Well...the thing is...I Killed your father because he cheated on me....so I cut his dick off and slowly very veryyyy slowly tortured him..to death. So yeah. Also I took care of their kid...he's the greatest and most feared crime boss now...so proud of him 🥰
last year for christmas well... for December because christmas holiday duh, anyway we did secret santa and we sent anonymous candy canes and gingerbread men to anyone we wanted, along with a note. I sent my friend one anonymously and me and her are k-pop fans so I made the card say... "Like mate. STOP PROCRASTINATING!" and her face was priceless. She was crying laughing and so done with me all at the same time. It truly was a wonderful day and no one got me a candy cane or gingerbread man,not even a plain card and I was sending them out left and right, no one could stop me! Well my mom could by refusing to give me money to buy the stuff but other than that I WAS FASTER THAN LIGHT! That is now my favorite December ever.
I played a demo of little nightmares it was scary but paperbag was cute (what I call him) I play mine craft where I can but for some reason the internet in that room is just crappy any other room is fine tho but that's the only place where I can play minecraft my favorite games are meep city criminal vs swat little big planet and minecraft
Famous people are so rood these days. Like if a fan comes up to you, asks for your autograph, asks questions about you, just be nice.Like I met one of my favorite idols and I was so nice I asked for an autograph politely and all they said was "What are you doing in my house?" and "I'm calling the police!" like jeez I just wanted an autograph!
"I am in the mood of placing minerals such as grain and wheat through the process of digestion by entering it in through my gob and allowing it to flow down my esophagus into my stomach where it will be digested by certain bacteria living in a pool of hydrochloric acid in my stomach which the bacteria cannot survive without, once it is done it will head through my large and small intestines where it will be broken down into feces and the harmful liquids turned into other types of feces and then they will be released out of my body a while later."
well at least for here, it's because the developers aren't active anymore and haven't been for years. And yeah probably, but the way I see it it's not really harming anyone
And it's cause I'm also talking to other people on here
It was the day of Damien's arrival in Liliya, Lysandre's kingdom. Lysandre looked out the window waiting for the carriage to inevitably appear outside the castle doors, his bluebird familiar resting on his shoulder. He was honestly just nervous. Anxious would be the better word, he guessed. The kingdom of Voiennye had done so much damage to Liliya, inflicted so much suffering over their centuries long war. And while Lysandre knew that just because the prince he was promised to belonged to this kingdom, it didn't mean he was a bad person...what if he was?
He was just eating chocolate while he was in the carriage because he liked chocolate. He was just waiting. Bored out of his mind, he was still a little weird about the "plan" but he kept his stomach intact and just was waiting-he ate alot of choclate when he was nervous or scared and he was nervous and anxious as hell.
(Alright look, you have to rate this bad boy from 1-10 how much h of a jerk or cold you want this boy?)
;-; so I have this disease with no cure where my nerves are messed up and give me random pain in random areas and it is killing me, it’s really been acting up and it hurts so bad and I hate it-
basically these two are princes. They're opposite aesthetics, so one is light and the other's dark. their kingdoms have been at war for each other with centuries, but finally these kingdoms have come to a peace agreement, this being sealed by the marriage of their princes. EXCEPT- it's actually a trap set by the dark kingdom. Dark kingdom is the one who set up this marriage agreement but there real plan is actually to have their prince get close to softboi prince and then killllll himmmm. But they end up falling for each other.
Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crappppp I just read the newest episode of dating with a tail on webtoon and that is an illegal cliffhanger and they can’t do that to me and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh This is happening too soon and I- I- I- I- I- I- I- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PANIK PANIK PANIK PANIK PANIKKKKK
basically these two are princes. They're opposite aesthetics, so one is light and the other's dark. their kingdoms have been at war for each other with centuries, but finally these kingdoms have come to a peace agreement, this being sealed by the marriage of their princes. EXCEPT- it's actually a trap set by the dark kingdom. Dark kingdom is the one who set up this marriage agreement but there real plan is actually to have their prince get close to softboi prince and then killllll himmmm. But they end up falling for each other.
it just what this place has become- people can still put reviews on it, and post characters from the game. we're just people hanging out here though. it not really doing any harm so . . .idk. you're allowed to think its stupid though.
guysssss I'm so excitedddddddd fear street part two is coming out tomorrow anyone wanna watch it together??? Idk if we can like literally watch it together but we can start it at the same time and talk about it while the movie goes If you haven't seen part one we can watch it tonight but if we aren't in the same time zone we need to find a good time
Have you seen that meme of this girl crying about an abortion that she had and then on of the people listening said "dang. Double homicide" you should look it up on youtube
here's a fun fact. If Sooby-Doo is a talking dog (since birth) and all the"supernatural" mysteries that Mystery Inc. goes on turn out to be someone in a disguise, then Scooby is the only supernatural creature Mystery Inc. has ever caught. Just let that sink in...
the show says scooby doo was always able to talk. And a lot of his movements aren't very dog-like. Plus even if he did learn to talk, I've seen talking dogs, they can't talk nearly as good. And especially not at an early age.
IT IS MY SUNFLOWERS BOOTIMUS BIRTHDAY...IT IS TIME TO OPEN THE PRESENTS...I GOT YOU A KNIFE. A ROCKET...A NINTENDO SWITCH....256 BLANKETS...A BIGGER BEDROOM (1325 SQ FT) GOLD JEWELRY...FASHION CLOTHES...GUCCI BAG...YEP THAT'S IT YOU CAN ASK FOR MORE
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Well...the thing is...I Killed your father because he cheated on me....so I cut his dick off and slowly very veryyyy slowly tortured him..to death. So yeah. Also I took care of their kid...he's the greatest and most feared crime boss now...so proud of him 🥰
mom… we’re like 12-15…
oh I know. The perfect age to learn. So young...
mom are you sure you’re qualified to be a parent?
ofc sweetie I signed the paper in their blood
…
Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa UwUwUUUU
o.o
Mama.. just killed a man-
put a knife against his cock started cutting..it offf...mamaaaaaa
Ily says so
:O a pan flag rainbowwwe was that intentional?
yes yes it is
Mumsy u didn’t tell lan lan what happened to dad
Betta tell me or else I go get ash and silvi
see you in an hour or so
It is mah dad's birthday today! We're eating Japanese Cheesecake! We're about to watch a movie soon! Birthdays are some of the best days of the year!
they really are hope you and your dad have fun!
thank you!
no problemo
look
Hapkinu and lawkins
Hapkinu would be older In polmerabbit years
Cause one he snapped which triggers his body to grow quicker
And two I imagine him being wayyy taller than lawkins
And the fact that their höllens are different make them look like siblings but they are the same person with a different backstory lol
I go edit speedpaint now
I like it
thankies
no problemo
STORYTIME:
last year for christmas well... for December because christmas holiday duh, anyway we did secret santa and we sent anonymous candy canes and gingerbread men to anyone we wanted, along with a note. I sent my friend one anonymously and me and her are k-pop fans so I made the card say... "Like mate. STOP PROCRASTINATING!" and her face was priceless. She was crying laughing and so done with me all at the same time. It truly was a wonderful day and no one got me a candy cane or gingerbread man,not even a plain card and I was sending them out left and right, no one could stop me! Well my mom could by refusing to give me money to buy the stuff but other than that I WAS FASTER THAN LIGHT! That is now my favorite December ever.
