today honey ❤ ～(^з^)-♡
(If I miss anyone tell me please)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
😘😘😘😘😘😘
💿🌐💿🌐💿🌐💿💿🌐💿🌐💿🌐💿🌐💿🌐💿✋✋💿💿✋💿✋✋💿🍭💀🤮😱💀💦✋💀😱✋💀😁🤚🔪😄🤮👌💀😱👌✋🔪👋👈✋👌😀💖✋😀👈😄🤮😉👈🤮😉👈😀😁😀🤚👌🤮🍆😄👈🤮👌😀😁🤮😁👌😀🤮👌😁🤮😀😀✋👌
Mom-
🛬🛫
i forgot you I'm sorry I'll do your in a minute
you are up there now!
yes yes yes yes
I put melatonin in your drink
And kidnap ya so we can have tea party 😊
I wouldn't mind that honeyyyyy
tea partyyyy
okay, and the therapist thing was just a vibe but good too know you aren't :)
I-......
riv riv acrees
But riv has a... Teensy weensy problemo with eating
But ya
Ih okay, thats cool :)
oh- thanks! Sorry I was asleep.
Of course honey!
BABA GALLL YOU ISSSSS A BISHHH
RIV RIV IS GOING OUT TO SEE THEIR FRIENDS AGAIN
WILL BE BACK BEFORE 4PM
PK COME BACK HOME SOON
bye bye big bro/sis!
Ｈｅｒｅ ｃｏｍｅｓ ｔｈｅ ｂｏｙ~ Ｈｅｌｌｏ ｂｏｙ． Ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ． Ｔｈｅｒｅ ｈｅ ｉｓ！ Ｈｅ ｉｓ ｈｅｒｅ~
weeeeeeeeeee
I just had a halls then took an ibuprofen
If i stop coming online its cos im died
(Tha halls is cos my throat hurys and the ibuprofen is cos my head hurts)
Update
My thoat feels tingle
father can i get a birth story?
:O I didn't give it to you!?! Oh nooooooooo
dont panicc
I shall give it to youuuuuuuu
It was a dark and stormy night . . .
Giving birth to you felt weird...I felt like I was going to throw up...I had a headache...I had a cramp...I had to poop...I had to pee...mix all of them together and tou feel like you just ate a ton of sand in the desert but you are cold in the desert...like waking up in cold sweat..that's the feeling...I also got that feeling when you just suddenly are disgusted by the eggs that you ate eating...I then passed out and had thus weird dream full of your creepy baby laughs and your mouth was laughing in the sky and the sky was purple and the clouds were pink and made out of cotton candy and there were green tigers and small giraffes and there weren't a lot of trees bc I was at the beach and the ocean was pink and there were orange dolphins and I saw a horde of babies running towards me and you were leading them and they tripped me as they ran down where I was and then I pooped you out :)
that- was very weird-
:D
Hi. My name is PITCH. Tell me good things about me since my hamster died
you are a person of wisdom
you are one of the peeps I look up to
And you are like the king of this place 😊
HELLO MY CHILD I AM HERE TO HELP YOUUUUUU YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU ARE LIKE...THE QUIET KID THAT ACTUALLY TALKS SOMETIMES AND YOU ARE KIND AND SWEET AND FUNNY AND YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AND I LOVE YOU MY CHILD ABD I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A BETTER DAYYYY SO
You are very very nice c:
roses are red
My name is Vance
If enki doesn’t buy my danish cookies
I will do my murderus dance 😤💃
YES MY CHILD
mumsyyyy!
I give you cheek smooch
yay
Is it like
A danish AND a cookies
Or a combination of a danish and a cookie
Or is it a cookie from Denmark
OOH
yeah
enki buy lawkins the cookies or else
lol i think i started somethin
yes
I STARTED AN ARMY
sí
TO VICTORYY
Gather round child ren it time for a story
So long long ago, in a year known as 2020 a young individual by the name of river was playing a game with their wife, this game is special to them. The two were going to partake in their FAVORITE activity in said game, they were going to steal a carriage from some npc's. They pulled off the heist flawlessly, river hopped on the carrige and knifed someone in the heck, and river's wife shot the other one. Rivers wife was driving.
