random motivational quotes I found on my school's bulletin board!
"be AMBITIOUS" (yes it was written like that)
"YOU NEVER FAIL until YOU STOP TRYING" (So what you're saying is I've failed? Huh I thought I passed tho.)
"it all begins and ends in YOUR mind. what YOU GIVE POWER TO, has power over you if you ALLOW iT" (despite the grammar mistakes this one isn't actually too bad.)
"don't cry over the past, it's gone. don't stress over the future, it hasn't arrived. live in the present and make it beautiful." (I call bullshit. This quote is bullshit. Schools are literally made so you worry about your future.)
"you must expect GREAT THINGS of yourself BEFORE YOU CAN DO THEM." (so what you're saying is I'm never doing anything in life?)
I have so many scars... so many scars... but one of the scars I have is from a hot glue gun. I left it on while I was preparing the thing I was gluing, my elbow touched the end of the nozel and piping hot glue got on it. I quickly pulled my arm away and the piece of glue half dried on my arm. It burned like hell but I promptly pulled it off. Not only did it burn my skin it also took a chunk of my skin with it. That hurt even more. I bled for a bit. It took about a month to heal. It left a handsome little scar and it still hurts when I touch it. This injury (A few months ago now) still brings me pain to this day. There's a lesson to be learned here kids. Don't be a dum dum idiot and leave a hot glue gun on right next to you and be more careful. So in conclusion. Do as I say not as I do ;v; (Or just don't be me.)
I have one scar it's kind of like horizontal...just above my eyebrow...I don't remember getting it but my siblings told me that when I was like a toddler....I got up to dance for sesame streeeeettttt......anyways.....I fell on my sister's shoe and I hit my head on something so ye....I also has many scars all over my arms...my legs...my stomach....even on my...yeeeeeeeee spot....no...not down there .-. °°.....anywaysssssssss we were on leaving from a mountain vacation...and my mom told my sister and I to walk down these long hills to get rid of stuff like fruit....(idk how to explain this story that well it was a steep hill?) Anyways so my sister and I were having a conversation....when...I said "this hill is steep lol I might fall" ....And then all of a sudden I started running down the steep hill...not on purpose...just bc it was steep...I wasn't really thinking about how I should stop myself before I fell off the side of the cliff...so my pants did. My pants, which I had trouble with all day to keep it on, fell down. So I fell down so yeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeee I realized later on that I just had to click something for my pants to work so yeeeeeeeeee
Did anyone miss me? I have no idea. However, this is a message from me! I am back sorta. I have been really busy with Summer School and ect and I am sorry to my lil' sis for not being on as much to support you. But I am back on and will make up for the lost time I swear! 🥺👉👈
I made them in 4th grade. I remember drawing them in my homework note book on the last day of the second term during last period. It was honestly just a scribble but I liked it so much that I kept that note book after the year was over. I actually still have it.
I’ve made a mistake. I shouldn’t have eaten that last piece of fried chicken and eaten a burger just before sleep. I shouldn’t have drank 2 cups of milk and half a water bottle straight after. Now look. I’m unwell. I’m vomiting and I’m cold and my stomach is killing me and it’s my fault for being a greedy brat. This is pain. Life is pain. Existence is pain. Pls help. Call 911. I’m literally dying. Why did I eat all that yesterday. I feel like my stomach has been turned inside out. Wae. Wae. Wae- excuse me one second to barf- ok where were we, right. I DIDNT EVEN WRITE MY WILL YET! WHAT DID I DO? HOW DID I DESERVE THIS! GOODBYE EVERYONE! ILL SEE YOU N THE OTHER SIDE
The body takes 2 to 3 days to digest food. A large amount of food cannot be properly digested and will take longer and all the digestive bacteria must help to digest that amount of food making it difficult to digest all the food in time. Food floods your stomach and causes a reaction. Especially when you drink milk. Milk is an alkali and we need acid in our stomach to survive. Milk neutralizes the acid making it defective. Meaning teh digestive bacteria can’t work properly. So with all this going on the stomach won’t be able ti contain everything and will pop it back up the mouth hole until it’s enough to manage. So in conclusion I couldn’t take a shit until I barfed.
I was the tallest in class. I felt superior. But then my best friend came. She’s like 2 inches taller and she took away my superiority. But I’m still older so like heh forget height 💁♀️
There’s 104 days if summer vacation and school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it…
LIKE MAYBE
Building a rocket ,
Or fighting a mummy ,
Or climbing up the Eiffel tower!
