I know 🙂 why do you think I posted them? Why to torture you if course. I can’t suffer alone. So ok now you must suffer with me. 🙂 you think you can escape? You think you can just leave? No bestie. I will find you. And I will keep giving you puns. There is no escape.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE WAS A FLYING SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM AND HOW IT GOT THERE CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE SPIDER-WOMAN NOR DO I WANT TO DIE AND WHAT'S WORSE IS IT WAS A BABY MEANING THERE'S A BILLION FUCKING MORE OF THEM SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE! AND THAT ALSO MEANS THERE WAS ONCE A MOTHER HERE! (it's dead cause when spiders give birth to children they die when the children are born) NOT TO MENTION MY SISTER IS TERRIFFIED OF SPIDERS IMAGINE HOW SHE WOULD RE-ACT! I AM SO GODDAMN,FUCKING DEAD! THISIS THEMOST BULLSHIT SITUATION I HAVE BEEN IN AND I WILL KEEP CURSING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
"I mean yea..uhm-..My boobs got a big bigger but my butt stayed the same and well..my teeth turned very very sharp..like fox teeth or a wolfs teeth..uhm-..I thinks that's it.."
Starting on August 1 I'm having a competetion! Whoever makes mother proud for the day gets a trophy! But the real winner is whoever makes me proud the most! So ye!
O-O sweetie...you can't do that...I remember the age 13...I was depressed af....but good job on roasting them! You have made mother proud today so I give you the trophy of making me proud...
13 was the height of my life. I was the happiest I ever was then. My anxiety had died down bro I was so happy I didn’t even care about the “changes” I was going through. I was just happy.
You can actually swim while on your period, the water keeps you from leaking you just have to wrap a towel around you as soon as you get out and jump in the shower or change, and if you do go swimming when on it, i recommend a black bathing suit if you have one.😁
MY CHILD ARE YOU OK I WILL HELP YOU TALK TO MEEEEEE AND I CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE PPL SAY YHAT CANCERS ARE GOOD AT ADVICE IDK IF THEY ARE BUT I CAN TRY?????
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At the end of the day, we are all human beans. And together, we will rice. Lettuce pray. Ramen.
I fucking hate every single one of those puns
I know 🙂 why do you think I posted them? Why to torture you if course. I can’t suffer alone. So ok now you must suffer with me. 🙂 you think you can escape? You think you can just leave? No bestie. I will find you. And I will keep giving you puns. There is no escape.
oh man, im really mushed up didnt i?
Yes.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE WAS A FLYING SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM AND HOW IT GOT THERE CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE SPIDER-WOMAN NOR DO I WANT TO DIE AND WHAT'S WORSE IS IT WAS A BABY MEANING THERE'S A BILLION FUCKING MORE OF THEM SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE! AND THAT ALSO MEANS THERE WAS ONCE A MOTHER HERE! (it's dead cause when spiders give birth to children they die when the children are born) NOT TO MENTION MY SISTER IS TERRIFFIED OF SPIDERS IMAGINE HOW SHE WOULD RE-ACT! I AM SO GODDAMN,FUCKING DEAD! THISIS THEMOST BULLSHIT SITUATION I HAVE BEEN IN AND I WILL KEEP CURSING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
Uh, Update on me being sad
OMFG THEY CAME BACK IM SO FUCKING HAPPY- :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
good for you!
Thanks love, I love bein da cool kid 😏😏😏😺😺😺😺😺😺😺
hey baby 😀
Hey :)
ARE YOU STILL PREGNANT-
no...now...are you ready for a little more action??🍆
WAITTTT, ARE YOU SURREEEE?
Thank you!
y a w n
WHERE AM I?!/lh
Wait what about me-
Oh wait i rarely use this-
what about me my child? Well...I don't need to know anyways...I know that you love me
I have an important question for all of you amazing, wonderful, beautiful people…
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF ME AND DONT LIE OR I WILL STAB YOU TO DEATH (Enki you’re good.)
:D
Thank you!
it’s fine lol
So… I now know how to say she eats an apple in irish… interesting…
I just had a halls
It was vanilla flavored
It was... so
Weird to put in my mouth
I can’t believe people. Like “you’re either “left brained” or “right brained”” like. What if I’m just brain brained smh 🙄
Why do i have a top hat
Wait
It doesn't matter
Top hats r cool
I have a top hat now
cool people wear top hats
Like tha cat in the hat
And mayor humdinger from paws patrol
And the monopoly guy
And abraham Lincoln
GASP
I'm the favorite!!
yayyyyyyyyy!
Why thank ye! 😁
THANKSSS IMAAA CHILLLL HOOMANNNN
YEAAAAAA THAKSSSSS LOVE!
