August Bank Holiday. A tune on an ice-cream cornet. A slap of sea and a tickle of sand. A fanfare of sunshades opening. A wince and whinny of bathers dancing into deceptive water. A tuck of dresses. A rolling of trousers. A compromise of paddlers. A sunburn of girls and a lark of boys. A silent hullabaloo of balloons.
I remember the sea telling lies in a shell held to my ear for a whole harmonious, hollow minute by a small, wet girl in an enormous bathing suit.
I remember sharing the last of my moist buns with a boy and a lion. Tawny and savage, with cruel nails and rapacious mouth, the little boy tore and devoured. Wild as seedcake, ferocious as a hearthrug, the depressed and verminous lion nibbled like a mouse at his half a bun and hiccupped in the sad dusk of his cage
And it just gets weirder. I'm sitting here like "good story grandpa, can I leave?" but no I cannot cuz I need to read this for school.
Guys. Why do pranks on April Fools? Do them randomly, so your opponents never know what to expect. Give people a heart attack. That is the true fools way.
I remember this time on summer vacation where I was with the fam at a super cool resort place whatever and my cousin had a hoverboard which we regularly rode outside and we saw a sign that said “no scooters or bikes allowed” and there was a pic of a hoverboard so we took a picture with the sign on the hoverboard LMAOOOO sadly I don’t have the picture on my phone but it’s my proudest moment.
nah 'cause when me and my family were going to California for our summer vacation, my cousin had brought a skateboard, and like-i was learning how to do basic skateboarding 'cause her bf had taught her how to skate, and like-there was a sign outside our hotel that said: "No bikes, skateboards, or roller-skates." or something like that and we just ignored it and someone came out and started yelling at us-OUTSIDE OF OUR HOTEL.
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FEELZ BY LIL PEEP IS LLITERALLY THE ONLY REASON I'M ALIVE (that and chicken alfredo + sunny d ♥️)
hiiii
some lovely doodles made by C0MPUT3RT33TH on th I really hope I get to commission him any time soon!! <3
Uwu
Made these a while ago
I love them so much it ain't even funny
My god i could literally die rn
im sorry but I make rlly hot characters dawg-
THE LAST AND THIRD ONE???? 😻😻
https://picrew.me/image_maker/80350
https://picrew.me/image_maker/54346
first time using picrew in a year so have hot demon lady
GOD DAMN
CUMMING
GOD DAMN
CUMMING
meowbah
True…
I do aswell, she told someone to kts in the voice chat, I was there 😰
why
You called?
oh em gee is madoka
It is NOT madoka
its ME
Meowbahh
IN THE FLESH
wowow mewobah 😲 real
be afraid
if mathematics are mathematical, and quizzes are quizzical. Then what are tests?
The riddler
yup
Testicle 😈
LMAO
HAH I TOLD THAT TO ARI TWO DAYS AGO
ANYWAYS TESTICALS
LOL
MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS
NOBODY TOLD ME THIS
BUT WHEN I SPACE OUT EVEN JUST A LITTLE
I GO FUCKIN CROSS EYED
My new shoes are better than yours. And no I don’t care that I’m spamming.
YOUR NEW SHOES ARE SO COOL
Thank you!
this the weirdest shit I've ever read-
August Bank Holiday. A tune on an ice-cream cornet. A slap of sea and a tickle of sand. A fanfare of sunshades opening. A wince and whinny of bathers dancing into deceptive water. A tuck of dresses. A rolling of trousers. A compromise of paddlers. A sunburn of girls and a lark of boys. A silent hullabaloo of balloons.
I remember the sea telling lies in a shell held to my ear for a whole harmonious, hollow minute by a small, wet girl in an enormous bathing suit.
I remember sharing the last of my moist buns with a boy and a lion. Tawny and savage, with cruel nails and rapacious mouth, the little boy tore and devoured. Wild as seedcake, ferocious as a hearthrug, the depressed and verminous lion nibbled like a mouse at his half a bun and hiccupped in the sad dusk of his cage
And it just gets weirder. I'm sitting here like "good story grandpa, can I leave?" but no I cannot cuz I need to read this for school.
I'm in some kind of ✨mood✨
should i say sorry even if i don't deserve it
i have nothing better to do today.
so uh- rp
i have girl and a dood
I also made me in a picrew- but im not gonna show that
food. Nothing else just food.
IKRRR
oope
HAHAHAHA MY HAMPSTER DIED LOLS
I’m sorry for your loss.
Fank you
NOOO 😭 I'm so sorry
heilo, found you account in my phone lol, idk if my mom will let me get Discord app
OH HI
Hello :)
You all got PRANKED
by me
THE PRANK KING
im too idiotic to understand what your saying
everything being possible is impossible because if nothing is impossible then it's possible that something is impossible.
Finished the trial of fire yet?
No. it’s impossible.