Discovering something that doesn’t exist (hey!)
Or giving a monkey a shower!
Surfing tidal waves,
Creating nano-bots,
Or locating Frankenstein’s brain! (It’s over here!)
Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent,
Or driving your sister insane! (Phineas!)
As you can see there’s a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall. So stick woth us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! Si stick with us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it ALL!
Moooooooom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Who needs a coffee? 'Cause I'm doing a run I'm writing down the orders now for everyone The coffee is free, just like me I'm an unpaid intern
Sorting papers, runnin' around (runnin' around) Sitting in the meeting room, not making a sound (not a sound) Barely people, somehow legal Unpaid intern
You work all day, go back to your dorm And since you can't afford a mortgage, you just torrent a porn 'Cause you're an intern (unpaid) Wa-da-da-wap-wa-da
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it...
LIKE MAYBE-
Building a rocket or climbing a mummy, or climbing up the Eifell Tower!
Do-doo doo doo doo!
Discovering something that doesn't exist-HEY-or giving a monkey a shower
Alright so we have a nice pretty Milf with a kiddo-Shes a bottom and she's really non-chalant and her kid is very very very-protective of her mother. She is a 6 year old kid and her mother is straight.
What are crisps? They’re called CHIPS! WHAT EVEN ARE CRISPS! ITS CHIPS! CHIPS! CRISPS DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE! It’s called… CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPSSSSSSSSSSS- /j
Aim for the head shoot them dead 😀 basically criminal vs swat- unless you use a crowbar or a knife or a light Saber or a keyboard or a toilet plunger thingy
WELL YEAH BUT YOU HAVE THE BEST EXPERIENCES WHEN YOU PLAY THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS (What are your favorite roblox games? Mine are meep city and criminal vs swat)
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random motivational quotes I found on my school's bulletin board!
"be AMBITIOUS" (yes it was written like that)
"YOU NEVER FAIL until YOU STOP TRYING" (So what you're saying is I've failed? Huh I thought I passed tho.)
"it all begins and ends in YOUR mind. what YOU GIVE POWER TO, has power over you if you ALLOW iT" (despite the grammar mistakes this one isn't actually too bad.)
"don't cry over the past, it's gone. don't stress over the future, it hasn't arrived. live in the present and make it beautiful." (I call bullshit. This quote is bullshit. Schools are literally made so you worry about your future.)
"you must expect GREAT THINGS of yourself BEFORE YOU CAN DO THEM." (so what you're saying is I'm never doing anything in life?)
I have so many scars... so many scars... but one of the scars I have is from a hot glue gun. I left it on while I was preparing the thing I was gluing, my elbow touched the end of the nozel and piping hot glue got on it. I quickly pulled my arm away and the piece of glue half dried on my arm. It burned like hell but I promptly pulled it off. Not only did it burn my skin it also took a chunk of my skin with it. That hurt even more. I bled for a bit. It took about a month to heal. It left a handsome little scar and it still hurts when I touch it. This injury (A few months ago now) still brings me pain to this day. There's a lesson to be learned here kids. Don't be a dum dum idiot and leave a hot glue gun on right next to you and be more careful. So in conclusion. Do as I say not as I do ;v; (Or just don't be me.)
"YOU'RE A PUBLIC HEALTH HAZARD!" -Chat Noir
Oof
That sounds like it hurts
Not as much as a scar I have
Long story short uh I have tummy stitch
It took a year to heal
And here we are now
oof.
Press F to Pay Respects.
I mean at least I survived
And at least it ain’t notisable soooo-
;-;
anddd I’ll stop talki -kurfluflu
I have one scar it's kind of like horizontal...just above my eyebrow...I don't remember getting it but my siblings told me that when I was like a toddler....I got up to dance for sesame streeeeettttt......anyways.....I fell on my sister's shoe and I hit my head on something so ye....I also has many scars all over my arms...my legs...my stomach....even on my...yeeeeeeeee spot....no...not down there .-. °°.....anywaysssssssss we were on leaving from a mountain vacation...and my mom told my sister and I to walk down these long hills to get rid of stuff like fruit....(idk how to explain this story that well it was a steep hill?) Anyways so my sister and I were having a conversation....when...I said "this hill is steep lol I might fall" ....And then all of a sudden I started running down the steep hill...not on purpose...just bc it was steep...I wasn't really thinking about how I should stop myself before I fell off the side of the cliff...so my pants did. My pants, which I had trouble with all day to keep it on, fell down. So I fell down so yeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeee I realized later on that I just had to click something for my pants to work so yeeeeeeeeee
oof
ye idk if I explained the second one well enough so ye .-.