that must've been nice
it was!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
prototype of hapkinu
My scrappy line art hasn’t been erased so-
you are really good at drawing my child
thakiess
no problemo
you should make it your roblox character if you have it
I have no money for robux
Plus hapkinu isn’t my main oc
you could get a job! It's pretty fun if you make it fun
I hate that i was born a female :(
welcome to period cramps
When your body don’t get baby the layer sheds making murder scenes on the bed
Best way to decribe it without much info
yay fun
I could tell you the full reason why periods happen but like
I ain’t wanna get into that shit
I’m truck not a doctor
I dont get y i couldnt have been born a guy
it is what it is
I think salt water helps with periods idk if it’s comfirmed or not
I don’t really get any body dystopia or however you spell that
I’ll find ways to help a fellow lad struggling
Pain T-T
kurtis my belove-
Ææ-
Imma just-
I-
mumsy
Did you know that gay rainbow wolf is trans now and he is kurtis
And he called me shawty :(
ooh no I didn't know that I will get da belt out on Kurt's for calling you shawty
he’s not online anymore tho
Parents are monitoring his acc
So he made an alt acc called trans kurtis
oh kk
GUYS MEGUMI FROM JJK IS PAN AND I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE NOW
MEGUMIIIIIIIII! YEASSSSSS
time to talk about who hapkinu is
He is the grudged version of lawkins
Hapkinu is in a poly relationship with two mortals
One named nimbus other named vinn/ Vincent
Vinn tourtured hapkinu which made him snap and now he’s like this
I’ve shown picture of hapkinu
He was there
Were you?…
interesting...I like it!
were you there?..
was I there when what????
I- child you know I love you right??? I still do. 🥰
What is everyone's favorite video game?
missed messages
Oh and miitopia
I never got around to playing missed messages
go play it!
I shall
yass
Easy one Minecraft, Little Nightmares (1 and 2) and Cuphead.
I played a demo of little nightmares it was scary but paperbag was cute (what I call him) I play mine craft where I can but for some reason the internet in that room is just crappy any other room is fine tho but that's the only place where I can play minecraft my favorite games are meep city criminal vs swat little big planet and minecraft
oh dats nice
weeeeeeeee b twjetjtwjrw b g fwb
SpongeGlock Squarepants
hapkinu-
He was there-
————————-
someone: -says something bad about game-
everyone else here: NO
me: your opinion and I respect that
yeah but
EVERYONE decides they have to reply to it
or atleast alot of people
mhm-
aww was there a problematic person
Bummer~…
And I wasn’t thereeee..
we neeed rules for drama
Like really-
I go make some-
yeah I saw
mhm
I don’t get pissed
I’ll talk it out with the person that makes me feel a way I don’t like feeling
I shall go murder them.
uh-wait they weren't-bothering me-they were actually very nice-
Pft.
The bandori dub is so bad, it hurts
This isn't fair
Famous people are so rood these days. Like if a fan comes up to you, asks for your autograph, asks questions about you, just be nice.Like I met one of my favorite idols and I was so nice I asked for an autograph politely and all they said was "What are you doing in my house?" and "I'm calling the police!" like jeez I just wanted an autograph!
what.
"I am in the mood of placing minerals such as grain and wheat through the process of digestion by entering it in through my gob and allowing it to flow down my esophagus into my stomach where it will be digested by certain bacteria living in a pool of hydrochloric acid in my stomach which the bacteria cannot survive without, once it is done it will head through my large and small intestines where it will be broken down into feces and the harmful liquids turned into other types of feces and then they will be released out of my body a while later."
vs
"I'm hungry."
Sometimes, were mostly supportive.
uhhh-
depends on the community but for the most part yeah honestly
well at least for here, it's because the developers aren't active anymore and haven't been for years. And yeah probably, but the way I see it it's not really harming anyone
And it's cause I'm also talking to other people on here
Idk bro-
what’s it to ya?
Ok ok
BABEYS-
Damian
YES-
oki-do you want me to start?
Mhhhhhmm.
oki-
It was the day of Damien's arrival in Liliya, Lysandre's kingdom. Lysandre looked out the window waiting for the carriage to inevitably appear outside the castle doors, his bluebird familiar resting on his shoulder. He was honestly just nervous. Anxious would be the better word, he guessed. The kingdom of Voiennye had done so much damage to Liliya, inflicted so much suffering over their centuries long war. And while Lysandre knew that just because the prince he was promised to belonged to this kingdom, it didn't mean he was a bad person...what if he was?
