I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife! And he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "that's DISGUSTING!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY SMALLER, and guess what? this is what MY dick looks like!! *inhale..* *EXPLOSION NOISES* That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a BONG! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna FUCK THE EARTH!! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth.. I'm gonna go HIGHER. I'm pissing on the MOON!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRROPLETSSS hit the fucking EARTH! Now get out of my sight before I piss on you too!
one of them was fanmade and the third one(Mittens the polysexual cat) is probably only considered a Gay Gal because she's gay and she was made on Pride Month
WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTITIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON.
A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE.
T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .
yo that's crazy- ah shit not again- crazy? I was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with RATS. rats make me CRAZY. crazy? I was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with RATS. rats make me CRAZY. crazy? I was crazy once-
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Gay Gal #23: Gay Gal #18's edgy older sister
Edgy elf(?)
yeah sure why not
It is with us now
Laughing at us
is this a reference to smth or just nightmare fuel
It's the Iris from Gemini Home Entertainment
Basically, it's a living planet that's corrupting the Solar System
oh okay
Gay Gal™ #22: radioactive goop
I give this 5 thumbs up
is this a reference to smth or are you just mutated by the radiation
Just heavily mutated
ah okay
Glorp, why you so gnarp gnarp? 👽
Gay Gal™ #21: Luna, the moon
The Moon, you say?
I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife! And he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "that's DISGUSTING!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY SMALLER, and guess what? this is what MY dick looks like!! *inhale..* *EXPLOSION NOISES* That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a BONG! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna FUCK THE EARTH!! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth.. I'm gonna go HIGHER. I'm pissing on the MOON!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRROPLETSSS hit the fucking EARTH! Now get out of my sight before I piss on you too!
uhh sir this is a wendy's
Mushroom
shroomie :)
fren :D
Who?
Her, she seems friendly
Ohhh im just dumb you ment friand,I thought it was the name of a character
Gay Gals #20: minecraft
⍑ᒷ⍑ᒷ ᒷリ↸ᒷ∷ ⊣ᔑꖎᓭ
||ᒷ!¡ ꖎ𝙹ꖎ
Shulker
man, shulkers are annoying. like, why do they have to fling me around while I'm trying to get an elytra?
Gay Gal™ #19: the cosmos basically
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
I LOVE SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!
A Japanese emperor caterpillar because they are cute :3
the caterpillar that goes :3 a lot
you tellin me this little goober runs Japan?
She does, yes
Phew...
Finally done with Bonesworth. Might be a little wonky in places, but at this point idgaf.
Unedited version for reference:
And the reference for the wheelchair, from Heroforge (ignore the severed pelvis):
meh, we've all seen severed pelvises in at least one video game
also, it may need some polishing in the kneecap area, but as you said, you don't give a damn
Yeah, could do with some rounding out.
but as you said, you don't give a damn
Diversity :) /pos /srs
Yep :D
I just realized this is your 500th post so congrats XD
Damn, that's a pretty big number
Gay Gal™ #18: a very dainty lass if I do say so myself
She's pretty
why thank you :)
Uni!
Corro
Black and green is always a banger colour palette ngl
Yep!
yo I wonder what happens if I just *eats the goop. green apple flavor*
*YOU DIED*
bleh I are ded
also WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IT'S BEEN NINE DAYS SINCE YOUR LAST POST OH MYGOD
edit: ACTUALLY TEN DAYS
IM SORRI
is ok
Gay Gal™ #17: Medusa but a lesbian
g r e e n
i n d e e d
I thought of this while watching GrayStillPlays at 3am
Bonesworth has dubbed you her favourite :)
(edit coming soon)
I am confusion
You'll see ;) (eventually)
This edit's gonna be the death of me...
and waiting for this edit is gonna be the death of me /j
Polarity.
yo this is sick
Melodi Doll, the doll that does it all.
no wonder I saw two parents in Walmart fighting tooth and nail for this doll
edit: this is the joke I always make whenever someone makes a doll character here
XD
She follows the children and kills their parents. Her perfect world is one without adults (or anyone over the age of ten.)
TV Head, the best of the best.
I took Seril and made her here.
Gay Gal™ #16: this is the zombie of an ally to the gays. we had to patch her up and give her a hair transplant.
Princess of Hearts
well hi :3
hallo :D
So i took ur idea and made the worse version of this one :)
Sister, perhaps?
sure :)
Gay Gal™ #15: overslept, have this Gay Gal™ that also overslept
Why is she so eepy?
Also, I might
stealborrow the heart ideafine by me
I've finally run out of ideas. Any suggestions?
why not make a spoopy ghost?