that reminds of the time I fell on a marble floor at an airport and lost a tooth.
welp :) happy dayo
Okay but like I HAVE ALSO BEEN ADDICTED TO GENSHIN AND WELL YOU SHOULD FRIEND ME ON GENSHIN LOL
Did anyone miss me? I have no idea. However, this is a message from me! I am back sorta. I have been really busy with Summer School and ect and I am sorry to my lil' sis for not being on as much to support you. But I am back on and will make up for the lost time I swear! 🥺👉👈
:0
I missed you.
ME TOO BESTIE IN THE TESTIE
BESTIEEEEEEEE YAYYYYTY
YAYAYAYATAUGAYATA6
BIG BROTHER!!!!
MY LIL SIS IM SO SORRY :((( I WAS NOT GOING TO LEAVE YOU ALONE AGAIN
I MISSED YOU
I AM SORRY FOR BEING REALLY BUSY I MISSED YOU TOO I HAVE JUST BEEN DISTRACTED WITH GENSHIN IMPACT AND SCHOOL AND EVERYTHING ELSE UGHHH
YOU STILL HAVe SCHOOL?!
I MISSED YOU MY CHILDDDDDDDD
MOTHER
YES
enough being depressed kins
I have a role
as a king, a ruler, a white flower polmerabbit!
Wait the white flower is depressing-
Welp!
*inhales*
Where’s my lunime eh
I’m waiting
Give give now-
I made frog girl on paper first caus why not
Then I drew her on kleki
Now I have to edit my long ass speedpaint-
:0 this reminds me of a drawing I did. Strawberry girl. And I alsomade Watermelon Boy. I gotta re-draw those.
ooooo
I made them in 4th grade. I remember drawing them in my homework note book on the last day of the second term during last period. It was honestly just a scribble but I liked it so much that I kept that note book after the year was over. I actually still have it.
ooo can I seee?
sure lemme get it
Id stab someone to have lisa's swimsuit
I’ll kill to read that red book-
LMAFSKS
She reading a song for a whale or something-
LMAO
I thibk its a fabtasy book
Rinko likes fantasu boosk
she reading the law
PERIOD 👏🏽
but that... why is she... you know what. You do you.
why is she what?
WHY IS SHE WHAT DA QUEEN OF DEEZ NUTS
...yeah sure that's exactly what I was asking. Took the words right out my mouth.
WHY DID YOU ASK WHY IS SHE
I NEED TO KNOW WGAT IT IS SHE WAS DOING
why is she wearing 2 swimsuits. It looks awkward in my opinion.
I barfed up my lunch…
Mission failed successfully!
Are you okay 😦
never been better!
I feel better
Anywho
I know I missed your b-day flowers
Soooooo I made ya a gift :D
Hope you like it ☺️
hello! I’m glad you feel better!
thank you
Moral of the story: Allan should not skip food nor try to go on pain med strike
yeah that probably isn’t a very good idea.
yep-
Yay
I fced my first expert song :o
English it riva-
fc
Full Combo
£it iss inflish
You know what
At least it’s working for ya-
yws
wat?
Good job river 💃
I don't know, maybe its me but I feel like I'm drifting away from everyone.
no you’re not.
I don't think you are, really
I’ve made a mistake. I shouldn’t have eaten that last piece of fried chicken and eaten a burger just before sleep. I shouldn’t have drank 2 cups of milk and half a water bottle straight after. Now look. I’m unwell. I’m vomiting and I’m cold and my stomach is killing me and it’s my fault for being a greedy brat. This is pain. Life is pain. Existence is pain. Pls help. Call 911. I’m literally dying. Why did I eat all that yesterday. I feel like my stomach has been turned inside out. Wae. Wae. Wae- excuse me one second to barf- ok where were we, right. I DIDNT EVEN WRITE MY WILL YET! WHAT DID I DO? HOW DID I DESERVE THIS! GOODBYE EVERYONE! ILL SEE YOU N THE OTHER SIDE
Go take a shit or something 🤨
The body takes 2 to 3 days to digest food. A large amount of food cannot be properly digested and will take longer and all the digestive bacteria must help to digest that amount of food making it difficult to digest all the food in time. Food floods your stomach and causes a reaction. Especially when you drink milk. Milk is an alkali and we need acid in our stomach to survive. Milk neutralizes the acid making it defective. Meaning teh digestive bacteria can’t work properly. So with all this going on the stomach won’t be able ti contain everything and will pop it back up the mouth hole until it’s enough to manage. So in conclusion I couldn’t take a shit until I barfed.
