around 6 million years ago a giant bird with an average wingspan of about 21 feet and feathers as long as samurai swords. The Argentavis Magnificens, or in non-scientific terms, the Magnificent Argentine Bird, was nicknamed The Thunderbird due it's resemblance to a bird in ancient mythology, a bird with unnatural powers. The Thunderbird looked similar to a raven or vulture as it had black feathers covering it's body but a head and body build like a vulture. It's said to have eaten armadillos, rodent like mammals, possums and capybara. Birds descended from this thing. You really want that pet bird now?
My friend has a bird and my moms dead grandma had 7 birds, two cockatiels, a cockatoo, a rainbow macaw i think its called, two small blue birds and a tealish bird same size as the blue ones, the macaw was an arse hole it bit me twelve times and it hurt worse everytime yet it loved her grandma 👁👄👁
i got dis cool world in minecraft wnd it has mouse deer, shrews, spotted deer, eagles, ect! Its based off of the Philippines and its rlly cool especially this weird thing call a Tararaw or whatever
Edit: Also i rlly want an albino boa constrictor imma do some research but i want it to look like this so bad
this is the larges prehistoric snake ever recorded. The Titanoboa. To this thing. A human is a light desert. A crocodile is lunch. And a Megalodon is a delicious dinner. Though it didn't exist at the same time as the Meg. It was a long time before it. It mostly fed on Crocodiles and other large animals. It preferred warmer temperatures and lived in swampy areas or rainforests. Due it's mass and weight, the Titanoboa needed a moist surrounding to move easier. The worst part... it's prey didn't get a quick death. Or a painless one. This massive creature wrapped it's prey with it's body and strangled it until it died. Or worse, it crushed it's body. Then it'd swallow it's prey WHOLE. Snakes descended from this creature. Ya sure want them as a pet?
dats a Turkish Angora btw. Though they're mostly white, sometimes they have different colour patterns including the one shown here. I have a white Turkish Angora. His name is Sugar.
this is far into the future like 2097. The world has been polluted by radiation and plastic and just humans evolving science and everything. It just brought down earths health and everything. So in defense plants and insects evolved. jungles and most forests have flowers that release poisonous spores. AND THUS A PROPHESY WAS BORN. One day there will be a human will give birth to the one to save the world! bring humans in harmony and peace with earth and all other inhabitants. the way to find who'll give birth to this wonderful legend will have some kind of birth mark.
anyways i gtg because my sister wants on. and i had to make a summary
guys I just wrote a whole speech about Memento Mori and uhh... I think I've finally lost it. I don't know what crack I'm on but... I've gone insane so... welp! That's life!
I- I get that you're doing the school cheer from A Series of Unfortunate Events but how does one reply to that exactly? I don't know and my name is Carmelita :D
Ahemahem. Yesterday I attended one of my sister's (lets call her the reason why I don't care that she's leaving) graduation whilst I couldn't go to my other sister's graduation (Let's call her favourite) so basically I was crying ab Favourite in the car and the whole time I was at TRWIDCTSL's graduation I only clapped for the people who had musical performances...basically moral of the story STOP BEING MEAN TO YOUR SIBLING IF THEY WEREN'T/AREN'T MEAN TO YOU AND CERTAINLY DON'T MAKE YOUR ROOM HOT AT NIGHT SO SHE HAS TO SLEEP IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!
My sister... my dear sweet sister... she was told to make dinner today... I was asleep and my mom trusted her to make the food... my sister made food alright... but apparently dinner is making pizza for everyone, eating noodles, and forgetting your sister exists. So I didn't get any food... Thank you Malak. I feel appreciated. -_-
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This is...
The most
Un funny
Thing ive ever had to witness
😎
New Name: 🌅🧸Lemon Bear🧸🌅
New Pfp:
IT BETTER FIT OR IMMA BE MAD IT TOOK SO LONG TO FIND TRANSPARENTS
Edit: I HAD TO FIX IT BUT LOOK
YESS
second one looks squished
Ik, i has to get it to fit my pfp :(
around 6 million years ago a giant bird with an average wingspan of about 21 feet and feathers as long as samurai swords. The Argentavis Magnificens, or in non-scientific terms, the Magnificent Argentine Bird, was nicknamed The Thunderbird due it's resemblance to a bird in ancient mythology, a bird with unnatural powers. The Thunderbird looked similar to a raven or vulture as it had black feathers covering it's body but a head and body build like a vulture. It's said to have eaten armadillos, rodent like mammals, possums and capybara. Birds descended from this thing. You really want that pet bird now?