I did it
shut up.
or what
I made demons bc why not
May I have the links to 1, 3, 9 and 10??
I'm not sure if I have all of them so I'm sorry in advance if I don't
it's fine, maybe one day when I go on picrew I'll find them lol
whAtd I tEll yA?
Anyway, This is Kris-
I actually found all of them-
https://picrew.me/image_maker/1515476
https://picrew.me/image_maker/18386
https://picrew.me/image_maker/20965
https://picrew.me/image_maker/58833
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I SWEAR IM OBSESSED WITH THESE SONGS LIKE-
Guys. Why do pranks on April Fools? Do them randomly, so your opponents never know what to expect. Give people a heart attack. That is the true fools way.
Take notes yall
River knows how to do it
"i agree river is really cool"
"So true! River is like so smart and stuff, i wanna be just like him when i grow up"
thank you all, you flatter me
I'm obsessed with Helluva Boss.
I've only seen bits and pieces of it, but I made two characters anyways.
Introducing Rex the bear and Ruby the lion:
Yall
i have a secret
I am actually meowbahh in disguise 😳
Earlier i noticed how my name looks like meowbahh so i said that
Hahahahahahahahaha april fools
APRIL FOOLS NATALIA AHAHHAHAHAHA
This isn't funny. River please. I have a wife and kids 😔
GET PRANKED AUNTIE
BAHAHAHQJAHAHEHEJSJAJQHHA
have you ever wrote a email to the vice principalbeacuse a teacher was bulling you for weeks , i just did
i'm sorry you had to do that.
drew the girl !!! waaa i love her so much (only a bust cuz im lazy -_-)
SO CUTE
PLS TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, ITS SO COOL
omg i love this
what
HI GUYS
SO RN IM PANIAKCKNG
LIKE
HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
SO LIKE
UM
IN THE SHOWER, I WAS GOOFING AROUND AND LIKE I KINDA...FELL. AND WHEN I FELL, MY KNEE HIT THE TUB AND LIKE
IT MADE A THUD NOISE
BUT I SHURGGED IT OFF
20 MINUTES AGO I JUST NOTICED THERES A FUCKING HOLE
IN MY TUB WALL
AND ITS KINDA BIG
AND LIKE
IF MY MOM FINDS OUT, I'M DEAD
WTF DO I DO DUDE
I'M SCARE
SOMENE TELL ME SOMETJIHBG PLS
GET YO AHH BEATEN WHILE IM LISTENING TO BENTO
SHUT TEH FUCK UP DUDE
MY MOM CAN HIT HARD
I MEAN HARD
SHE FUCKING PULLED MY HAIR
AND SLAPS MY MOUTH
DUBD#
DUDE
HELP ME
PLS
ZAMN
....................................................
im so done with u
ALEX ISNT EVEN HELPGB
GRUDEMWSXAZECS
https://voca.ro/1604nMDIewcQ
ur actually..
TRY TO PATCH IT UP MAYBE?
noodles.
THE GANG PT2
The Mastermind: Finders keepers, losers weepers.
The Potionmaker: Ever wondered what poison tastes like?
The Librarian: I know everything about you, even things you don't know about yourself.
The Illusionist: Did I scare you? Sorry, not sorry.
I remember this time on summer vacation where I was with the fam at a super cool resort place whatever and my cousin had a hoverboard which we regularly rode outside and we saw a sign that said “no scooters or bikes allowed” and there was a pic of a hoverboard so we took a picture with the sign on the hoverboard LMAOOOO sadly I don’t have the picture on my phone but it’s my proudest moment.
nah 'cause when me and my family were going to California for our summer vacation, my cousin had brought a skateboard, and like-i was learning how to do basic skateboarding 'cause her bf had taught her how to skate, and like-there was a sign outside our hotel that said: "No bikes, skateboards, or roller-skates." or something like that and we just ignored it and someone came out and started yelling at us-OUTSIDE OF OUR HOTEL.
we kept on skating LMAOOOOO
LMAOOOOOO
Mad lad-
LMAO
KEREM
CAUGHT ON 4K.
YOU FUCKING BLEACHED UR HAIR.
TO TRY TO LOOK LIKE ME??
HUH?
LMAOOO
yo does anyone wanna rp
i have a person
lily
How to flirt with someone without flirting with someone
s
Ive done that, but I can't tell you how
flirt with them… but make it seem like it’s not flirting.
“your ankles are pretty swaggers”
WHAT.
:)
i once told kerem i liked her socks
Alley im not going to compliment someone's ankles
Besides they wear boots
nice boots
made a girl !! her name is lora shes a lesbian and i love her111
he wildin
a lot of my friends say the n-word
ain't gonna call em out but
this is how they act LMAO
AWW DAMMIT
I JUST REALIZED
MY NAME LOOKS LIKE MEOWBAHH
it does
fuck
💀
what how
Madoka magica pfp
star next to my name