nice copypasta
… no I’m just smart.
lol ok
@Riv Riv
S P A R K L Y
Sparkyly
he purty
yes
I have to makecsdggnyhv brb
D'ye want the one I used-
#뚜러뻥_인장공장｜Picrew
DO NOT WORRY I HATH ONE
I wasn't sure if i should've given him butter fly wings like mr spakrlies has so i keft them off
Current status: swagging away the pain
CHILDRENNNNNNNNNN
YES MUMSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-
MUMSY I HAVETH RP IDEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
yeeeeee? Don't be shy 😏
Ok Ok Ok-so it's campy as heck which I think is great-
Yea mom?
yeh
Convince yourself you actually hated them all along
But I dont hate her. I just-I didn't want too end it but know we I KEEEEPPPP CRYINGGGG OVER HERRRR AND IT SUCKKKSSSSS.
NJUST UH
KUST 8IMAGINE
JUST UH JUST SAY TO YOURSELF HEY. I DON'T NEED NO WOMAN TO MAKE MY LIFE COMPLEYE
WRLL I DON'T KNOW ICE BEVRF HAD ANYONE TO GET OVRR AAAA
OKAYYY BUTT LIKE SHEE HELPED WITH DEPRESSIONNNNNNNN OVER HEREEEE!
THEN JUST UH
EAT AN ICE CREAMS AND CRY
i dont know sorry-
i never had a crush or been in an relationship so i dont know.
im sorry.
No its okay! Thanks for wanting to help though!
um-no offense but-
you don't post about it on a public forum that she's on where she can see it.
You don't do that.
True my bad, I'll delete it.
who’re we talking about…? I was busy dying.
what gives kindergartners a sense of power:
strength: 0
money: 0
how tall they are: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
I was the tallest in class. I felt superior. But then my best friend came. She’s like 2 inches taller and she took away my superiority. But I’m still older so like heh forget height 💁♀️
my friends don’t know Lazy Town! Everyone knows Lazy Town!
wow
how do they not know Lazy Town! lol
TEHU DONT EVEN KNOW COOKING BY THE BOOK THE MOST FAMOUS LAZYTOWN SONG THAT WAS POPULAR ON TIK TOK FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG
what's lazy town?
…ever heard the song “Cooking By The Book”
no, sorry
…you live under a rock.
why does he look like Micheal jackson
anyways i gtg
true....
you guys probably already know this but
the creator is still alive lol
(their twitter)
(they responded to a comment 3 hours ago)
fijbg8yreinfoernufinairegokreniogrm
i got to uptmshd the rip ok
okay
look
it you
yes can you do vs noahhhhss piz and https://noahhhhss.itch.io/canskj bopie is noin and sixnc is tibbot ok
sure
and modinc piz
siings i rip vs witte or vs matt?
they’re not alive on itch.io
yeah lol
Yea
But they aren't active here i don't think
GTG GN BITCHES
gn
this super-bright background hurts my eyes
they need to make it dark or something
haha jokes on you the developer hasent updated their games in forever. /j
BRUH IKR
jokes on you the developer isn’t on here anymore ahahhaha
anger
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nice
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doo bee doo bee doo ba doo be doo bee doo ba doo bee doo bee doo ba PERRY
He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal if action.
He’s a furry little flat foot, who never flinched from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He’s got more than just mad skill.
He’s got a beaver tail and a bill.
And the ladies swoon whenever they hear him say-ee-ay-ee-ay.
Klklklkllkllkllklkklkkl.
*insert swooning here*
He’s Perry!
Perry the Platypus!
Perry!
Perry the Platypus!
AGENT P!
cool song
yes cool song
oh hi noahhhhss
hi i am witwrs a yt vivo
pretty cool
have u watched dis yet?
I have a better one.
There’s 104 days if summer vacation and school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it…
LIKE MAYBE
Building a rocket ,
Or fighting a mummy ,
Or climbing up the Eiffel tower!
Discovering something that doesn’t exist (hey!)
Or giving a monkey a shower!
Surfing tidal waves,
Creating nano-bots,
Or locating Frankenstein’s brain! (It’s over here!)
Finding a dodo bird,
Painting a continent,
Or driving your sister insane! (Phineas!)