My friend has a bird and my moms dead grandma had 7 birds, two cockatiels, a cockatoo, a rainbow macaw i think its called, two small blue birds and a tealish bird same size as the blue ones, the macaw was an arse hole it bit me twelve times and it hurt worse everytime yet it loved her grandma 👁👄👁
I can't tell weather I should laugh or say something about it biting you.
go ahead laugh
Yeah, I do
cool
i got dis cool world in minecraft wnd it has mouse deer, shrews, spotted deer, eagles, ect! Its based off of the Philippines and its rlly cool especially this weird thing call a Tararaw or whatever
Edit: Also i rlly want an albino boa constrictor imma do some research but i want it to look like this so bad
THEY ARE SO FRICKING PRETTY
Edit 2: its 2:37 am- i-
this is the larges prehistoric snake ever recorded. The Titanoboa. To this thing. A human is a light desert. A crocodile is lunch. And a Megalodon is a delicious dinner. Though it didn't exist at the same time as the Meg. It was a long time before it. It mostly fed on Crocodiles and other large animals. It preferred warmer temperatures and lived in swampy areas or rainforests. Due it's mass and weight, the Titanoboa needed a moist surrounding to move easier. The worst part... it's prey didn't get a quick death. Or a painless one. This massive creature wrapped it's prey with it's body and strangled it until it died. Or worse, it crushed it's body. Then it'd swallow it's prey WHOLE. Snakes descended from this creature. Ya sure want them as a pet?
AWWWWW YES
Edit! i want one
I'm turning this into a series called prehistoric horrors. Also ngl I want one too.
Good.
I HAVE A FUCKING EYELASH BURRIED DEEP DOWN IN MY EYE AND I CANT GET IT OUT AND T HURTS LIKE HELL
put your eye under the sink water or use some eye wash and blink alot
rub
Everything is awful!
Everything is now falling apart!
Everything is awful!
Everything is going off the chart!
The world is on fire!
And billions of people are saying goodbye!
All the stakes are lifting!
And so many things are falling from the sky!
Also i’ve been thinking of changing my username- just idk what to name it O-O
I don't know. What's a username that you like?
Idk i like this with 🪱🐬🪶🕊🌸✨❄️☔️🎨🧩🌌🌅💡💎🔮🧸❤️💛🖤🤍 and the word Lemon or Bear or Cheese
🧸Lemon Bear🧸 (see what I did. I put Lemon and Bear together and used the teddy bear emoji.)
:0 thats so cute! Possibly- maybe if theres more-
imma add the 🌅 emoji to it :D
oki
I’m bored
my biggest flex is that people say my hair feels like petting an American shorthair cat
here is said cat for reference
an american shorthair has SHORT HAIR
this is what the American Shorthair is supposed to look like:
Petting an American Shorthair is nice and soft though so that's still a win. So your hair feels smooth and soft to the touch.
LL I KNOW IS MY HAIR IS SOFT AND LUCIOUS AND FEELS LIKE MY NOT ALIVE GRANDMAS ALSO NOT LIVING CAT
ok. Not a shorthair.
it is if i want it to b
sure ok yeah
that aint no short hair thats a long hair idiote
dats a Turkish Angora btw. Though they're mostly white, sometimes they have different colour patterns including the one shown here. I have a white Turkish Angora. His name is Sugar.
GAME MAIFIA FUN
https://mafia.gg/game/917bcf31-5632-4a94-be7e-a9fb052f8e41
hoi guys, so uh...
JOIN ME IN A GAME IM SO LONELY UWAHHHHHHHHHHhh
https://secrethitler.io/observe/
its mafia
AKDEYJUFGAOISGF
IT SAYS HITLER.IO AAAA
I PUT THE WRONG LINK
uiuzpusdb
play with link above
i would love to but making an account requires verification and my tablet is broken and it has my email on there anyways apologies sir
What they do to my man Pablo
made him hotter
F
Im hotter
who is hank again?
pablo is like... six
RP PRPRPRPPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPR
RP
Hi. Anyone wanna rp?
Yes
please
see she's that one basic white bitch who keeps breaking up with and going back to her ex.
I still love her tho.
it's one of those on and off relationships that keeps going until they realize their relationship is shit and give up on it.
so uhm i made entire world! so uh yeah.
this is far into the future like 2097. The world has been polluted by radiation and plastic and just humans evolving science and everything. It just brought down earths health and everything. So in defense plants and insects evolved. jungles and most forests have flowers that release poisonous spores. AND THUS A PROPHESY WAS BORN. One day there will be a human will give birth to the one to save the world! bring humans in harmony and peace with earth and all other inhabitants. the way to find who'll give birth to this wonderful legend will have some kind of birth mark.
anyways i gtg because my sister wants on. and i had to make a summary
that's so cool! :D
2:11
sorry wrong time
Ok
♡︎ Same thing happened with me I have natural curly hair and when it is dry it's a giant poof ball! ; - ; ☆
♡︎ I feel pain from these words . . . ☆
im still pondering whether or not to cut my hair or not.
ooooook then
😐 people mistake me for a guy because of my hair.