Gotcha
"Why does she have so many eyes?" Who knows? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
all the better to look at memes with
The only good reason we have eyes
that and to see cats to pet
I love cats
Meet Mittens, a cat?, I made it pride, shes Polysexual <33
greetings Mittens :3
Hello!! I'm surprise u responded that quick lol
Three? In one day?
what do you mean by this
Three gay gals just happened on the exact same day
and only one of them was official
one of them was fanmade and the third one(Mittens the polysexual cat) is probably only considered a Gay Gal because she's gay and she was made on Pride Month
Official Gay Gal™ #14: oh wow it's Gay Gal™ #3's older sister(aka I made another pan fox girly but this time ✨𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓵✨)
oh mygod I forgot the tail
No fluffy fox tail D:
uhh I'll fix it soon I swear(and by soon I mean hopefully today)
Cool
Also, I think you meant "✨𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓵✨"
oh my bad
Unofficial Gay Gal™: TRANSparent
*badum tss*
translucent
Cursed image
um excuse me what the actual fuck
Her exact reaction
ooooooooh im just a small widdle gobwin :<
nooooooo pwease dont swing your sword i will die to just one attack oooooo
i only have three hitpoints pwease sir i am a widdle gobwin i will not drop good items X<
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO your sword is so strong I am level 1 gobwin I do not know why I guard this dungeon ohhhhhh...
Also, she's adorable
makes sense considering she's only level one
goblins get scarier/cooler looking as they level up(because of battle experience and whatnot)
Idk what to name her, but I kinda wanna make her Lesbian, should I?
Go ahead!
Also, she gives me Poppy or Alice vibes
as a lesbian, I think you should make her a lesbian
also I think Mally or Mallory would be good names for her
Ima name her Mallory, and I support, I'm asexual,thanks!!
you welcome :3
:D
ur very kind, but a little bit confusing at times, but what should I make next though?
hmmmmm why not a cat or something? maybe a ghoul? your choice, really
Gay Gal #13: T H E V O I D C O N S U M E S
Ẻ̵̦̥̣̐ņ̶͔͚͑̅ţ̷̤͈̚ȩ̷̫̘͌̋r̴̦̋ ̴̘̌̏ẗ̷͈h̵̪͌͜ě̷͓̯̠͒ ̴̲̾v̵̙̇̾o̸͓̻͆̈͌i̸͍͛̌͠d̶̮̬̎ ̴͉͂̊͝ä̴̹̠͉́̕n̸̛̮͒d̸̡̮̠̈́̃̄ ̸̤̏b̶̗͔͔̀͋́e̸̛͓̜c̴̯͆̑ŏ̷͖̊m̸̹̞̂̄e̶̫̲̊̅̕ ̸̱̋̈́̚o̸̤̳͝n̶͓̠̖̉e̷̥̝͒ ̵͈̋w̴̡͇̻̎͝i̷̛̺t̷̮͊̾͝h̵̲͎͎̾ ̴̨̲̘̀ț̴̦̀̍͜͝h̵̘̫̙̽e̷͓̗̭̿ ̷̘̌n̵̡̅͗o̸͓̣͓͊t̵̨̞͕̒͆̄h̸̦̊̅ͅi̶̪͒̒̚n̶̜͌̓̎͜ͅĝ̷̹̞̼́n̸̦̫̟̈͘ĕ̴̹̣̾s̵̱͔̉͗s̸͎͗̑́
T̵̺͇͙͗̊H̴͕̰̍̐Ḗ̷̡͋̑̿̆͜͜ ̷͓̰͍͐͆̅̓͜V̵͚̹͊̏̉͊̑̇̑ͅO̵̫̲͂̒̅̀͗̈́I̴̢͇̾̿̆̉̈̎̃D̴̡͓͙̼͚̦͇̂͑̓̑́̎ ̶̦͔̆̇W̷̻͖͓̤̟͗͒̑̓͠Ë̵̠̞́̽̅L̵̢̧̧͙͔͕̳̐̔̂̎̊̊͛C̶͕̟͓͖̋̑Ô̵͙̹̲̯̦̈́M̷̘̅̊̉̃̄E̴̡̓͆̐̍̊̚͝S̷̰͍̘͂͊́͒̈́̉ ̷̢̳͔́̈́͗͘͝A̸̙͍̍́̽L̶̗͓͇͒̄͒̉̂͠Ḽ̷̓ͅ