He was just eating chocolate while he was in the carriage because he liked chocolate. He was just waiting. Bored out of his mind, he was still a little weird about the "plan" but he kept his stomach intact and just was waiting-he ate alot of choclate when he was nervous or scared and he was nervous and anxious as hell.
(Alright look, you have to rate this bad boy from 1-10 how much h of a jerk or cold you want this boy?)
;-; so I have this disease with no cure where my nerves are messed up and give me random pain in random areas and it is killing me, it’s really been acting up and it hurts so bad and I hate it-
CURSE YOU NERVEEEESSSSS!
jon. This is very imprtnt. Fren.
Ooooooo.
Take care of fren wile I am gon.
K. Hellllooo fren.
Wat. Fren you must b carful okeeeey.
WAHHH!
WAHHHHHHH!
Jon jon.
*sad noises*
Oh… thank (monch)
…
wat.
whyyyyyyyyYYYYYY-
Remind me why I did this again?
women, men, and other humans,
i must go
i know tis sad, but my father just informed me to go to bed. farewell all. sweetdreams. goodnight. and best of all dont let the demons bite.
amiga
....
GODDANG IT JUST LET ME BITE PEOPLE!
lol
goodnight
IM SCREAMING! I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE! AND I REGRET AGREEING TO READ THIS WEBTOON!
mhmmm-
would you like to rp with me?
sure… wait what kind of rp?
uh the fantastical gay kind? I have this idea
basically these two are princes. They're opposite aesthetics, so one is light and the other's dark. their kingdoms have been at war for each other with centuries, but finally these kingdoms have come to a peace agreement, this being sealed by the marriage of their princes. EXCEPT- it's actually a trap set by the dark kingdom. Dark kingdom is the one who set up this marriage agreement but there real plan is actually to have their prince get close to softboi prince and then killllll himmmm. But they end up falling for each other.
great great which prince are you making?
I have people for both so I'm fine with either-but I prefer softboi personally-
oh yeah that happened to me once
(warning ahead innapropiate shtuff to not read)
there was panel of a guy watching a porn channel and he was waving his dick in the air
this is a completely different situation… and uhh I need to bleach my eyes and uh thank you for the image I hate it.
yw :)
yeh. i sat for a good 5 minutes with my jaw locked open.
also I feel so bad for you
im fine
Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crappppp I just read the newest episode of dating with a tail on webtoon and that is an illegal cliffhanger and they can’t do that to me and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh This is happening too soon and I- I- I- I- I- I- I- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PANIK PANIK PANIK PANIK PANIKKKKK
I wanna roleplayyyyyy
im boooorrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddd
Hi yes hello I have arrived
hihi
Okay well my good sir I do in fact have an rp idea
what is thou's idea
Ahem
basically these two are princes. They're opposite aesthetics, so one is light and the other's dark. their kingdoms have been at war for each other with centuries, but finally these kingdoms have come to a peace agreement, this being sealed by the marriage of their princes. EXCEPT- it's actually a trap set by the dark kingdom. Dark kingdom is the one who set up this marriage agreement but there real plan is actually to have their prince get close to softboi prince and then killllll himmmm. But they end up falling for each other.
Um-shore. But yield me the Bakugou
Imma say yours
WTF LIL NAS X BAKUGOU?
what
welp anyone else wanna rp with a fairy or fae (i havent decided what she is yet-) ?
