Monster Girl Maker

ok this is the story about how I gave birth to your brother Ichigo...

The sky was storming...out of all of the doctors these were the worst..Why? 'cause they had the nerve and the audactiy to have a chat about stuff instead of concentrate on me while I was giving birth .-. I kept telling me to pay attention to me but they just looked at me like I was an idiot even 1 of the doctors said "Listen lady we don't care about you or your child so let us have our conversation about cute girls in bathing suits" This is how I came up with Momjutsu Rule #981 If some pervert doctors are disrespecting you and just women in general...beat the life out of them...and that is exactly what I did :D anyways I had the baby by myself and then do you know what happened? Your brother Ichigo starting cussing up a storm at those doctors...I still brag about it to ppl...That was the 1 of the most heartwarming moments for me..."Excuse my um, I love you" :D LISTEN TO R.E.M BY ARIANA GRANDE RN anyways after the doctors learned their lessons and let me leave I bought a 100 quintillion dollar mansion 'cause the doctors gave me all of their money and the hospital also gave me money as a sorry for those idiot doctors but most of the 100 quintillion dollars came from the bank that your brother Ichigo robbed..I'm so proud :D anyways ye so we all moved to the mansion that we are all living in now now you may be wondering how in the world did I keep the money? well we also retired from another 100 quintillion dollars that your brother Ichigo robbed from the bank.. :D

MAH CHILDREN GO LISTEN TO NEEDY BY ARIANA GRANDE RN 'CAUSE I LUV THE SONG 'CAUSE I RELATE TO IT A LOT AND I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO IT 'CAUSE IT IS A GREAT SONG

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listen up!

It’s time to say this

I’m a mother flipping star boi!!!!!

Ha ha ha

just kidding I’m just a child who has a soul dragonoid haunting the body and mind of a child.. it’s like a puppet and a puppeteer...

HEY YALL I 'M BACK I FLIP MY HAIR BOW DOWN TO ME I CALL THE FIRST PERSON FOR THE ROYAL RP lolololol

Mumsy mums

I killed a human and I don’t know where to put it so I put it in your closet.. I dismantled it first before putting it in there

-Luv lanna

I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I LOVE IT WHEN ARIANA GRANDE SAYS GEE OR SHEESH .-. anyways on the the birth story .-. (yell warning) (FOR MGM ALT OLDER SISTER) 

YOUR OLDER SISTERS BIRTH WAS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE...WHY? 'CAUSE THAT PIECE OF SH*T FATHER OF YOURS (ye by the time I had your older sister your father and I had already broke up .-.) HAD THE NERVE AND THE AUDACITY TO SAY..."I found a nEW wife who is WAy better than you, so I'm going to take this child for us" YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THEN!?! THOSE IDIOT DOCTORS STARTED LAUGHING AT ME!... THIS IS HOW I CAME UP WITH MOMJUTSU RULE #176 #177 AND #178 #179 #180 and #181...MOMJUTSU RULE #176...If someone you absolutely LOATHE someone who keeps coming near you...say this, "FRICKING LEAVE ME ALONE, ITS FREE" AND THEN IF THAT PERSON DOESN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE THEN NEXT COMES IN  MOMJUTSU RULE #177 IF A PERSON DOESN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE EVEN THOUGH ITS FREE AND NOW YOU JUST WANT TO PUNCH THEM INTO NEXT WEEK...BEAT 'EM UP! NOW....ONTO MOMJUTSU RULE #178 if some crazy doctors are laughing at you while you are having a baby...then take all the cord things off .-. and BEAT 'EM UP! Momjutsu Rule # 179 If your baby pops out 30 minutes in and helps you in attacking those idiot doctors  then let the baby UNLEASH THE FURY...now onto momjutsu rule # 180...if your baby starts laughing at the screams of the doctors in pain...it means that they are a psycho...but then again be proud of your child for following after your mother.......momjutsu rule #181 If your baby already knows how to walk, how to talk, already has teeth, and is a psychic...then your baby is the next Saiki K 

Anyways ye all of those things happened and we walked home together and ate some ice cream and another reason you know that mah child is a psycho is 'cause your older sister ate the ice cream with her teeth anyways ye I told y'all that I give birth to y'all fast .-. besides from...who was it? I think that it was Idrownkidsinoil's birth I think that it was yours that took 72 hours 'cause you wanted to watch attack on titan...but then again that could've been shrekstwin .-. idk the only thing that I can remember about shrekstwins birth is that you started to sing that maya the bee song..but anyways this is about your older sister so...

ye I got custody of your older sister when we went outside of the courtroom thingy .-. she kicked him where it hurts :D I'm so proud of you mah child! you are just like me! :D