They rode away trying to escape from th law, and they rode on the train tracks with their horsies behind them. They tried to turn off the tracks by a bridge but the carriage got stuck, and a train was coming. So river and their wife threw themselves off the bridge into a stream and the train plowed through the carriage killing the horses on the carriage and their own personal horsies
And that, is what we call the bridge incident
WPAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WAOH...YOU GOT MARRIED WITHOUT ME!?! T-T WITHOUT MY BLESSING..IM SAD N9WWWWWWW
IM SORRY MOTHER ITS A PLATONIC MARRIED
IT HAPPENED BEFORE I MEET YOU
SO YOU GOT MARRIED WHILE YOU WETE IN MY STOMACH!?!?!?!?!
yup
I did, in fact do that
Did I give you your birth story??
yup
I did, in fact do that
Do you guys want my rating on ppl here?
yes :)
Mmmmmmmmmmaybe
I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR GRAYYYYYY DON'T ASK ME WHYYYYYYTYT I JUST REALLY LIKE ITTTTTTTT I KEEP MAKING CHARACTER WITH GRAY HAIR AND I SAW SOMEONE WITH IT ON PINTEREST AND I WANT IT I NEED IT AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE HC YOU KIDS ARE A PAIN IN MY-I STILL LOVE YOU ALL THOUGH ANYWAYSYEEEEEEEE
I made a character
weridcore goes burrr
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Can i rp with them?
also can i have the link?
yes and lemme see if I can find it
yay
Ah, look at all the lonely people.(it's a song)
mother i tried to kidnap someone down below
O-O . . . GOOD JOB MY CHILD! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!
really?
indeed you get a trophy today! (The contest hasn't started yet but I still give out trophies
lol)) whoa... positive reinforcement! yesss!!! tytyty!!
Rose's are red, my name is dan. I have a gun, get in the van
roses are red, im gonna scream. and no im calling the police.
bro it was a joke
I just watched Venom and... I gotta say,not disappointed. Just kinda sad. Stan Lee was in that movie. That made me cry. And anything else counts as spoilers so yeah.
don’t do that-
Just a light tap nothing else please-
my friend sent this to me
Honestly i feel attacked
its not my fault
Honestly its just fun to fall
yes
I JUST LEARNED
/OOC MWANS OUT OF CHARACTER
ok enki
*inhales*
I don’t want you
Nor need you
But-
I want my payment of daaanishhh cookies and my 27 dollars from last week
Am I still mad, no
Am I gonna be mad if you don’t give me the danish cookies
Yes, yes I will be
Dead line is Saturday-
I mean it 🙂
AAAAAAA >:c
I didn't get to play red dead redemption 2 last night cos my dad was playing the outer worlds or something
Amd i couldn't play banGDream cos it was under maintenance
ggep
it was really suck
poor riv
i joined a bandori rp server
An rp ing with people outside of mgm is scaory
And I'm not doing my own character im being a canon character
It scary
skirttt-
eeeeeeee
shy frog
At the end of the day, we are all human beans. And together, we will rice. Lettuce pray. Ramen.
I fucking hate every single one of those puns
I know 🙂 why do you think I posted them? Why to torture you if course. I can’t suffer alone. So ok now you must suffer with me. 🙂 you think you can escape? You think you can just leave? No bestie. I will find you. And I will keep giving you puns. There is no escape.
oh man, im really mushed up didnt i?
Yes.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE WAS A FLYING SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM AND HOW IT GOT THERE CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE SPIDER-WOMAN NOR DO I WANT TO DIE AND WHAT'S WORSE IS IT WAS A BABY MEANING THERE'S A BILLION FUCKING MORE OF THEM SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE! AND THAT ALSO MEANS THERE WAS ONCE A MOTHER HERE! (it's dead cause when spiders give birth to children they die when the children are born) NOT TO MENTION MY SISTER IS TERRIFFIED OF SPIDERS IMAGINE HOW SHE WOULD RE-ACT! I AM SO GODDAMN,FUCKING DEAD! THISIS THEMOST BULLSHIT SITUATION I HAVE BEEN IN AND I WILL KEEP CURSING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
Uh, Update on me being sad
OMFG THEY CAME BACK IM SO FUCKING HAPPY- :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
good for you!
I’m going to sleep night
:D
I love you too as a friend
With da homo /j
Yasd
Thanks love, I love bein da cool kid 😏😏😏😺😺😺😺😺😺😺
hey baby 😀
Hey :)
ARE YOU STILL PREGNANT-
no...now...are you ready for a little more action??🍆
WAITTTT, ARE YOU SURREEEE?
Thank you!
y a w n
WHERE AM I?!/lh
Wait what about me-
Oh wait i rarely use this-
what about me my child? Well...I don't need to know anyways...I know that you love me