ummmmmmmmmm-me-I just wanna do some kid hijinks before the real shit hits the fan-
Your character was sitting under a tree reading a book, when Dmitri popped his head out from the tree, hanging upside down, twigs and leaves in his hair.
I think a lot of people hate Scorpio. I personally however hate THE NEW SIGN THAT JUST CAME IN AND HAD TO RAIN ON MY PARADE! I HATE IT WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING AND I PRETEND IT DOESN'T EXIST BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO STAY A SCORPIO THANK YOU BYE.
oh my god. Where did it scratch you? Where were you bleeding are you okay? As a cat owner I know the harm cats can do. HOW DID YOU TREAT THE WOUND YOU KNOW IF A WOUND FROM A CAT ISN'T TREATED PROPERLY YOU COULD GET REALLY SICK. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A STRAY
around 6 million years ago a giant bird with an average wingspan of about 21 feet and feathers as long as samurai swords. The Argentavis Magnificens, or in non-scientific terms, the Magnificent Argentine Bird, was nicknamed The Thunderbird due it's resemblance to a bird in ancient mythology, a bird with unnatural powers. The Thunderbird looked similar to a raven or vulture as it had black feathers covering it's body but a head and body build like a vulture. It's said to have eaten armadillos, rodent like mammals, possums and capybara. Birds descended from this thing. You really want that pet bird now?
My friend has a bird and my moms dead grandma had 7 birds, two cockatiels, a cockatoo, a rainbow macaw i think its called, two small blue birds and a tealish bird same size as the blue ones, the macaw was an arse hole it bit me twelve times and it hurt worse everytime yet it loved her grandma 👁👄👁
i got dis cool world in minecraft wnd it has mouse deer, shrews, spotted deer, eagles, ect! Its based off of the Philippines and its rlly cool especially this weird thing call a Tararaw or whatever
Edit: Also i rlly want an albino boa constrictor imma do some research but i want it to look like this so bad
this is the larges prehistoric snake ever recorded. The Titanoboa. To this thing. A human is a light desert. A crocodile is lunch. And a Megalodon is a delicious dinner. Though it didn't exist at the same time as the Meg. It was a long time before it. It mostly fed on Crocodiles and other large animals. It preferred warmer temperatures and lived in swampy areas or rainforests. Due it's mass and weight, the Titanoboa needed a moist surrounding to move easier. The worst part... it's prey didn't get a quick death. Or a painless one. This massive creature wrapped it's prey with it's body and strangled it until it died. Or worse, it crushed it's body. Then it'd swallow it's prey WHOLE. Snakes descended from this creature. Ya sure want them as a pet?
dats a Turkish Angora btw. Though they're mostly white, sometimes they have different colour patterns including the one shown here. I have a white Turkish Angora. His name is Sugar.
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RIV RIV ALMOST CAME OUT TO THEIR MOM IN THE CAR
THE WORDS WERE IN THEIR MOUTH HOLY SHIT
my friend also hit me in the eye with a frisbee but i forgive her for ruining my face
yes
triple a batteries
Rigbone but...Rebbeca
@WOW, WOMEN-
Behold, a child-
kid him.
adult him.
AWWWWWWWWWWW-
He's so precious I just wanna hug him-
(Thank you, nowwweeww who's startingggggg?)
ummmmmmmmmm-me-I just wanna do some kid hijinks before the real shit hits the fan-
Your character was sitting under a tree reading a book, when Dmitri popped his head out from the tree, hanging upside down, twigs and leaves in his hair.
".."I can't anymore, if I gotta choke down on one more of those modly, disgusting crackers-Bam!-Wack!" Said Iago"
He laughed a little, it was soft along with his face, He flipped the page with excitement.
Im leaving because ALLAN ISEAVING AND I AM SAD.
FUCK
Allan is out!
I’ll see y’all uhh..
Let’s see let’s see..
Thursday idk-
NOOOO
Hh
you see what I have to deal with
*Points at enki*
Bullshit.
*looks at old post of me and kurtis*
Bullshit.
*me remembering that he can’t come on nor talk to me until school comes back because I got him in trouble and I’m just a depressed blob*
BULLSHIT!