As you can see there’s a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall. So stick woth us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! Si stick with us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it ALL!
Moooooooom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
wow even cooler song
It is a really cool song
yes
Shakes finger
I have an even BETTER song
Who needs a coffee? 'Cause I'm doing a run
I'm writing down the orders now for everyone
The coffee is free, just like me
I'm an unpaid intern
Sorting papers, runnin' around (runnin' around)
Sitting in the meeting room, not making a sound (not a sound)
Barely people, somehow legal
Unpaid intern
You work all day, go back to your dorm
And since you can't afford a mortgage, you just torrent a porn
'Cause you're an intern (unpaid)
Wa-da-da-wap-wa-da
Ok didn’t have to hit so close to home there but here’s a like I guess
Ahem Ahem Ahem-
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it...
LIKE MAYBE-
Building a rocket or climbing a mummy, or climbing up the Eifell Tower!
Do-doo doo doo doo!
Discovering something that doesn't exist-HEY-or giving a monkey a shower
BUH DUH DU DUH-
Surfing tidal waves! Creating Nanobots, relocating Frankenstein's brain-
IT'S OVER HERE!
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continet or driving our sister insane!
PHINEAS!
As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall-
C'MON PERRY!
So stick with us cuz Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us cuz Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it alllll!!!
MOM, PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!
BAM!
YES!
h
Thank GOD
disney theory channels be like:
is luca a sea monster!? 🥶 😱 😨 😰🥶 😱 😨 😰 lets find out!!
Matpat be like
lol
yeah
AHHHHHH DON'T TORTURE ME ANYMOREEEEEE I WANT TO WATCH LUCA BUT I DON'T HAVE DISNEY PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDSSSSSSSSSEEE
Yes
I'm going to bed.
gn
O goodnight then
Alright so we have a nice pretty Milf with a kiddo-Shes a bottom and she's really non-chalant and her kid is very very very-protective of her mother. She is a 6 year old kid and her mother is straight.
Here's zee milfff.
and here's 6 years old over-protective kid.
Here the moms body type.
I-
wanna do it-?
noh one under stanfs shitft I say
Why?
I I’m tie rerd
I now speak bonks bonk
Thank ue
ah yes. I sure would love a nice sip of EnD mE-
bepis please
sure you don’t want CrYsTaL bEpIs
nou
bepis it is
pepe
conke
wonder if you pronounce that like the frog or like peepee
probs teh frog
aw now i cant ask for some peepee....
god im so immature-
… congratulations you just played yourself.
💥Bakugou Simp💥
check the edit m8
your fault not mine 🤭
What are crisps? They’re called CHIPS! WHAT EVEN ARE CRISPS! ITS CHIPS! CHIPS! CRISPS DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE! It’s called… CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPSSSSSSSSSSS- /j
Crisps kinda makes sense tho
Cos they've been fried to a... crisp and they're Crispy
You’re dead to me./j
crisps are like fries or chips in a british or australian accent
i think
yeah I know that
okokokokokokokokokokokokk
im stupid
crisp
AHHHHHHHHHH- *implodes*
oh noes
Whoopsie. I have aliven’t
ill fix u *throws bandages at u*
🐵
monkey 🙂
🎶monke monke monke man. Monke monke monke man. 🎶
lol
I did a that
so I saw this and decided to make my own and uh here's the result
OMG SHREK 🤩🤩🤩
yeah 😎😎😎
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😍😍😍😍😍😍🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥🤩🤩🤩😱😱😱
Aim for the head shoot them dead 😀 basically criminal vs swat- unless you use a crowbar or a knife or a light Saber or a keyboard or a toilet plunger thingy
More manifesting
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
does anyone wanna rp..?
🥲🤳
Ok who’re you using?
well I-
Shit.
Uh got any special requests on who I should use because you’re backing me up into a corner here I mean this is bakugo 🙂
OH MY GOD THEY HAVE EGGOS IN A STORE NEAR ME
Step number one: steeal all eggs you can
Step number two: escape and while ur at it be a baddie and break the windows while you walk out in slow motion
also. You have to have Eleven’s powers, a buzz cut and a pink dress.
yes.
:O BITCH. IK THAT YOU AREN'T PLAYING MY FAVORITE ROBLOX GAME WITHOUT ME.
WELL YEAH BUT YOU HAVE THE BEST EXPERIENCES WHEN YOU PLAY THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS (What are your favorite roblox games? Mine are meep city and criminal vs swat)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
axolotl