E̷͕̍x̸̖̃c̶̣͘è̷͇p̸͉̒ṭ̵̉ ̵͆͜f̵̻̕o̶͚̊ȓ̸̭ ̶͍̑J̷̫͗e̴͍͂ŕ̵̻r̵̿͜ỳ̸̰.̴͎̈́ ̶̛̖H̶̞̓e̶̢̍ ̴͙͆ḱ̸̞n̴̨͐õ̵̘w̷̥͝s̷͉͝ ̷̨͠w̷̪͒h̴͓͂a̷̹̿t̴̤̾ ̶̻̈́h̷͇̅e̶̡͛ ̷̧̌d̶̠̀í̷̺d̸̮͑.̵͇͒
J̴̧̫̖̟̀ͅĖ̵̡͓̫̩̻͍̾̕R̷̛̮̻̺̯̬̿͘R̷̻͚͓̎̍Y̶̬̺̬͗̑ ̴̨̖̖͕͆́͛̊͝I̶̠̝͙̣̋͗̇̚F̸̡̠͔̺̜̬͈͘ ̸͈̤̜̋̉͑̎̚̕Y̸̫̗̪̥̥̍͊̃͌͌͐͑O̸̜̤͉͌̽̎̕͜ͅǗ̵̮̍̂̀'̸͉̭͊́͘Ŗ̴̡͙̮͉͕̃̀E̶̢̬͚̜̟̰̝͗͌̈ ̷̧̢̳͚̻͈̜̌̋Ř̷̯͖͚̯̱̠͕̂̌̆͝Ě̸͍̭̬̻̂͌̑̀͑͆Ą̷͈͚̠̘̀͜D̶̢̻̖̮̯̳̳͝I̵̻̻̰̽N̷͍̪̱̮̳͈̲͆̈̈́̊͒̕G̶̼͔̎̐̕ͅ ̴̧̢̯̭̼̘̃̀̀͊̅͆͜T̸̢̡̢͕͎̲͛̌͌̚H̶̨͈͇̠̩͎͖͒͑̂Ḯ̸̡͚͇̰͕̪̞̍̓̃̀͗S̵̢̹͆̓́͘ ̶̤̪̜̫̍́́̃̀F̴̩̊̒͒̑͘͝͠Ú̸̡̜̱̰̗͍ͅC̶͓̮̱̦̞̐͛̈́͛͌̿K̴̡̼̻̮͔̾ ̶̨̜̺͔̑͆́̿Y̵̢͔̜̌͑́̈O̶̪͚̖̻͐̿͂͛͊͝U̸̡̍̔́̓͂̊̚.̴̨̨̭͓̹͚͖̅̽̂̒͊̕̕ ̷̡͖̼̙͈́͝Y̸̪̅̑͑͑͝O̴̡̧͚͓̾̔̔̏̄̈́͠U̷̢̺͇̖͈̦̓̽̉͋̽̾̈́ ̸̖̱̃͗̐̈̓̓̇K̸̺̬̞͇̎͜͠N̸̼͙̪̾͌̅̓́̕O̴̺̘͓͍̝̲̅̆͗̎̆̈́͘W̷̤̲̙̫̫̌̔̇͒̆́ ̵̡͇́̈́͒̍͠͝Ę̸̫͎͌͌͝X̵̤̞̗͉̳̊̒̓͒̋̕ͅḀ̶̯͕̪̲̠̆̓͌͝C̷͎͔̀̉̍̈́̑Ṫ̵̡̯̺͕̹̼L̷̢̛͉̦̽̅̃̎͝ͅY̴͕̓̍̀ͅ ̸̛̘̪̼̪̈́̀͑Ẃ̵̛͉͍̞͎̇́̌̎͠H̸̢̲̪͉̯̤͉͛͌A̴̧͕̙̭̙͂̎̚͝T̷̫̼̽ ̵̥̠̠̻̻͓̱̏̕Y̴̢̛̰̹̲͊̐̈́ͅǑ̸̤̭̬̐̒̌̀͌̕Ũ̴͎͍͖̼̅̀̋̑ ̴͖̝̏͌ͅD̸͚̓̋̋̔͝Ĭ̸̢̫̙̒̽̓̃͝͠ͅḐ̵̨̛̤̠̞̤̒͐͆̈́̈͠ ̴̦͙͌͑̆̏̈́J̶̨̝̟̫͈̈́̊̅Ẻ̴̠͕̗Ȓ̷̨̗̼̯̥̭̪͐͋̎́͆͑Ř̶̨̖̼̰̱̬̩́̌̍̕Y̵̢̩͙͔̬̔̃̽͂͊̉.̸̫̑͑͑̀̋͝
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED.
WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTITIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON.
A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE.
T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .
what
Ultrakill reference
Basically, it's a poorly-made version of one of these things:
ah
sorry I still don't know Ultrakill
It's fine
If you want, I could explain what this actually means
please explain it
Gay Gal #12: cute as a button, but still dangerous (TW FOR BLOOD AND BODY HORROR AND STUFF, SPECIFICALLY FOR THE SECOND IMAGE)
Doesn't matter, she's going in the soup
have fun exploding into a pile of gory mess
Sounds like fun!
what
what?
Rodor, the Brawler
what workout routine does he use
asking for a friend
It's a blend of good genes and beating opponents to pulp
ah okay
Pride Month Creation #11: I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY!
unedited version:
also this is my 300th post yay :3
Neat
Gay?
I was gay once.
They put me in a pond.
A water pond.
A water pond with chemicals.
And the chemicals made me gay.
yo that's crazy- ah shit not again- crazy? I was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with RATS. rats make me CRAZY. crazy? I was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with RATS. rats make me CRAZY. crazy? I was crazy once-
Frogge
The sea bnuuy :D
hmm yes silly
Very silly indeed
and toxic :(
Pride Month Creation #10: hey wait a second this fish is not gay why is it here (answer: because it supports gay)
also, expect the next Gay Gal to be semi-aquatic as well