Fuck it let me go play my four crows
wanna play a game then?
aww why not?
don’t call us out or I’ll call u out for Lying about your dumbass age
Your birthday is in November dipshit Lying little shit bitch shawty bushkin bubushka!!!!
Hmp-
no, I want salsa-
I’ll just vomit it out :D
Pablo what u on-
What?
Pablo actin sus
Pablo is never sus
he’s an international-
SUPER SPYYYY
O_O
my mom wont take me to get vaccinated yet.
yes
#anxietyinternetmomgoals
nooooo
SUPER SPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
heyyyyy
My s.a.d: heyyy-
Me: .. WAT-
I had to take a break
If you don’t look at Floridian weather well-
It’s a piece of shit rn
Look-
shut up nat
I hate my life
Uh...Imma do that thing where I make them genderbended human again so...here's Mordicai from Regular Show ig her name is Moriah now...or something
New Oc to draw, thank you very much-
Hello im back ^^
who are you again?
I CANT STOP BEIN AN ASS TO EVERYONE
Just let it all out on the people you hate.
thats the thng
i hate too many people
and the person i hate the mosts birthday is tomorrow and i dont wanna ruin it since she doesnt have many left
oh shit , than just let it out all on me. I'm fine with it.
no no its oay
i just
i ust
i learnd something horrible
something i taugt myself
It's fine just let it out all on me. I have felt worse.
when ur bored so ur rereading
yalls
holding in cackle laughter is the hardest sht
Jill right now
i had to do some hardcore snooping to understand that
Was it fun?
yes
i went on a journey and found the information i was lookin for
lmfao
STFU NATALY
WHATS UP OTHER BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCÆ
What the fuck did they do?
IDK SHE HATES ME FOR SOME REASON.
Well thats fucking stupid.
I know and she copy’s me 😰😰 when I got my first bunny hat she got one too 😓😓
more like
1. Jolene
2. Jolene
3. You guessed Jolene
i dont rlly have one but i’m Libra ♎️
oh
I think a lot of people hate Scorpio. I personally however hate THE NEW SIGN THAT JUST CAME IN AND HAD TO RAIN ON MY PARADE! I HATE IT WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING AND I PRETEND IT DOESN'T EXIST BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO STAY A SCORPIO THANK YOU BYE.
edited on vsco
this is what my humor has stooped down to
Have this noob I made at 10 pm.
i heard you were gifting away my brethren
I rlly luv how half of my family call me disgusting/nasty/weird just bc I want a cat...that's all
NANI THE FU-
oh my god. Where did it scratch you? Where were you bleeding are you okay? As a cat owner I know the harm cats can do. HOW DID YOU TREAT THE WOUND YOU KNOW IF A WOUND FROM A CAT ISN'T TREATED PROPERLY YOU COULD GET REALLY SICK. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A STRAY
I-
i want some new games on my phone but idk what games to download i need some recommendations pls
idk
you can play zombie tsunami
Thanks you I will check that out
ssssooo, did you check it out?
yes i like it
Guys does anyone remember when I used to make long a$$ bios well I still do = )
why do you censor "ass"
Thats what i was thinking
Look up B)
ass
Is not a bad word
I know you're still a child but
Its not
I just like censoring stuff it’s not that big of a deal
Riv be speaking faxs.
ass means donkey! :D so whenever my little brother is rude because my mom tells me to stop being an ass i say stop being a donkey
Why not? I always do that with bad words B)
oh ok then
Yeah lol
This is...
The most
Un funny
Thing ive ever had to witness
😎
New Name: 🌅🧸Lemon Bear🧸🌅
New Pfp:
IT BETTER FIT OR IMMA BE MAD IT TOOK SO LONG TO FIND TRANSPARENTS
Edit: I HAD TO FIX IT BUT LOOK
YESS
second one looks squished
Ik, i has to get it to fit my pfp :(
around 6 million years ago a giant bird with an average wingspan of about 21 feet and feathers as long as samurai swords. The Argentavis Magnificens, or in non-scientific terms, the Magnificent Argentine Bird, was nicknamed The Thunderbird due it's resemblance to a bird in ancient mythology, a bird with unnatural powers. The Thunderbird looked similar to a raven or vulture as it had black feathers covering it's body but a head and body build like a vulture. It's said to have eaten armadillos, rodent like mammals, possums and capybara. Birds descended from this thing. You really want that pet bird now?