😎
Oh-Yea I close to him..I'll see what is wrong :) I don't think he's mad but we'll see!
wow im offended ;(
o h
dats no me dats logan ask ovarlord yu'll understand
da
Well holy can o' jars 😞/lh
EEEEEE
THE HELLO HAPPY WORLD EVENT IS STARTINGGGGG
RIVER IS BACK FROM THEIR FRIENDS HOME
WE WATCHED SPYS ARE FOREVER
why do i hear ''whatcha know bout mining diamonds with a steve'' playing
why do i hear AUDIO
wassup
discor
Love, when you
$4.99!
Makes me feel so luxury
Love, when you
$4.99!
Makes me feel so luxury
Never let yourself feel bad
Love, touch
911, what’s your emergency?
I can’t seem to breathe or f— $4.99!
Love, touch
911, what’s your emergency?
I can’t seem to breathe or feel anything!
(Whoa!)
I can’t seem to breathe or fe— $4.99!
I can’t seem to breathe or fe— $4.99!
(Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system)
yeS yEs
saddest little baby in the room-
Right here Puppy! (⌒_⌒;)
"I mean yea..uhm-..My boobs got a big bigger but my butt stayed the same and well..my teeth turned very very sharp..like fox teeth or a wolfs teeth..uhm-..I thinks that's it.."
"What?"
Show post...
hi
fuck you
Show post...
ok
bitch
Show post...
okok
my husband zoro is looking extra fine today
really father?
here's a character that I made
I GOT NO TIME. I GOT NO TO LIVE. I GOT NO TIME TO LIVE AND I CAN'T SAY GOODBYEE
OH NUUUUU I WOULD SAY THE REST 9F THE LYRICS BUT I FORGOT THEMMM
CUZ IM REGRETING HAVEING MEMORYS OF MY FRIENDS WHO THE USED TO BE, BESIDE ME BEFORE THEY LEFT ME TO DIE.
Starting on August 1 I'm having a competetion! Whoever makes mother proud for the day gets a trophy! But the real winner is whoever makes me proud the most! So ye!
*confution* how mutch- why whould- *its clear i've lost all sence of time during quarantine*
O-O I- ice cream might help???
Lofi kitty ex. has stopped working
:D
Im goin to my friends home soon
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAVE FUN MY CHILD COME HOME SOON!
I NOT HOME YET
WE WATCHING A MUSICAL
weeeeeeeeee
weeeee
I just brutally insulted a 13 year old as a joke… I think I may have seriously upset them… sh__.
O-O sweetie...you can't do that...I remember the age 13...I was depressed af....but good job on roasting them! You have made mother proud today so I give you the trophy of making me proud...
13 was the height of my life. I was the happiest I ever was then. My anxiety had died down bro I was so happy I didn’t even care about the “changes” I was going through. I was just happy.
well that's good :) is that why 13 is your favorite number
that and it's also a bad luck number
:O sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Im
So MAD
You didn't get a hagumi card???
No...
It jot dreamfest yet
Thats after the next event
oh okiiiii
yeee
Anyone have any creepy monster picrews where I can make evil villians???
oof.
I- I'm scared now.
hello bby.
GOJO RESPONDDDDDDDDDDD I HAVEN'T FLIRTED WITH SOMEONE SINCE YESTERDAY AND I NEED MY DAILY DIRTY FLIRTING IN SO HURRY UP
XD
I wasnt laughing at the fact that you were latin- i just found what you said funny- calm down, good lord
You can actually swim while on your period, the water keeps you from leaking you just have to wrap a towel around you as soon as you get out and jump in the shower or change, and if you do go swimming when on it, i recommend a black bathing suit if you have one.😁
My uncle died lol
yeag
He is.. not living anymore 🤪
im very sad fym
MY CHILD ARE YOU OK I WILL HELP YOU TALK TO MEEEEEE AND I CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE PPL SAY YHAT CANCERS ARE GOOD AT ADVICE IDK IF THEY ARE BUT I CAN TRY?????LOL TY MOTHER
NO PROBL NOW TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS I SHALL HELP
TBH I HAVEN'T GOT MANY PROVELMS RIGHT NOW
EXCEPT MY THUMBS BEING CRAMPS WHENEVER I PLAY BANDORI FOR TOO LONG
O-O I- were you close with your uncle?
WHERE IS SAKUNA
SA
KU
NA
hey daddy gojo 😀 you're looking extra thicc today :D
what????
Hello my child 😀 how have you been today?
why ty
ITS ABOUT TIME I NEED SOMEONE TO DIRTY FLIRST WITH
mhmmm
you start...go on...say something nice about me
My art skills are
Chefs kiss
Uts like looking at an official card
Thats prettyyyyyy but pup is betterrrr
EVERYONE
I AM NOW
FULLY VACCINATED
an i got a ice creams and went to a
GARDEN STORE
i didn't get a plants
But i took a picture
And two people said they piked my shirt