Okay I am back guys I know I was like a ghost today but I accidently fell asleep I keep not sleeping at night for some reason ;=;

wait.. if I’m the favorite.. does that mean I’m the youngest... mmm

Listen up you small scot snicker piece on snickerdoodle.. I’m 5 foot 2 I think.. I can crush you if I wanted to.. but I don’t... I can snap your spine like a twig.. and I’ll be in glee... don’t even think about calling me an smol child.. if so make sure you write down your last words... I mean it.. and once your dead I will dissect you and put your guts and arteries into a conopic jar

MAH CHILDREN! I AM HAVING A CONTEST! :D hehe you all have to send me one rp that you made yourself of your own two characters (or you can rp with someone else just send me everything that you said) AND I SHALL CHOOSE WHICH RP IS MAH FAVORITE AND THEN GIVE YOU GET THE MEDAL OF THE FAVORITE CHILD FOR 1 WEEK! :D

soo my friend just roasted me... she said  eww your ugly.... so I replied with this..

Am I really a mirror? I feel like if you look at me again I will shatter.. I bet you can’t even look at yourself because the amount of mirror shards you pick up.. and we can’t burn those can we.. can’t burn you.. because the smoke will hurt the atmosphere.. mostly all the hot boys are taken or gay.. same goes with any other gender..or non genders... maybe that’s why your single... you should go to the circus because you are a JOKE.. same with your life now get going before you make me wheeze

I ended her like a book..

Guess the song 

1.

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him

He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)

Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though

'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17

How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

I think about you every day (every day)
So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace (and you're grace)
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair

2.

She may contain the urge to run away
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
Citrezene your fever's gripped me again
Never kisses all you ever send are fullstops, la la la la

Do you know where the wilds things go
They go along to take your honey, la la la la
Break down now weep build up breakfast now
Let's eat my love my love love love, la la la la

Muscle to muscle and toe to toe
The fear has gripped me but here I go
My heart sinks as I jump up
Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah

Do you know where the wild things go
They go along to take your honey, la la la la
Break down let's sleep build up breakfast now
Let's eat my love my love love love, la la la la

She bruises coughs she splutters pistol shots
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
She's morphine queen of my vaccine my love my love love love, la la la la

Muscle to muscle and toe to toe
The fear has gripped me but here I go
My heart sinks as I jump up
Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut
And ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah, ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ah

She may contain the urge to runaway
But hold her down with soggy clothes and breezeblocks
Germaline disinfect the scene my love my love love love
But please don't go I love you so my lovely
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so
Please break my heart, hey

Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so
Please don't go, please don't go, I love you so, I love you so
Please break my heart, ah ha

Please don't go, I'll eat you whole
I love you so, I love you, so I love you so
Please don't go I'll eat you whole
I love you so, I love you so, I love you so, I love you so

.3

Sorry, where was I? Ah, yes
They say of the fable that businessmen croon
That dog may eat dog but he pays the raccoon
Filling up the coffers, billing up the otters, watching them squirm
Yes, lions and tigers and bears owe my firm
I've made mountains from founding these half-finished villages
Run-down little towns that I fill up with idiots
Declare one the Mayor, flair their ego a little bit
Charge them with fixing it then charge for the privilege

You buy land at a high deposit when I drop profitable hovels on it
Each island is like a wallet 'cause I got the whole place in my pocket
You crank the land value with every little bit of spit and polish
If I get a better tenant than you
Well, thank you, everything's demolished
It's about time I took some more payments from your good selves
I'm just balancing the books but I'm still waiting on the bookshelves
You promised you'd build me once you'd patched the fence
Don't like it? Then bill me, I'll just add it to the rent

Never seen a game so twee
But there's administration fees
For this little haven we chiselled from complacency
And we pay it gratefully
Slaving every day for the
Price tag attached to the back of our New Horizon

Raccoon in a tie that racked up a tycoon
Can't handle my mess? You'd best stick with Splatoon
You'll be knee-deep in seashells before we hit noon
And that's hardly a dent in the debt you've accrued
You may wonder why we keep moving around
The houses you buy aren't that structurally sound
A few years will lapse, they collapse to the ground
And these suckers cough up for another new town

You call me amoral? Is that what you think?
Well, at least I've not driven my assistant to drink
Poor, dear, little Isabelle is caught in a living Hell
It's fishing and yard work not building a citadel
Overworked, underpaid, that poor little Shih Tzu
Managing a bunch of animals, I guess it really is a
I guess you see the pun there
So Mayor, you turned out to be, if I do say so
How fitting, in a town full of critters
That the only human is the scapegoat

Never seen a game so twee
But there's administration fees
For this little haven we chiselled from complacency
And we pay it gratefully
Slaving every day for the
Price tag attached to the back of our New Horizon

Extortion has seldom been so inoffensive
No matter the tax and whatever the rent is
They flock and they herd just to pay their expenses
With no picket lines 'cept a few garden fences
Read between the lines and you might find the margins
So, eat up the jargon, don't argue the bargains
Or I'll add a "No Pets" clause, it wouldn't be hard and
I'll have every resident live in the garden