Uno reverse cards or something but I used IBIS Paint X to make them "aesthetic"
SO AESTHETIC OMG SO PLEASING 😳👉👈
I wanna do this so ima try it but I'll give you credit 100%
purtty
hi. I feel like shit 👍
Random but
Anyone wanna friend me on switch for no reason-
my friend code is SW-6795-6952-3002
sure
ill friend when i play on it
Mk
GUYS GUYS I AM NOT DEAD I AM ALIVE I JUST AM A BIT DISTRACTED WITH MAKING OC BIO BECAUSE BORED AND :(
I can feel ya there-
They’re really fun to make lmao
oh-
I AM NOT DHAR MANN-
wha
who would do dat
toby did it-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy shit its dhar mann
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hi dhar man
..
._.. _ _ _ .._ .
_._ _ _ _ _ .._
Yuki is best
agree to disagree
guys I just wrote a whole speech about Memento Mori and uhh... I think I've finally lost it. I don't know what crack I'm on but... I've gone insane so... welp! That's life!
you uh-
you read series of unfortunate events? Or you just a big haunted mansion fan.
Orrrrr-
you just REALLLLY like latin.
the first two and I just really like memento mori
WHO CAN'T BE BEAT!? A DEAD HORSE!!
I- I get that you're doing the school cheer from A Series of Unfortunate Events but how does one reply to that exactly? I don't know and my name is Carmelita :D
Cake sniffer.
Most of you don't know me but I've been here before.
so hello...
I REMEMBER YOU
oh?
OH MY GOD HI
ITS BEEN SO LONG SWYQGECBAJ,DS
yes it has
ess
coes you remeber me
yes i do :)
HURRAY
TORIS HII! Glad you're back! I made a new acc but I used to be DaQueenOfYou.
oh hi
I'm glad you're back :D
thanks
5 fun facts:
1.I go by she/her/theirs
2.I don't like to b called pretty. I like Handsome (not that anyone would tho-)
3.Ihavemajortrustissues
4.I'm actually a fan of Arcade Craniacs-
5.if you knew me irl you'd think I'm mean 😞
you are handsome lad
Don’t you down shame yourself >:(
yessir
fuck go fish
I WANNA PLAY FOUR CROWS LIKE A BOSS-
...
Me intensifies.
it’s a card game on feral
oh haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
missed me?
I did actually-
also I have a new rp idea-
B u r n
may lawful ask what in star mercy he did-
Just a asshole most of the time.
he is an asshole
He talks like an asshole
Acts like an asshole
Then he is an asshole
I mean he said this " shut the fuck up retard nobody cares"
Welp i did this almost 2 hours ago. I could print out another
you did that shit to yourself-
it’s all for the criminal minds-
XD
what if I made people into shard keepers
Ah yes
This wasn’t tricky at all
I started off with the trench coat raccoon aka overlord
I gave ya a raccoon tail and ears, cloack, and a potion of death
Here you are
You would probably have corrupted shadow magic
Used for chaotic good-
reeecan
and I did the same for u lad :3
Gave you rain coat, horns, tail etc.
And here is it
Distroyer of worlds >:)
c o o l
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
you be working with Elden causing troublemmmmmm mortal gutssssssssssss...mmm yesOh that reminds me I need to work on your present!!
can I have one please?
I’m on it
:D thankie
squeeeeeee
When i was gettin my first covid dosage today
The lady who was showin me where to sit afterwards
Called me a boy :DDDDD
Now i may not be a boy
But masc compliments go brrrrrr
I can’t get the dose
Why
My mum says there’s not enough info on it
Gonna let me go in a high school
No protection
Sucky mum-
o
Hand samitizer
unicorn hand sanitizer
Antivax go brrrrrrrrrrr-
I mean she is a nurse-
Hah, there is no way I can make myself simp by making humanoid versions of my favorite plushies I sleep with-
Fuck it-
Art moment
Ahemahem. Yesterday I attended one of my sister's (lets call her the reason why I don't care that she's leaving) graduation whilst I couldn't go to my other sister's graduation (Let's call her favourite) so basically I was crying ab Favourite in the car and the whole time I was at TRWIDCTSL's graduation I only clapped for the people who had musical performances...basically moral of the story STOP BEING MEAN TO YOUR SIBLING IF THEY WEREN'T/AREN'T MEAN TO YOU AND CERTAINLY DON'T MAKE YOUR ROOM HOT AT NIGHT SO SHE HAS TO SLEEP IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!
Wonderful experience!
My sister... my dear sweet sister... she was told to make dinner today... I was asleep and my mom trusted her to make the food... my sister made food alright... but apparently dinner is making pizza for everyone, eating noodles, and forgetting your sister exists. So I didn't get any food... Thank you Malak. I feel appreciated. -_-