AhEm... Fae are Fairies.
not really fairies are small magical beings
fae are kinda of the same but instead they are mischievous and enjoy bringing chaos
so fae are like sprites?
actually Pixies are the mischievous faries. Sprites are Pixies. Fae are Faries.
ashahdgahsgdhagdhsghagdhs
well idc 😤
stubborn.
becuase???
roleplay?
others do it to
it just what this place has become- people can still put reviews on it, and post characters from the game. we're just people hanging out here though. it not really doing any harm so . . .idk. you're allowed to think its stupid though.
does anyone remember that one show Are You Afraid of the Dark? I miss that show. Ahead of it's time honestly.
no but it sounds familiar
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH EPISODE1 AND SEE IF YOU REMEMBER IT (PS it's pretty old so the quality of the episodes won't be very good)
YEA IVE WATCHED IT BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESS IT'S SUCH A GREAT SHOW!
guysssss I'm so excitedddddddd fear street part two is coming out tomorrow anyone wanna watch it together??? Idk if we can like literally watch it together but we can start it at the same time and talk about it while the movie goes If you haven't seen part one we can watch it tonight but if we aren't in the same time zone we need to find a good time
I was eating egg and... I think I just commit eggicide (homicide but with eggs)
uh RIP boiled egg... you will be remembered... dead or not... in the end I still got to eat you after.
Have you seen that meme of this girl crying about an abortion that she had and then on of the people listening said "dang. Double homicide" you should look it up on youtube
sure
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
here's a fun fact. If Sooby-Doo is a talking dog (since birth) and all the"supernatural" mysteries that Mystery Inc. goes on turn out to be someone in a disguise, then Scooby is the only supernatural creature Mystery Inc. has ever caught. Just let that sink in...
I- I- I am still confused. Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo
This fascinating anecdote bemuses me.
I-
I'msorry
BRUH STOP APOLOGIZIBG YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGG
i bet he barks a certain way to simulate a talking human
that's why its like: ruh roh raggy!? rhat do we roo!?
from birth? Doubtful.
no not from birth he just learned how to at an early age
the show says scooby doo was always able to talk. And a lot of his movements aren't very dog-like. Plus even if he did learn to talk, I've seen talking dogs, they can't talk nearly as good. And especially not at an early age.
idk its a kids show :T
Me: If you call your wife your ex-girlfriend technically you wouldn't be wrong.
"Ma'am this is a McDonalds drive thru."
sprite is the best. McDonald's sprite is the second best. Well...Busch gardens and McDonald's tie
Sprite and 7UP are the exact same drinks with different ingredients prove me wrong.
I shall. Sprite is just better. Because it has more crackle. (crackle is a word I use for anything and everything that makes sense for the word)
I meant the same in taste
ah yes taste. Idk.
I HAVE CRAMPS ARGH
they hurt so much
im dyeing . . .
THAT SUCKS
help me . . please . . it hurts
AHAH IKR DYEING HURTS SO MUCH
R.I.P
why
:I it's just a phrase
I was today years old when I figured out that Sero's helmet, like his shoulder pad thingies, was shaped like a tape dispenser
No, I didn't write Monster High fan fiction in my Twilight notebook-
is it bad that I know like everything about Monster High for no reason.
No, not at all
WHO WANTS TO DO A MOB TYPE OF RP OR LIKE MAFIA
idk
Phone tour 😛 (this emoji was used in a satirical fashion)
Lock screeb
Home screeb plus apps
is that sex with a ghost I see?
i don't know
IS IT!?
har dee har har.
i know i know
Im veeeeeeery funny
sure, whatever floats your boat /j
HELLO MY CHILDREN
IT IS MY SUNFLOWERS BOOTIMUS BIRTHDAY...IT IS TIME TO OPEN THE PRESENTS...I GOT YOU A KNIFE. A ROCKET...A NINTENDO SWITCH....256 BLANKETS...A BIGGER BEDROOM (1325 SQ FT) GOLD JEWELRY...FASHION CLOTHES...GUCCI BAG...YEP THAT'S IT YOU CAN ASK FOR MORE
hey mumsyyyy
I got a riot at the white house for my birthday this year...
Can I get a less upsetting gift next year?
INDEED MY CHILD I WILL GIVE YOU MANY MANY PRESENTS ONES THAT YOU ASK FOR AND EVEN ONES THAT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR
but in all seriousness, my birthday is January 6th. That's the day the insurrection on the white house happened-
wow I thought that I was unlucky