My friend has a bird and my moms dead grandma had 7 birds, two cockatiels, a cockatoo, a rainbow macaw i think its called, two small blue birds and a tealish bird same size as the blue ones, the macaw was an arse hole it bit me twelve times and it hurt worse everytime yet it loved her grandma 👁👄👁
I can't tell weather I should laugh or say something about it biting you.
go ahead laugh
Yeah, I do
cool
i got dis cool world in minecraft wnd it has mouse deer, shrews, spotted deer, eagles, ect! Its based off of the Philippines and its rlly cool especially this weird thing call a Tararaw or whatever
Edit: Also i rlly want an albino boa constrictor imma do some research but i want it to look like this so bad
THEY ARE SO FRICKING PRETTY
Edit 2: its 2:37 am- i-
this is the larges prehistoric snake ever recorded. The Titanoboa. To this thing. A human is a light desert. A crocodile is lunch. And a Megalodon is a delicious dinner. Though it didn't exist at the same time as the Meg. It was a long time before it. It mostly fed on Crocodiles and other large animals. It preferred warmer temperatures and lived in swampy areas or rainforests. Due it's mass and weight, the Titanoboa needed a moist surrounding to move easier. The worst part... it's prey didn't get a quick death. Or a painless one. This massive creature wrapped it's prey with it's body and strangled it until it died. Or worse, it crushed it's body. Then it'd swallow it's prey WHOLE. Snakes descended from this creature. Ya sure want them as a pet?
AWWWWW YES
Edit! i want one
I'm turning this into a series called prehistoric horrors. Also ngl I want one too.
Good.
I HAVE A FUCKING EYELASH BURRIED DEEP DOWN IN MY EYE AND I CANT GET IT OUT AND T HURTS LIKE HELL
put your eye under the sink water or use some eye wash and blink alot
rub
Everything is awful!
Everything is now falling apart!
Everything is awful!
Everything is going off the chart!
The world is on fire!
And billions of people are saying goodbye!
All the stakes are lifting!
And so many things are falling from the sky!
Also i’ve been thinking of changing my username- just idk what to name it O-O
I don't know. What's a username that you like?
Idk i like this with 🪱🐬🪶🕊🌸✨❄️☔️🎨🧩🌌🌅💡💎🔮🧸❤️💛🖤🤍 and the word Lemon or Bear or Cheese
🧸Lemon Bear🧸 (see what I did. I put Lemon and Bear together and used the teddy bear emoji.)
:0 thats so cute! Possibly- maybe if theres more-
imma add the 🌅 emoji to it :D
oki
I’m bored
my biggest flex is that people say my hair feels like petting an American shorthair cat
here is said cat for reference
an american shorthair has SHORT HAIR
this is what the American Shorthair is supposed to look like:
Petting an American Shorthair is nice and soft though so that's still a win. So your hair feels smooth and soft to the touch.
LL I KNOW IS MY HAIR IS SOFT AND LUCIOUS AND FEELS LIKE MY NOT ALIVE GRANDMAS ALSO NOT LIVING CAT
ok. Not a shorthair.
it is if i want it to b
sure ok yeah
that aint no short hair thats a long hair idiote
dats a Turkish Angora btw. Though they're mostly white, sometimes they have different colour patterns including the one shown here. I have a white Turkish Angora. His name is Sugar.
GAME MAIFIA FUN
https://mafia.gg/game/917bcf31-5632-4a94-be7e-a9fb052f8e41
hoi guys, so uh...
JOIN ME IN A GAME IM SO LONELY UWAHHHHHHHHHHhh
https://secrethitler.io/observe/
its mafia
AKDEYJUFGAOISGF
IT SAYS HITLER.IO AAAA
I PUT THE WRONG LINK
uiuzpusdb
play with link above
i would love to but making an account requires verification and my tablet is broken and it has my email on there anyways apologies sir
What they do to my man Pablo
made him hotter
F
Im hotter
who is hank again?
pablo is like... six
RP PRPRPRPPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPR
RP
Hi. Anyone wanna rp?
Yes
please
see she's that one basic white bitch who keeps breaking up with and going back to her ex.
I still love her tho.
it's one of those on and off relationships that keeps going until they realize their relationship is shit and give up on it.