Never seen a game so twee
But there's administration fees
For this little haven we chiselled from complacency
And you pay it gratefully
Slaving every day for the
Price tag I've slapped on the back of your New Horizon

Right, rent's due
And I think you owe me some nuts or fruits or fish or something

.4

You are somebody that I don't know
But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrón
And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."
Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out
And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"

And I ain't trying mess with your self-expression
But I've learned the lesson that stressin'
And obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
And snakes and stones never broke my bones so

So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
You're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to just stop
Like, can you just not step on my gown?
You need to calm down

You are somebody that we don't know
But you're coming at my friends like a missile
Why you mad?
When you could be GLAAD? (you could be GLAAD)
Sunshine on the street at the parade
But you would rather be in the dark ages
Making that sign, must've taken all night

You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay so

So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
You're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to just stop
Like, can you just not step on his gown?
You need to calm down

And we see you over there on the internet
Comparing all the girls who are killing it
But we figured you out
We all know now, we all got crowns
You need to calm down

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down (you need to calm down)
You're being too loud (you're being too loud)
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to just stop (can you stop?)
Like, can you just not step on our gowns?
You need to calm down

.5

Miku, Miku, you can call me Miku
Blue hair, blue tie, hiding in your wi-fi
Open secrets, anyone can find me
Hear your music running through my mind

I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)

I'm on top of the world because of you
All I wanted to do is follow you
I'll keep singing along to all of you
I'll keep singing along

I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)

Miku, Miku, what's it like to be you?
20, 20, looking in the rear view
Play me, break me, make me feel like Superman
You can do anything you want

I'm on top of the world because of you
All I wanted to do is follow you
I'll keep singing along to all of you
I'll keep singing along

I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo)
I'm thinking Miku, Miku (oo-ee-oo

Where were we walking together? I will see you in the end
I'll take you where you've never been and bring you back again
Listen to me with your eyes, I'm watching you from in the sky
If you forget I'll fade away, I'm asking you to let me stay
So bathe me in your magic light, and keep it on in darkest night
I need you here to keep me strong, to live my life and sing along
I'm waiting with you wide awake, like your expensive poison snake
You found me here inside a dream, walk through the fire, straight to me

why is this chat center colder than my broken heart... SAD and dry...

I’ve survived school 

I feel drained...

Time for... riot time!!

imma go play on my vr see yall later😘

hand over the cash money

I wanna live with cry ash!!! It’s too noisy where I’m at... please take mee with uuu cry ash... I’m begging uuu!!!

ooohhhh I just had an idea! Anyone who wants to, send me some of their OCs and I'll draw them in my style!

  Guys a few days ago I played a game by Angela He Where these two girls fall in love so this girl is helping me up after she fell on me when she was running so .-. Can I just say that I'm simping WAY too hard .-. (Trigger Warning) 

I have a lot of other screenshots that I need to crop but I'm too lazy to post all of them so here is the story...We became best friends we would hang out everywhere...At the Library, I went to one of her baseball games, we would hang out at her house where she gave me this plush that she bought for me .-. I love plush toys .-.  ..(btw both of our characters love stars and space and things like that) we looked up at the stars outside  and talked about constellations and then I fell asleep .-. here are some pictures that show the story  This is her running into me...ik blurry 

This is her helping me up

Turns out that we have the same book

This is me at her baseball game...

This is her again...I AM A SIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP LIKE SERIOUSLY THOUGH I WANNA DATE HER .-.

We're looking at the stars and the moon and talking about constellations...

I mean I usually don't like it when people stare at me when I sleep- actually I don't like it when people stare at me at all but at this point idc 'cause I simp for her .-.

Did I mention that I'm a simp for her?

HONEYMOON AVENUE by Ariana Grande idk I'm listening to it rn and Its a love song so .-. 

  I didn't get a screenshot of her not enjoying the party but she's not enjoying the party so .-.

                                   (TRIGGER WARNING!!!!)

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yep thats how it ended so....I need some hugs .-. (yell warning)

LIKE BRUH I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ANGELA HE HAS THE NERVE AND THE AUDACITY TO DO THAT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SIMPED FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!! anyways ye  

Also it actually is my birthday tomorrow. I wasn't kidding about that.

look at my tongue cake

I feel like I'm missing a birth story...Who did I miss?

My favorite Ariana Grande song is probably Needy 'cause I love it and I relate to it a lot .-.

Can someone be my therapist on yelling 'cause I'm almost always yelling in this chat .-.

I don’t like people to yell.. it stresses me out.. a lot.. even if the person isn’t yelling at me I hate noise.. it makes me anxious!... oh and the word moist... no one say that word.. or else I’ll break your nico kneecaps 

im sorry to EVERYONE that i offended and i am greatly sorry i was just thinking about my shitty self and i was not paying attention to what i was saying and how i was saying it please PLEASE forgive me im just having mood swings because of my period and i know that is no excuse for the way i acted please forgive me, sincerely XxhamstergurlxX